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"Truth Hunter" |
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27 Aug 2005 07:49:00 PM |
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ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
ONE GOD OR TWO ?
While on the Cross Jesus said, "Forgive them Father they know not
what they do." To whom was he speaking? Christians say, "God." But
I thought he was God. How can God speak to God if there is only one
god?
That's two gods
There is only one God, right? So if Jesus was God (as many Christians
claim), then was he talking to himself on the cross? Was he, perhaps, a
bit loopy after being beaten and tortured?
Since Jesus is God he sould have been able to forgiven them himself
rather than ask his father for it.
http://www.jewsforjudaism.org
Bumper Sticker
DIVINE INSANITY
God killed himself on the cross to save his own creation fro=ADm his own
wrath!(Author unknown)
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| User: "Andy" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
30 Aug 2005 11:14:42 AM |
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"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
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On 27 Aug 2005 19:31:36 -0700, "666" <taphin@ntu.edu.sg> wrote:
There is only ONE GOD - GOD is Jesus is Holy Spirit!
Is that holy spirit 100 proof?
Did you see a spirit just 100 proof you bonehead ? Real spirit is almost
200 proof, ask any bartender. 100 proof alcohol is a just 50% alcohol
drink."Proof"s you count twice like alcohol percentage. Capisci ?
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| User: "V S Rawat" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
30 Aug 2005 02:49:39 PM |
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On 8/30/05 9:44 PM India Time, _Andy_ wrote:
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
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On 27 Aug 2005 19:31:36 -0700, "666" <taphin@ntu.edu.sg> wrote:
There is only ONE GOD - GOD is Jesus is Holy Spirit!
Is that holy spirit 100 proof?
Did you see a spirit just 100 proof you bonehead ? Real spirit is almost
200 proof, ask any bartender. 100 proof alcohol is a just 50% alcohol
drink."Proof"s you count twice like alcohol percentage. Capisci ?
Is holy spirit taken neat by father and son?
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
31 Aug 2005 07:12:59 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:14:42 -0400, "Andy" <Andy@invalid.com> wrote:
"Michael Gray" <fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in message
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On 27 Aug 2005 19:31:36 -0700, "666" <taphin@ntu.edu.sg> wrote:
There is only ONE GOD - GOD is Jesus is Holy Spirit!
Is that holy spirit 100 proof?
Did you see a spirit just 100 proof you bonehead ? Real spirit is almost
200 proof, ask any bartender. 100 proof alcohol is a just 50% alcohol
drink."Proof"s you count twice like alcohol percentage. Capisci ?
"bonehead"?!
1) The "Proof=50% ABV" rule is an artificial USA invention.
We don't use it here.
It the UK, and it was laid down by an Act of Parliament in 1816
that "a quantity of 100% proof liquor would have the same weight as
12/13 ths of the same volume of pure water at 51°F.
2) "Today Whiskey and especially Scottish Whisky are bottled in the
following strengths:
"80, 86, 92, 101, 114
(http://www.thewhiskystore.de/beginner/mischung.htm)
And have a gander at the "proofs" of fine Scotch Whiskys:
http://www.dcs.ed.ac.uk/home/jhb/whisky/malts.html
And don't go telling me that they are not "spirits", or that the Scots
don't know how to measure "proof".
I've been "educated" by an ignorant arrogant offensive Amerocentric,
who advises me to source my scientific reference material from "any
bartender"!
(I guess that should come as no surprise to me, with so many Christian
newsgroups in your header.)
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| User: "Jos Flachs - skip the aa" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
28 Aug 2005 07:05:26 PM |
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On 27 Aug 2005 19:31:36 -0700, "666" <taphin@ntu.edu.sg> wrote:
There is only ONE GOD - GOD is Jesus is Holy Spirit!
So on the cross he was speaking to himself?
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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27 Aug 2005 09:45:59 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet 666 (taphin@ntu.edu.sg) made
the light shine upon us with this:
There is only ONE GOD - GOD is Jesus is Holy Spirit!
A three-headed monster?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
28 Aug 2005 01:08:04 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet 666 (taphin@ntu.edu.sg) made
the light shine upon us with this:
There is only ONE GOD - GOD is Jesus is Holy Spirit!
A three-headed monster?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
Actually he was originally called Lugh, the three-headed Celtic God.
His image is enshrined in the shamrock ( trefoil), three leaves on one
stem.
B C.
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| User: "AcesLucky" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
27 Aug 2005 08:18:52 PM |
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Truth Hunter wrote:
ONE GOD OR TWO ?
Three. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
While on the Cross Jesus said, "Forgive them Father they know not
what they do." To whom was he speaking? Christians say, "God." But
I thought he was God. How can God speak to God if there is only one
god?
That's two gods
There is only one God, right? So if Jesus was God (as many Christians
claim), then was he talking to himself on the cross? Was he, perhaps, a
bit loopy after being beaten and tortured?
Since Jesus is God he sould have been able to forgiven them himself
rather than ask his father for it.
http://www.jewsforjudaism.org
Bumper Sticker
DIVINE INSANITY
God killed himself on the cross to save his own creation froÂm his own
wrath!(Author unknown)
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| User: "Greywolf" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
27 Aug 2005 09:04:15 PM |
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"AcesLucky" <AcesLucky@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:1i8Qe.50923$Ji4.19019@fed1read03...
Truth Hunter wrote:
ONE GOD OR TWO ?
Three. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
While on the Cross Jesus said, "Forgive them Father they know not
what they do." To whom was he speaking? Christians say, "God." But
I thought he was God. How can God speak to God if there is only one
god?
That's two gods
There is only one God, right? So if Jesus was God (as many Christians
claim), then was he talking to himself on the cross? Was he, perhaps, a
bit loopy after being beaten and tortured?
Since Jesus is God he sould have been able to forgiven them himself
rather than ask his father for it.
http://www.jewsforjudaism.org
Bumper Sticker
DIVINE INSANITY
God killed himself on the cross to save his own creation from his own
wrath!(Author unknown)
Now *you* realize just how silly the idea of Jesus talking to himself (God)
on the cross
truly is. When he says, 'My God, my God, Why hast thou forsaken me?' it only
compounds
the problem But you see, religionists don't have a problem with any of this
because they
*want* to believe Jesus was God. Who cares about any incongruities here?
It's religion.
People who do not see any problems with any of this aren't looking for the
truth about Jesus
and his 'ministry.' They've chosen to put their brain on hold, and resent
atheists and the like
who they feel are trying to 'burst their bubble.' They are goofy. Seriously
goofy in this
regard. But not many people are going to change their point of view simply
because of the
'problem' you've raised.They're simply going to ignore you, me, or anyone
else who points
out the flaws of their faith. They're mindless zombies when it comes to
religion. And that's just
the way they like it. They can't defend their position and are not even
going to try to. They're
perfectly happy believing in the irrational. They believe that Jesus
actually walked on water
and raised people from the dead, for Pete's sakes. If they can believe
*that*, they are not
going to have a problem believing that Jesus-God talks to, and questions
himself, as he's a
dying. (How can God die, by the by?) That's, 'No problemo,' for his Godness.
Greywolf
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| User: "AcesLucky" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
27 Aug 2005 10:54:17 PM |
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Greywolf wrote:
"AcesLucky" <AcesLucky@netscape.net> wrote in message
news:1i8Qe.50923$Ji4.19019@fed1read03...
Truth Hunter wrote:
ONE GOD OR TWO ?
Three. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
While on the Cross Jesus said, "Forgive them Father they know not
what they do." To whom was he speaking? Christians say, "God." But
I thought he was God. How can God speak to God if there is only one
god?
That's two gods
There is only one God, right? So if Jesus was God (as many Christians
claim), then was he talking to himself on the cross? Was he, perhaps, a
bit loopy after being beaten and tortured?
Since Jesus is God he sould have been able to forgiven them himself
rather than ask his father for it.
http://www.jewsforjudaism.org
Bumper Sticker
DIVINE INSANITY
God killed himself on the cross to save his own creation from his own
wrath!(Author unknown)
Now *you* realize just how silly the idea of Jesus talking to himself (God)
on the cross
truly is. When he says, 'My God, my God, Why hast thou forsaken me?' it only
compounds
the problem But you see, religionists don't have a problem with any of this
because they
*want* to believe Jesus was God. Who cares about any incongruities here?
It's religion.
People who do not see any problems with any of this aren't looking for the
truth about Jesus
and his 'ministry.' They've chosen to put their brain on hold, and resent
atheists and the like
who they feel are trying to 'burst their bubble.' They are goofy. Seriously
goofy in this
regard. But not many people are going to change their point of view simply
because of the
'problem' you've raised.They're simply going to ignore you, me, or anyone
else who points
out the flaws of their faith. They're mindless zombies when it comes to
religion. And that's just
the way they like it. They can't defend their position and are not even
going to try to. They're
perfectly happy believing in the irrational. They believe that Jesus
actually walked on water
and raised people from the dead, for Pete's sakes. If they can believe
*that*, they are not
going to have a problem believing that Jesus-God talks to, and questions
himself, as he's a
dying. (How can God die, by the by?) That's, 'No problemo,' for his Godness.
Greywolf
I know, I know; I was just joking.
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| User: "Henry Von Sweitzenheimer" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
27 Aug 2005 09:48:09 PM |
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AcesLucky wrote:
Truth Hunter wrote:
ONE GOD OR TWO ?
Three. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost. And don't forget
allah the moon god.
While on the Cross Jesus said, "Forgive them Father they know not
what they do." To whom was he speaking? Christians say, "God." But
I thought he was God. How can God speak to God if there is only one
god?
That's two gods
There is only one God, right? So if Jesus was God (as many Christians
claim), then was he talking to himself on the cross? Was he, perhaps, a
bit loopy after being beaten and tortured?
Since Jesus is God he sould have been able to forgiven them himself
rather than ask his father for it.
http://www.jewsforjudaism.org
Bumper Sticker
DIVINE INSANITY
God killed himself on the cross to save his own creation froÂm his own
wrath!(Author unknown)
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
27 Aug 2005 09:44:03 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet AcesLucky
(AcesLucky@netscape.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
ONE GOD OR TWO ?
Three. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Polytheistic monotheism.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
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| User: "Olrik" |
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| Title: Re: ONE GOD OR TWO ? |
28 Aug 2005 12:47:54 AM |
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Uncle Vic wrote:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet AcesLucky
(AcesLucky@netscape.net) made the light shine upon us with this:
ONE GOD OR TWO ?
Three. The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost.
Polytheistic monotheism.
Or is that monotheistic polytheism?
;-)
--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
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