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13 Jan 2008 02:34:33 PM |
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Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
13 Jan 2008 10:05:14 PM |
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On Jan 13, 3:34 pm, wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
Is it *this* "prayer rug?"
http://www.drmomentum.com/aces/images/prayerrug.jpg
I see it desribed on the parent site as being paper, 11 x 17".
IOW, a B-sized laser print. Looks like a Manson Family
handicraft.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
14 Jan 2008 03:07:00 AM |
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On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:05:14 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell
<fatherhaskell@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Jan 13, 3:34 pm, wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
Is it *this* "prayer rug?"
http://www.drmomentum.com/aces/images/prayerrug.jpg
I see it desribed on the parent site as being paper, 11 x 17".
IOW, a B-sized laser print. Looks like a Manson Family
handicraft.
It's the Shroud of Urine!!
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| User: "Father Haskell" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
14 Jan 2008 06:36:49 PM |
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On Jan 14, 4:07 am, Michael Gray <mikeg...@newsguy.com> wrote:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 20:05:14 -0800 (PST), Father Haskell
<fatherhask...@yahoo.com> wrote:
On Jan 13, 3:34 pm, wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
Is it *this* "prayer rug?"
http://www.drmomentum.com/aces/images/prayerrug.jpg
I see it desribed on the parent site as being paper, 11 x 17".
IOW, a B-sized laser print. Looks like a Manson Family
handicraft.
It's the Shroud of Urine!!
Someone PLEASE hack the site and replace it with
Hello Kitty.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
14 Jan 2008 12:17:35 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Father Haskell <fatherhaskell@yahoo.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Jan 13, 3:34 pm, wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
Is it *this* "prayer rug?"
http://www.drmomentum.com/aces/images/prayerrug.jpg
I see it desribed on the parent site as being paper, 11 x 17".
IOW, a B-sized laser print. Looks like a Manson Family
handicraft.
It can, however, be used to soak up puppy mistakes.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
14 Jan 2008 12:30:29 AM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> bloodied us
up with this:
It can, however, be used to soak up puppy mistakes.
Or use it to roll a big fat spliff.
Or recycle it.
Or give it to your two year old with a sharpie and tell him to connect the
dots.
Or use it to wipe yourself after masturbating.
Or....
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
13 Jan 2008 02:56:32 PM |
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On Jan 13, 3:34=A0pm, wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. =A0In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. =A0According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. =A0
Nah, you're *supposed* to send them money. Kneeling on it is just so
they can say Saint Matthew's is diffrent from Saint John's, from Saint
Ignatious', etc. etc.
<g>
-Panama Floyd, Atlanta.
aa#2015/KoBAAWA!
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| User: "Ben Kaufman" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
14 Jan 2008 12:00:29 AM |
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On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:34:33 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
How do they get a prayer rug into a letter? You don't want to put it into your
bird cage incase it is giving off hazardous vapors. Either throw it out or make
up a weird story about it and sell it on Ebay.
Ben
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
13 Jan 2008 06:28:01 PM |
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On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:34:33 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
Why not just put it in front of the toilet?
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
14 Jan 2008 11:16:50 AM |
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"Michael Gray" <mikegray@newsguy.com> wrote in message
news:v3blo31sdrsnf216m0gesv60de0mvs96o3@4ax.com...
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:34:33 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
Why not just put it in front of the toilet?
Why not put it in the toilet and use it for target practice? ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
BAAWA Knight!
#1557
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
13 Jan 2008 07:23:56 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> bloodied
us up with this:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:34:33 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
Why not just put it in front of the toilet?
So jebus can watch you pee? Kinky!
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
13 Jan 2008 09:21:35 PM |
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On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:23:56 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com> bloodied
us up with this:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:34:33 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched
out of course.
Why not just put it in front of the toilet?
So jebus can watch you pee? Kinky!
To mop up the drips.
Can't think of a better use for it.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
13 Jan 2008 11:46:36 PM |
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One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:23:56 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:34:33 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent
sufficient time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address
scratched out of course.
Why not just put it in front of the toilet?
So jebus can watch you pee? Kinky!
To mop up the drips.
Can't think of a better use for it.
Yes, of course. But the thought of the jebusmoron imagining his god
watching us pee is priceless.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Convicted by Earthquack.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
14 Jan 2008 03:05:25 AM |
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On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:46:36 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Mon, 14 Jan 2008 01:23:56 GMT, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:
One fine day in alt.atheism, Michael Gray <mikegray@newsguy.com>
bloodied us up with this:
On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:34:33 -0800 (PST), wrote:
Got a letter the other day from Saint Mattew's Churches. In it is a
prayer rug with the face of Jesus on it. According to the
instructions I'm suppose to kneel on it. That or touch it on both
knees. When done I'm supposed to check off my needs on a list that
was included and mail it back in the postage paid return envelope.
Since my address is printed on the return envelope it looks like
they're trolling for idiot believers.
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent
sufficient time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address
scratched out of course.
Why not just put it in front of the toilet?
So jebus can watch you pee? Kinky!
To mop up the drips.
Can't think of a better use for it.
Yes, of course. But the thought of the jebusmoron imagining his god
watching us pee is priceless.
Kinda turns you on, eh? ;)
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| User: "alt" |
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| Title: Re: Now I'm suppose to kneel on the face of Jesus? |
13 Jan 2008 04:54:50 PM |
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On Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:34:33 -0800, nafc wrote:
I plan to mail their prayer rug back... after it has spent sufficient
time lining the bottom of the bird cage. With my address scratched out
of course.
Why? Are you scared they'll come after you?
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