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02 Apr 2004 08:52:21 PM |
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NO WATER IN HELL! |
What is wrong with these people. Are you inspired by the positive message
below?
computeruser
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NO WATER IN HELL!
WEEPING WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH!
WARNING!
HELL IS WAITING
FOR YOU!
JESUS CHRIST (the Son of God) DESCRIBES HELL TO BE:
A LAKE OF FIRE! (Rev. 20:10-15)
A PLACE OF TORMENT! (Luke 16:22-24)
A PLACE WHERE LOST SOULS NEVER DIE AND THE
FIRE IS NOT QUENCHED! (Mark 9:43-48)
A PLACE OF WEEPING WAILING AND GNASHING OF
TEETH! (Matt. 25-30) (Matt. 8-12) (Matt 24-51)
A PLACE WHERE SINNERS AND UNBELIEVERS DRINK OF
THE WINE OF GOD'S WRATH (Rev. 14:10)
A PLACE WHERE THE SMOKE OF THEIR TORMENT
ASCENDETH UP FOREVER AND EVER. (Rev.14: 11)
ALL LIARS, ADULTERERS, FORNICATORS, SORCERERS, (Enchanter
with drugs) MURDERERS, AND UNBELIEVERS, ARE GOING TO
SPEND ETERNITY IN THE LAKE OF FIRE! (Rev. 21-8) (Rev. 22:15)
MOST PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HELL!
(Jesus said so!) (Matt. 7:13-14)
THERE IS NO WAY TO ESCAPE OUT OF HELL! FOREVER! AND
EVER! THERE IS NO PURGATORY! (Read Luke 16:19-31)
AWAKE! AWAKE!
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! UNLESS YOU SINCERELY,
WHOLEHEARTEDLY REPENT OF YOUR SINS! THEN - "BELIEVE
ON THE LORD JESUS CHRIST" AS YOUR SAVIOR AND LORD!
THEN- FOREVER FOLLOW HIM! LOVE HIM! - OBEY HIM ALL THE
DAYS OF YOUR LIFE!
NO SIN - OR SINNER - WILL EVER ENTER HEAVEN! AND HELL IS
THE ONLY OTHER PLACE YOU CAN GO!
REMEMBER! - CHURCH MEMBERSHIP OR GOOD WORKS OR GOOD
MORALS, OR ANYTHING ELSE, WILL NEVER SAVE YOU! JESUS
SAID, "YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN." (John 3:3-8)
Please send for more free literature concerning the reality of Hell and
eternal
punishment and God's Plan for your salvation. (Non-Sectarian)
Send for beautiful two-color, illustrated, 336 page book, SOON-COMING
WORLD-SHAKING EVENTS, AS FORETOLD BY GOD ALMIGHTY." ABSOLUTE
TRUTHS! BIBLICAL! STARTLING! RUSSIA WILL SOON BE DESTROYED! WILL
AMERICA SURVIVE? SOON-COMING WORLD RULER! WHO? WHAT HAPPENS
THEN?
EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE THIS BOOK! PRICE only $3.00
Christians WHO LOVE YOU!
P. O. BOX 4097 * PHOENIX, ARIZONA 85030
TORMENT FOREVER!
NO HOPE OF EVER GETTING OUT ETERNITY!
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: NO WATER IN HELL! |
02 Apr 2004 10:15:03 PM |
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"computeruser" <cyrano.69.@communist.bastards.go.away> wrote in
news:406e26dc$0$73095$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net:
Subject: NO WATER IN HELL!
NO HELL IN REALITY!!
See? I can do the caps-lock thing, too. You ain't so cool.
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "M C" |
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| Title: Re: NO WATER IN HELL! |
03 Apr 2004 02:14:00 AM |
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"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94BFE31471A13askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"computeruser" <cyrano.69.@communist.bastards.go.away> wrote in
news:406e26dc$0$73095$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net:
Subject: NO WATER IN HELL!
NO HELL IN REALITY!!
But is there REALITY TV IN HELL??????
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
Q: Why did Donald trump cross the moebius strip?
A: Because it had a lot of class....
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: NO WATER IN HELL! |
03 Apr 2004 06:52:19 PM |
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"M C" <mcunix@swbell.net> wrote in news:106slbnemitrf2b@corp.supernews.com:
"Doc Smartass" <gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns94BFE31471A13askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18...
"computeruser" <cyrano.69.@communist.bastards.go.away> wrote in
news:406e26dc$0$73095$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net:
Subject: NO WATER IN HELL!
NO HELL IN REALITY!!
But is there REALITY TV IN HELL??????
Of course not; hell is a sub-section of reality TV! The horror, the
horror...
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
Q: Why did Donald trump cross the moebius strip?
A: Because it had a lot of class....
I don't get it :/
--
Dr. Smartass
BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
A: To get to the other...er, um...
[seen on a math jokes site]
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| User: "Newton Joseph" |
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04 Apr 2004 04:29:38 PM |
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That there is no water in hell is true, but I can prove there is plenty of
beer
GO TO HELL*
By New 10.
There are millions of people who have been very naughty and will not make
their way into heaven. Go to hell! Enterprise is selling large
air-conditioned condominiums at a very low price of $666. While you are in
Hell we at Go to Hell! Enterprises have only one goal, to make your
afterlife pleasurable. We regret there has been very negative descriptions
about Hell. They are all lies just for scaring the Hell out of you. Go to
Hell! Enterprise is owned and operated by little Devils (we are sometimes
known as Satan. We here at Go to Hell! Will give you all that was denied to
you on earth. All that you get here in Go to Hell! is Free. We have been
portrayed as being very wicked and mean. The cause of our character
assignation is because we offer good times when you Go to Hell instead of
the boring time you would sure to have in that other place. We offer you all
the ice-cold beer you can drink. And all the juicy fat covered steaks you
can eat and ice cream galore. Those of you who are thieves steal as much as
you want. In Go to Hell! There is no such thing as crime. Psychopaths you
can act out all of your anti social behavior without the fear. You will
never be caught. To all criminals, commit all the crime you want every crime
is a perfect crime in Go to Hell!
Men you know were bad girls go. Go to Hell! Have bad girls of all sizes and
shapes we have millions of bad girls. Women are you looking for that special
man? We at Go to Hell! Have men that will satisfy the most discriminating
woman. Christians we give you extra special service because it was you that
gave us so much free publicity. If you are here because you used gods name
in vain here in Go to Hell! You can curse god as much as you like. In fact,
we encourage you to do so. Here in Go to Hell! there is no such thing as
adultery, wife or husband swapping is encouraged just for fun.
We welcome all Christians who have sinned. While you are here in Go to Hell!
You can sin as much as you like. According to Catholic dogma, there are
seven mortal sins. Here at Go to Hell! You can be as gluttonous, full of
avarice , slothful, prideful, and covetous, or even envy, as you like and we
encourage you to be lustful and if you are angry, we give you all the
support you need. We want to give you one Hell of a good time. You
Christians never thought you would end up here the reason that you are is
because of your pretend piety but have no fear we at Go to Hell! will see to
it that you enjoy your eternity here. It should be obvious that there will
be more fun in Go to Hell! So rejoice that your sinning brought you here to
Go to Hell!.
Yours truly,
Satan, and you can Go to Hell!
*Go To Hell! Is owned by Dr. Newton Joseph. Recorded/filed in official
records. Recorder's office Los Angeles County California 10:41 am Jan 07
2000 #00-0028110
drnjoseph@socal.rr.com
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| User: "TheScientificTruth" |
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| Title: Re: NO WATER IN HELL! |
03 Apr 2004 02:32:58 PM |
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"computeruser" <cyrano.69.@communist.bastards.go.away> wrote in message news:<406e26dc$0$73095$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net>...
What is wrong with these people. Are you inspired by the positive message
below?
computeruser
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NO WATER IN HELL!
None? Not any water vapor at all? Not even one molecule?
WEEPING WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH!
And this is all being done in a spirit body?
WARNING!
HELL IS WAITING
FOR YOU!
How do you know it's not waiting for you? There is probably a special
place in the core of hell for you.
JESUS CHRIST (the Son of God) DESCRIBES HELL TO BE:
Actually, he never wrote anything. What you meant to write was:
The people who wrote the New Testament and made up sayings attributed
to Christ describes hell to be:
A LAKE OF FIRE! (Rev. 20:10-15)
Magma?
A PLACE OF TORMENT! (Luke 16:22-24)
A PLACE WHERE LOST SOULS NEVER DIE AND THE
FIRE IS NOT QUENCHED! (Mark 9:43-48)
Wouldn't the magma cool or the fire run out of oxygen? Or if your one
of those "fusion" people then what happens when this place runs out of
fuel?
A PLACE OF WEEPING WAILING AND GNASHING OF
TEETH! (Matt. 25-30) (Matt. 8-12) (Matt 24-51)
A PLACE WHERE SINNERS AND UNBELIEVERS DRINK OF
THE WINE OF GOD'S WRATH (Rev. 14:10)
God must be one sick being if he tortures people forever. Nothing you
do on earth justifies eternal punishment. I hope the current God
dynasty gets overthrown and the new one is a little more humane.
A PLACE WHERE THE SMOKE OF THEIR TORMENT
ASCENDETH UP FOREVER AND EVER. (Rev.14: 11)
Until hell burns out, which it inevitably will.
ALL LIARS, ADULTERERS, FORNICATORS, SORCERERS, (Enchanter
with drugs) MURDERERS, AND UNBELIEVERS, ARE GOING TO
SPEND ETERNITY IN THE LAKE OF FIRE! (Rev. 21-8) (Rev. 22:15)
MOST PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HELL!
(Jesus said so!) (Matt. 7:13-14)
THERE IS NO WAY TO ESCAPE OUT OF HELL! FOREVER! AND
EVER! THERE IS NO PURGATORY! (Read Luke 16:19-31)
AWAKE! AWAKE!
Why is it that we can't escape? Is the gravitational attraction to
strong? Is hell a black hole?
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! UNLESS YOU SINCERELY,
WHOLEHEARTEDLY REPENT OF YOUR SINS! THEN - "BELIEVE
ON THE LORD JESUS CHRIST" AS YOUR SAVIOR AND LORD!
THEN- FOREVER FOLLOW HIM! LOVE HIM! - OBEY HIM ALL THE
DAYS OF YOUR LIFE!
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!
NO SIN - OR SINNER - WILL EVER ENTER HEAVEN! AND HELL IS
THE ONLY OTHER PLACE YOU CAN GO!
Why is hell the only place I can go?
REMEMBER! - CHURCH MEMBERSHIP OR GOOD WORKS OR GOOD
MORALS, OR ANYTHING ELSE, WILL NEVER SAVE YOU! JESUS
SAID, "YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN." (John 3:3-8)
No, the people who wrote the bible said "YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN."
Please send for more free literature concerning the reality of Hell and
eternal
punishment and God's Plan for your salvation. (Non-Sectarian)
Please go to the library and read some books on the reality of the
universe and how all our thoughts and consciousness is just
electrochemical phenomenon in the brain. Thus, when we die, the
electrochemical reactions stop, and we cease to be conscious forever.
Send for beautiful two-color, illustrated, 336 page book, SOON-COMING
WORLD-SHAKING EVENTS, AS FORETOLD BY GOD ALMIGHTY." ABSOLUTE
TRUTHS! BIBLICAL! STARTLING! RUSSIA WILL SOON BE DESTROYED! WILL
AMERICA SURVIVE? SOON-COMING WORLD RULER! WHO? WHAT HAPPENS
THEN?
None of the prophecy you people yell ever comes true. The lord is
coming back before 1988! The Lord is coming back before 2000! The Lord
is coming back before 2006! Note 2 things: The date of rapture keeps
being postponed and Jesus said the rapture was going to happen in the
fist century A.D. and my calendar says its 2004 so he is over 1900
years late.
EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE THIS BOOK! PRICE only $3.00
Christians WHO LOVE YOU!
P. O. BOX 4097 * PHOENIX, ARIZONA 85030
TORMENT FOREVER!
NO HOPE OF EVER GETTING OUT ETERNITY!
A careful study of world history and mythology will reveal the truth.
Hell and heaven are evolving mythologies that go back over 5,000 years
and can be seen in Sumerian and Egyptian mythologies. Everything in
Genesis 1-6 (creation, flood, fall of man, etc.) is stolen from
Sumerian mythology. All of Christain mythology is stolen from ancient
(4000-2000 years ago)pagan cults. Zoroastrianism gave the jews the
ideas like personafying good versus evil (and the idea of a great
battle in the future that will settle this once and for all)and a
bodily resurrection that will happen in the future. These ideas were
grafted into Christianity. The lake of fire came from Egyptian
mythology. It is sad that in the 21st century billions of people
believe in Egyptian, Sumerian, Babylonian, and Zoroastrian mythologies
(and don't even know it). The scientific method is the only reliable
way to approach the truth. I don't disagree with religion just because
science says it's wrong, I disagree with religion because I can trace
back its origins to times when people were superstitious of everything
and magic was the only explanation. I can trace the origins of the
great religions to myths of primitive people that slowly evolved into
the complex doctrines that are fought over today. If everyone was
educated about this, we wouldn't have nearly as much of a problem as
we do today with religious fundamentalism.
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| User: "Lord Calvert" |
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03 Apr 2004 09:11:32 AM |
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EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE THIS BOOK! PRICE only $3.00
And here you see the true motivation of these people. Money. They don't giave a
rat's ***** about your soul. They just want your three bucks and the opportunity
to get more.
If they truly believed their rhetoric they would be giving away the book. That
fact that they charge a fee for salvation shows that, to them, there is no God
but Mammon.
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
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| User: "William Klee" |
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| Title: Re: NO WATER IN HELL! |
03 Apr 2004 11:28:57 PM |
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In article <20040403101132.18346.00000508@mb-m07.aol.com>, Lord Calvert
<forlornh@aol.complicated> wrote:
EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE THIS BOOK! PRICE only $3.00
And here you see the true motivation of these people. Money. They don't giave
a
rat's ***** about your soul. They just want your three bucks and the opportunity
to get more.
If they truly believed their rhetoric they would be giving away the book. That
fact that they charge a fee for salvation shows that, to them, there is no God
but Mammon.
Gold, god. That letter "l" is pretty skinny, and easy to overlook.
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| User: "Bill" |
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02 Apr 2004 09:31:39 PM |
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Good. I prefer a dry heat.
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| User: "johac" |
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03 Apr 2004 03:17:26 AM |
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In article <406e26dc$0$73095$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net>,
"computeruser" <cyrano.69.@communist.bastards.go.away> wrote:
What is wrong with these people.
Nothing that lobotomy wouldn't cure, if the doctors can find their
brains, that is.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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03 Apr 2004 03:12:43 AM |
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In article <406e26dc$0$73095$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net>,
"computeruser" <cyrano.69.@communist.bastards.go.away> wrote:
What is wrong with these people. Are you inspired by the positive message
below?
computeruser
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NO WATER IN HELL!
WEEPING WAILING AND GNASHING OF TEETH!
WARNING!
HELL IS WAITING
FOR YOU!
JESUS CHRIST (the Son of God) DESCRIBES HELL TO BE:
A LAKE OF FIRE! (Rev. 20:10-15)
A PLACE OF TORMENT! (Luke 16:22-24)
A PLACE WHERE LOST SOULS NEVER DIE AND THE
FIRE IS NOT QUENCHED! (Mark 9:43-48)
A PLACE OF WEEPING WAILING AND GNASHING OF
TEETH! (Matt. 25-30) (Matt. 8-12) (Matt 24-51)
A PLACE WHERE SINNERS AND UNBELIEVERS DRINK OF
THE WINE OF GOD'S WRATH (Rev. 14:10)
A PLACE WHERE THE SMOKE OF THEIR TORMENT
ASCENDETH UP FOREVER AND EVER. (Rev.14: 11)
ALL LIARS, ADULTERERS, FORNICATORS, SORCERERS, (Enchanter
with drugs) MURDERERS, AND UNBELIEVERS, ARE GOING TO
SPEND ETERNITY IN THE LAKE OF FIRE! (Rev. 21-8) (Rev. 22:15)
MOST PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HELL!
(Jesus said so!) (Matt. 7:13-14)
THERE IS NO WAY TO ESCAPE OUT OF HELL! FOREVER! AND
EVER! THERE IS NO PURGATORY! (Read Luke 16:19-31)
AWAKE! AWAKE!
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! UNLESS YOU SINCERELY,
WHOLEHEARTEDLY REPENT OF YOUR SINS! THEN - "BELIEVE
ON THE LORD JESUS CHRIST" AS YOUR SAVIOR AND LORD!
THEN- FOREVER FOLLOW HIM! LOVE HIM! - OBEY HIM ALL THE
DAYS OF YOUR LIFE!
NO SIN - OR SINNER - WILL EVER ENTER HEAVEN! AND HELL IS
THE ONLY OTHER PLACE YOU CAN GO!
REMEMBER! - CHURCH MEMBERSHIP OR GOOD WORKS OR GOOD
MORALS, OR ANYTHING ELSE, WILL NEVER SAVE YOU! JESUS
SAID, "YOU MUST BE BORN AGAIN." (John 3:3-8)
Please send for more free literature concerning the reality of Hell and
eternal
punishment and God's Plan for your salvation. (Non-Sectarian)
Send for beautiful two-color, illustrated, 336 page book, SOON-COMING
WORLD-SHAKING EVENTS, AS FORETOLD BY GOD ALMIGHTY." ABSOLUTE
TRUTHS! BIBLICAL! STARTLING! RUSSIA WILL SOON BE DESTROYED! WILL
AMERICA SURVIVE? SOON-COMING WORLD RULER! WHO? WHAT HAPPENS
THEN?
EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE THIS BOOK! PRICE only $3.00
Christians WHO LOVE YOU!
P. O. BOX 4097 * PHOENIX, ARIZONA 85030
TORMENT FOREVER!
NO HOPE OF EVER GETTING OUT ETERNITY!
It's been a long time since I've seen anything like this in my mailbox.
What gets me about this message is that it isn't all caps... like the
writer was holding down the shift key most of the time, making sure he
released it only when he wanted something to stand out.
Odd...
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "William Klee" |
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02 Apr 2004 11:28:38 PM |
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In article <406e26dc$0$73095$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net>, computeruser
<cyrano.69.@communist.bastards.go.away> wrote:
What is wrong with these people.
They belive in mythical concepts like "hell".
Are you inspired by the positive message
below?
Snipped the crap, looking for your positive message. Failed to find
same. Suggest you forgot to include it.
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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03 Apr 2004 10:04:15 PM |
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On Fri, 02 Apr 2004 21:52:21 -0500 in episode
<406e26dc$0$73095$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net> we saw our hero "computeruser"
<cyrano.69.@communist.bastards.go.away>:
EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE THIS BOOK! PRICE only $3.00 Christians WHO LOVE
YOU!
P. O. BOX 4097 * PHOENIX, ARIZONA 85030 TORMENT FOREVER!
NO HOPE OF EVER GETTING OUT ETERNITY!
"We love you, give us money."
Yeah, they're christian.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"Fascism should more appropriately be called Corporatism,
because it is a merger of State and corporate power."
- Mussolini
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| User: "stoney" |
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03 Apr 2004 01:45:08 PM |
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On Fri, 2 Apr 2004 21:52:21 -0500, "computeruser"
<cyrano.69.@communist.bastards.go.away>, Message ID:
<406e26dc$0$73095$a0465688@nnrp.fuse.net> wrote in alt.atheism;
What is wrong with these people.
So, why did you post their mindless drivel here?
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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