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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "The Magnificent Bastard"
Date: 31 Mar 2005 06:09:16 PM
Object: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay
Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.
Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -
http://tinyurl.com/55r99
--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.

User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 06:14:20 PM
"The Magnificent *****" <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cb606d2c36cf3898a2ef@news.alt.net...

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99

Veeeeeery funny :P
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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User: "Roy Smith"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 06:18:53 PM
In article <MPG.1cb606d2c36cf3898a2ef@news.alt.net>,
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99

A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to
http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif
My guess is it's porn or some such. The last time I was foolish
enough to fall for something like this, I was rewarded with an image I
would have rather not seen. Click on it at your own risk.
The random assortment of newsgroups it was posted to should be a good
hint too.
.
User: "The other Donald"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 07:04:56 PM
"Roy Smith" <roy@panix.com> wrote in message
news:d2heud$jno$1@panix2.panix.com...

In article <MPG.1cb606d2c36cf3898a2ef@news.alt.net>,
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99


A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such. The last time I was foolish
enough to fall for something like this, I was rewarded with an image I
would have rather not seen. Click on it at your own risk.

The random assortment of newsgroups it was posted to should be a good
hint too.

The pattern of NG's is very similar to those of a troller in 'alt.abortion'
known as "Save Us."
--
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
.
User: "The Magnificent Bastard"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 08:00:41 PM
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:04:56 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, The other Donald
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


"Roy Smith" <roy@panix.com> wrote in message
news:d2heud$jno$1@panix2.panix.com...

In article <MPG.1cb606d2c36cf3898a2ef@news.alt.net>,
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99


A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such. The last time I was foolish
enough to fall for something like this, I was rewarded with an image I
would have rather not seen. Click on it at your own risk.

The random assortment of newsgroups it was posted to should be a good
hint too.


The pattern of NG's is very similar to those of a troller in 'alt.abortion'
known as "Save Us."

He must be a brilliant guy.



--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.
User: "The other Donald"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 08:47:16 PM
"The Magnificent *****" <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cb620f1380b5ca998a2f1@news.alt.net...

On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:04:56 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, The other Donald
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -



"Roy Smith" <roy@panix.com> wrote in message
news:d2heud$jno$1@panix2.panix.com...

In article <MPG.1cb606d2c36cf3898a2ef@news.alt.net>,
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for

some

of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4

more

days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99


A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such. The last time I was foolish
enough to fall for something like this, I was rewarded with an image I
would have rather not seen. Click on it at your own risk.

The random assortment of newsgroups it was posted to should be a good
hint too.


The pattern of NG's is very similar to those of a troller in

'alt.abortion'

known as "Save Us."


He must be a brilliant guy.

He is an unashamed dumbass. Is "SaveUs" one of your sockpuppets?
--
-Donald in Austin
AA #2104
Apatriot #22
Atheist FF/EMT
.....and ordained minister
Stork pin recipient: May 1, 2003 -Madelyn
.
User: "The Magnificent Bastard"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 08:57:16 PM
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 20:47:16 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, The other Donald
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


"The Magnificent *****" <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cb620f1380b5ca998a2f1@news.alt.net...

On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:04:56 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, The other Donald
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -



"Roy Smith" <roy@panix.com> wrote in message
news:d2heud$jno$1@panix2.panix.com...

In article <MPG.1cb606d2c36cf3898a2ef@news.alt.net>,
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for

some

of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4

more

days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99


A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such. The last time I was foolish
enough to fall for something like this, I was rewarded with an image I
would have rather not seen. Click on it at your own risk.

The random assortment of newsgroups it was posted to should be a good
hint too.


The pattern of NG's is very similar to those of a troller in

'alt.abortion'

known as "Save Us."


He must be a brilliant guy.


He is an unashamed dumbass. Is "SaveUs" one of your sockpuppets?

No, but he has applied for membership in my fan club before. I turned
him down due to violation of the "morals clause" that I enforce rather
vigourously.



--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.




User: "Elroy Willis"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 06:37:48 PM
(Roy Smith) wrote in alt.atheism

The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.
Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -
http://tinyurl.com/55r99

A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to
http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif
My guess is it's porn or some such. The last time I was foolish
enough to fall for something like this, I was rewarded with an image I
would have rather not seen. Click on it at your own risk.

It's a picture of Rambo in a pink Hawaii shirt. :)
--
Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
.

User: "Wavy G"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 07:03:58 PM
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Roy Smith" run.

In article <MPG.1cb606d2c36cf3898a2ef@news.alt.net>,
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99


A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such.

Really? Have you never seen a porn site before?

The last time I was foolish
enough to fall for something like this, I was rewarded with an image I
would have rather not seen. Click on it at your own risk.

The random assortment of newsgroups it was posted to should be a good
hint too.

.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 07:09:59 PM
"Wavy G" <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> wrote in message
news:r5io4119v7fucpifh89vihoo7oamfa32ba@4ax.com...

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Roy Smith" run.

In article <MPG.1cb606d2c36cf3898a2ef@news.alt.net>,
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99


A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such.


Really? Have you never seen a porn site before?

Did you know Sly did a porno movie in his younger days?
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.

User: "The Magnificent Bastard"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 08:01:43 PM
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 19:03:58 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Roy Smith" run.

In article <MPG.1cb606d2c36cf3898a2ef@news.alt.net>,
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99


A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such.


Really? Have you never seen a porn site before?

He probably still buys Hustler magazine at a truck stop.



The last time I was foolish
enough to fall for something like this, I was rewarded with an image I
would have rather not seen. Click on it at your own risk.

The random assortment of newsgroups it was posted to should be a good
hint too.



--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.

User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 01 Apr 2005 10:26:33 PM
Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> writes:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Roy Smith" run.

< snip >

A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such.


Really? Have you never seen a porn site before?

Thanks, Wavy. Your utter lack of reading comprehension skills is one of
the few constants in my life.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
aa1347, Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
.
User: "Wavy G"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 01 Apr 2005 11:12:55 PM
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Tukla Ratte" run.

Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> writes:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Roy Smith" run.


< snip >

A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such.


Really? Have you never seen a porn site before?


Thanks, Wavy. Your utter lack of reading comprehension skills is one of
the few constants in my life.

I see you're suffering from some sort of confusion, just as Roy was
before I sorted things out for him. Hmm? What's that? Oh, OK. I'll
try to catch you up to speed too.
Roy said he thought that the funny picture of Sylvester Stalone was
"porn or some such." I asked if he had never seen a porn website
before. (You see, porn usually involves nudity or sex)
Does this clear things up for you?
.
User: "The Magnificent Bastard"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 01 Apr 2005 11:57:55 PM
On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:12:55 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Tukla Ratte" run.

Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> writes:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Roy Smith" run.


< snip >

A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such.


Really? Have you never seen a porn site before?


Thanks, Wavy. Your utter lack of reading comprehension skills is one of
the few constants in my life.


I see you're suffering from some sort of confusion, just as Roy was
before I sorted things out for him. Hmm? What's that? Oh, OK. I'll
try to catch you up to speed too.

Roy said he thought that the funny picture of Sylvester Stalone was
"porn or some such." I asked if he had never seen a porn website
before. (You see, porn usually involves nudity or sex)

Does this clear things up for you?

I'm guessing that he's still confused.


--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.
User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 02:37:11 AM
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:12:55 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -

< snip >

Roy said he thought that the funny picture of Sylvester Stalone was
"porn or some such." I asked if he had never seen a porn website
before. (You see, porn usually involves nudity or sex)

Does this clear things up for you?


I'm guessing that he's still confused.

Well, it was nice of Wavy to show us *exactly* where his reading comprehension
failed. I'd explain it to him, but I have more productive things to do with
my time, like watch the seconds tick away on a clock all weekend.
Now, should I pick the clock with the black second hand or the red second
hand...?
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
aa1347, Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
.
User: "The Magnificent Bastard"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 05:13:58 AM
On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:37:11 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -

The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:12:55 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


< snip >

Roy said he thought that the funny picture of Sylvester Stalone was
"porn or some such." I asked if he had never seen a porn website
before. (You see, porn usually involves nudity or sex)

Does this clear things up for you?


I'm guessing that he's still confused.


Well, it was nice of Wavy to show us *exactly* where his reading comprehension
failed. I'd explain it to him, but I have more productive things to do with
my time, like watch the seconds tick away on a clock all weekend.

Now, should I pick the clock with the black second hand or the red second
hand...?

Admission of ownage duly noted.



--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.
User: "Wavy G"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 05:17:46 AM
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:37:11 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:12:55 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


< snip >

Roy said he thought that the funny picture of Sylvester Stalone was
"porn or some such." I asked if he had never seen a porn website
before. (You see, porn usually involves nudity or sex)

Does this clear things up for you?


I'm guessing that he's still confused.


Well, it was nice of Wavy to show us *exactly* where his reading comprehension
failed. I'd explain it to him, but I have more productive things to do with
my time, like watch the seconds tick away on a clock all weekend.

Now, should I pick the clock with the black second hand or the red second
hand...?


Admission of ownage duly noted.

Hmm? Which part does does this guy not understand?




.
User: "Matthew Fields"

Title: Re: OMG.......Office of Miniature Giants Auctioned on E-bay 02 Apr 2005 02:16:50 PM
In article <ogas419knhk35so3pihe7akbijqe5lmhui@4ax.com>,
Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> wrote:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.


Admission of ownage duly noted.


Hmm? Which part does does this guy not understand?

The Pigasus Awards came out, and Sylvia Browne easily won the category
for fooling the most people with the least effort. See
<http://www.randi.org/jr/040105capitalizing.html>.
--
Matthew H. Fields http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields
Music: Splendor in Sound
To be great, do things better and better. Don't wait for talent: no such thing.
Brights have a naturalistic world-view. http://www.the-brights.net/
.
User: "Wavy G"

Title: Re: OMG.......Office of Miniature Giants Auctioned on E-bay 02 Apr 2005 06:45:04 PM
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Matthew Fields" run.

In article <ogas419knhk35so3pihe7akbijqe5lmhui@4ax.com>,
Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> wrote:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.


Admission of ownage duly noted.


Hmm? Which part does does this guy not understand?


The Pigasus Awards came out, and Sylvia Browne easily won the category
for fooling the most people with the least effort. See
<http://www.randi.org/jr/040105capitalizing.html>.

Matthew Fields? Are you related to Strawberry? LOL?
.
User: "Matthew Fields"

Title: Re: OMG.......Office of Miniature Giants Auctioned on E-bay 02 Apr 2005 08:41:15 PM
In article <6qpt411ev25d26ml0a1mb3hcuerceaijm1@4ax.com>,
Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> wrote:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Matthew Fields" run.

In article <ogas419knhk35so3pihe7akbijqe5lmhui@4ax.com>,
Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> wrote:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.


Admission of ownage duly noted.


Hmm? Which part does does this guy not understand?


The Pigasus Awards came out, and Sylvia Browne easily won the category
for fooling the most people with the least effort. See
<http://www.randi.org/jr/040105capitalizing.html>.


Matthew Fields? Are you related to Strawberry? LOL?

Magnetic is a distant cousin.
--
Matthew H. Fields http://personal.www.umich.edu/~fields
Music: Splendor in Sound
To be great, do things better and better. Don't wait for talent: no such thing.
Brights have a naturalistic world-view. http://www.the-brights.net/
.



User: "The Magnificent Bastard"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 05:24:45 AM
On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 05:17:46 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:37:11 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:12:55 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


< snip >

Roy said he thought that the funny picture of Sylvester Stalone was
"porn or some such." I asked if he had never seen a porn website
before. (You see, porn usually involves nudity or sex)

Does this clear things up for you?


I'm guessing that he's still confused.


Well, it was nice of Wavy to show us *exactly* where his reading comprehension
failed. I'd explain it to him, but I have more productive things to do with
my time, like watch the seconds tick away on a clock all weekend.

Now, should I pick the clock with the black second hand or the red second
hand...?


Admission of ownage duly noted.


Hmm? Which part does does this guy not understand?

I'm pretty sure that he understands that you made him look stupid.
Other than that, it's hard to tell....








--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.
User: "Wavy G"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 05:32:10 AM
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 05:17:46 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:37:11 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:12:55 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


< snip >

Roy said he thought that the funny picture of Sylvester Stalone was
"porn or some such." I asked if he had never seen a porn website
before. (You see, porn usually involves nudity or sex)

Does this clear things up for you?


I'm guessing that he's still confused.


Well, it was nice of Wavy to show us *exactly* where his reading comprehension
failed. I'd explain it to him, but I have more productive things to do with
my time, like watch the seconds tick away on a clock all weekend.

Now, should I pick the clock with the black second hand or the red second
hand...?


Admission of ownage duly noted.


Hmm? Which part does does this guy not understand?


I'm pretty sure that he understands that you made him look stupid.
Other than that, it's hard to tell....

Haha! Yeah. High-five, sister!








.
User: "The Magnificent Bastard"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 06:04:22 AM
On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 05:32:10 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 05:17:46 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:37:11 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 23:12:55 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


< snip >

Roy said he thought that the funny picture of Sylvester Stalone was
"porn or some such." I asked if he had never seen a porn website
before. (You see, porn usually involves nudity or sex)

Does this clear things up for you?


I'm guessing that he's still confused.


Well, it was nice of Wavy to show us *exactly* where his reading comprehension
failed. I'd explain it to him, but I have more productive things to do with
my time, like watch the seconds tick away on a clock all weekend.

Now, should I pick the clock with the black second hand or the red second
hand...?


Admission of ownage duly noted.


Hmm? Which part does does this guy not understand?


I'm pretty sure that he understands that you made him look stupid.
Other than that, it's hard to tell....


Haha! Yeah. High-five, sister!

Rock on.












--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.

User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 03 Apr 2005 12:18:24 AM
Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> writes:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 05:17:46 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:37:11 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -

< snip >

Well, it was nice of Wavy to show us *exactly* where his reading comprehension
failed. I'd explain it to him, but I have more productive things to do with
my time, like watch the seconds tick away on a clock all weekend.

Now, should I pick the clock with the black second hand or the red second
hand...?


Admission of ownage duly noted.


Hmm? Which part does does this guy not understand?


I'm pretty sure that he understands that you made him look stupid.
Other than that, it's hard to tell....


Haha! Yeah. High-five, sister!

Ha ha! I get it! The biggest idiot wins!
Ah, well. I concede to Wavy and the *****. <salutes>
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
aa1347, Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
.
User: "Wavy G"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 03 Apr 2005 04:36:00 AM
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Tukla Ratte" run.

Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> writes:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Sat, 02 Apr 2005 05:17:46 GMT, in alt.tv.real-world, Wavy G rubs the
lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this
whenever it's told -


Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:37:11 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


< snip >

Well, it was nice of Wavy to show us *exactly* where his reading comprehension
failed. I'd explain it to him, but I have more productive things to do with
my time, like watch the seconds tick away on a clock all weekend.

Now, should I pick the clock with the black second hand or the red second
hand...?


Admission of ownage duly noted.


Hmm? Which part does does this guy not understand?


I'm pretty sure that he understands that you made him look stupid.
Other than that, it's hard to tell....


Haha! Yeah. High-five, sister!


Ha ha! I get it! The biggest idiot wins!

Ah, well. I concede to Wavy and the *****. <salutes>

Give me my prize, *****.
.









User: "The Magnificent Bastard"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 01 Apr 2005 11:08:56 PM
On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:26:33 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -

Wavy G <Wavyg@Imsexy.com> writes:

Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "Roy Smith" run.


< snip >

A couple of minutes with some (non-graphical) HTTP tools shows that
this will redirect you to

http://www.users.on.net/~doufas/owned/stallown-1-.gif

My guess is it's porn or some such.


Really? Have you never seen a porn site before?


Thanks, Wavy. Your utter lack of reading comprehension skills is one of
the few constants in my life.

His spelling is usually pretty bad too, isn't it?



--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.
User: "Tukla Ratte"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 02:29:48 AM
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:26:33 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -

< snip >

Thanks, Wavy. Your utter lack of reading comprehension skills is one of
the few constants in my life.


His spelling is usually pretty bad too, isn't it?

Oh, absolutely. It's like icing on the cake that is his cluelessness.
--
Tukla, Eater of Theists, Squeaker of Chew Toys
aa1347, Official Mascot of Alt.Atheism
.
User: "The Magnificent Bastard"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 02:34:54 AM
On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:29:48 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -

The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:26:33 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


< snip >

Thanks, Wavy. Your utter lack of reading comprehension skills is one of
the few constants in my life.


His spelling is usually pretty bad too, isn't it?


Oh, absolutely. It's like icing on the cake that is his cluelessness.

Are you trying to say that he's too clueless to even know how to bake a
cake?



--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ©
http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com
.
User: "Wavy G"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 05:42:07 AM
Eastbound and down, loaded up and truckin', we're gonna do what they say
can't be done. We got a long way to go, and a short time to get there.
I'm eastbound, just watch ol' "The Magnificent *****" run.

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:29:48 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:26:33 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


< snip >

Thanks, Wavy. Your utter lack of reading comprehension skills is one of
the few constants in my life.


His spelling is usually pretty bad too, isn't it?


Oh, absolutely. It's like icing on the cake that is his cluelessness.

*sniff* I miss Russell B.

Are you trying to say that he's too clueless to even know how to bake a
cake?



.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 03 Apr 2005 06:11:02 AM
On Fri, 1 Apr 2005 21:34:54 -0500, The Magnificent *****
<magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:29:48 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:26:33 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


< snip >

Thanks, Wavy. Your utter lack of reading comprehension skills is one of
the few constants in my life.


His spelling is usually pretty bad too, isn't it?


Oh, absolutely. It's like icing on the cake that is his cluelessness.


Are you trying to say that he's too clueless to even know how to bake a
cake?

It's too clueless to breathe unassisted.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.

User: "Raspberry Beret"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 02 Apr 2005 05:25:17 AM
The Magnificent ***** wrote:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 20:29:48 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla Ratte
rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again. It does
this whenever it's told -


The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> writes:

On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 16:26:33 -0600, in alt.tv.real-world, Tukla
Ratte rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.
It does this whenever it's told -


< snip >

Thanks, Wavy. Your utter lack of reading comprehension skills is
one of the few constants in my life.


His spelling is usually pretty bad too, isn't it?


Oh, absolutely. It's like icing on the cake that is his
cluelessness.


Are you trying to say that he's too clueless to even know how to bake
a cake?

What do you mean?!
.







User: "John Doe"

Title: Re: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay 31 Mar 2005 06:36:23 PM
Off-topic Spam cross posted to six groups.
The Magnificent ***** <magnif_bastard@hotmail.com> wrote:

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Subject: OMG.........Terri Shiavo's Feeding Tube Being Auctioned on eBay
Date: Thu, 31 Mar 2005 13:09:16 -0500
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Sad to see that they are trying to profit from her death in this
distasteful way. I'm guessing that the proceeds will go to pay for some
of the legal bills that were racked up over the last 7 years.

Here's a link to the auction, it's over $250K right now and has 4 more
days to go -

http://tinyurl.com/55r99


--
Magnificent ***** Productions 2005 ¸

http://www.magnificentbastardproductions.com


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