Religions > Atheism > NewsFlash: POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!!
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01 Apr 2005 12:24:38 PM |
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NewsFlash: POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!! |
So why aren't Benny Hinn and all the "faith healers" at the Pope's bedside ?
How could they let the Pope suffer and die like this if they have the "power" to
heal any cretin they meet?
Vatican: Pope's condition 'has worsened'
Friday, April 1, 2005 Posted: 1:01 PM EST (1801 GMT)
VATICAN CITY (CNN) -- Pope John Paul II's breathing is becoming shallow and
several of his major organs -- including his kidneys and heart -- are growing
weaker, the Vatican said Friday.
"The general conditions and cardio-respiratory conditions of the Holy Father
have further worsened. A gradual worsening arterial hypotension has been noted,
and breathing has become shallow," the Vatican press office said.
"The clinical picture indicates cardio-circulatory and renal insufficiency. The
biological parameters are notably compromised. The Holy Father, with visible
participation, is joining the continual prayers of those assisting him."
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The news of the pope's worsening condition came two days after the Vatican
revealed that he had a feeding tube inserted through his nose to provide more
nutrition, as he struggled to recover from a tracheotomy five weeks ago.
The 84-year-old pope suffers from a number of chronic illnesses, including
crippling hip and knee ailments and Parkinson's disease, a progressive
neurological disorder that can make breathing and swallowing difficult.
Doctors performed the tracheotomy in early February as John Paul II recovered
from a bout of influenza that forced his hospitalization.
Wednesday, during his regular weekly general audience, the pope appeared at the
window of his study overlooking St. Peter's Square for about four minutes.
Unable to speak, he used hand gestures to bless thousands of people gathered for
a glimpse of him.
On Easter Sunday, the pope also tried to speak to the crowds but could not get
out the words. Ill health forced him to miss several events during Holy Week
preceding Easter. (Full story)
Around the world, Roman Catholics were praying for the pope's recovery.
Braying for a full recovery!?!?! Just how fucking stupid are these xtians ?
There's a better chance that Terry Shaivo will rise from the dead than the Pope
is going to "recover", unless "recover" means DIE in Latin.
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| User: "Smoking Gun" |
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| Title: Re: NewsFlash: POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!! |
02 Apr 2005 05:41:57 PM |
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" "- Prof. Jonez©"" <jonez@norcom.ca> wrote in message
news:Qlg3e.23$DQ2.360@news.uswest.net...
So why aren't Benny Hinn and all the "faith healers" at the Pope's bedside
?
How could they let the Pope suffer and die like this if they have the
"power" to
heal any cretin they meet?
Well, Benny Hinn did consider it but he decided there wasn't enough money in
it. ;)
SG
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| User: "Angus Rekktomb" |
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| Title: Re: NewsFlash: POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!! |
01 Apr 2005 12:54:58 PM |
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On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 10:24:38 -0800, Prof. Jonez©\ wrote
(in article <Qlg3e.23$DQ2.360@news.uswest.net>):
Around the world, Roman Catholics were praying for the pope's recovery.
Don't you mean resurrection? - lmao...
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A tall waft can be done in short order...beware of the waft.
waft@the-nostril.net
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: NewsFlash: POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!! |
01 Apr 2005 07:52:15 PM |
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On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 11:24:38 -0700, " \"- Prof. Jonez©\""
<jonez@norcom.ca> wrote:
So why aren't Benny Hinn and all the "faith healers" at the Pope's bedside ?
How could they let the Pope suffer and die like this if they have the "power" to
heal any cretin they meet?
Wouldn't be great if the fucker died on April Fools Day. Six hours
to go for me. Twenty five years of bile and hate followed by death on
Fools day.
Can't think of a more fitting end to a piece of *****.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: " \- Prof. Jonez©" |
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| Title: Re: NewsFlash: Pope's Death Pool -- place yer bets ! POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!! |
01 Apr 2005 09:04:24 PM |
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Steve Knight wrote:
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 11:24:38 -0700, " \"- Prof. Jonez©\""
<jonez@norcom.ca> wrote:
So why aren't Benny Hinn and all the "faith healers" at the Pope's
bedside ? How could they let the Pope suffer and die like this if
they have the "power" to heal any cretin they meet?
Wouldn't be great if the fucker died on April Fools Day. Six hours
to go for me. Twenty five years of bile and hate followed by death on
Fools day.
Can't think of a more fitting end to a piece of *****.
I had $$ bet that he'd go the same day as Terry Shaivo.
Wanna get in on the Pope's Death Pool ?
Not much chance the wretch can hang on until June 6th at 6am, eh?
That pays 10:1
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim" |
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| Title: Re: NewsFlash: POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!! |
02 Apr 2005 08:29:37 AM |
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exactly, where's ernest angley when you need him ?
he could just bash the pope on the forehead and yell:
HHHHHEEEEEAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
" "- Prof. Jonez©"" <jonez@norcom.ca> wrote in message
news:Qlg3e.23$DQ2.360@news.uswest.net...
So why aren't Benny Hinn and all the "faith healers" at the Pope's bedside
?
How could they let the Pope suffer and die like this if they have the
"power" to
heal any cretin they meet?
Vatican: Pope's condition 'has worsened'
Friday, April 1, 2005 Posted: 1:01 PM EST (1801 GMT)
VATICAN CITY (CNN) -- Pope John Paul II's breathing is becoming shallow
and several of his major organs -- including his kidneys and heart -- are
growing weaker, the Vatican said Friday.
"The general conditions and cardio-respiratory conditions of the Holy
Father have further worsened. A gradual worsening arterial hypotension has
been noted, and breathing has become shallow," the Vatican press office
said.
"The clinical picture indicates cardio-circulatory and renal
insufficiency. The biological parameters are notably compromised. The Holy
Father, with visible participation, is joining the continual prayers of
those assisting him."
***
The news of the pope's worsening condition came two days after the Vatican
revealed that he had a feeding tube inserted through his nose to provide
more nutrition, as he struggled to recover from a tracheotomy five weeks
ago.
The 84-year-old pope suffers from a number of chronic illnesses, including
crippling hip and knee ailments and Parkinson's disease, a progressive
neurological disorder that can make breathing and swallowing difficult.
Doctors performed the tracheotomy in early February as John Paul II
recovered from a bout of influenza that forced his hospitalization.
Wednesday, during his regular weekly general audience, the pope appeared
at the window of his study overlooking St. Peter's Square for about four
minutes. Unable to speak, he used hand gestures to bless thousands of
people gathered for a glimpse of him.
On Easter Sunday, the pope also tried to speak to the crowds but could not
get out the words. Ill health forced him to miss several events during
Holy Week preceding Easter. (Full story)
Around the world, Roman Catholics were praying for the pope's recovery.
Braying for a full recovery!?!?! Just how fucking stupid are these xtians
?
There's a better chance that Terry Shaivo will rise from the dead than the
Pope
is going to "recover", unless "recover" means DIE in Latin.
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| User: "Steve Knight" |
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| Title: Re: NewsFlash: POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!! |
02 Apr 2005 09:00:34 PM |
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On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 14:29:37 GMT, "SheBlewHimDidYouBlowHim"
<killgod@killgod.com> wrote:
exactly, where's ernest angley when you need him ?
I loved that guy! He was great!
"Put your hand on the television screen and PRAY with me!"
What ever happened to him?
Impe is a remote second compared to him and only a channel surf.
Warlord Steve
BAAWA
www.sonic.net/~wooly
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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01 Apr 2005 12:51:09 PM |
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on 01 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, "- Prof. Jonez©" dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Around the world, Roman Catholics were praying for the pope's recovery.
Recovery from old age. That's a good one.
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Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
Plonked by Jason Gastrich for all eternity...
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As you were, I was. As I am, you will be.
--- Hunter S. Thompson
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: NewsFlash: POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!! |
01 Apr 2005 12:57:12 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 12:51:09 -0600 in alt.atheism, Vic Sagerquist
(Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism,alt.religion.christian alt.atheism
on 01 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, "- Prof. Jonez©" dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Around the world, Roman Catholics were praying for the pope's recovery.
Recovery from old age. That's a good one.
Well, if they manage it, maybe it'd be worth thinking about
converting!
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| User: " \- Prof. Jonez©" |
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| Title: Re: NewsFlash: POPE is DEAD ! --- haha April Fools !! ----------- NOT !!!!! |
01 Apr 2005 03:28:27 PM |
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Vic Sagerquist wrote:
on 01 Apr 2005 in alt.atheism, "- Prof. Jonez©" dropped trou, farted,
whirled, then shouted:
Around the world, Roman Catholics were praying for the pope's
recovery.
Recovery from old age. That's a good one.
Translation: They have no fucking idea why they are braaaying like
hyenas to their gaaawd, but like masturbation they can't help themselves
from doing it.
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