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"Jehovah Jirah" |
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12 May 2007 04:40:25 PM |
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Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God
unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to
the Greek." (Romans 1:16)
Paul was not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ and neither am I. Neither are
you of you are indeed Christians. It is the POWER of God unto salvation,
but only to those who believeth.
At this time I want to invite all of you who may be having doubts to
examine Your hearts and listen to the voice within. Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open
the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
(Revelation 3:20)
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 07:39:04 PM |
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"Jehovah Jirah" <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:aox3li0t6hz6.11uqccugrokl9$.dlg@40tude.net...
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God
unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to
the Greek." (Romans 1:16)
Paul was not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ and neither am I. Neither are
you of you are indeed Christians. It is the POWER of God unto salvation,
but only to those who believeth.
At this time I want to invite all of you who may be having doubts to
examine Your hearts and listen to the voice within. Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and
open
the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
(Revelation 3:20)
Wouldn't you think it very rude of us to come to your xtian newsgroups and
post loads of extracts from "The god delusion" by Dr. Dawkins or "On the
origins of the species" by Charles Darwin when we clearly know that it would
be offensive to you.
Don't you have a rule that goes ....Do unto others...etc.?
If finished being polite and reasonable with you. Now just *****, out of
a.a.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 10:50:48 PM |
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On Sun, 13 May 2007 00:39:04 GMT, "Smiler" <Smiler@Joe.King.com>
wrote:
Don't you have a rule that goes ....Do unto others...etc.?
There's an order of things, and "Convert the heathen" comes before the
Golden Rule. So if they can convert us by being nice, they may, but
if they can't they'll get "heaven points" by being nasty, in-our-faces
sociopaths who show us exactly what Christ DIDN'T mean.
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| User: "Jehovah Jirah" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 07:50:14 PM |
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On Sun, 13 May 2007 00:39:04 GMT, Smiler wrote:
"Jehovah Jirah" <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:aox3li0t6hz6.11uqccugrokl9$.dlg@40tude.net...
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God
unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to
the Greek." (Romans 1:16)
Paul was not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ and neither am I. Neither are
you of you are indeed Christians. It is the POWER of God unto salvation,
but only to those who believeth.
At this time I want to invite all of you who may be having doubts to
examine Your hearts and listen to the voice within. Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and
open
the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
(Revelation 3:20)
Wouldn't you think it very rude of us to come to your xtian newsgroups and
post loads of extracts from "The god delusion" by Dr. Dawkins or "On the
origins of the species" by Charles Darwin when we clearly know that it would
be offensive to you.
Don't you have a rule that goes ....Do unto others...etc.?
There is no valid analogy here, Smiler. I am preaching God's Word, while
you are trying to relate it to the works of one of the prominent
anti-Christs of the "Zeit" (Dawkins). Your analogy fails on at least that
level.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
14 May 2007 09:53:53 AM |
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"Jehovah Jirah" <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in
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There is no valid analogy here, Smiler. I am preaching God's Word,
What god?
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:42:17 PM |
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"Jehovah Jirah" <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:k8o6bjc4gzdl.zorst5i15fng$.dlg@40tude.net...
On Sun, 13 May 2007 00:39:04 GMT, Smiler wrote:
"Jehovah Jirah" <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:aox3li0t6hz6.11uqccugrokl9$.dlg@40tude.net...
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of
God
unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also
to
the Greek." (Romans 1:16)
Paul was not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ and neither am I. Neither
are
you of you are indeed Christians. It is the POWER of God unto salvation,
but only to those who believeth.
At this time I want to invite all of you who may be having doubts to
examine Your hearts and listen to the voice within. Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and
open
the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
(Revelation 3:20)
Wouldn't you think it very rude of us to come to your xtian newsgroups
and
post loads of extracts from "The god delusion" by Dr. Dawkins or "On the
origins of the species" by Charles Darwin when we clearly know that it
would
be offensive to you.
Don't you have a rule that goes ....Do unto others...etc.?
There is no valid analogy here, Smiler. I am preaching God's Word,
The analogy is not the content, but the intent. Your intent is to be
in-your-face rude.
Can you get this into your thick skull....WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, you
pig-ignorant, self-delusional liar.
If you insist on posting this stupid *****, do it where it will be
appreciated, in the xtian groups.
Or better still, go to Iran and try preaching your crap there.
The Ayatollahs will welcome you with open arms.
Smiler,
The godless one
It's exactly like you don't want to hear us 'preaching' the word of Dawkins
or Darwin.
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| User: "Pastor Kutchie, ordained atheist minister" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:16:29 PM |
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On May 13, 1:50 am, Jehovah Jirah <jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2007 00:39:04 GMT, Smiler wrote:
"Jehovah Jirah" <jhvhji...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:aox3li0t6hz6.11uqccugrokl9$.dlg@40tude.net...
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God
unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to
the Greek." (Romans 1:16)
Paul was not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ and neither am I. Neither are
you of you are indeed Christians. It is the POWER of God unto salvation,
but only to those who believeth.
At this time I want to invite all of you who may be having doubts to
examine Your hearts and listen to the voice within. Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and
open
the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
(Revelation 3:20)
Wouldn't you think it very rude of us to come to your xtian newsgroups and
post loads of extracts from "The god delusion" by Dr. Dawkins or "On the
origins of the species" by Charles Darwin when we clearly know that it would
be offensive to you.
Don't you have a rule that goes ....Do unto others...etc.?
There is no valid analogy here, Smiler. I am preaching God's Word, while
you are trying to relate it to the works of one of the prominent
anti-Christs of the "Zeit" (Dawkins). Your analogy fails on at least that
level.
There is no God, the words you preach are yours. Take responsibility
for them, as it is you who are going to be eating *****, not your
invisible friend.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
13 May 2007 01:18:04 AM |
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In article <aox3li0t6hz6.11uqccugrokl9$.dlg@40tude.net>,
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God
unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to
the Greek." (Romans 1:16)
Paul was not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ and neither am I. Neither are
you of you are indeed Christians. It is the POWER of God unto salvation,
but only to those who believeth.
At this time I want to invite all of you who may be having doubts to
examine Your hearts and listen to the voice within. Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open
the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
(Revelation 3:20)
Don't post your delusions to alt.atheism. Nobody over here cares and
besides it's rude.
--
John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
13 May 2007 02:38:02 AM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 23:18:04 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1F48A4.23180412052007@news.giganews.com>
In article <aox3li0t6hz6.11uqccugrokl9$.dlg@40tude.net>,
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God
unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to
the Greek." (Romans 1:16)
Paul was not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ and neither am I. Neither are
you of you are indeed Christians. It is the POWER of God unto salvation,
but only to those who believeth.
At this time I want to invite all of you who may be having doubts to
examine Your hearts and listen to the voice within. Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open
the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
(Revelation 3:20)
Don't post your delusions to alt.atheism. Nobody over here cares and
besides it's rude.
Complete cretins like this Jirah Jerk-off get their kicks from being
rude.
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
13 May 2007 07:07:44 PM |
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In article <41gd435fsca1685uu1qo715es5sias0l7f@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 23:18:04 -0700, johac
<jhachmann@remove.sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-1F48A4.23180412052007@news.giganews.com>
In article <aox3li0t6hz6.11uqccugrokl9$.dlg@40tude.net>,
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
"For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God
unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to
the Greek." (Romans 1:16)
Paul was not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ and neither am I. Neither are
you of you are indeed Christians. It is the POWER of God unto salvation,
but only to those who believeth.
At this time I want to invite all of you who may be having doubts to
examine Your hearts and listen to the voice within. Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
"Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open
the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me."
(Revelation 3:20)
Don't post your delusions to alt.atheism. Nobody over here cares and
besides it's rude.
Complete cretins like this Jirah Jerk-off get their kicks from being
rude.
In other words a typical xian hypocrite.
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John #1782
"We should always be disposed to believe that which appears to us to be
white is really black, if the hierarchy of the church so decides."
- Saint Ignatius Loyola (1491-1556) Founder of the Jesuit Order.
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| User: "*nemo*" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
13 May 2007 03:47:18 AM |
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In article <aox3li0t6hz6.11uqccugrokl9$.dlg@40tude.net>,
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
Paul was not ashamed of the Gospel of Christ and neither am I.
Well, good for you. I never expected you to be ashamd of your religion
anyway.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
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| User: "Jim07D7" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 04:56:54 PM |
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Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:32:40 PM |
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Jim07D7 <Jim07D7@nospam.net> wrote in
news:3udc43hre5hge6nsjh32itcsoumlhmvijj@4ax.com:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
At least you didn't say "banana"
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "Jehovah Jirah" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 05:26:11 PM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
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| User: "Jim07D7" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 05:59:54 PM |
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Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
Not a bad reply. My mother called the still small voice my conscience.
I did not ignore her, and I do not ignore it. It does, you see, allow
me to engage in satire. In fact, it high-fived me after that one. It
remembered something about a beam in someone's eye. Ring a bell?
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:34:27 PM |
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Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in news:jqyo8x1rd0k9
$.hmmpl7ed9npf.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril,
Jim.
If there is a god, why does it need you for a mouthpiece? You'd think an
"all-knowing, all-powerful" being would be able to handle its own Public
Relations and wouldn't need an intellectual cripple to do the job.
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Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "Tokay Pino Gris" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 06:06:41 PM |
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Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
So do you. Odin will be pissed.....
Tokay
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Books must follow sciences, and not sciences books.
Francis Bacon
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| User: "Jehovah Jirah" |
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12 May 2007 06:17:50 PM |
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On Sun, 13 May 2007 01:06:41 +0200, Tokay Pino Gris wrote:
Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
So do you. Odin will be pissed.....
Odin is a false god. Jehovah is the One True God, as is
proven in 1Kings 18:1-46.
And it came to pass after many days, that the word of the LORD came to
Elijah in the third year, saying, Go, shew thyself unto Ahab; and I will
send rain upon the earth.
And Elijah went to shew himself unto Ahab. And there was a sore famine in
Samaria.
And Ahab called Obadiah, which was the governor of his house. (Now Obadiah
feared the LORD greatly:
For it was so, when Jezebel cut off the prophets of the LORD, that Obadiah
took an hundred prophets, and hid them by fifty in a cave, and fed them
with bread and water.)
And Ahab said unto Obadiah, Go into the land, unto all fountains of water,
and unto all brooks: peradventure we may find grass to save the horses and
mules alive, that we lose not all the beasts.
So they divided the land between them to pass throughout it: Ahab went one
way by himself, and Obadiah went another way by himself.
And as Obadiah was in the way, behold, Elijah met him: and he knew him, and
fell on his face, and said, Art thou that my lord Elijah?
And he answered him, I am: go, tell thy lord, Behold, Elijah is here.
And he said, What have I sinned, that thou wouldest deliver thy servant
into the hand of Ahab, to slay me?
As the LORD thy God liveth, there is no nation or kingdom, whither my lord
hath not sent to seek thee: and when they said, He is not there; he took an
oath of the kingdom and nation, that they found thee not.
And now thou sayest, Go, tell thy lord, Behold, Elijah is here.
And it shall come to pass, as soon as I am gone from thee, that the Spirit
of the LORD shall carry thee whither I know not; and so when I come and
tell Ahab, and he cannot find thee, he shall slay me: but I thy servant
fear the LORD from my youth.
Was it not told my lord what I did when Jezebel slew the prophets of the
LORD, how I hid an hundred men of the LORD's prophets by fifty in a cave,
and fed them with bread and water?
And now thou sayest, Go, tell thy lord, Behold, Elijah is here: and he
shall slay me.
And Elijah said, As the LORD of hosts liveth, before whom I stand, I will
surely shew myself unto him to day.
So Obadiah went to meet Ahab, and told him: and Ahab went to meet Elijah.
And it came to pass, when Ahab saw Elijah, that Ahab said unto him, Art
thou he that troubleth Israel?
And he answered, I have not troubled Israel; but thou, and thy father's
house, in that ye have forsaken the commandments of the LORD, and thou hast
followed Baalim.
Now therefore send, and gather to me all Israel unto mount Carmel, and the
prophets of Baal four hundred and fifty, and the prophets of the groves
four hundred, which eat at Jezebel's table.
So Ahab sent unto all the children of Israel, and gathered the prophets
together unto mount Carmel.
And Elijah came unto all the people, and said, How long halt ye between two
opinions? if the LORD be God, follow him: but if Baal, then follow him. And
the people answered him not a word.
Then said Elijah unto the people, I, even I only, remain a prophet of the
LORD; but Baal's prophets are four hundred and fifty men.
Let them therefore give us two bullocks; and let them choose one bullock
for themselves, and cut it in pieces, and lay it on wood, and put no fire
under: and I will dress the other bullock, and lay it on wood, and put no
fire under:
And call ye on the name of your gods, and I will call on the name of the
LORD: and the God that answereth by fire, let him be God. And all the
people answered and said, It is well spoken.
And Elijah said unto the prophets of Baal, Choose you one bullock for
yourselves, and dress it first; for ye are many; and call on the name of
your gods, but put no fire under.
And they took the bullock which was given them, and they dressed it, and
called on the name of Baal from morning even until noon, saying, O Baal,
hear us. But there was no voice, nor any that answered. And they leaped
upon the altar which was made.
And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud:
for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a
journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked.
And they cried aloud, and cut themselves after their manner with knives and
lancets, till the blood gushed out upon them.
And it came to pass, when midday was past, and they prophesied until the
time of the offering of the evening sacrifice, that there was neither
voice, nor any to answer, nor any that regarded.
And Elijah said unto all the people, Come near unto me. And all the people
came near unto him. And he repaired the altar of the LORD that was broken
down.
And Elijah took twelve stones, according to the number of the tribes of the
sons of Jacob, unto whom the word of the LORD came, saying, Israel shall be
thy name:
And with the stones he built an altar in the name of the LORD: and he made
a trench about the altar, as great as would contain two measures of seed.
And he put the wood in order, and cut the bullock in pieces, and laid him
on the wood, and said, Fill four barrels with water, and pour it on the
burnt sacrifice, and on the wood.
And he said, Do it the second time. And they did it the second time. And he
said, Do it the third time. And they did it the third time.
And the water ran round about the altar; and he filled the trench also with
water.
And it came to pass at the time of the offering of the evening sacrifice,
that Elijah the prophet came near, and said, LORD God of Abraham, Isaac,
and of Israel, let it be known this day that thou art God in Israel, and
that I am thy servant, and that I have done all these things at thy word.
Hear me, O LORD, hear me, that this people may know that thou art the LORD
God, and that thou hast turned their heart back again.
Then the fire of the LORD fell, and consumed the burnt sacrifice, and the
wood, and the stones, and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the
trench.
And when all the people saw it, they fell on their faces: and they said,
The LORD, he is the God; the LORD, he is the God.
And Elijah said unto them, Take the prophets of Baal; let not one of them
escape. And they took them: and Elijah brought them down to the brook
Kishon, and slew them there.
And Elijah said unto Ahab, Get thee up, eat and drink; for there is a sound
of abundance of rain.
So Ahab went up to eat and to drink. And Elijah went up to the top of
Carmel; and he cast himself down upon the earth, and put his face between
his knees,
And said to his servant, Go up now, look toward the sea. And he went up,
and looked, and said, There is nothing. And he said, Go again seven times.
And it came to pass at the seventh time, that he said, Behold, there
ariseth a little cloud out of the sea, like a man's hand. And he said, Go
up, say unto Ahab, Prepare thy chariot, and get thee down, that the rain
stop thee not.
And it came to pass in the mean while, that the heaven was black with
clouds and wind, and there was a great rain. And Ahab rode, and went to
Jezreel.
And the hand of the LORD was on Elijah; and he girded up his loins, and ran
before Ahab to the entrance of Jezreel.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:47:40 PM |
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Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in
news:sgo6nxtmx12l$.dv8iwjgqaria$.dlg@40tude.net:
On Sun, 13 May 2007 01:06:41 +0200, Tokay Pino Gris wrote:
Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril,
Jim.
So do you. Odin will be pissed.....
Odin is a false god. Jehovah is the One True God, as is
proven in 1Kings 18:1-46.
Yours is false, boy. Just like all the rest.
Imaginary friends are the province of small children and the mentally
ill.
Which one are you?
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "Tokay Pino Gris" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 06:20:44 PM |
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Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2007 01:06:41 +0200, Tokay Pino Gris wrote:
Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
So do you. Odin will be pissed.....
Odin is a false god. Jehovah is the One True God, as is
proven in 1Kings 18:1-46.
Proving that Odin is false by quoting a book is the same as proving
elves exist by quoting "The Lord of the Rings".
Hey, get a grip.
Tokay
--
Books must follow sciences, and not sciences books.
Francis Bacon
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| User: "Jehovah Jirah" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:17:01 PM |
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On Sun, 13 May 2007 01:20:44 +0200, Tokay Pino Gris wrote:
Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2007 01:06:41 +0200, Tokay Pino Gris wrote:
Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
So do you. Odin will be pissed.....
Odin is a false god. Jehovah is the One True God, as is
proven in 1Kings 18:1-46.
Proving that Odin is false by quoting a book is the same as proving
elves exist by quoting "The Lord of the Rings".
Hey, get a grip.
Tokay
Let Odin pass the test of 1Kings 18:1-46, and then I will believe in him.
Until then, he is but a false god, as was Baal.
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| User: "Smiler" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:55:48 PM |
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"Jehovah Jirah" <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:1kyifn8sn09lu$.1jc8lfwoujf41$.dlg@40tude.net...
On Sun, 13 May 2007 01:20:44 +0200, Tokay Pino Gris wrote:
Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2007 01:06:41 +0200, Tokay Pino Gris wrote:
Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril,
Jim.
So do you. Odin will be pissed.....
Odin is a false god. Jehovah is the One True God, as is
proven in 1Kings 18:1-46.
Proving that Odin is false by quoting a book is the same as proving
elves exist by quoting "The Lord of the Rings".
Hey, get a grip.
Tokay
Let Odin pass the test of 1Kings 18:1-46, and then I will believe in him.
Until then, he is but a false god, as was Baal.
We have as much belief in your god(s) as you have in Baal, Odin, Ra,
Poseidon, etc.
All gods are false.
No god(s), no satan, no heaven, no hell.
Now take your Jizz_us, imaginary sky fairy and cloud of gas out of here, you
delusional ignoramus.
Smiler,
The godless one
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 10:38:33 PM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 19:17:50 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sun, 13 May 2007 01:06:41 +0200, Tokay Pino Gris wrote:
Jehovah Jirah wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
So do you. Odin will be pissed.....
Odin is a false god.
Your claim to intelligence above that of a tree - a dead one - is
what's false here. (And I'm not counting piggy tree-fathers.)
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 10:37:01 PM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 18:26:11 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here.
I sense non-intelligence here. Guess which of us is correct, and it's
not you.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 06:27:31 PM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 18:26:11 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
LOL! You sure opened up a can of nuts with THIS thread, didn't you?
I think I would killfile all of the nuts and try something else!
Matt 7:6
6 "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before
swine , lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you
in pieces.
NKJV
Checker
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:48:49 PM |
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wrote in news:m9jc43h0jhe6985438mmhs92r7q9dfs2hg@
4ax.com:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 18:26:11 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril,
Jim.
LOL! You sure opened up a can of nuts with THIS thread, didn't you?
I think I would killfile all of the nuts and try something else!
Start with yourself.
Ezek. 4:12 And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it
with dung that cometh out of man.
Ezek. 4:15 Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for
man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith.
--
Doc Smartass, BAAWA Knight of Heckling
aa # 1939
Help Prevent Projectile Stupidity
Duct-Tape a Fundie's Mouth Shut Today!
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| User: "towelie" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:06:06 PM |
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wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 18:26:11 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril,
Jim.
LOL! You sure opened up a can of nuts with THIS thread, didn't you?
I think I would killfile all of the nuts and try something else!
Matt 7:6
6 "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before
swine , lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you
in pieces.
NKJV
Do you cook your barley cakes with your own poo, as commanded in Ezekiel
4:12?
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| User: "jem" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 09:35:13 PM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 21:06:06 -0500, "towelie" <bugoNOSPAM@hotmail.com>
wrote:
checker@flapper.com wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 18:26:11 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril,
Jim.
LOL! You sure opened up a can of nuts with THIS thread, didn't you?
I think I would killfile all of the nuts and try something else!
Matt 7:6
6 "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before
swine , lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you
in pieces.
NKJV
Do you cook your barley cakes with your own poo, as commanded in Ezekiel
4:12?
thanks, that was the best laugh i had all day
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 10:48:50 PM |
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In <m9jc43h0jhe6985438mmhs92r7q9dfs2hg@4ax.com>, on 05/12/07
at 05:27 PM, said:
Reading & replying from the atheist news group. Odd as it sounds, this
was not in the Baptist group I just cleared. later no doubt it will be.
On Sat, 12 May 2007 18:26:11 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
snip
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
LOL! You sure opened up a can of nuts with THIS thread, didn't you?
Inasmuch as it was posted to rt\the atheist newsgroup, why should it be
treated as anything but a childish bid for attention?
I think I would killfile all of the nuts and try something else!
If the OP did that, he would never see any responses, & so he would
probably never get the chubby he is working for.
Matt 7:6
6 "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before
swine , lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you
in pieces.
NKJV
First error, your assumption that you have pearls is not supported by
your claims.
Creeds made in Dark Ages are like drawings made in dark rooms
[Joseph McCabe, The Story of Religious Controversy, 1929]
Checker
Maybe you would like to discuss your myth, starting with dishonest Abe &
working your way through why the claimed Jesus the Christ can not be the
messiah? After all, being from the line of David is not a requirement
according to the foundation documents of the xian myth, the Hebrew
Bible. You may have heard of it, hell, you may have read some of it. But
if you did, did you understand what you read. Or like so many xians, did
you do the messiah shuffle. You know, verses out of contest, that is a
"metaphor/allegory/parable & does not mean what it says" etc.. Of
course, you may not want to discuss it, & I can not blame you. After
all, who wants to admit that the most important thing in their life is
based on a Fantasy Island Script.
walksalone who has zero usenet xians, including those that pretend to be
in the know, take him up on a quiet discussion about their myth. Might
have to do with them requiring all those logical fallacies to support
their claims, might have to do with them knowing they are wrong, might
have to do with them knowing there is no support for their claims.
Dunno, don't care, the result is the same.
There is no religion without love, and people may talk as much as they
like about their religion, but if it does not teach them to be good and
kind to other animals as well as humans, it is all a sham. Anna Sewell,
writer
(1820-1878)
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 10:39:29 PM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 17:27:31 -0600, wrote:
I think I would killfile all of the nuts and try something else!
Thinking?
Oh, sorry, didn't mean to imply that you actually could.
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| User: "Christopher A.Lee" |
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| Title: Re: Not Ashamed of the Gospel of Christ |
12 May 2007 06:33:00 PM |
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On Sat, 12 May 2007 17:27:31 -0600, wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 18:26:11 -0400, Jehovah Jirah
<jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Sat, 12 May 2007 14:56:54 -0700, Jim07D7 wrote:
Jehovah Jirah <jhvhjirah@yahoo.com> said:
Christ is there
knocking. Can you hear him?
Knock knock,
Who's there?
Christ.
Christ who?
Christ Almighty, this is a lame knock knock joke!
I sense a non-sequitur here. You ignore The Lord to your own peril, Jim.
LOL! You sure opened up a can of nuts with THIS thread, didn't you?
I think I would killfile all of the nuts and try something else!
You're talking to the moron who rubbed his ***** in our faces.
Matt 7:6
6 "Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before
swine , lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you
in pieces.
You psychopaths really are nastily disgusting.
NKJV
Checker
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