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"Anonymous Sender" |
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01 Dec 2003 06:28:46 AM |
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Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
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Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
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| User: "Bandario" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 08:03:57 AM |
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"Anonymous Sender" <anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote in message
news:bc6e8b4776d40caffd12774b8b6dd35d@remailer.metacolo.com...
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
I'm not sure if you are trying to troll or just spamming; but you're really
bad at both.
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| User: "Ron Baker" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 10:50:33 AM |
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"Bandario" <bandario@bigpond.net.au> wrote in message
news:hTHyb.35171$aT.5268@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
"Anonymous Sender" <anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote in message
news:bc6e8b4776d40caffd12774b8b6dd35d@remailer.metacolo.com...
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer
as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the
work
of the Lord.
____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
I'm not sure if you are trying to troll or just spamming; but you're
really
bad at both.
After seeing many of Jasmin's posts it seems to me
that s/he/it is an atheist trying to be ironic.
About half the time I get a smile out of it.
There have been a couple that were actually funny.
(Oh no, I've encouraged her/him/it!)
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 11:12:32 AM |
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"Ron Baker" <rbaker4@msnn.com> crawled forth from the tarpits of hell and
muttered:
(Oh no, I've encouraged her/him/it!)
ahh, but they are refreshingly different. It gives us something to really
sink our teeth into and scorch with fervor rivaled by none
--
btw...*****
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SSDD
same *****, different day
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| User: "Blast Femur" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 02:18:51 PM |
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(Anonymous Sender) wrote in
<bc6e8b4776d40caffd12774b8b6dd35d@remailer.metacolo.com>:
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
Talk about something for nothing!
--
Blast Femur
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"A long time ago, God made a Divine Plan. Gave it a lot of thought, decided
it was a good plan, put it into practice. And for billions and billions of
years, the Divine Plan has been doing just fine. Now, you come along, and
pray for something. Well suppose the thing you want isn't in God's Divine
Plan? What do you want Him to do? Change His plan? Just for you? Doesn't it
seem a little arrogant? It's a Divine Plan. What's the use of being God if
every run-down shmuck with a two-dollar prayerbook can come along and *****
up Your Plan?"
-- George Carlin (NYC, 2/6/99)
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 11:09:30 AM |
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Anonymous Sender <anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> crawled forth from the
tarpits of hell and muttered:
Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
people like you should get a fucking job and earn your money, like the rest
of us.
--
btw...*****
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SSDD
same *****, different day
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| User: "Alan Hobson" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 05:17:52 PM |
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Anonymous Sender <anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote in message news:<bc6e8b4776d40caffd12774b8b6dd35d@remailer.metacolo.com>...
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
OK, I'll contribute $ 500.00-. I'll be expecting your check any day.
-Alan
aa#1608 BAAWA
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| User: "Rich Soyack" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 05:49:53 PM |
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"Alan Hobson" <alhob@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:d1d6cbe3.0312011517.4338d26@posting.google.com...
Anonymous Sender <anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote in message
news:<bc6e8b4776d40caffd12774b8b6dd35d@remailer.metacolo.com>...
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer
as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the
work
of the Lord.
____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
OK, I'll contribute $ 500.00-. I'll be expecting your check any day.
-Alan
aa#1608 BAAWA
No, don't! He is a false prophet! Send me $50.00 a week and I guarantee
that you
will be saved. THAT'S RIGHT! If you die and are not saved I will
personally give you
double your money back.
Rich Soyack
I believe in GOD. And I believe that GOD believes in Rich, that's me.
(Well we are
both Polish, anyway).
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| User: "jwk" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
02 Dec 2003 08:15:24 AM |
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Anonymous Sender <anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote in message news:<bc6e8b4776d40caffd12774b8b6dd35d@remailer.metacolo.com>...
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
I worked like the devil to earn enough money to buy my groceries. I
worked hard preparing a good meal for myself and my family. What
exactly did you and your lord contribute to my thanksgiving? Please
send an itemized bill forthwith. I promise to remunerate all valid
expenditures. Honest.
jwk
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
02 Dec 2003 06:17:08 PM |
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(jwk) crawled forth from the tarpits of hell and
muttered:
I worked like the devil to earn enough money to buy my groceries. I
worked hard preparing a good meal for myself and my family. What
exactly did you and your lord contribute to my thanksgiving?
exactly the problem I have with blessing the food when people say
THANK YOU LORD FOR THIS FOOD
God didn't put food on my table. He didn't even sign the paycheck that did
make it possible for us to buy the food.
You can lay your ***** in church all damn day and pray till your eyes turn
pink, but until you get up off of your *****, you won't get a job to make
money to feed yourself.
--
btw...*****
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SSDD
same *****, different day
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| User: "El Rayo-X" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 06:55:12 AM |
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On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 12:28:46 +0000 (UTC), Anonymous Sender
<anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote:
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
What, the LORD can't do it's own work!? Sheez, being a LORD ain't what
it used to be...
____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
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| User: "Phylter" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 07:27:35 AM |
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(El Rayo-X) astounded us with: news:3fcb39e3.408692038
@News.CIS.DFN.DE:
On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 12:28:46 +0000 (UTC), Anonymous Sender
<anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote:
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
What, the LORD can't do it's own work!? Sheez, being a LORD ain't what
it used to be...
Hmmm....David Lindley fan?
--
Phylter
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.rudraigh.com/afjc/regulars.html
Change "no-way" to "hotmail" to respond
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 11:10:55 AM |
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(El Rayo-X) crawled forth from the tarpits of hell and
muttered:
What, the LORD can't do it's own work!? Sheez, being a LORD ain't what
it used to be...
before you go linking this dead-weight to Jebuz, ask to see his union card.
I don't think even God claims this one
--
btw...*****
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SSDD
same *****, different day
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| User: "Michelle Malkin" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 08:43:05 PM |
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On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 12:28:46 +0000 (UTC), Anonymous Sender
<anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote:
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
Don't hold your breath.
____________________________________
Jasmin And God Welcome Everyone To
"The Church of Our Loving Father of Christ"
Michelle Malkin (Mickey)
^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^
Hands that work are better than mouths that pray -
Robert Ingersoll
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| User: "the cutest atheist" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 09:20:56 PM |
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"Michelle Malkin" <hypatiab7@earthlink.net> wrote in message
news:a1vnsvku984uk2g8e9aas54ic9bcq7k10j@4ax.com...
On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 12:28:46 +0000 (UTC), Anonymous Sender
<anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote:
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
Don't hold your breath.
don't discourage her from that
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| User: "Harry Back" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 09:37:36 AM |
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On Mon, 1 Dec 2003 12:28:46 +0000 (UTC), Anonymous Sender
<anonymous@remailer.metacolo.com> wrote:
God found it in his heart to let everyone of you over stuffed pigs enjoy
another thanksgiving dinner. Now you should do what is right and offer as
much cash as you can spare, from $ 500.00-
at least $ 1000.00 so that people like myself can continue to do the work
of the Lord.
Where do I send the check??
--
Then it hit me,
This cosmic pull and energy
It kinda makes me wonder
If I'll ever make it back home
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| User: "Amanita, Private Dancer" |
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| Title: Re: Now You've Eaten Pay Up |
01 Dec 2003 11:13:18 AM |
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Harry Back <nospam@assholes.com> crawled forth from the tarpits of hell and
muttered:
Where do I send the check??
to my house; I'll deposit it in the first bank of the Jebuz Train
--
btw...*****
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SSDD
same *****, different day
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