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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Clayton Insert Pop Culture Pun Here"
Date: 03 Nov 2004 02:24:00 AM
Object: Not Surprised
We are getting as extensive coverage of the US election here in Australia as
they are getting. I noticed that every time they mentioned the voting
machines, they said that the results were two to one for Bush...
...what a shock!!!
.

User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 05:23:17 AM
"Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>
wrote in message news:41889520$0$7344$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...


We are getting as extensive coverage of the US election here in Australia
as
they are getting. I noticed that every time they mentioned the voting
machines, they said that the results were two to one for Bush...

..what a shock!!!

Don't look at me - I didn't vote for him.
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "JTEM"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 06:46:31 AM
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote

Don't look at me - I didn't vote for him.

If you voted on a Diebold machine, yes you did!
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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 07:10:39 AM
In our last episode <rOOdnTcFieUGTBXcRVn-ug@comcast.com>, JTEM lept out of
the bushes shouting:


"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote

Don't look at me - I didn't vote for him.


If you voted on a Diebold machine, yes you did!

I *was going to ask "are you sure?"
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 04 Nov 2004 09:54:37 AM
In our last episode <rOOdnTcFieUGTBXcRVn-ug@comcast.com>, JTEM lept out of
the bushes shouting:


"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote

Don't look at me - I didn't vote for him.


If you voted on a Diebold machine, yes you did!

Or didn't. Or didn't vote. Or voted for Nadar. Or who knows?
We won't. Ever...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 08:45:23 PM
On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 07:46:31 -0500, "JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
wrote:


"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote

Don't look at me - I didn't vote for him.


If you voted on a Diebold machine, yes you did!

Exactly!
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 04 Nov 2004 02:18:46 AM
In article <rt5jo05cgtlt18g69cn6v1rm8ga4qus6bb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 07:46:31 -0500, "JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
wrote:


"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote

Don't look at me - I didn't vote for him.


If you voted on a Diebold machine, yes you did!


Exactly!

The machines know who you voted for, but they ain't tellin'.
The people have spoken, but the machines said "Not exactly."
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Vive le Resistance!
.


User: "Charles R Ward"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 07:35:58 PM
On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 12:46:31 UTC, "JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com>
wrote:


"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote

Don't look at me - I didn't vote for him.


If you voted on a Diebold machine, yes you did!

I'm happy to say I still just fill in the circles of my
choice with a #2 pencil.
Charles R Ward
--
"I do live among my fellow atheists. I also happen to live
among Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Pagans, Satanists
and followers of various other religions -- all of which
have a perfect right to live in the United States without
interference because of their religion or lack thereof no
matter how much it irks you." Liz
.
User: "Brian E. Clark"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 08:12:36 PM
Charles R Ward <crward@netins.net> wrote:

If you voted on a Diebold machine, yes you did!


I'm happy to say I still just fill in the circles of my
choice with a #2 pencil.

That must make an awful mess of the video screen! ;-)
--
-----------
Brian E. Clark
.
User: "Charles R Ward"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 09:12:17 PM
On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 02:12:36 UTC, Brian E. Clark
<reply@newsgroup.only.please> wrote:

Charles R Ward <crward@netins.net> wrote:

If you voted on a Diebold machine, yes you did!


I'm happy to say I still just fill in the circles of my
choice with a #2 pencil.


That must make an awful mess of the video screen! ;-)

Yeah, but the marks stay where I put them.
Charles R Ward
--
"I do live among my fellow atheists. I also happen to live
among Christians, Muslims, Jews, Hindus, Pagans, Satanists
and followers of various other religions -- all of which
have a perfect right to live in the United States without
interference because of their religion or lack thereof no
matter how much it irks you." Liz
.




User: "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 08:21:16 PM
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2urtd6F2duajlU9@uni-berlin.de...


"Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here>" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>
wrote in message news:41889520$0$7344$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...


We are getting as extensive coverage of the US election here in

Australia

as
they are getting. I noticed that every time they mentioned the voting
machines, they said that the results were two to one for Bush...

..what a shock!!!


Don't look at me - I didn't vote for him.

Unfortunately you are a rare example of intelligence in this fucked up
world!'
.


User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 05:45:46 AM
In our last episode <41889520$0$7344$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au>,
Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun Here> lept out of the bushes shouting:

I noticed that every time they mentioned the voting
machines, they said that the results were two to one for Bush...

No! Can't *be! The corporate supplied, no audit trail, easily hacked
electronic vote widgets are recording two to one voting for the corporate
owned candidate?
Shocked I am. Shocked I tell you. Shocked.
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.

User: "Daniel Kolle"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 04:15:59 PM
On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 18:24:00 +1000, "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
Here>" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> thought hard and said:


We are getting as extensive coverage of the US election here in Australia as
they are getting. I noticed that every time they mentioned the voting
machines, they said that the results were two to one for Bush...

..what a shock!!!

How long is it going to take until you declare American voters to be
fucking idiots? Or have you said it already and I have not noticed?
--
-Daniel "Mr. Brevity" Kolle; 16 A.A. #2035
Koji Kondo, Yo-Yo Ma, Gustav Mahler, Krzysztof Penderecki, and Geirr Tveitt are my Gods.
Head of EAC Denial Department and Madly Insane Scientist.
.
User: "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 03 Nov 2004 08:22:28 PM
"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:j3mio0dqf8b75koeqif32h38ph5lmh8351@4ax.com...

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 18:24:00 +1000, "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
Here>" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> thought hard and said:


We are getting as extensive coverage of the US election here in Australia

as

they are getting. I noticed that every time they mentioned the voting
machines, they said that the results were two to one for Bush...

..what a shock!!!


How long is it going to take until you declare American voters to be
fucking idiots? Or have you said it already and I have not noticed?

Well it was already redundant...like saying fire is hot...but I have already
made that declaration!
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: Not Surprised 04 Nov 2004 01:11:45 PM
On Thu, 4 Nov 2004 12:22:28 +1000, "Clayton...Rapidly Drying Oasis In
A Worldwide Desert Of Insanity" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> wrote:


"Daniel Kolle" <DKolle@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:j3mio0dqf8b75koeqif32h38ph5lmh8351@4ax.com...

On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 18:24:00 +1000, "Clayton <Insert Pop Culture Pun
Here>" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> thought hard and said:


We are getting as extensive coverage of the US election here in Australia

as

they are getting. I noticed that every time they mentioned the voting
machines, they said that the results were two to one for Bush...

..what a shock!!!


How long is it going to take until you declare American voters to be
fucking idiots? Or have you said it already and I have not noticed?


Well it was already redundant...like saying fire is hot...but I have already
made that declaration!

And you're correct (for the majority of them).
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.




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