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"Kate " |
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25 Feb 2004 11:40:16 PM |
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No Nails from Passion |
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
26 Feb 2004 06:06:38 PM |
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On 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, (Kate ) wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
I can sell you the original nails as well as chunks of wood from the
cross. I was there the other day and got special permission to just
take them, as nobody else bothered to. Boy, were they glad to get rid
of the mess, as there's no dump there. (somebody got his bones,
however)
I can provide the nails in any size and type - from carpet tacks to
railroad spikes, annealed if you want.
The chunks of the cross come in all popular styles of wood, real or
synthetic to meet your ecological needs.
I even went to their shop and got the sawdust and tools they used to
make the cross, as well as two prototypes.
drift
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
26 Feb 2004 07:57:16 PM |
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On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:06:38 -0500, wrote:
On 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, (Kate ) wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
I can sell you the original nails as well as chunks of wood from the
cross. I was there the other day and got special permission to just
take them, as nobody else bothered to. Boy, were they glad to get rid
of the mess, as there's no dump there. (somebody got his bones,
however)
I can provide the nails in any size and type - from carpet tacks to
railroad spikes, annealed if you want.
The chunks of the cross come in all popular styles of wood, real or
synthetic to meet your ecological needs.
I even went to their shop and got the sawdust and tools they used to
make the cross, as well as two prototypes.
Are they autographed?
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
27 Feb 2004 05:55:22 PM |
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On 26 Feb 2004 19:57:16 -0600, (Kate ), Message ID:
<4052a38f.87281484@news-west.newscene.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:06:38 -0500, wrote:
On 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, (Kate ) wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
I can sell you the original nails as well as chunks of wood from the
cross. I was there the other day and got special permission to just
take them, as nobody else bothered to. Boy, were they glad to get rid
of the mess, as there's no dump there. (somebody got his bones,
however)
I can provide the nails in any size and type - from carpet tacks to
railroad spikes, annealed if you want.
The chunks of the cross come in all popular styles of wood, real or
synthetic to meet your ecological needs.
I even went to their shop and got the sawdust and tools they used to
make the cross, as well as two prototypes.
Are they autographed?
Yep...they were just signed yesterday......
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
27 Feb 2004 07:43:59 PM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:0div30l0bn39432fpm4jplmcacv4eqqf9i@4ax.com...
On 26 Feb 2004 19:57:16 -0600, (Kate ), Message ID:
<4052a38f.87281484@news-west.newscene.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:06:38 -0500, wrote:
On 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, (Kate ) wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
I can sell you the original nails as well as chunks of wood from the
cross. I was there the other day and got special permission to just
take them, as nobody else bothered to. Boy, were they glad to get rid
of the mess, as there's no dump there. (somebody got his bones,
however)
I can provide the nails in any size and type - from carpet tacks to
railroad spikes, annealed if you want.
The chunks of the cross come in all popular styles of wood, real or
synthetic to meet your ecological needs.
I even went to their shop and got the sawdust and tools they used to
make the cross, as well as two prototypes.
Are they autographed?
Yep...they were just signed yesterday......
In a special deal worked out with the people who sell the nails I am making
available fences of Ark wood fastened together with cross nails for a gift
of only $1,000.00 a lineal foot.
Note these fences do not have ark wood on posts and cross members.
The gift is $1666.00 per foot for these, but this gives you an all gopher
wood fence that will last thousands of years.
For an additional gift of $10,000.00 and available to only the first 1000
callers I have available gates made of the wood Noah and the boys pissed on
all that year.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
28 Feb 2004 01:19:48 PM |
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On Sat, 28 Feb 2004 01:43:59 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mdotpainter@att.net>,
Message ID: <ynS%b.51071$aH3.1563003@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>
wrote in alt.atheism;
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:0div30l0bn39432fpm4jplmcacv4eqqf9i@4ax.com...
On 26 Feb 2004 19:57:16 -0600, (Kate ), Message ID:
<4052a38f.87281484@news-west.newscene.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
On Thu, 26 Feb 2004 19:06:38 -0500, wrote:
On 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, (Kate ) wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
I can sell you the original nails as well as chunks of wood from the
cross. I was there the other day and got special permission to just
take them, as nobody else bothered to. Boy, were they glad to get rid
of the mess, as there's no dump there. (somebody got his bones,
however)
I can provide the nails in any size and type - from carpet tacks to
railroad spikes, annealed if you want.
The chunks of the cross come in all popular styles of wood, real or
synthetic to meet your ecological needs.
I even went to their shop and got the sawdust and tools they used to
make the cross, as well as two prototypes.
Are they autographed?
Yep...they were just signed yesterday......
In a special deal worked out with the people who sell the nails I am making
available fences of Ark wood fastened together with cross nails for a gift
of only $1,000.00 a lineal foot.
Note these fences do not have ark wood on posts and cross members.
The gift is $1666.00 per foot for these, but this gives you an all gopher
wood fence that will last thousands of years.
For an additional gift of $10,000.00 and available to only the first 1000
callers I have available gates made of the wood Noah and the boys pissed on
all that year.
Pissed on and has a well aged aroma.....
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
26 Feb 2004 11:53:04 AM |
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On 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, (Kate ), Message ID:
<403f85a0.14082359@news-west.newscene.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
They should have a big hammer pounding a nail.
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "SMChristenson" |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
27 Feb 2004 06:37:46 AM |
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On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, Kate wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
How about:
Ask Me About My
NINE
INCH
NAIL
to appeal to the adolescent male?
Or:
I love getting
NAILED
for that special girl?
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| User: "Michelle Martin" |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
27 Feb 2004 10:25:38 PM |
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In article <pan.2004.02.27.12.37.46.59143@visi.com>,
SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, Kate wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
How about:
Ask Me About My
NINE
INCH
NAIL
to appeal to the adolescent male?
Or:
I love getting
NAILED
for that special girl?
You know, I'm half tempted to get one of those nail pendants (when the
knockoffs come out; I don't want to put any money in Mel's pocket).
Then, when the inevitable Xter rhapsodizes over it, I can say "This?
Oh, no, I'm not a Christian. This is in honor of Spike, the vampire on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's MY god!!"
Be interesting to see how fast they try to get away from me...
Michelle Martin
AA #1474
--
Those who live too long with unquestioned contradictions are not
apt to be able to deal with reality when it eventually befalls
them. --Gore Vidal--
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| User: "Kate " |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
27 Feb 2004 11:11:14 PM |
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On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:25:38 -0900, Michelle Martin
<mikkirm@delete.yahoo.com> wrote:
In article <pan.2004.02.27.12.37.46.59143@visi.com>,
SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, Kate wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
How about:
Ask Me About My
NINE
INCH
NAIL
to appeal to the adolescent male?
Or:
I love getting
NAILED
for that special girl?
You know, I'm half tempted to get one of those nail pendants (when the
knockoffs come out; I don't want to put any money in Mel's pocket).
Then, when the inevitable Xter rhapsodizes over it, I can say "This?
Oh, no, I'm not a Christian. This is in honor of Spike, the vampire on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's MY god!!"
Be interesting to see how fast they try to get away from me...
Problem is, too many people would think they know what it means.
Ugh. I'd hate to have people make that assumption.
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| User: "Michelle Martin" |
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28 Feb 2004 12:39:06 PM |
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In article <4067222e.185232718@news-west.newscene.com>,
(Kate ) wrote:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:25:38 -0900, Michelle Martin
<mikkirm@delete.yahoo.com> wrote:
You know, I'm half tempted to get one of those nail pendants (when the
knockoffs come out; I don't want to put any money in Mel's pocket).
Then, when the inevitable Xter rhapsodizes over it, I can say "This?
Oh, no, I'm not a Christian. This is in honor of Spike, the vampire on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's MY god!!"
Be interesting to see how fast they try to get away from me...
Problem is, too many people would think they know what it means.
Ugh. I'd hate to have people make that assumption.
Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of, and why I'm only half tempted. A lot
of people (most, probably) would just assume I was a Xter and not say
anything, or just think I was as loony as they are.
Michelle Martin
AA 1474
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Those who live too long with unquestioned contradictions are not
apt to be able to deal with reality when it eventually befalls
them. --Gore Vidal--
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
28 Feb 2004 01:20:54 PM |
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On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:25:38 -0900, Michelle Martin
<mikkirm@delete.yahoo.com>, Message ID:
<mikkirm-64D635.19253727022004@corp.supernews.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
In article <pan.2004.02.27.12.37.46.59143@visi.com>,
SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, Kate wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
How about:
Ask Me About My
NINE
INCH
NAIL
to appeal to the adolescent male?
Or:
I love getting
NAILED
for that special girl?
You know, I'm half tempted to get one of those nail pendants (when the
knockoffs come out; I don't want to put any money in Mel's pocket).
Then, when the inevitable Xter rhapsodizes over it, I can say "This?
Oh, no, I'm not a Christian. This is in honor of Spike, the vampire on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's MY god!!"
Be interesting to see how fast they try to get away from me...
Hit a boat yard and buy a clinching nail (I think it's called).
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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28 Feb 2004 07:53:11 PM |
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stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:7fq1405iep5e07ji6bndcpd0lodcfb626c@4ax.com:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:25:38 -0900, Michelle Martin
<mikkirm@delete.yahoo.com>, Message ID:
<mikkirm-64D635.19253727022004@corp.supernews.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
In article <pan.2004.02.27.12.37.46.59143@visi.com>,
SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, Kate wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
How about:
Ask Me About My
NINE
INCH
NAIL
to appeal to the adolescent male?
Or:
I love getting
NAILED
for that special girl?
You know, I'm half tempted to get one of those nail pendants (when the
knockoffs come out; I don't want to put any money in Mel's pocket).
Then, when the inevitable Xter rhapsodizes over it, I can say "This?
Oh, no, I'm not a Christian. This is in honor of Spike, the vampire on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's MY god!!"
Be interesting to see how fast they try to get away from me...
Hit a boat yard and buy a clinching nail (I think it's called).
I've got an old wrought-iron nail about 12" long. It's as thick as a
Sharpie pen and has a spiral twist. Maybe I should make a pendant of it :)
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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| User: "Kate " |
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28 Feb 2004 09:11:12 PM |
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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 01:53:11 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:7fq1405iep5e07ji6bndcpd0lodcfb626c@4ax.com:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:25:38 -0900, Michelle Martin
<mikkirm@delete.yahoo.com>, Message ID:
<mikkirm-64D635.19253727022004@corp.supernews.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
In article <pan.2004.02.27.12.37.46.59143@visi.com>,
SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, Kate wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
How about:
Ask Me About My
NINE
INCH
NAIL
to appeal to the adolescent male?
Or:
I love getting
NAILED
for that special girl?
You know, I'm half tempted to get one of those nail pendants (when the
knockoffs come out; I don't want to put any money in Mel's pocket).
Then, when the inevitable Xter rhapsodizes over it, I can say "This?
Oh, no, I'm not a Christian. This is in honor of Spike, the vampire on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's MY god!!"
Be interesting to see how fast they try to get away from me...
Hit a boat yard and buy a clinching nail (I think it's called).
I've got an old wrought-iron nail about 12" long. It's as thick as a
Sharpie pen and has a spiral twist. Maybe I should make a pendant of it :)
Dip the end in red paint. That should get a few double takes.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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28 Feb 2004 09:33:17 PM |
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(Kate ) wrote in
news:407657b4.264470515@news-west.newscene.com:
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 01:53:11 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:7fq1405iep5e07ji6bndcpd0lodcfb626c@4ax.com:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:25:38 -0900, Michelle Martin
<mikkirm@delete.yahoo.com>, Message ID:
<mikkirm-64D635.19253727022004@corp.supernews.com> wrote in
alt.atheism;
In article <pan.2004.02.27.12.37.46.59143@visi.com>,
SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, Kate wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into
asking them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
How about:
Ask Me About My
NINE
INCH
NAIL
to appeal to the adolescent male?
Or:
I love getting
NAILED
for that special girl?
You know, I'm half tempted to get one of those nail pendants (when
the knockoffs come out; I don't want to put any money in Mel's
pocket). Then, when the inevitable Xter rhapsodizes over it, I can
say "This? Oh, no, I'm not a Christian. This is in honor of Spike,
the vampire on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's MY god!!"
Be interesting to see how fast they try to get away from me...
Hit a boat yard and buy a clinching nail (I think it's called).
I've got an old wrought-iron nail about 12" long. It's as thick as a
Sharpie pen and has a spiral twist. Maybe I should make a pendant of
it :)
Dip the end in red paint. That should get a few double takes.
Still...it could lead to the same old "MY nail is bigger than YOUR nail"
argument...only this time I'd win =D
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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28 Feb 2004 10:16:59 PM |
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Kate wrote:
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 01:53:11 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote:
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:7fq1405iep5e07ji6bndcpd0lodcfb626c@4ax.com:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:25:38 -0900, Michelle Martin
<mikkirm@delete.yahoo.com>, Message ID:
<mikkirm-64D635.19253727022004@corp.supernews.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
In article <pan.2004.02.27.12.37.46.59143@visi.com>,
SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, Kate wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
How about:
Ask Me About My
NINE
INCH
NAIL
to appeal to the adolescent male?
Or:
I love getting
NAILED
for that special girl?
You know, I'm half tempted to get one of those nail pendants (when the
knockoffs come out; I don't want to put any money in Mel's pocket).
Then, when the inevitable Xter rhapsodizes over it, I can say "This?
Oh, no, I'm not a Christian. This is in honor of Spike, the vampire on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's MY god!!"
Be interesting to see how fast they try to get away from me...
Hit a boat yard and buy a clinching nail (I think it's called).
I've got an old wrought-iron nail about 12" long. It's as thick as a
Sharpie pen and has a spiral twist. Maybe I should make a pendant of it :)
Dip the end in red paint. That should get a few double takes.
I like the way you think. :-)
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
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| User: "stoney" |
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01 Mar 2004 03:02:35 PM |
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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 01:53:11 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns949DCABF8BF2Baskifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:7fq1405iep5e07ji6bndcpd0lodcfb626c@4ax.com:
On Fri, 27 Feb 2004 19:25:38 -0900, Michelle Martin
<mikkirm@delete.yahoo.com>, Message ID:
<mikkirm-64D635.19253727022004@corp.supernews.com> wrote in alt.atheism;
In article <pan.2004.02.27.12.37.46.59143@visi.com>,
SMChristenson <smchris@visi.com> wrote:
On Wed, 25 Feb 2004 23:40:16 -0600, Kate wrote:
Are you irritated by people wearing nails to suck people into asking
them about their religion?
Get a 'No Nail' T-shirt
In many different styles and 3 different versions
http://www.cafeshops.com/realitees/252143
How about:
Ask Me About My
NINE
INCH
NAIL
to appeal to the adolescent male?
Or:
I love getting
NAILED
for that special girl?
You know, I'm half tempted to get one of those nail pendants (when the
knockoffs come out; I don't want to put any money in Mel's pocket).
Then, when the inevitable Xter rhapsodizes over it, I can say "This?
Oh, no, I'm not a Christian. This is in honor of Spike, the vampire on
Buffy the Vampire Slayer. He's MY god!!"
Be interesting to see how fast they try to get away from me...
Hit a boat yard and buy a clinching nail (I think it's called).
I've got an old wrought-iron nail about 12" long. It's as thick as a
Sharpie pen and has a spiral twist. Maybe I should make a pendant of it :)
Find a jewelry hammer and braze the hammer to the nail.....
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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01 Mar 2004 03:59:28 PM |
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stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
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On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 01:53:11 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
I've got an old wrought-iron nail about 12" long. It's as thick as a
Sharpie pen and has a spiral twist. Maybe I should make a pendant of
it :)
Find a jewelry hammer and braze the hammer to the nail.....
How about I just modernize? I've got a staple gun that shoots brads. It'll
make a damn good belt buckle!
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
"You should realize Usenet is a strange reality where you see people
beating up a patch of grass where nine years ago there used to be a
horse. " 01 July 2003, talk.origins
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| User: "B. Kildow" |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
02 Mar 2004 11:19:01 AM |
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Doc Smartass wrote:
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:069740hh983if8hm2335ctmmmkq4pravjd@4ax.com:
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 01:53:11 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
I've got an old wrought-iron nail about 12" long. It's as thick as a
Sharpie pen and has a spiral twist. Maybe I should make a pendant of
it :)
Find a jewelry hammer and braze the hammer to the nail.....
How about I just modernize? I've got a staple gun that shoots brads. It'll
make a damn good belt buckle!
Just make sure it's unloaded or the safety is on prior to sitting down.
{YOUCH!!!)
BK
AA#1992
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: No Nails from Passion |
02 Mar 2004 11:07:54 AM |
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On Mon, 01 Mar 2004 21:59:28 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
<Xns949FA3B6D5352askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18> wrote in alt.atheism;
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in
news:069740hh983if8hm2335ctmmmkq4pravjd@4ax.com:
On Sun, 29 Feb 2004 01:53:11 GMT, Doc Smartass
<gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com>, Message ID:
I've got an old wrought-iron nail about 12" long. It's as thick as a
Sharpie pen and has a spiral twist. Maybe I should make a pendant of
it :)
Find a jewelry hammer and braze the hammer to the nail.....
How about I just modernize? I've got a staple gun that shoots brads. It'll
make a damn good belt buckle!
T-shirt showing a picture of christians gleefully hammering the
nails....
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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