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"*Nemo*" |
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01 Aug 2003 04:59:39 PM |
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New source for funding the EAC (ntieoc) |
Well, folks, it looks like the Bible Belt division of the EAC (ntieoc,
even in the South!) will now be able to improve our already impressive
balance sheet:
http://shreveporttimes.com/html/B574A4B4-02EF-4C66-B136-8F63FA4283E0.shtm
l
The only drawback, of course, is that it will require operatives to put
in some pew time, particularly on Thursdays. But, for the good of the
cause... {;-)
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Alan Hobson" |
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| Title: Re: New source for funding the EAC (ntieoc) |
02 Aug 2003 12:09:01 AM |
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*Nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.NOSPMPLS.com> wrote in message news:<nemo0037-78AA89.17593301082003@news02.east.earthlink.net>...
Well, folks, it looks like the Bible Belt division of the EAC (ntieoc,
even in the South!) will now be able to improve our already impressive
balance sheet:
http://shreveporttimes.com/html/B574A4B4-02EF-4C66-B136-8F63FA4283E0.shtm
l
The only drawback, of course, is that it will require operatives to put
in some pew time, particularly on Thursdays. But, for the good of the
cause... {;-)
Doesn't the EAC still have those inflatable dolls left over from the
last wild org^H^H^H get-together? We can just insert a small speaker
down their throats so they can yell out "Thank you LAWD!", "Amen!" and
"Praaaise Jeeeezus!" every few minutes.
-Alan
aa#1608 BAAWA
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: New source for funding the EAC (ntieoc) |
03 Aug 2003 08:13:58 AM |
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Alan Hobson wrote:
*Nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.NOSPMPLS.com> wrote in message
news:<nemo0037-78AA89.17593301082003@news02.east.earthlink.net>...
Well, folks, it looks like the Bible Belt division of the EAC (ntieoc,
even in the South!) will now be able to improve our already impressive
balance sheet:
http://shreveporttimes.com/html/B574A4B4-02EF-4C66-B136-8F63FA4283E0.shtm
l
The only drawback, of course, is that it will require operatives to put
in some pew time, particularly on Thursdays. But, for the good of the
cause... {;-)
Doesn't the EAC still have those inflatable dolls left over from the
last wild org^H^H^H get-together? We can just insert a small speaker
down their throats so they can yell out "Thank you LAWD!", "Amen!" and
"Praaaise Jeeeezus!" every few minutes.
Just tell the bish to put the money in the slot afterwards...
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: New source for funding the EAC (ntieoc) |
02 Aug 2003 02:19:28 AM |
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In article
<nemo0037-78AA89.17593301082003@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*Nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.NOSPMPLS.com> wrote:
Well, folks, it looks like the Bible Belt division of the EAC (ntieoc,
even in the South!) will now be able to improve our already impressive
balance sheet:
http://shreveporttimes.com/html/B574A4B4-02EF-4C66-B136-8F63FA4283E0.shtm
l
The only drawback, of course, is that it will require operatives to put
in some pew time, particularly on Thursdays. But, for the good of the
cause... {;-)
Can I wear my Devil mask? Can I bring an air horn? I'll volunteer! :-)
--
John Hachmann, aa #1782
"In those parts of the world where learning and science has prevailed,
miracles ceased; but in those parts that are barbarous and ignorant,
miracles are still in vogue." -Letters of Ethan Allen to Thomas Jefferson
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| User: "William Klee" |
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| Title: Re: New source for funding the EAC (ntieoc) |
01 Aug 2003 07:28:50 PM |
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In article <nemo0037-78AA89.17593301082003@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*Nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.NOSPMPLS.com> wrote:
Well, folks, it looks like the Bible Belt division of the EAC (ntieoc,
even in the South!) will now be able to improve our already impressive
balance sheet:
http://shreveporttimes.com/html/B574A4B4-02EF-4C66-B136-8F63FA4283E0.shtm
l
The only drawback, of course, is that it will require operatives to put
in some pew time, particularly on Thursdays. But, for the good of the
cause... {;-)
Page not currently available. Is this the guy who wants to pay white
people to go to church? I saw that this morning, and thought, "That
pays better than delivering pizza. Too bad it's in the wrong state."
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| User: "*Nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: New source for funding the EAC (ntieoc) |
01 Aug 2003 09:05:03 PM |
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In article <010820031928503570%fnord2k@yahoo.com>,
William Klee <fnord2k@yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <nemo0037-78AA89.17593301082003@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*Nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.NOSPMPLS.com> wrote:
Well, folks, it looks like the Bible Belt division of the EAC (ntieoc,
even in the South!) will now be able to improve our already impressive
balance sheet:
http://shreveporttimes.com/html/B574A4B4-02EF-4C66-B136-8F63FA4283E0.shtm
l
The only drawback, of course, is that it will require operatives to put
in some pew time, particularly on Thursdays. But, for the good of the
cause... {;-)
Page not currently available.
Bloody NewsWatcher software. Make the qualifier "shtml" instead of "shtm"
Is this the guy who wants to pay white
people to go to church? I saw that this morning, and thought, "That
pays better than delivering pizza. Too bad it's in the wrong state."
Yeah, that's the one. I guess so long as your skin's the right color,
they want you. Weird.
They must be pretty sure you'll stick around. I don't think I'll
personally bother with such a place until they offer a money-back
guarentee.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "William Klee" |
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| Title: Re: New source for funding the EAC (ntieoc) |
02 Aug 2003 11:50:59 PM |
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In article <pan.2003.08.02.03.53.42.53114@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo
<iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 19:28:50 -0500, William Klee wrote:
In article <nemo0037-78AA89.17593301082003@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*Nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.NOSPMPLS.com> wrote:
Well, folks, it looks like the Bible Belt division of the EAC (ntieoc,
even in the South!) will now be able to improve our already impressive
balance sheet:
http://shreveporttimes.com/html/B574A4B4-02EF-4C66-B136-8F63FA4283E0.shtm
l
The only drawback, of course, is that it will require operatives to put
in some pew time, particularly on Thursdays. But, for the good of the
cause... {;-)
Page not currently available. Is this the guy who wants to pay white
people to go to church? I saw that this morning, and thought, "That pays
better than delivering pizza. Too bad it's in the wrong state."
The problem is the link. It wrapped the "l" at the end of ".shtml" so you
have to maneuver things a bit to get it to work right...
I saw that poor, orphaned "l" on the next line. I *thought* I put it in
the browser...
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: New source for funding the EAC (ntieoc) |
03 Aug 2003 07:55:32 AM |
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On Sat, 02 Aug 2003 23:50:59 -0500, William Klee wrote:
In article <pan.2003.08.02.03.53.42.53114@eac.org>, Mark K. Bilbo
<iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Aug 2003 19:28:50 -0500, William Klee wrote:
In article <nemo0037-78AA89.17593301082003@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*Nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.NOSPMPLS.com> wrote:
Well, folks, it looks like the Bible Belt division of the EAC
(ntieoc, even in the South!) will now be able to improve our already
impressive balance sheet:
http://shreveporttimes.com/html/B574A4B4-02EF-4C66-B136-8F63FA4283E0.shtm
l
The only drawback, of course, is that it will require operatives to
put in some pew time, particularly on Thursdays. But, for the good of
the cause... {;-)
Page not currently available. Is this the guy who wants to pay white
people to go to church? I saw that this morning, and thought, "That
pays better than delivering pizza. Too bad it's in the wrong state."
The problem is the link. It wrapped the "l" at the end of ".shtml" so
you have to maneuver things a bit to get it to work right...
I saw that poor, orphaned "l" on the next line. I *thought* I put it in
the browser...
I bet the CR/LF pushed it outta the text box. They're rude that way...
--
Mark K. Bilbo #1423 EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
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"...lying is central to the survival of nations and to the
success of great enterprises, because if our enemies can
count on the reliability of everything you say, your
vulnerability is enormously increased."
- Michael Ledeen, neo-con leader
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: New source for funding the EAC (ntieoc) |
03 Aug 2003 09:15:39 AM |
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Mark K. Bilbo"<iskanipa-y@hoo.com> wrote in alt.atheism
William Klee wrote:
*Nemo* <nemo0037@yahoo.NOSPMPLS.com> wrote:
Well, folks, it looks like the Bible Belt division of the EAC (ntieoc,
even in the South!) will now be able to improve our already impressive
balance sheet:
http://shreveporttimes.com/html/B574A4B4-02EF-4C66-B136-8F63FA4283E0.shtml
The only drawback, of course, is that it will require operatives to put
in some pew time, particularly on Thursdays. But, for the good of the
cause... {;-)
From the above:
"I don't know where people get the impression that he doesn't love
white people. I know he loves me."
WTF?
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://web2.airmail.net/~elo/news
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