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Religions > Atheism |
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"Ron Baker, Pluralitas!" |
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27 Nov 2005 03:38:04 AM |
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OT - vanity plate for get-away car |
I thought of the perfect vanity license plate
for a get-away car.
NO PLATE
Officer: Did you get a license number?
Witness: NO PLATE
Officer: Damn.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT - vanity plate for get-away car |
27 Nov 2005 06:48:26 AM |
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Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
I thought of the perfect vanity license plate
for a get-away car.
NO PLATE
Officer: Did you get a license number?
Witness: NO PLATE
Officer: Damn.
Odysseus? No, I didn't.
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
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"Sooner or later the despairing Churches will try to get
a world-alliance with something like Fascist tyranny to
check the growth of Atheism. It is their one hope."
- Joseph McCabe
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: OT - vanity plate for get-away car |
27 Nov 2005 05:21:03 AM |
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Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
I thought of the perfect vanity license plate
for a get-away car.
NO PLATE
Officer: Did you get a license number?
Witness: NO PLATE
Officer: Damn.
When at the coast with a SCUBA class I would often pick up the remains of a
sea urchin, point to it and say "This is a test, now what is this?"
They'd say it was a sea urchin shell and I'd say "No. This is a test, now
what is this?"
Some caught on that the proper name was "test".
Most just hit me when I explained it.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT - vanity plate for get-away car |
27 Nov 2005 08:23:48 AM |
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On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 05:21:03 GMT in alt.atheism, Mike Painter ("Mike
Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
I thought of the perfect vanity license plate
for a get-away car.
NO PLATE
Officer: Did you get a license number?
Witness: NO PLATE
Officer: Damn.
When at the coast with a SCUBA class I would often pick up the remains of a
sea urchin, point to it and say "This is a test, now what is this?"
They'd say it was a sea urchin shell and I'd say "No. This is a test, now
what is this?"
Some caught on that the proper name was "test".
Most just hit me when I explained it.
"What was the captain's name." Vs "What was the captain's name?".
That usually ends in violence as well....
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: OT - vanity plate for get-away car |
27 Nov 2005 08:36:40 AM |
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Therion Ware wrote:
On Sun, 27 Nov 2005 05:21:03 GMT in alt.atheism, Mike Painter ("Mike
Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Ron Baker, Pluralitas! wrote:
I thought of the perfect vanity license plate
for a get-away car.
NO PLATE
Officer: Did you get a license number?
Witness: NO PLATE
Officer: Damn.
When at the coast with a SCUBA class I would often pick up the
remains of a sea urchin, point to it and say "This is a test, now
what is this?"
They'd say it was a sea urchin shell and I'd say "No. This is a
test, now what is this?"
Some caught on that the proper name was "test".
Most just hit me when I explained it.
"What was the captain's name." Vs "What was the captain's name?".
That usually ends in violence as well....
Who?
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor4.shtml
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