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User: "JTEM"
Date: 20 Nov 2004 03:46:42 AM
Object: Okay: Vomit!
Came across this:
"Kikee" <kikee@aol.com> wrote
There is a purple ribbon project that was started in the heavens and desert
storm that is becoming highly commendable. Trees and churches are being
decorated with these purple ribbons. The purple ribbons represent the return
of
Jesus in the clouds and not on land! The second advent of Christ will be the
most wonderful event the world has ever experienced. Light a Jesus candle at
dusk and place the candle on top of a mountain, and leave the candle lit
until
it burns out. The lit Jesus candle warns about false prophets and represents
Jesus' horrible death and glorious return.
There is a spiritual wickedness of extremely high intelligence that has
plagued
the world throughout history and continues strong today. This wickedness is
so
intense, devastating and destructive, inflicting as much torment and anguish
imaginable upon innocent and defenseless life. This wickedness is
responsible
for much of the evil that abides in our world, such as the Oklahoma City
Bombing (resulting in the deaths of innocent children), and the destruction
of
the Twin Towers (resulting in thousands of innocent people being murdered).
Here is a link to the names of specific demons that must be defeated:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_specific_demons_and_types_of_demons.
Below, I have included knowledge of the wicked Pagan God's and Goddesses
that
must be defeated.
THE EGG IS A SACRED SYMBOL OF ASTARTE, REPRESENTING FECUNDITY, NEW LIFE AND
THE
POWERS OF THE PAGAN LURE. The Ásatrú is "belief in the Gods" in Old Norse,
the
language of ancient Scandinavia in which so much of our source material was
written. The Ásatrú believe in an underlying, all-pervading divine energy or
essence which is generally hidden from us, and which is beyond our immediate
understanding. They further believe that this spiritual reality is
interdependent with us - that we affect it, and it affects us. The Ásatrú
believe that this underlying divinity expresses itself to us in the forms of
the Gods and Goddesses. Tlazolteotl is the Aztec goddess of fertility and
sex.
Qadesh was Middle-Eastern goddess of sacred ecstasy and sexual pleasure,
adopted in the New Kingdom by the Egyptians into a triad with the gods Min
and
Reshep. The Seven Sisters are a cluster of seven individually named stars
that
are sacred to the Pagan Goddess lore.
.

User: "Raptor514"

Title: Re: Vomit! 20 Nov 2004 09:49:13 AM
<snippety>
One thing to be said about such mental games--it sure must make one's life
interesting.
Full of manure yes, but still, interesting.
Raptor514
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: Vomit! 20 Nov 2004 06:26:34 AM
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:dISdnVDtUq51jQLcRVn-og@comcast.com...


Came across this:


"Kikee" <kikee@aol.com> wrote

There is a purple ribbon project that was started in the heavens and
desert
storm that is becoming highly commendable. Trees and churches are being
decorated with these purple ribbons. The purple ribbons represent the
return
of
Jesus in the clouds and not on land! The second advent of Christ will be
the
most wonderful event the world has ever experienced. Light a Jesus candle
at
dusk and place the candle on top of a mountain, and leave the candle lit
until
it burns out. The lit Jesus candle warns about false prophets and
represents
Jesus' horrible death and glorious return.

Cheese n' rice! What a crock of horse manure! Blech! :P
--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "JTEM"

Title: Re: Vomit! 21 Nov 2004 09:03:05 PM
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote

There is a purple ribbon project that was started in the
heavens and desert storm that is becoming highly
commendable. Trees and churches are being decorated
with these purple ribbons. The purple ribbons represent
the return of Jesus in the clouds and not on land! [...]

Cheese n' rice! What a crock of horse manure! Blech! :P

Horse manure has its uses.
Compare & contrast.
.

User: "Raptor514"

Title: Re: Vomit! 20 Nov 2004 09:48:12 AM
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:308rfpF2sc2i6U1@uni-berlin.de...


"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:dISdnVDtUq51jQLcRVn-og@comcast.com...


Came across this:


"Kikee" <kikee@aol.com> wrote

There is a purple ribbon project that was started in the heavens and
desert
storm that is becoming highly commendable. Trees and churches are being
decorated with these purple ribbons. The purple ribbons represent the
return
of
Jesus in the clouds and not on land! The second advent of Christ will be
the
most wonderful event the world has ever experienced. Light a Jesus

candle

at
dusk and place the candle on top of a mountain, and leave the candle lit
until
it burns out. The lit Jesus candle warns about false prophets and
represents
Jesus' horrible death and glorious return.


Cheese n' rice! What a crock of horse manure! Blech! :P

Or, as Shakespeare had Iago say "Goats and donkeys!"
Raptor514

--
---------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557


.


User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 24 Nov 2004 01:26:28 PM
JTEM wrote:
< snip >

The second advent of Christ will be the
most wonderful event the world has ever experienced.

I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".
< snip >
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism, aa 1347
.
User: "JTEM"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 24 Nov 2004 02:40:42 PM
"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote

I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".

That's because you're not going to be raptured up to Heaven
before all those nasty sinners get what's coming to them.
The secret is that you've got to declare yourself "Saved," or
"Born again" or whatever. Then God has to rapture you up,
along with Jerry Falwell and the abortion clinic bombers.
.
User: "Kermit"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 25 Nov 2004 05:01:39 AM
"JTEM" <gymraven@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<CqGdnZ96baOzbTncRVn-sg@comcast.com>...

"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote

I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".


That's because you're not going to be raptured up to Heaven
before all those nasty sinners get what's coming to them.

The secret is that you've got to declare yourself "Saved," or
"Born again" or whatever. Then God has to rapture you up,
along with Jerry Falwell and the abortion clinic bombers.

I'd rather my tongue disintegrated.
Kermit
.

User: "Rev. Karl E. Taylor"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 24 Nov 2004 06:06:07 PM
JTEM wrote:

"Tukla Ratte" <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote


I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".



That's because you're not going to be raptured up to Heaven
before all those nasty sinners get what's coming to them.

The secret is that you've got to declare yourself "Saved," or
"Born again" or whatever. Then God has to rapture you up,
along with Jerry Falwell and the abortion clinic bombers.




Like Tukla said, nothing wonderful.
--
There are none more ignorant and useless,
than they that seek answers on their knees,
with their eyes closed.
____________________________________________________________________
Rev. Karl E. Taylor

A.A #1143 PLONKED by Bob
Apostle of Dr. Lao EAC: Virgin Conversion Unit Director
____________________________________________________________________
.


User: "Teresita"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 26 Nov 2004 06:54:59 PM
On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 13:26:28 -0600, Tukla Ratte
<tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:

I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".

Nothing in the liberation of Iraq sounded wonderful to the ruling
Baathists either. Same principle here.
--
Teresita aka Ruby Redinger
http://web.newsguy.com/rubyred
.
User: "maff"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 27 Nov 2004 06:10:31 AM
Teresita <teresita@dataway.com> wrote in message news:<v1kfq0ho9s4fn85fbsps01u8obu81vdq47@4ax.com>...

On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 13:26:28 -0600, Tukla Ratte
<tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:

I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".


Nothing in the liberation of Iraq sounded wonderful to the ruling
Baathists either. Same principle here.

That's good. We can liberate Vatican from the fascist clique there.
.

User: "wbarwell"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 27 Nov 2004 04:43:36 AM
Teresita wrote:

On Wed, 24 Nov 2004 13:26:28 -0600, Tukla Ratte
<tukla_ratte@tukla.net> wrote:

I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".


Nothing in the liberation of Iraq sounded wonderful to the ruling
Baathists either. Same principle here.

Th eproblem with revelation is it was a flop.
Jesus told us he'd preside over the end of the earth and judgment day
itself, Matthew 16;27-8, Matthew 24 -5 Luke 21, Mark 13,
The earth would end soon (Matthew 24;3) and he'd reward all
men according to their acts (Mark 16:27-8) he'd sit on his throne,
"the King", gather the nations before him and sort the sheep and goats,
good to have eternal life, bad to have eternal torment.
The sun and moon would fail, stars fall from the heaven and he'd descnd
from heaven to do all this.
When? In "this generation" (Matt 24:30, Mark 13, Luke 21)
in the lifetime of "Some standing here" (Matthw 16:27-8 Mark ),
in the lifetime of the high priest at Jerusalem (Matthew 4:30, 26:64).
The end of the world and judgement day did not happen some 1930
years ago as prophecied. Not in the life span of the High priest as
specifically said by Jesus.
Thus, Revelations is also taken down by the simple facts
that it did not occur in the timespan Jesus repeatedly
is quoted as telling all who'd listen to him.
Like all those promises of great miracle working abilities,
the bible contains errors, nonsense and bad prophecies.
All which prove its childish nonsense to anybody with a sense of
rationality.
--
Kerry - two medals a silver and bronze star.
Bush? Well they don't give medals
for going AWOL, missing your medical and
getting grounded or falling off of a bar stool.
Kerry - a hero, Bush - a zero
Cheerful Charlie
.


User: "Elf M. Sternberg"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 24 Nov 2004 02:16:07 PM
Tukla Ratte <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> writes:

JTEM wrote:

The second advent of Christ will be the
most wonderful event the world has ever experienced.

I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".

"Men and women, soldiers and horses seemed to explode where they
stood. It was as if the very words of the Lord had superheated their
blood, causing it to burst through their veins and skin. Even as they
struggled, their own flesh dissolved, their eyes melted and their
tongues disintegrated."
-- from _Glorious Appearing_, by Tim LaHaye & Jerry Jenkins.
Elf
.
User: "Enkidu"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 25 Nov 2004 02:28:48 PM
"Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com> wrote in
news:87653vuho8.fsf@drizzle.com:

Tukla Ratte <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> writes:

JTEM wrote:


The second advent of Christ will be the
most wonderful event the world has ever experienced.


I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".


"Men and women, soldiers and horses seemed to explode where they
stood. It was as if the very words of the Lord had superheated their
blood, causing it to burst through their veins and skin. Even as they
struggled, their own flesh dissolved, their eyes melted and their
tongues disintegrated."
-- from _Glorious Appearing_, by Tim LaHaye & Jerry Jenkins.

Elf


And this is the ultimate good, the work of an all loving, all powerful
God? No, thanks. I'll just have a beer.
--
Enkidu
"Yee-Ha" is not a foreign policy.
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 25 Nov 2004 01:29:22 AM
In article <87653vuho8.fsf@drizzle.com>,
"Elf M. Sternberg" <elf@drizzle.com> wrote:

Tukla Ratte <tukla_ratte@tukla.net> writes:

JTEM wrote:


The second advent of Christ will be the
most wonderful event the world has ever experienced.


I've read Revelation, and nothing in it sounded "wonderful".


"Men and women, soldiers and horses seemed to explode where they
stood. It was as if the very words of the Lord had superheated their
blood, causing it to burst through their veins and skin. Even as they
struggled, their own flesh dissolved, their eyes melted and their
tongues disintegrated."
-- from _Glorious Appearing_, by Tim LaHaye & Jerry Jenkins.

How wonderful. :-p


Elf

--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Which raises the question: Can a people that believes more fervently
in theVirgin Birth than in evolution still be called an Enlightened
nation?-Garry Wills, New York Times 11/04/04
.



User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 20 Nov 2004 08:50:16 PM
On 20 Nov 2004, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

There is a purple ribbon project that was started in the heavens and
desert storm that is becoming highly commendable. Trees and churches
are being decorated with these purple ribbons. The purple ribbons
represent the return of
Jesus in the clouds and not on land! The second advent of Christ will
be the most wonderful event the world has ever experienced. Light a
Jesus candle at dusk and place the candle on top of a mountain, and
leave the candle lit until
it burns out. The lit Jesus candle warns about false prophets and
represents Jesus' horrible death and glorious return.

Oh crap, here it comes. Excuse me...
Dang, what a mess.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
.
User: "Enkidu"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 21 Nov 2004 04:02:51 PM
Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns95A7BFDAE1330vicman@204.127.204.17:

On 20 Nov 2004, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

There is a purple ribbon project that was started in the heavens and
desert storm that is becoming highly commendable. Trees and churches
are being decorated with these purple ribbons. The purple ribbons
represent the return of
Jesus in the clouds and not on land! The second advent of Christ will
be the most wonderful event the world has ever experienced. Light a
Jesus candle at dusk and place the candle on top of a mountain, and
leave the candle lit until
it burns out. The lit Jesus candle warns about false prophets and
represents Jesus' horrible death and glorious return.


Oh crap, here it comes. Excuse me...

Dang, what a mess.

Did you spew on your Jesus candle? Did it go out?
--
Enkidu
"Yee-Ha" is not a foreign policy.
.
User: "Vic Sagerquist"

Title: Re: Okay: Vomit! 23 Nov 2004 02:29:48 PM
on 21 Nov 2004 in alt.atheism, Enkidu dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:

Vic Sagerquist <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns95A7BFDAE1330vicman@204.127.204.17:

On 20 Nov 2004, JTEM dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:

There is a purple ribbon project that was started in the heavens and
desert storm that is becoming highly commendable. Trees and churches
are being decorated with these purple ribbons. The purple ribbons
represent the return of
Jesus in the clouds and not on land! The second advent of Christ will
be the most wonderful event the world has ever experienced. Light a
Jesus candle at dusk and place the candle on top of a mountain, and
leave the candle lit until
it burns out. The lit Jesus candle warns about false prophets and
represents Jesus' horrible death and glorious return.


Oh crap, here it comes. Excuse me...

Dang, what a mess.


Did you spew on your Jesus candle? Did it go out?

Crap. I forgot to light it.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
.



User: "towelie"

Title: Re: Vomit! 20 Nov 2004 04:00:42 AM
TV's JTEM wrote:

Came across this:


"Kikee" <kikee@aol.com> wrote

There is a purple ribbon project that was started in the heavens and
desert storm that is becoming highly commendable. Trees and churches
are being decorated with these purple ribbons. The purple ribbons
represent the return of
Jesus in the clouds and not on land! The second advent of Christ will
be the most wonderful event the world has ever experienced. Light a
Jesus candle at dusk and place the candle on top of a mountain, and
leave the candle lit until
it burns out. The lit Jesus candle warns about false prophets and
represents Jesus' horrible death and glorious return.

There is a spiritual wickedness of extremely high intelligence that
has plagued
the world throughout history and continues strong today. This
wickedness is so
intense, devastating and destructive, inflicting as much torment and
anguish imaginable upon innocent and defenseless life. This
wickedness is responsible
for much of the evil that abides in our world, such as the Oklahoma
City Bombing (resulting in the deaths of innocent children), and the
destruction of
the Twin Towers (resulting in thousands of innocent people being
murdered). Here is a link to the names of specific demons that must
be defeated:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/list_of_specific_demons_and_types_of_demons.
Below, I have included knowledge of the wicked Pagan God's and
Goddesses that
must be defeated.

THE EGG IS A SACRED SYMBOL OF ASTARTE, REPRESENTING FECUNDITY, NEW
LIFE AND THE
POWERS OF THE PAGAN LURE. The Ásatrú is "belief in the Gods" in Old
Norse, the
language of ancient Scandinavia in which so much of our source
material was written. The Ásatrú believe in an underlying,
all-pervading divine energy or essence which is generally hidden from
us, and which is beyond our immediate understanding. They further
believe that this spiritual reality is interdependent with us - that
we affect it, and it affects us. The Ásatrú believe that this
underlying divinity expresses itself to us in the forms of the Gods
and Goddesses. Tlazolteotl is the Aztec goddess of fertility and sex.
Qadesh was Middle-Eastern goddess of sacred ecstasy and sexual
pleasure, adopted in the New Kingdom by the Egyptians into a triad
with the gods Min and
Reshep. The Seven Sisters are a cluster of seven individually named
stars that
are sacred to the Pagan Goddess lore.

Talk about two completely different subjects, one just as kooky as the
other.
--
"Them white boys had me on crystal meth" - some crackhead in GTA:SA
aa #2133
ap #19
.


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