Oh, Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken "Dr" Jason Gastrich?



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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass"
Date: 25 Jan 2005 05:15:27 AM
Object: Oh, Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken "Dr" Jason Gastrich?
So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.
Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").
So here is the rule: you get a point for anyone below who converts to
Christianity and I get a point for anyone who doe not convert to
Christianity AND publically writes on usenet "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego". The one with more points is declared the more powerful
God.
Current score: Baal 8: Jesus 0
Don Kresch
Denis Loubet "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
towelie- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Yang- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
David D.
Christopher A. Lee
Robinnikoff- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Stoney
Mike Painter- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Mark K. Bilbo- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
johac- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Fred Stone
Ken Shaw
lizzard woman- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Harry F. Leopold
Vic Sagerquist- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Jason Harvestdancer
Daniel Kolle- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Enkidu- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka
aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1372 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
.

User: "David D."

Title: Re: Oh, Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken "Dr" Jason Gastrich? 25 Jan 2005 05:59:08 AM
Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:

So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.

Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").

So here is the rule: you get a point for anyone below who converts to
Christianity and I get a point for anyone who doe not convert to
Christianity AND publically writes on usenet "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego". The one with more points is declared the more powerful
God.


Current score: Baal 8: Jesus 0

Your tally is at least one short since I said "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego" in a previous but related thread.
.
User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass"

Title: Re: Oh, Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken "Dr" Jason Gastrich? 25 Jan 2005 06:34:15 AM
On 24 Jan 2005 21:59:08 -0800, "David D." <daycd@hotmail.com> wrote:


Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:

So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.

Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").

So here is the rule: you get a point for anyone below who converts to
Christianity and I get a point for anyone who doe not convert to
Christianity AND publically writes on usenet "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego". The one with more points is declared the more powerful
God.


Current score: Baal 8: Jesus 0



Your tally is at least one short since I said "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego" in a previous but related thread.

Duly noted
Current score: Baal 12: Jesus 0
Don Kresch
Denis Loubet "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
towelie- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Yang- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
David D.- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Christopher A. Lee
Robinnikoff- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Stoney
Mike Painter- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Mark K. Bilbo- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
johac- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Fred Stone
Ken Shaw
lizzard woman- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Harry F. Leopold
Vic Sagerquist- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Jason Harvestdancer
Daniel Kolle- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
Enkidu- "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego"
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka
aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1372 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
.
User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: Oh, Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken "Dr" Jason Gastrich? 25 Jan 2005 04:02:22 PM
on 24 Jan 2005 in alt.atheism, Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine
Snorting ***** dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:


Current score: Baal 12: Jesus 0

In baseball this is known as a laugher.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
.
User: "George Peatty"

Title: Re: Oh, Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken "Dr" Jason Gastrich? 25 Jan 2005 07:04:15 PM
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 10:02:22 -0600, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com>
wrote:

Current score: Baal 12: Jesus 0

In baseball this is known as a laugher.

God bats *last* and the bottom of the ninth is still ahead ..
.
User: "Yang, AthD h.c, Kicking AWOLs Cocaine Snorting Ass"

Title: Re: Oh, Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken "Dr" Jason Gastrich? 26 Jan 2005 02:50:27 AM
On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 14:04:15 -0500, George Peatty
<pttyg47-1230@copper.net> wrote:

On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 10:02:22 -0600, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com>
wrote:

Current score: Baal 12: Jesus 0


In baseball this is known as a laugher.


God bats *last* and the bottom of the ninth is still ahead ..

Too bad Jesus' team has about three games to play in the season and 12
games out of first.
-----
Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec (aka
aka Yang's little poltregeist *****)
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.6 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: 12 million FEWER jobs than Clinton and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1379 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
.

User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: Oh, Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken "Dr" Jason Gastrich? 25 Jan 2005 08:12:48 PM
on 25 Jan 2005 in alt.atheism, George Peatty dropped trou, farted, whirled,
then shouted:

On Tue, 25 Jan 2005 10:02:22 -0600, Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com>
wrote:

Current score: Baal 12: Jesus 0


In baseball this is known as a laugher.


God bats *last* and the bottom of the ninth is still ahead ..




Ahh, yes, and Baal is tiring. If we bring Cthulhu in to relieve Baal, do
you think they'll bat for God?
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
.




User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: Oh, Jesus, Why Have You Forsaken "Dr" Jason Gastrich? 25 Jan 2005 06:02:17 AM
On 24 Jan 2005, David D. dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:


Yang, AthD (h.c), Kicking AWOL's Cocaine Snorting ***** wrote:

So Jason, let's see who is more powerful, Jesus or Baal.

Since you prayed to Jesus that the people below convert to
Christianity. I will now pray to Baal that the same peopel below will
NOT convert to Christianity (and to further show off the power of
Baal, will voluntarilly say "Baal can whoop JC's ***** in Stratego").

So here is the rule: you get a point for anyone below who converts to
Christianity and I get a point for anyone who doe not convert to
Christianity AND publically writes on usenet "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego". The one with more points is declared the more powerful
God.


Current score: Baal 8: Jesus 0



Your tally is at least one short since I said "Baal can whoop JC's *****
in Stratego" in a previous but related thread.

Besides, the score seems to be 11-0 now.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
--------
Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
.



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