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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "JTEM"
Date: 26 Jun 2005 12:03:29 AM
Object: No One will be interested in this...
Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...
http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm
(Special thanks to Coast To Coast AM for this one)
.

User: "No One"

Title: JTEM in a bad mood (Re: No One will be interested in this...) 26 Jun 2005 01:00:45 AM
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> writes:

Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm

(Special thanks to Coast To Coast AM for this one)

That's nice. Here's one you might be interested in once you grow
up.
<http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2005/06/03/060305-950x315-badreporter.gif>
.
User: "JTEM"

Title: Re: JTEM in a bad mood (Re: No One will be interested in this...) 26 Jun 2005 01:36:46 AM
"No One" <noone@nospam.pacbell.net> wrote

That's nice. Here's one you might be interested in once you grow
up.

<http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2005/06/03/060305-950x315-badrepor
ter.gif>
It must be a left-coaster thing.
.
User: "Douglas Berry"

Title: Re: JTEM in a bad mood (Re: No One will be interested in this...) 26 Jun 2005 11:00:15 AM
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 02:36:46 -0400, "JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
drained his beer, leaned back in the alt.atheism beanbag and drunkenly
proclaimed the following


"No One" <noone@nospam.pacbell.net> wrote

That's nice. Here's one you might be interested in once you grow
up.



<http://www.sfgate.com/chronicle/pictures/2005/06/03/060305-950x315-badrepor
ter.gif>

It must be a left-coaster thing.

The 49ers produced a video that was supposed to deal with the area's
diversity but managed to insult everyone in the Bay Area.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
.
User: "JTEM"

Title: Re: JTEM in a bad mood (Re: No One will be interested in this...) 26 Jun 2005 01:04:54 PM
"Douglas Berry" <penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote

The 49ers produced a video that was supposed to deal with
the area's diversity but managed to insult everyone in the
Bay Area.

Well, the general rule is that if you insult everybody you insult
nobody... which explains the success of "Mail Call" on the
History Channel.
.




User: "Denis Loubet"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 12:46:47 AM
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:btidnfmYKNltqSPfRVn-vg@comcast.com...


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm

Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
http://www.ashenempires.com
.
User: "JTEM"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 01:08:11 AM
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote

"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote

Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm

Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?

It doesn't. The aliens beamed the idea that it works into
their heads.
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 02:01:23 AM
In article <4aOdnWwkQYGE2SPfRVn-jw@comcast.com>,
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote

"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm


Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?


It doesn't. The aliens beamed the idea that it works into
their heads.

It must work. No one wearing one of those hats has ever been abducted,
have they? :-)
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 10:34:47 AM
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:01:23 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <4aOdnWwkQYGE2SPfRVn-jw@comcast.com>,
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote

"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm


Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?


It doesn't. The aliens beamed the idea that it works into
their heads.

It must work. No one wearing one of those hats has ever been abducted,
have they? :-)

Oh Come on!
If you were an alien, looking to study a representative specimen of humanity:
Would you abduct someone wearing one of those?
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 05:50:31 PM
In article <ojitb197qs8a6h5pjk4pvckv40vob844g0@4ax.com>,
Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:

On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:01:23 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <4aOdnWwkQYGE2SPfRVn-jw@comcast.com>,
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote

"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm


Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?


It doesn't. The aliens beamed the idea that it works into
their heads.

It must work. No one wearing one of those hats has ever been abducted,
have they? :-)



Oh Come on!

If you were an alien, looking to study a representative specimen of humanity:
Would you abduct someone wearing one of those?


Ah! But you see, that's their camouflage! They think that if they look
so stupid, the aliens will leave them alone.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 27 Jun 2005 09:09:25 AM
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 15:50:31 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <ojitb197qs8a6h5pjk4pvckv40vob844g0@4ax.com>,
Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:

On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:01:23 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <4aOdnWwkQYGE2SPfRVn-jw@comcast.com>,
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote

"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm


Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?


It doesn't. The aliens beamed the idea that it works into
their heads.

It must work. No one wearing one of those hats has ever been abducted,
have they? :-)



Oh Come on!

If you were an alien, looking to study a representative specimen of humanity:
Would you abduct someone wearing one of those?



Ah! But you see, that's their camouflage! They think that if they look
so stupid, the aliens will leave them alone.

Yea, that could work.
I've got a couple of grandkids, they can abduct, if they like, but by the time
that pair has stopped poking things, and pulling things, and twisting things, to
see what they do, their bloody flying saucer would need a major overhaul.
Then there are the core expressions of all their speech: "Yes but", "No but",
"Can I have?", "Why?", and of course, " Why Not?".
Half an hour of that, and they would put big signs up all round the galaxy,

WARNING!
EARTH OFF LIMITS.
For your own good.
(:-)
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 28 Jun 2005 11:47:59 PM
In article <mm00c15crs507qlud0l8n8q5m8p6ig8oep@4ax.com>,
Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:

On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 15:50:31 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <ojitb197qs8a6h5pjk4pvckv40vob844g0@4ax.com>,
Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:

On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:01:23 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <4aOdnWwkQYGE2SPfRVn-jw@comcast.com>,
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote

"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm


Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?


It doesn't. The aliens beamed the idea that it works into
their heads.

It must work. No one wearing one of those hats has ever been abducted,
have they? :-)



Oh Come on!

If you were an alien, looking to study a representative specimen of
humanity:
Would you abduct someone wearing one of those?



Ah! But you see, that's their camouflage! They think that if they look
so stupid, the aliens will leave them alone.


Yea, that could work.

I've got a couple of grandkids, they can abduct, if they like, but by the
time
that pair has stopped poking things, and pulling things, and twisting things,
to
see what they do, their bloody flying saucer would need a major overhaul.

Then there are the core expressions of all their speech: "Yes but", "No
but",
"Can I have?", "Why?", and of course, " Why Not?".

And if that fails, the ear piercing shrieks and the ten minute floor
pounding, object throwing tantrum.


Half an hour of that, and they would put big signs up all round the galaxy,

WARNING!

EARTH OFF LIMITS.

For your own good.

Quarantine area! Stay out! Mad hominid disease!


(:-)

(I have some grandnephews and grandnieces.)


--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.

Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000

--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 29 Jun 2005 04:19:25 PM
On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 21:47:59 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

And if that fails, the ear piercing shrieks and the ten minute floor
pounding, object throwing tantrum.

Oh yes. A most effective weapon.



Half an hour of that, and they would put big signs up all round the galaxy,

WARNING!

EARTH OFF LIMITS.

For your own good.


Quarantine area! Stay out! Mad hominid disease!


(:-)


(I have some grandnephews and grandnieces.)

These two are grand sons, both just turned nine, and living only a couple of
doors apart.
Grand dad was conned into buying them Swis Army knives, for their birthdays, on
the understanding that they didn'r take them to school.
Have you seen what those things COST?
Of course nobody mentioned that undoing every screw in sight, was also a no no.
(They weren't taking it apart, they were just seeing if the screw driver
worked).
Hopefully, by the time we see them again, in September, they will have tried all
the tools, and one son, and one daughter, will have forgiven me. (:-)
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 30 Jun 2005 12:22:34 AM
In article <fd16c19t1t7lk694ecbn0f185b79h8ecft@4ax.com>,
Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:

On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 21:47:59 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

And if that fails, the ear piercing shrieks and the ten minute floor
pounding, object throwing tantrum.


Oh yes. A most effective weapon.




Half an hour of that, and they would put big signs up all round the
galaxy,

WARNING!

EARTH OFF LIMITS.

For your own good.


Quarantine area! Stay out! Mad hominid disease!


(:-)


(I have some grandnephews and grandnieces.)


These two are grand sons, both just turned nine, and living only a couple of
doors apart.

Grand dad was conned into buying them Swis Army knives, for their birthdays,
on
the understanding that they didn'r take them to school.

Have you seen what those things COST?

Like everything else, outrageous I'll bet.


Of course nobody mentioned that undoing every screw in sight, was also a no
no.

(They weren't taking it apart, they were just seeing if the screw driver
worked).

Hopefully, by the time we see them again, in September, they will have tried
all
the tools, and one son, and one daughter, will have forgiven me. (:-)

Heh! One of the biggest mistakes my dad made was showing me his tool
box. I got into a lot of trouble, but I had so much fun 'fixing' things
around the house.


--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.

Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000

--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 30 Jun 2005 09:26:21 AM
On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 22:22:34 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <fd16c19t1t7lk694ecbn0f185b79h8ecft@4ax.com>,
Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:

On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 21:47:59 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

snip


Have you seen what those things COST?



Like everything else, outrageous I'll bet.

They got the smaller, cheaper, versions, fifteen quid, about US$30, each.
My excuse was that the bigger ones, UK£40+, were too big to fit in their
pockets.



Of course nobody mentioned that undoing every screw in sight, was also a no
no.

(They weren't taking it apart, they were just seeing if the screw driver
worked).

Hopefully, by the time we see them again, in September, they will have tried
all
the tools, and one son, and one daughter, will have forgiven me. (:-)


Heh! One of the biggest mistakes my dad made was showing me his tool
box. I got into a lot of trouble, but I had so much fun 'fixing' things
around the house.

Yes, and that is something along the lines of what I am going to remind a
certain son, and daughter, of, if they are still miffed when I see them. (:-D
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 01 Jul 2005 12:18:33 AM
In article <apv7c1p0kpehsjtu5cmi0nbkrap10pdm5n@4ax.com>,
Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:

On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 22:22:34 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <fd16c19t1t7lk694ecbn0f185b79h8ecft@4ax.com>,
Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:

On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 21:47:59 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

snip


Have you seen what those things COST?



Like everything else, outrageous I'll bet.

They got the smaller, cheaper, versions, fifteen quid, about US$30, each.

My excuse was that the bigger ones, UK£40+, were too big to fit in their
pockets.



Of course nobody mentioned that undoing every screw in sight, was also a
no
no.

(They weren't taking it apart, they were just seeing if the screw driver
worked).

Hopefully, by the time we see them again, in September, they will have
tried
all
the tools, and one son, and one daughter, will have forgiven me. (:-)


Heh! One of the biggest mistakes my dad made was showing me his tool
box. I got into a lot of trouble, but I had so much fun 'fixing' things
around the house.


Yes, and that is something along the lines of what I am going to remind a
certain son, and daughter, of, if they are still miffed when I see them. (:-D

Yep. Kids are alike.


--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.

Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000

--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.





User: "Harry F. Leopold"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 27 Jun 2005 11:29:45 AM
On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 09:09:25 -0500, Dubh Ghall wrote
(in article <mm00c15crs507qlud0l8n8q5m8p6ig8oep@4ax.com>):

On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 15:50:31 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <ojitb197qs8a6h5pjk4pvckv40vob844g0@4ax.com>,
Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey> wrote:

On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:01:23 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <4aOdnWwkQYGE2SPfRVn-jw@comcast.com>,
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote

"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm


Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?


It doesn't. The aliens beamed the idea that it works into
their heads.

It must work. No one wearing one of those hats has ever been abducted,
have they? :-)



Oh Come on!

If you were an alien, looking to study a representative specimen of
humanity:
Would you abduct someone wearing one of those?



Ah! But you see, that's their camouflage! They think that if they look
so stupid, the aliens will leave them alone.


Yea, that could work.

I've got a couple of grandkids, they can abduct, if they like, but by the

time

that pair has stopped poking things, and pulling things, and twisting things,
to
see what they do, their bloody flying saucer would need a major overhaul.

Then there are the core expressions of all their speech: "Yes but", "No

but",

"Can I have?", "Why?", and of course, " Why Not?".

Half an hour of that, and they would put big signs up all round the galaxy,

WARNING!

EARTH OFF LIMITS.

For your own good.

(:-)

or as it was put in an old SF story: Danger, Human.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³4 out of 5 dentists recommend the Theory of Evolution.³-John S. Wilkins
.
User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 28 Jun 2005 03:46:19 PM
On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 11:29:45 -0500, Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:

On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 09:09:25 -0500, Dubh Ghall wrote
(in article <mm00c15crs507qlud0l8n8q5m8p6ig8oep@4ax.com>):

snip

"Can I have?", "Why?", and of course, " Why Not?".

Half an hour of that, and they would put big signs up all round the galaxy,



WARNING!

EARTH OFF LIMITS.

For your own good.

(:-)


or as it was put in an old SF story: Danger, Human.

Now that rings a bell.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.
User: "Harry F. Leopold"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 28 Jun 2005 07:53:42 PM
On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 15:46:19 -0500, Dubh Ghall wrote
(in article <cmd3c11h2ui26fniir5mq3c38up58gb59p@4ax.com>):

On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 11:29:45 -0500, Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net>
wrote:

On Mon, 27 Jun 2005 09:09:25 -0500, Dubh Ghall wrote
(in article <mm00c15crs507qlud0l8n8q5m8p6ig8oep@4ax.com>):

snip

"Can I have?", "Why?", and of course, " Why Not?".

Half an hour of that, and they would put big signs up all round the
galaxy,



WARNING!

EARTH OFF LIMITS.

For your own good.

(:-)


or as it was put in an old SF story: Danger, Human.



Now that rings a bell.

I should, it was a very well written story. Gordon R. Dickson, also wrote the
Childe Cycle.
http://www.baen.com/chapters/W200312/0743471741___1.htm
This is a link for you to the story from Baen Books (one of my favorite
publishers, they put up a lot of their stuff online, check out their free
library:
http://www.baen.com/library/
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³That's their whole point. They put a Groucho Marx mask on their god and call
him an 'intelligent designer.' No one is supposed to notice.³- johac
.
User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 29 Jun 2005 03:31:57 PM
On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:53:42 -0500, Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:

For your own good.

(:-)


or as it was put in an old SF story: Danger, Human.



Now that rings a bell.


I should, it was a very well written story. Gordon R. Dickson, also wrote the
Childe Cycle.

Ah yes.
There was another, and I can't actually remember the story, only a bit of the
punch line, so to speak.
It was some galactic something or other, and they had come to Earth; Obviously.
I think they put some sort of impenetrable barrier around the earth, to keep us
in.
Nothing solid could pass through it.
So they quit trying to punch through it, and started looking at other ways of
getting past it.
Anyway, at the end, one of these Galactic whatnots makes a joking remark to
another one, that if we had ever got out, the galaxy would be in big trouble.
Punch line: Two hundred years later, his comment didn't seem so funny.
Perhaps not two hundred, but that sort of thing.
I have no idea when, or where I read it. I used to get Galaxy, Analog,
Astounding, and a rake of others, until they stopped being imported.
Then there are all the collections of short stories, and authors who only ever
got one story published.
I think it might have been by Willy Ley, or Lester del Ray, but it could have as
well been some poor hopeful's only published story.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.
User: "Ben Goren"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 29 Jun 2005 03:44:45 PM
Dubh Ghall wrote:

There was another, and I can't actually remember the story, only
a bit of the punch line, so to speak.

It was some galactic something or other, and they had come to
Earth; Obviously.

I think they put some sort of impenetrable barrier around the
earth, to keep us in. Nothing solid could pass through it.

So they quit trying to punch through it, and started looking at
other ways of getting past it.

Anyway, at the end, one of these Galactic whatnots makes a
joking remark to another one, that if we had ever got out, the
galaxy would be in big trouble.

Punch line: Two hundred years later, his comment didn't seem so
funny.

Perhaps not two hundred, but that sort of thing.

I have no idea when, or where I read it. I used to get Galaxy,
Analog, Astounding, and a rake of others, until they stopped
being imported. Then there are all the collections of short
stories, and authors who only ever got one story published.

I think it might have been by Willy Ley, or Lester del Ray, but
it could have as well been some poor hopeful's only published
story.

Sounds remarkably like Alan Dean Foster's early short story,
``With Friends Like These.'' But, if I remember right, he gives
credit for the premise to some earlier writer.
Cheers,
b&
--
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User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 30 Jun 2005 09:13:06 AM
On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 13:44:45 -0700, Ben Goren <ben@trumpetpower.com> wrote:

Dubh Ghall wrote:

snip


I think it might have been by Willy Ley, or Lester del Ray, but
it could have as well been some poor hopeful's only published
story.


Sounds remarkably like Alan Dean Foster's early short story,
``With Friends Like These.'' But, if I remember right, he gives
credit for the premise to some earlier writer.

No Ben. I have just checked that one, it is on my HD.
I've got the biggest part of five gigs, of books and stories, twenty four
thousand files, but not the one I'm thinking of.
Aint it always the way? (:-(
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.
User: "Ben Goren"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 30 Jun 2005 12:22:32 PM
Dubh Ghall wrote:

Ben Goren wrote:

Dubh Ghall wrote:

I think it might have been by Willy Ley, or Lester del Ray,
but it could have as well been some poor hopeful's only
published story.


Sounds remarkably like Alan Dean Foster's early short story,
``With Friends Like These.'' But, if I remember right, he gives
credit for the premise to some earlier writer.


No Ben. I have just checked that one, it is on my HD.

I've got the biggest part of five gigs, of books and stories,
twenty four thousand files, but not the one I'm thinking of.

Well, it's certainly an idea that was in the air, so to speak.
I vaguely remember Foster crediting Lovecraft with the
inspiration. Would that help?

Aint it always the way? (:-(

Yup. You know? I've /always/ found things in the last place I
looked for them. Never could figure that one out....
Cheers,
b&
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User: "Jack"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 30 Jun 2005 01:42:04 PM
Ben Goren wrote:

Dubh Ghall wrote:

Ben Goren wrote:

Dubh Ghall wrote:

<snip>


Yup. You know? I've /always/ found things in the last place I
looked for them. Never could figure that one out....

Once you find it, you stop looking :)


Cheers,

b&

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User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 30 Jun 2005 04:14:07 PM
On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 10:22:32 -0700, Ben Goren <ben@trumpetpower.com> wrote:

I vaguely remember Foster crediting Lovecraft with the
inspiration. Would that help?

My trouble is that I have no time sense, so I could have read it a year ago, or
fifty years ago.
But suspect that it was in the 50s or 60s, that I read it, which means that even
if I could remember the damn title, it would be unavailable.


Aint it always the way? (:-(


Yup. You know? I've /always/ found things in the last place I
looked for them. Never could figure that one out....

Oddly enough, I have met a lot of people who make that self same claim.
I have even noticed it my self from time to time.
I think someone should a scientific study of it; Try and figure out why.
Well it would keep them off the streets.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.




User: "Harry F. Leopold"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 30 Jun 2005 09:55:29 AM
On Wed, 29 Jun 2005 15:31:57 -0500, Dubh Ghall wrote
(in article <5vv5c19ljqhlsthp6su6vv0k63i7itl1s6@4ax.com>):

On Tue, 28 Jun 2005 19:53:42 -0500, Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net>
wrote:

For your own good.

(:-)


or as it was put in an old SF story: Danger, Human.



Now that rings a bell.


I should, it was a very well written story. Gordon R. Dickson, also wrote
the
Childe Cycle.


Ah yes.

There was another, and I can't actually remember the story, only a bit of the
punch line, so to speak.

It was some galactic something or other, and they had come to Earth;
Obviously.

I think they put some sort of impenetrable barrier around the earth, to keep
us
in.
Nothing solid could pass through it.

So they quit trying to punch through it, and started looking at other ways of
getting past it.

Anyway, at the end, one of these Galactic whatnots makes a joking remark to
another one, that if we had ever got out, the galaxy would be in big trouble.


Punch line: Two hundred years later, his comment didn't seem so funny.

Perhaps not two hundred, but that sort of thing.

I have no idea when, or where I read it. I used to get Galaxy, Analog,
Astounding, and a rake of others, until they stopped being imported.
Then there are all the collections of short stories, and authors who only

ever

got one story published.

I think it might have been by Willy Ley, or Lester del Ray, but it could have
as well been some poor hopeful's only published story.

I vaguely remember it, but not any better than you did above. It almost
sounds like something from Eric Frank Russel, the Willy Ley could have been
the author. I will have to do a bit of digging this weekend to see if I can
find it again. (I have tons - literally, I don't even want to think of moving
in this lifetime - of books here, it could still be in the stacks somewhere,
either mine or Diane's.)
--
Harry F. Leopold
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AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
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User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 30 Jun 2005 04:49:29 PM
On Thu, 30 Jun 2005 09:55:29 -0500, Harry F. Leopold <hleopold@coxyx.net> wrote:

I vaguely remember it, but not any better than you did above. It almost
sounds like something from Eric Frank Russel, the Willy Ley could have been
the author. I will have to do a bit of digging this weekend to see if I can
find it again. (I have tons - literally, I don't even want to think of moving
in this lifetime - of books here, it could still be in the stacks somewhere,
either mine or Diane's.)

I used to buy the short stories, when I was working, because as a rule, if I had
more than ten or fifteen minutes of uninterrupted reading time, I probably used
it to try and catch up on my sleep, and if I had a full novel, I would "just
finish this chapter", and the next, and so on.
I have a couple of Russell's stories, Mechanical Mice, and Jay Score, but that
is all.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.








User: "Uncle Buck"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 02:31:33 PM
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 15:34:47 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey>
wrote:

On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:01:23 -0700, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:

In article <4aOdnWwkQYGE2SPfRVn-jw@comcast.com>,
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote:

"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote

"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm


Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?


It doesn't. The aliens beamed the idea that it works into
their heads.

It must work. No one wearing one of those hats has ever been abducted,
have they? :-)



Oh Come on!

If you were an alien, looking to study a representative specimen of humanity:
Would you abduct someone wearing one of those?

I would. I mean who would provide the funnier reaction? Someone who
is terrified shitless because he can't believe he's being abducted by
aliens? Or someone who's "known about it all along" and who thinks
that a little piece of vinyl placed upon the head can utterly defeat
cosmos-traversing, wall-penetrating, dematerializing, ray-beam toting
beings from a civilization gazillions of light years more advanced
than our own? Frankly, I'd abduct 'em just to watch 'em crack. :-)
"Wot? You mean this heare $2 piece of plastic really _CAN'T_ hold
back an invading galactic army? I've been GYPED!"
.




User: "Dionisio"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 12:09:40 PM
Denis Loubet wrote:

Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?


They're still of their own minds. (Or so they think.)
--
Little Things They Forget to Mention...
Item #2: When playing strip poker, it can be difficult to tell if comments from the peanut gallery about an opponent's "good hand" are in reference to the cards.
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User: "ward stewart"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 08:02:42 PM
On Sat, 25 Jun 2005 19:46:47 -1000, Denis Loubet wrote
(in article <b9OdnTOXYNbb3CPfRVn-rQ@io.com>):


"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:btidnfmYKNltqSPfRVn-vg@comcast.com...


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm


Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?

PERFECTLY SIMPLE! Since they have not been abducted it must needs be
effective! Another illustration of the insidious plots of the Jews -- you
didn't know that their yarmulkes are lined with tin-foil.
Quod Erat Demomstrandum
ward




.

User: "Dubh Ghall"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 10:32:38 AM
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 00:46:47 -0500, "Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote:


"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:btidnfmYKNltqSPfRVn-vg@comcast.com...


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm


Wow, telepathic shielding! I wonder how they know it works?

That's simple. They put it on, take their meds, and if they don't hear voices
in their heads, it's working.
--
Puck Greenman
The spelling, Like any opinion stated here,
is purely my own
#162 BAAWA Knight.
Plonked by Rob Duncan

Na bister 500,000
.


User: ""

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 03:37:44 PM
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 01:03:29 -0400, "JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
wrote:


Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm

(Special thanks to Coast To Coast AM for this one)


If it blocks incoming mind control, it must block outgoing mind
control. Fundies should have these hats epoxyed to their heads.
TheRain
.

User: "Uncle Buck"

Title: Re: No One will be interested in this... 26 Jun 2005 11:52:38 AM
On Sun, 26 Jun 2005 01:03:29 -0400, "JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
wrote:

Like I said, no one will be interested in this, but I
found it amusing...

http://aliensandchildren.org/ThoughtScreenHats.htm

(Special thanks to Coast To Coast AM for this one)

And it figures he'd be a 'merkin... ;-)
.


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