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31 Aug 2006 06:53:31 PM |
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Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT — A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
Antonia “Toni” Filipertis, 84, a devout Catholic, comes to tears when
she relates the story which began about 2:30 p.m. on Tuesday. Her family
firmly believes her.
Neighborhood children and adults see and wonder. Several teachers from
John Pound Elementary School came across the street to take a look.
Principal Roberta Donovan could not swear to the apparition but said, “I
could see a figure on one and on the other one I could see a cross.”
What is the figure? Filipertis, a native of Poland who met her husband
at the Lady of Czestochowa Shrine, is sure it is the Virgin Mary.
Michael Sneed, 10, who lives around the corner on High Street, said,
“The small one looks like a cross and the big one looks like someone,
holding their heart like this (hands across chest). It’s weird.”
Some have seen even more.
“I saw a glow last night from out window from over here,” said Kristina
Crawford, 10.
Toni Filipertis began crying twice when she recalled the vision and
Mary’s instructions. She was about to get the car out of the garage in
order to take her daughter to a doctor’s appointment Tuesday when she
heard a voice behind her.
“The voice, she told me to look on your tree,” she related in a Polish
accent. “I come out and parked the car in the front and I look on the
tree and I don’t see nothing.”
Filipertis said that Mary’s voice was very soft. “She said, ‘Look at
your tree. I’m in three places,’ and she was in three places .... And I
look in this branch and she was very clear.”
Three stubs of three branches had pictures on them.
“Of course, I was thinking it was a joke, because my son he all the time
bring something. I thought maybe somebody hang the pictures,” she said.
That was not the case.
“Last night, she (Mary) told me, because I am sick, I don’t have to go
outside. She wants me and look through my window and pray to her. I look
through the window. She was so beautiful.”
“She had a white vale and blue dress and she looked so beautiful,” she
added as she began to cry.
It is the second time members of the family have seen a vision. Twins
James Filipertis and Dorothy (Filipertis) Fitzgerald saw the Holy Family
— Mary, Joseph and Jesus — in the sky on a clear night in 1960 when they
were 7 years old. They were with their grandmother.
“I believe my mother,” said Jim, who is retired from Delphi. “I’ve had
to live with this my entire lifetime. I have to believe. When I was 7, I
saw the apparition. It was a clear night with stars. Figures were moving
in front of the moon. It was Mary, Joseph and Jesus. My sister and I
swear by it.”
Dorothy Fitzgerald remembers seeing the vision with her brother and
grandmother. “We saw Jesus up in the sky. We thought it would come back.
Now it’s out on a tree. We saw the whole thing up in the sky. It was
gorgeous.”
Tina and her husband came to the United States in 1951 with one child.
Dorothy and Jimmy were born in 1953.
Tina worked as a waitress in Denny’s and was an artist. Most every room
in her pale yellow home has examples of her work. There are family
portraits, the Pope, landscapes and Lockport sites.
“Mary Mother came to me and told me pray to her,” Tina said. “She told
me she wants me to paint pictures of the tree with her. I can not do
this because my hand shakes and she told she would help me.”
Antonia “Toni” Filipertis, who had been very sick and a patient in a
hospital and nursing home, plans to paint the pictures.
“It’s a neighborhood of hardworking people who look out for each other,”
principal Donovan said.
Neighbor Tammy Mehnke offered, “I would say the Lord is looking over
her. He’s protecting her.”
/end idiocy
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
01 Sep 2006 12:27:51 AM |
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In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT — A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
Antonia “Toni” Filipertis, 84, a devout Catholic, comes to tears when
she relates the story which began about 2:30 p.m. on Tuesday. Her family
firmly believes her.
Neighborhood children and adults see and wonder. Several teachers from
John Pound Elementary School came across the street to take a look.
Principal Roberta Donovan could not swear to the apparition but said, “I
could see a figure on one and on the other one I could see a cross.”
What is the figure? Filipertis, a native of Poland who met her husband
at the Lady of Czestochowa Shrine, is sure it is the Virgin Mary.
Michael Sneed, 10, who lives around the corner on High Street, said,
“The small one looks like a cross and the big one looks like someone,
holding their heart like this (hands across chest). It’s weird.”
Some have seen even more.
“I saw a glow last night from out window from over here,” said Kristina
Crawford, 10.
Toni Filipertis began crying twice when she recalled the vision and
Mary’s instructions. She was about to get the car out of the garage in
order to take her daughter to a doctor’s appointment Tuesday when she
heard a voice behind her.
“The voice, she told me to look on your tree,” she related in a Polish
accent. “I come out and parked the car in the front and I look on the
tree and I don’t see nothing.”
Filipertis said that Mary’s voice was very soft. “She said, ‘Look at
your tree. I’m in three places,’ and she was in three places .... And I
look in this branch and she was very clear.”
Three stubs of three branches had pictures on them.
“Of course, I was thinking it was a joke, because my son he all the time
bring something. I thought maybe somebody hang the pictures,” she said.
That was not the case.
“Last night, she (Mary) told me, because I am sick, I don’t have to go
outside. She wants me and look through my window and pray to her. I look
through the window. She was so beautiful.”
“She had a white vale and blue dress and she looked so beautiful,” she
added as she began to cry.
It is the second time members of the family have seen a vision. Twins
James Filipertis and Dorothy (Filipertis) Fitzgerald saw the Holy Family
— Mary, Joseph and Jesus — in the sky on a clear night in 1960 when they
were 7 years old. They were with their grandmother.
“I believe my mother,” said Jim, who is retired from Delphi. “I’ve had
to live with this my entire lifetime. I have to believe. When I was 7, I
saw the apparition. It was a clear night with stars. Figures were moving
in front of the moon. It was Mary, Joseph and Jesus. My sister and I
swear by it.”
Dorothy Fitzgerald remembers seeing the vision with her brother and
grandmother. “We saw Jesus up in the sky. We thought it would come back.
Now it’s out on a tree. We saw the whole thing up in the sky. It was
gorgeous.”
Tina and her husband came to the United States in 1951 with one child.
Dorothy and Jimmy were born in 1953.
Tina worked as a waitress in Denny’s and was an artist. Most every room
in her pale yellow home has examples of her work. There are family
portraits, the Pope, landscapes and Lockport sites.
“Mary Mother came to me and told me pray to her,” Tina said. “She told
me she wants me to paint pictures of the tree with her. I can not do
this because my hand shakes and she told she would help me.”
Antonia “Toni” Filipertis, who had been very sick and a patient in a
hospital and nursing home, plans to paint the pictures.
“It’s a neighborhood of hardworking people who look out for each other,”
principal Donovan said.
Neighbor Tammy Mehnke offered, “I would say the Lord is looking over
her. He’s protecting her.”
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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01 Sep 2006 06:49:04 AM |
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On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
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| User: "johac" |
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02 Sep 2006 01:04:30 AM |
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In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
03 Sep 2006 12:46:10 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
The Unknown Soldier, of course.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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02 Sep 2006 05:34:29 AM |
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On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
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| User: "Bob" |
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03 Sep 2006 01:13:49 AM |
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"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard
the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Bloody Romans!
--
Bob aa #2261
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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03 Sep 2006 02:49:41 AM |
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On Sat, 2 Sep 2006 23:13:49 -0700, "Bob" <null@bogus.com> wrote:
- Refer: <eddrqk013af@news3.newsguy.com>
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard
the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Bloody Romans!
Wonderful race, the Romans.
Look at what they have given us!
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| User: "Bob" |
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03 Sep 2006 12:33:56 PM |
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"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:q62lf2h4k3821pijik52f44e3fmikp7pp1@4ax.com...
On Sat, 2 Sep 2006 23:13:49 -0700, "Bob" <null@bogus.com> wrote:
- Refer: <eddrqk013af@news3.newsguy.com>
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard
the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God
in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000
year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Bloody Romans!
Wonderful race, the Romans.
Look at what they have given us!
Other than aqueducts, what have they given us?
--
Bob aa #2261
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| User: "Son of Discord" |
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18 Sep 2006 09:25:56 PM |
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In alt.atheism Bob shared this wisdom:
<snip>
Other than aqueducts, what have they given us?
"Brought peace?"
"Son of Discord"
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" . . The bible is crap, people who believe it
are idiots, and blasphemy is a victimless
crime because the whole fetid pile of
christianic mythology is a ficticious crock of *****."
-Stix, undefeated former Warlord of the BAAWA
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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18 Sep 2006 11:59:56 PM |
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On Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:25:56 GMT, Son of Discord
<Leviathan12@bigpond.com> wrote:
- Refer: <prkug25upau90v2h22jdidvb8s3jcmuh1q@4ax.com>
In alt.atheism Bob shared this wisdom:
<snip>
Other than aqueducts, what have they given us?
"Brought peace?"
Oh, shut up!
;)
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| User: "wcb" |
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18 Sep 2006 11:45:21 PM |
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Son of Discord wrote:
In alt.atheism Bob shared this wisdom:
<snip>
Other than aqueducts, what have they given us?
"Brought peace?"
Roads, dont forget the roads.
--
You are a fluke of the Universe
You have no right to be here,
and whether you can hear it or not,
the Universe is laughing behind your back.
Cheerful Charlie
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| User: "stoney" |
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13 Sep 2006 01:48:42 PM |
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On Sun, 3 Sep 2006 10:33:56 -0700, "Bob" <null@bogus.com> wrote in
alt.atheism
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:q62lf2h4k3821pijik52f44e3fmikp7pp1@4ax.com...
On Sat, 2 Sep 2006 23:13:49 -0700, "Bob" <null@bogus.com> wrote:
- Refer: <eddrqk013af@news3.newsguy.com>
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
news:rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com...
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard
the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God
in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000
year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Bloody Romans!
Wonderful race, the Romans.
Look at what they have given us!
Other than aqueducts, what have they given us?
Christianity and Islam.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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03 Sep 2006 03:47:23 PM |
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On Sun, 3 Sep 2006 10:33:56 -0700, "Bob" <null@bogus.com> wrote:
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"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
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On Sat, 2 Sep 2006 23:13:49 -0700, "Bob" <null@bogus.com> wrote:
- Refer: <eddrqk013af@news3.newsguy.com>
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
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On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard
the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God
in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000
year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Bloody Romans!
Wonderful race, the Romans.
Look at what they have given us!
Other than aqueducts, what have they given us?
Viticulture?
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
02 Sep 2006 11:34:16 PM |
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In article <rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Or it could have been Penis Magnus.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
03 Sep 2006 02:48:30 AM |
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On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 21:34:16 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-99096F.21341602092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Or it could have been Penis Magnus.
Nah. He was Gayus Exclusivus.
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| User: "Son of Discord" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
03 Sep 2006 09:20:03 AM |
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In alt.atheism Michael Gray shared this wisdom:
On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 21:34:16 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-99096F.21341602092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Or it could have been Penis Magnus.
Nah. He was Gayus Exclusivus.
What about Bigus Dickus?
No, wait -- he has a wife, you know. She's called Incontinentia . . .
Incontinentia Buttocks.
"Son of Discord"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
" . . The bible is crap, people who believe it
are idiots, and blasphemy is a victimless
crime because the whole fetid pile of
christianic mythology is a ficticious crock of *****."
-Stix, undefeated former Warlord of the BAAWA
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
03 Sep 2006 03:46:36 PM |
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On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 14:20:03 GMT, Son of Discord
<Leviathan12@bigpond.com> wrote:
- Refer: <8jolf2lh72e2fdjglidoqmsh7gfbmh0qnf@4ax.com>
In alt.atheism Michael Gray shared this wisdom:
On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 21:34:16 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-99096F.21341602092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.html
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000 year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Or it could have been Penis Magnus.
Nah. He was Gayus Exclusivus.
What about Bigus Dickus?
No, wait -- he has a wife, you know. She's called Incontinentia . . .
Incontinentia Buttocks.
Ppfffhh... Ppphhh..
(Puts hand over mouth)
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
04 Sep 2006 12:04:20 AM |
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In article <h32lf2dbc0jb73i3mams7cp0jb37hlc81h@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 21:34:16 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-99096F.21341602092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.htm
l
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard
the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God
in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000
year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Or it could have been Penis Magnus.
Nah. He was Gayus Exclusivus.
That was just a rumor spread by Gluteus Obesus.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
04 Sep 2006 01:54:22 AM |
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On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 22:04:20 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-0831F6.22042003092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <h32lf2dbc0jb73i3mams7cp0jb37hlc81h@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 21:34:16 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-99096F.21341602092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.htm
l
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard
the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God
in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000
year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Or it could have been Penis Magnus.
Nah. He was Gayus Exclusivus.
That was just a rumor spread by Gluteus Obesus.
And boy, could he spread 'em!
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
05 Sep 2006 12:05:33 AM |
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In article <9cjnf29r9jmfj0vq7vh78ice2imo4snqlv@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sun, 03 Sep 2006 22:04:20 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-0831F6.22042003092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <h32lf2dbc0jb73i3mams7cp0jb37hlc81h@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sat, 02 Sep 2006 21:34:16 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-99096F.21341602092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <rgnif2pq91klg0jrmiahhp8m8u4hejoqgn@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 23:04:30 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-6C70D4.23043001092006@news.giganews.com>
In article <hf7gf2phknlp6tovvt12srf6lvpb4i824u@4ax.com>,
Michael Gray <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Thu, 31 Aug 2006 22:27:51 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <jhachmann-4F41CE.22275131082006@news.giganews.com>
In article <qetef251hqdpbvvc33mmqbp3no4u845t2c@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://www.lockportjournal.com/local/gnnlocalnews_story_242231623.
htm
l
Published: August 30, 2006 11:16 pm
A vision of the Virgin Mary in Lockport
By Bill Wolcott
Niagara Gazette
LOCKPORT ?A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she
heard
the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of
God
in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
:
/end idiocy
Last week she was spotted in a restaurant in San Diego. For a 2000
year
old broad, she sure gets around.
That's how she got to be an umarried mother of a child who wasn't
her
partner's.
I'll say. The question is who was the daddy?
I thought evryone knew that:
Naughtius Maximus.
Or it could have been Penis Magnus.
Nah. He was Gayus Exclusivus.
That was just a rumor spread by Gluteus Obesus.
And boy, could he spread 'em!
The Grand Canyon.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
01 Sep 2006 12:34:58 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet stoney (stoney@the.net) made
the light shine upon us with this:
LOCKPORT - A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard the
voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of God in
the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
Antonia "Toni" Filipertis, 84,
Point,
a devout Catholic,
Counterpoint.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department.
Member: Intensional misspellingg club.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
01 Sep 2006 01:01:58 PM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet stoney (stoney@the.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
LOCKPORT - A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard
the voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of
God in the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
Antonia "Toni" Filipertis, 84,
Point,
a devout Catholic,
Counterpoint.
If I was the Virgin Mary, I'd show myself to Protestants in an attempt to
make converts.
Since Islam talks about "Me" more, I'd talk it up with a few of them also.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: Oh for crying out loud. More Christian Assininity! |
01 Sep 2006 06:49:51 PM |
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On Fri, 01 Sep 2006 18:01:58 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
- Refer: <qA_Jg.7354$q63.2566@newssvr13.news.prodigy.com>
Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet stoney (stoney@the.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:
LOCKPORT - A Harvey Street woman claimed on Wednesday that she heard
the voice of the Virgin Mary and has seen visions of the Mother of
God in the trimmed branches of a maple tree in front of her house.
Antonia "Toni" Filipertis, 84,
Point,
a devout Catholic,
Counterpoint.
If I was the Virgin Mary, I'd show myself to Protestants in an attempt to
make converts.
Since Islam talks about "Me" more, I'd talk it up with a few of them also.
Yep, she's a virgin alright!
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