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Religions > Atheism |
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"Not-easily-duped" |
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08 Sep 2003 06:43:34 PM |
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O Lord, Please "Trick" Me One More Time |
O King of Israel, Mighty Jesus, the Torah reading God, Lord of
Georgia,
Please "trick" me one more time and I won't bother you anymore.
I have been waiting so long.
"Trick" me one more time and I shall be bold enough to terrorize the
jews
and I shall confound Israel, the evil Messiah denier.
I shall go around and find them and hang them on the trees.
But the trees shall say: "I have no need for mean people, here are
some
hiding themselves, come and take them to the sea."
And the sea shall say:"How many jews do you STILL have there,
bring them and I shall swallow them."...
So I passed on the soul of the Torah just as YOU summerized it as
this:"MESSIAH IS A PROPHET LIKE MOSES."
When I asked O Lord how I can justify all this from the Scriptures
and you said, Messiah is a prophet like Moses. that is the correct
reading of this text.
I also expounded on the related verses and their connecting events
just
as you explained. SO HELP ME O LORD THAT I MAY BE FAITHFUL TO THE END.
To the scorners and the atheists -Ah,ces faux discoureurs and their
usual rambling- I said, hey fools this is not a joke.
But they said, "this is just a joke and plain silly."
And they boast about their academic merits.
So I cursed them out. Sorry Lord, I called them ASSHOLES.
But the evildoers were not shy. They fought back.
Ah, they said, "you should kiss our feet if you want our money."
Ain't nobody want their damn money, maybe some prosperity preachers
do...
Ah, "we are not stupid, Jesus never lived", they said.
Ah, "we have mastered textual criticism and all the bible is
*****."
Ah, this and Ah that.
So O Lord, If you pour down boiling water on each of them, you will
always
be the God of justice.
To the rapture people I said this: There is no rapture fools, if
rapture
was true I would have been raptured by Mighty Jesus when He came down
above
Atlanta.
Now to the protestators and crooks and their 25000 gangs I said the
Lord
says SHUT UP.
To the Israelites and the Arabs I told them: "share this land and live
together in peace,if you don't like fine wine drink camel milk."
But the troublemakers keep making trouble around the globe.
So I am sitting here and watching them killing each other
so does everybody else.
To the feminists, I said enough is enough.You were supposed to be like
Sarah, why do you chose to walk after the likeness of Jezebel?
To the Muslims I said knowledge is the key to succes, so go back to
your
tradition of learning like in the time of Avorres and Avicenna and get
rid of your old wives tales.
TO YOU GOD JESUS BE GLORY FOR EVER AND PEACE AND MERCY BE ALSO ON
ISRAEL.
AH, ISRAEL...
Amen
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| User: "Charles P" |
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| Title: Re: O Lord, Please "Trick" Me One More Time |
08 Sep 2003 09:21:33 PM |
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"Not-easily-duped" <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
O King of Israel, Mighty Jesus, the Torah reading God, Lord of
Georgia,
Please "trick" me one more time and I won't bother you anymore.
I have been waiting so long.
balderdash deleted>
This is the Lord of Tennessee, I've got some advice for you. There
are medications now available that might help you. Why not see
a doctor?
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| User: "Not-easily-duped" |
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| Title: Re: O Lord, Please "Trick" Me One More Time |
10 Sep 2003 08:28:25 AM |
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"Charles P" <chuck@spammerssuck.com> wrote in message news:<NOa7b.134397$3o3.9524222@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
"Not-easily-duped" <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
O King of Israel, Mighty Jesus, the Torah reading God, Lord of
Georgia,
Please "trick" me one more time and I won't bother you anymore.
I have been waiting so long.
balderdash deleted>
This is the Lord of Tennessee, I've got some advice for you. There
are medications now available that might help you. Why not see
a doctor?
You happen not to know what time it is. Excessive secularisation to blame.
Espèce de vipère.
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| User: "Al" |
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| Title: Re: O Lord, Please "Trick" Me One More Time |
09 Sep 2003 07:57:03 AM |
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"Charles P" <chuck@spammerssuck.com> wrote in message news:<NOa7b.134397$3o3.9524222@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
"Not-easily-duped" <Codebreaker@bigsecret.com> wrote in message
O King of Israel, Mighty Jesus, the Torah reading God, Lord of
Georgia,
Please "trick" me one more time and I won't bother you anymore.
I have been waiting so long.
balderdash deleted>
This is the Lord of Tennessee, I've got some advice for you. There
are medications now available that might help you. Why not see
a doctor?
***First he has to remove the tinfoil cap...
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: O Lord, Please "Trick" Me One More Time |
09 Sep 2003 07:23:48 AM |
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(Easily duped) wrote to:
alt.religion.islam
alt.religion.christianity
alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox
alt.atheism
insulting people from most of those groups.
Please do not feed the troll.
-
Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Charles P" |
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| Title: Re: O Lord, Please "Trick" Me One More Time |
09 Sep 2003 08:20:26 AM |
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"Martin Thomas" <mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote in message
Codebreaker@bigsecret.com (Easily duped) wrote to:
alt.religion.islam
alt.religion.christianity
alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox
alt.atheism
insulting people from most of those groups.
People in those groups get insulted and trolled all the
time, they'll know precisely what to do.
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| User: "Martin Thomas" |
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| Title: Re: O Lord, Please "Trick" Me One More Time |
09 Sep 2003 05:40:47 PM |
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On Tue, 09 Sep 2003 13:20:26 GMT, "Charles P"
<chuck@spammerssuck.com> wrote:
"Martin Thomas" <mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net> wrote in message
Codebreaker@bigsecret.com (Easily duped) wrote to:
alt.religion.islam
alt.religion.christianity
alt.religion.christian.roman-catholic
alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox
alt.atheism
insulting people from most of those groups.
Please do not feed the troll.
People in those groups get insulted and trolled all the
time, they'll know precisely what to do.
That's right, in fact I am posting from one of those groups and I
know precisely what to do!
-
Martin Thomas
mart666t@netscape.NO.HAWKERS.net
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: O Lord, Please "Trick" Me One More Time |
08 Sep 2003 06:58:32 PM |
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(Not-easily-duped) wrote in
news:bbba7302.0309081543.4cdcb396@posting.google.com:
(snip)
That was almost funny. A little more work and you would have some great
satire on your hands.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political institution for the control of
people's thoughts, lives, and actions; based on
ancient myths and superstitions perpetrated through
generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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