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06 Apr 2005 07:47:22 PM |
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No embalming for the pope, eh? |
Wouldn't it be cool if the crusty old body would burst open just as the
last of the viewers comes up, and a tide of maggots come pouring out?
Now THAT would be memorable!
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Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
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| User: "Santolina chamaecyparissus" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
06 Apr 2005 08:55:52 PM |
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*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-3CAC22.20481906042005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
Wouldn't it be cool if the crusty old body would burst open just as the
last of the viewers comes up, and a tide of maggots come pouring out?
Now THAT would be memorable!
They'd be preserved as the Holy Maggots of John Paul.
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
06 Apr 2005 09:34:23 PM |
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In article <42549c2e@news.usenetzone.com> "Santolina chamaecyparissus" <feeding@tube.com> writes:
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-3CAC22.20481906042005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
Wouldn't it be cool if the crusty old body would burst open just as the
last of the viewers comes up, and a tide of maggots come pouring out?
Now THAT would be memorable!
They'd be preserved as the Holy Maggots of John Paul.
And fake geniuine holy maggots would become a small but
persistant cottage industry. And let us not even
consider eBay.
-- cary
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
09 Apr 2005 10:45:20 AM |
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On Wed, 6 Apr 2005 18:55:52 -0700, "Santolina chamaecyparissus"
<feeding@tube.com> wrote:
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:nemo0037-3CAC22.20481906042005@news1.west.earthlink.net...
Wouldn't it be cool if the crusty old body would burst open just as the
last of the viewers comes up, and a tide of maggots come pouring out?
Now THAT would be memorable!
They'd be preserved as the Holy Maggots of John Paul.
Otherwise known as Cardinals.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "FoodForThought" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
06 Apr 2005 07:54:18 PM |
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I think they have him on top of a refrigeration device, conveniently
filled with cold refreshments for the masses. Pun intended.
POPEcicles, anyone? How about an icy cold Diet Popesi??
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
06 Apr 2005 10:08:35 PM |
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FoodForThought wrote:
I think they have him on top of a refrigeration device, conveniently
filled with cold refreshments for the masses. Pun intended.
POPEcicles, anyone? How about an icy cold Diet Popesi??
Give me a bowl of piping-hot POPEcorn!
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
09 Apr 2005 01:09:22 PM |
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On 6 Apr 2005 20:08:35 -0700, wrote:
FoodForThought wrote:
I think they have him on top of a refrigeration device, conveniently
filled with cold refreshments for the masses. Pun intended.
POPEcicles, anyone? How about an icy cold Diet Popesi??
Give me a bowl of piping-hot POPEcorn!
Considering that his butt is on the device, that might not be such a
great request to make.
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
07 Apr 2005 01:00:38 AM |
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In article <nemo0037-3CAC22.20481906042005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Wouldn't it be cool if the crusty old body would burst open just as the
last of the viewers comes up, and a tide of maggots come pouring out?
Now THAT would be memorable!
It would be declared a miracle! What is this mass compulsion to look at
a hunk of rotting meat anyway? Throw him in the hole and get on with it
already.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
07 Apr 2005 04:09:45 AM |
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In article <jhachm-500735.23003806042005@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <nemo0037-3CAC22.20481906042005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Wouldn't it be cool if the crusty old body would burst open just as the
last of the viewers comes up, and a tide of maggots come pouring out?
Now THAT would be memorable!
It would be declared a miracle! What is this mass compulsion to look at
a hunk of rotting meat anyway? Throw him in the hole and get on with it
already.
The pictures from Bush, Bush and co. kneeling in front of the Pope sure
gave a good view of the rotting process. Not looking too good. They said
that the body had been "prepared but not embalmed." I wonder if they
plugged up orifices, or put a diaper on?
These dark age weirdos are just too damn spooky for words.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
08 Apr 2005 12:01:40 AM |
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In article <nemo0037-39C0FD.05104307042005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <jhachm-500735.23003806042005@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <nemo0037-3CAC22.20481906042005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Wouldn't it be cool if the crusty old body would burst open just as the
last of the viewers comes up, and a tide of maggots come pouring out?
Now THAT would be memorable!
It would be declared a miracle! What is this mass compulsion to look at
a hunk of rotting meat anyway? Throw him in the hole and get on with it
already.
The pictures from Bush, Bush and co. kneeling in front of the Pope sure
gave a good view of the rotting process. Not looking too good. They said
that the body had been "prepared but not embalmed." I wonder if they
plugged up orifices, or put a diaper on?
These dark age weirdos are just too damn spooky for words.
Not looking good? What about the smell? The old dude must be pretty ripe
about now.
Here's an account of what they did or didn't do:
http://tinyurl.com/6ppvo
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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| User: "Uncle Buck" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
09 Apr 2005 01:11:09 PM |
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On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 22:01:40 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <nemo0037-39C0FD.05104307042005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <jhachm-500735.23003806042005@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <nemo0037-3CAC22.20481906042005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Wouldn't it be cool if the crusty old body would burst open just as the
last of the viewers comes up, and a tide of maggots come pouring out?
Now THAT would be memorable!
It would be declared a miracle! What is this mass compulsion to look at
a hunk of rotting meat anyway? Throw him in the hole and get on with it
already.
The pictures from Bush, Bush and co. kneeling in front of the Pope sure
gave a good view of the rotting process. Not looking too good. They said
that the body had been "prepared but not embalmed." I wonder if they
plugged up orifices, or put a diaper on?
These dark age weirdos are just too damn spooky for words.
Not looking good? What about the smell? The old dude must be pretty ripe
about now.
Probably not too much different from when he was alive. Those Pope
diapers, as everybody nose, can really reek havoc with the senses.
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: No embalming for the pope, eh? |
10 Apr 2005 01:27:50 AM |
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In article <6k6g5110dkg22hrm1dsdk9l4somo9qu965@4ax.com>,
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
On Thu, 07 Apr 2005 22:01:40 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <nemo0037-39C0FD.05104307042005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
In article <jhachm-500735.23003806042005@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <nemo0037-3CAC22.20481906042005@news1.west.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:
Wouldn't it be cool if the crusty old body would burst open just as
the
last of the viewers comes up, and a tide of maggots come pouring out?
Now THAT would be memorable!
It would be declared a miracle! What is this mass compulsion to look at
a hunk of rotting meat anyway? Throw him in the hole and get on with it
already.
The pictures from Bush, Bush and co. kneeling in front of the Pope sure
gave a good view of the rotting process. Not looking too good. They said
that the body had been "prepared but not embalmed." I wonder if they
plugged up orifices, or put a diaper on?
These dark age weirdos are just too damn spooky for words.
Not looking good? What about the smell? The old dude must be pretty ripe
about now.
Probably not too much different from when he was alive. Those Pope
diapers, as everybody nose, can really reek havoc with the senses.
I wonder who got to change them?
--
L8r,
Uncle Buck
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John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
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