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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: ""
Date: 21 Sep 2004 03:15:47 AM
Object: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us}
http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm
Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004
W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'
Jake Jenkins home-schools his kids to protect them from witches he
says live nearby.
By JON FOX
jfox@leader.net
WILKES-BARRE - To hear Jake Jenkins tell it, he's battening down the
hatches in a battle against evil.
As he opens the door on his Waller Street home, the sound of scraping
metal and wood escapes through the cracks. He's pulling back the bars
and beams that keep his family secure.
And the witches out.
"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."
Jenkins, 51, and his wife spend much of their time hunkered down in
their two-story home along with their eight children ranging in ages
from 22 years to 1.
He said he home-schools his children.
"I'm no fool."
Wilkes-Barre Area School District Superintendent Jeff Namey said
parents who home-school their children must submit an application to
the district, a curriculum, and a portfolio of students' work at the
end of the year.
Asked if Jenkins was registered with the district as a home-schooling
parent, Namey said he didn't know but would check.
Jenkins doesn't really want to talk about himself, or his family for
that matter.
"The witches are after us, so I don't really want to get into any
personal stuff," he said.
He told a Times Leader photographer "witches are trying to kill me."
Asked why, he said, "I really don't know."
His protection against dark forces extends beyond his front door.
A tree stump in the center of his small front yard is adorned with
wooden stakes: nine point skyward, and seven jut from its side along
its circumference.
"It's a map of the neighborhood," Jenkins said. "Each spike points to
where a witch lives.
"There's a whole bunch that live up there," he said, pointing north up
Waller Street.
The horizontal stakes, painted red, point out the witches, he said.
The purpose of the vertical ones? To gently dissuade witches from
using his stump for ceremonies.
"What they used to do is come by and sit on it," he said.
An orange plastic fence on either side of his home is yet another
anti-witch precaution. "They would always try to sneak over."
Jenkins won't name names, but says he's got the dirt on the
neighborhood.
"The one up there, she drinks human blood," he said. "The one ...
there, she's the real high-level witch, but she's real slick."
Standing on his porch dressed in warm-up pants, a T-shirt and a
sweat-stained army cap, Jenkins explains Luzerne County is the
location of the largest witches coven in the state.
"Police know about it," he added.
"No one has come to me and said we have a problem with witches on
Waller Street," said police Chief Gerry Dessoye.
He said records of police responses to the South Wilkes-Barre street
would be available today.
Police respect the freedom of individuals to practice Wiccan,
followers of which are often referred to as witches, he said.
As Jenkins spoke from his doorway, to his right hung a "Ghostbusters"
poster with a witch standing in for the ghost, attached to the worn
siding of the home. "A family project," he calls it.
"You have the witches that want to play at it, and then you have the
real serious bastards, deadly," he said.
He should know - he said his own brother, who used to live next door,
is one of them.
Bill Jenkins was convicted in 1998 on 10 federal charges for trading
machine guns for marijuana and sentenced to 47 years. According to the
U.S. Attorney's Office, the guns - semi-automatic weapons converted to
automatic - were being sent to members of a white supremacist group,
the Aryan Brotherhood, and the Dirty Dozen motorcycle gang.
It was Bill Jenkins who tipped Jake Jenkins off to the existence of
the witches. "Basically I started watching my brother. That was back
in the 1990s."
In the early morning hours of June 20 - the same month Jenkins put the
stakes around his tree trunk - his brother's old house went up in
flames under what fire officials say are suspicious circumstances.
Fire Chief Jacob Lisman said the individual in charge of the
investigation was away on vacation Wednesday and more information
might be available today.
Jenkins said he's happy the home burnt; it's another blow against the
witches.
Jenkins' neighbors, on the other hand, don't seem too concerned about
any supernatural activity or the front yard display.
Chris Foote, 23, lives across the street and a couple of homes away.
Foote said he never thinks about Jenkins' stump display. "I don't
really know what the deal is with that. They've always been weird, so
I really thought nothing of it."
Gene and Becky Dill live directly across Waller Street from Jenkins.
He warned them about the neighborhood activity, they said.
They just shrugged their shoulders. "We said OK," Becky Dill said.
Are there witches on Waller Street?
"I have no idea," Becky Dill said. "I don't even know what a witch
is."
"Yeah," Gene said with a grin. "I live with one," he added, nudging
his wife.
Jon Fox, a Times Leader staff writer, may be reached at 829-7219.
Staff Writers David Iseman and Mark Guydish contributed to this
report.
/end
.

User: "The other Donald"

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 20 Sep 2004 08:23:47 PM
<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'

Jake Jenkins home-schools his kids to protect them from witches he
says live nearby.

By JON FOX

jfox@leader.net

WILKES-BARRE - To hear Jake Jenkins tell it, he's battening down the
hatches in a battle against evil.

As he opens the door on his Waller Street home, the sound of scraping
metal and wood escapes through the cracks. He's pulling back the bars
and beams that keep his family secure.

And the witches out.

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."

Jenkins, 51, and his wife spend much of their time hunkered down in
their two-story home along with their eight children ranging in ages
from 22 years to 1.

The 22-year-old is still breast-feeding.


He said he home-schools his children.

"I'm no fool."

Oxymoron, personified. The alarming thing is these dolts are allowed to run
at large and reproduce.
Snipped the rest of a very sick joke.....
.

User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 06:41:30 AM
<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'

Damn! Another security leak! ;)
Seriously though, this entire family needs to be evaluated by a qualified
psychiatrist ;/
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557


Jake Jenkins home-schools his kids to protect them from witches he
says live nearby.

By JON FOX

jfox@leader.net

WILKES-BARRE - To hear Jake Jenkins tell it, he's battening down the
hatches in a battle against evil.

As he opens the door on his Waller Street home, the sound of scraping
metal and wood escapes through the cracks. He's pulling back the bars
and beams that keep his family secure.

And the witches out.

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."

Jenkins, 51, and his wife spend much of their time hunkered down in
their two-story home along with their eight children ranging in ages
from 22 years to 1.

He said he home-schools his children.

"I'm no fool."

Wilkes-Barre Area School District Superintendent Jeff Namey said
parents who home-school their children must submit an application to
the district, a curriculum, and a portfolio of students' work at the
end of the year.

Asked if Jenkins was registered with the district as a home-schooling
parent, Namey said he didn't know but would check.

Jenkins doesn't really want to talk about himself, or his family for
that matter.

"The witches are after us, so I don't really want to get into any
personal stuff," he said.

He told a Times Leader photographer "witches are trying to kill me."
Asked why, he said, "I really don't know."

His protection against dark forces extends beyond his front door.

A tree stump in the center of his small front yard is adorned with
wooden stakes: nine point skyward, and seven jut from its side along
its circumference.

"It's a map of the neighborhood," Jenkins said. "Each spike points to
where a witch lives.

"There's a whole bunch that live up there," he said, pointing north up
Waller Street.

The horizontal stakes, painted red, point out the witches, he said.
The purpose of the vertical ones? To gently dissuade witches from
using his stump for ceremonies.

"What they used to do is come by and sit on it," he said.

An orange plastic fence on either side of his home is yet another
anti-witch precaution. "They would always try to sneak over."

Jenkins won't name names, but says he's got the dirt on the
neighborhood.

"The one up there, she drinks human blood," he said. "The one ...
there, she's the real high-level witch, but she's real slick."

Standing on his porch dressed in warm-up pants, a T-shirt and a
sweat-stained army cap, Jenkins explains Luzerne County is the
location of the largest witches coven in the state.

"Police know about it," he added.

"No one has come to me and said we have a problem with witches on
Waller Street," said police Chief Gerry Dessoye.

He said records of police responses to the South Wilkes-Barre street
would be available today.

Police respect the freedom of individuals to practice Wiccan,
followers of which are often referred to as witches, he said.

As Jenkins spoke from his doorway, to his right hung a "Ghostbusters"
poster with a witch standing in for the ghost, attached to the worn
siding of the home. "A family project," he calls it.

"You have the witches that want to play at it, and then you have the
real serious bastards, deadly," he said.

He should know - he said his own brother, who used to live next door,
is one of them.

Bill Jenkins was convicted in 1998 on 10 federal charges for trading
machine guns for marijuana and sentenced to 47 years. According to the
U.S. Attorney's Office, the guns - semi-automatic weapons converted to
automatic - were being sent to members of a white supremacist group,
the Aryan Brotherhood, and the Dirty Dozen motorcycle gang.

It was Bill Jenkins who tipped Jake Jenkins off to the existence of
the witches. "Basically I started watching my brother. That was back
in the 1990s."

In the early morning hours of June 20 - the same month Jenkins put the
stakes around his tree trunk - his brother's old house went up in
flames under what fire officials say are suspicious circumstances.

Fire Chief Jacob Lisman said the individual in charge of the
investigation was away on vacation Wednesday and more information
might be available today.

Jenkins said he's happy the home burnt; it's another blow against the
witches.

Jenkins' neighbors, on the other hand, don't seem too concerned about
any supernatural activity or the front yard display.

Chris Foote, 23, lives across the street and a couple of homes away.
Foote said he never thinks about Jenkins' stump display. "I don't
really know what the deal is with that. They've always been weird, so
I really thought nothing of it."

Gene and Becky Dill live directly across Waller Street from Jenkins.
He warned them about the neighborhood activity, they said.

They just shrugged their shoulders. "We said OK," Becky Dill said.

Are there witches on Waller Street?

"I have no idea," Becky Dill said. "I don't even know what a witch
is."

"Yeah," Gene said with a grin. "I live with one," he added, nudging
his wife.

Jon Fox, a Times Leader staff writer, may be reached at 829-7219.

Staff Writers David Iseman and Mark Guydish contributed to this
report.

/end

.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 07:31:21 AM
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:41:30 -0400 in episode
<2raib9F172qdbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'


Damn! Another security leak! ;)

Seriously though, this entire family needs to be evaluated by a qualified
psychiatrist ;/

Before they make the national news...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 07:49:42 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UuidnZGEjaCFgs3cRVn-tw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:41:30 -0400 in episode
<2raib9F172qdbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'


Damn! Another security leak! ;)

Seriously though, this entire family needs to be evaluated by a qualified
psychiatrist ;/


Before they make the national news...

Bad enough it's in the news at all.
Last thing we evil witchypoos need is more bad press :)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: ""

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 12:17:03 AM
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:49:42 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UuidnZGEjaCFgs3cRVn-tw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:41:30 -0400 in episode
<2raib9F172qdbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'


Damn! Another security leak! ;)

Seriously though, this entire family needs to be evaluated by a qualified
psychiatrist ;/


Before they make the national news...


Bad enough it's in the news at all.

Last thing we evil witchypoos need is more bad press :)

Pressing business indeed...."More rocks" the call is heard.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 06:32:06 PM
<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:nl22l0pvg1pek2vqfc6iu7bcaetkapqlgr@4ax.com...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:49:42 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UuidnZGEjaCFgs3cRVn-tw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:41:30 -0400 in episode
<2raib9F172qdbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'


Damn! Another security leak! ;)

Seriously though, this entire family needs to be evaluated by a
qualified
psychiatrist ;/


Before they make the national news...


Bad enough it's in the news at all.

Last thing we evil witchypoos need is more bad press :)


Pressing business indeed...."More rocks" the call is heard.

<Giles Corey> More weight! <Giles Corey>
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: ""

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 10:49:51 PM
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 19:32:06 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:nl22l0pvg1pek2vqfc6iu7bcaetkapqlgr@4ax.com...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:49:42 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UuidnZGEjaCFgs3cRVn-tw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:41:30 -0400 in episode
<2raib9F172qdbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'


Damn! Another security leak! ;)

Seriously though, this entire family needs to be evaluated by a
qualified
psychiatrist ;/


Before they make the national news...


Bad enough it's in the news at all.

Last thing we evil witchypoos need is more bad press :)


Pressing business indeed...."More rocks" the call is heard.


<Giles Corey> More weight! <Giles Corey>

"HAH! You call these pebbles weight?"
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 07:16:08 PM
<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 19:32:06 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:nl22l0pvg1pek2vqfc6iu7bcaetkapqlgr@4ax.com...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:49:42 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UuidnZGEjaCFgs3cRVn-tw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:41:30 -0400 in episode
<2raib9F172qdbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'


Damn! Another security leak! ;)

Seriously though, this entire family needs to be evaluated by a
qualified
psychiatrist ;/


Before they make the national news...


Bad enough it's in the news at all.

Last thing we evil witchypoos need is more bad press :)


Pressing business indeed...."More rocks" the call is heard.


<Giles Corey> More weight! <Giles Corey>


"HAH! You call these pebbles weight?"

Well, they sure did a heck of a job crushing his chest, poor ***** :(
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: ""

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 23 Sep 2004 05:20:11 PM
On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 20:16:08 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:2uh4l0l0s6n9qnhne6ho5p4po0pmrq5iqe@4ax.com...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 19:32:06 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:nl22l0pvg1pek2vqfc6iu7bcaetkapqlgr@4ax.com...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:49:42 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:UuidnZGEjaCFgs3cRVn-tw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:41:30 -0400 in episode
<2raib9F172qdbU1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'


Damn! Another security leak! ;)

Seriously though, this entire family needs to be evaluated by a
qualified
psychiatrist ;/


Before they make the national news...


Bad enough it's in the news at all.

Last thing we evil witchypoos need is more bad press :)


Pressing business indeed...."More rocks" the call is heard.


<Giles Corey> More weight! <Giles Corey>


"HAH! You call these pebbles weight?"


Well, they sure did a heck of a job crushing his chest, poor ***** :(

Yes. :\
/aside
Or was it the weight of the crushing irony of Christian 'love?'
.







User: ""

Title: Re: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 12:16:14 AM
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 07:41:30 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'


Damn! Another security leak! ;)

Seriously though, this entire family needs to be evaluated by a qualified
psychiatrist ;/

Aren't most theists?
(so much for qualification)
.


User: "The Jester"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 06:55:06 AM
wrote in message news:<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com>...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

<Story snipped>
Oh, fer cryin' out loud...
That's 10 miles from my hometown. I spent many an evening in Wilkes
Barre in my youth. (Second word pronounced like "Barry")
I am embarrassed for NE Pennsylvania. We aren't all like that. More
than I'd like, but not all.
-The Jester, 774
.
User: "Lord Calvert"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 09:07:18 AM

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

<Story snipped>

Oh, fer cryin' out loud...

That's 10 miles from my hometown. I spent many an evening in Wilkes
Barre in my youth. (Second word pronounced like "Barry")

I am embarrassed for NE Pennsylvania. We aren't all like that. More
than I'd like, but not all.

Yes, our folks are bananas
Our folks are bananas today
Yes, our folks are bananas
Just bananas in Scranton, P-A
(shamlessly paraphrased from Harry Chapin)
Rich Goranson, Amherst, NY, USA (aa#MCMXCIX, a-vet#1)
EAC Department of Applied Rattan Use
"Without faith we might relapse into scientific or rational thinking, which
leads by a slippery slope toward constitutional democracy." - Robert Anton
Wilson
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 09:17:15 AM
"Lord Calvert" <forlornh@aol.complicated> wrote in message
news:20040921100718.02596.00000927@mb-m13.aol.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

<Story snipped>

Oh, fer cryin' out loud...

That's 10 miles from my hometown. I spent many an evening in Wilkes
Barre in my youth. (Second word pronounced like "Barry")

I am embarrassed for NE Pennsylvania. We aren't all like that. More
than I'd like, but not all.


Yes, our folks are bananas
Our folks are bananas today
Yes, our folks are bananas
Just bananas in Scranton, P-A

(shamlessly paraphrased from Harry Chapin)

Ah! One of my favorite songs by him. I saw him do it live in Central Park
back in 1978 and thought he was fantastic.
Damn shame he had to be such a reckless driver <sigh> :(
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: ""

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 12:20:15 AM
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 10:17:15 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Lord Calvert" <forlornh@aol.complicated> wrote in message
news:20040921100718.02596.00000927@mb-m13.aol.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

<Story snipped>

Oh, fer cryin' out loud...

That's 10 miles from my hometown. I spent many an evening in Wilkes
Barre in my youth. (Second word pronounced like "Barry")

I am embarrassed for NE Pennsylvania. We aren't all like that. More
than I'd like, but not all.


Yes, our folks are bananas
Our folks are bananas today
Yes, our folks are bananas
Just bananas in Scranton, P-A

(shamlessly paraphrased from Harry Chapin)


Ah! One of my favorite songs by him. I saw him do it live in Central Park
back in 1978 and thought he was fantastic.

Damn shame he had to be such a reckless driver <sigh> :(

I thought he had a fatal heart attack while in his car.
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 06:32:57 PM
<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 10:17:15 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Lord Calvert" <forlornh@aol.complicated> wrote in message
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http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

<Story snipped>

Oh, fer cryin' out loud...

That's 10 miles from my hometown. I spent many an evening in Wilkes
Barre in my youth. (Second word pronounced like "Barry")

I am embarrassed for NE Pennsylvania. We aren't all like that. More
than I'd like, but not all.


Yes, our folks are bananas
Our folks are bananas today
Yes, our folks are bananas
Just bananas in Scranton, P-A

(shamlessly paraphrased from Harry Chapin)


Ah! One of my favorite songs by him. I saw him do it live in Central
Park
back in 1978 and thought he was fantastic.

Damn shame he had to be such a reckless driver <sigh> :(


I thought he had a fatal heart attack while in his car.

Maybe, but I heard that he was a reckless driver with speeding tickets out
the wazoo and ended up crashing into a truck :(
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: ""

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 10:50:45 PM
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 19:32:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


<stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 10:17:15 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:


"Lord Calvert" <forlornh@aol.complicated> wrote in message
news:20040921100718.02596.00000927@mb-m13.aol.com...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

<Story snipped>

Oh, fer cryin' out loud...

That's 10 miles from my hometown. I spent many an evening in Wilkes
Barre in my youth. (Second word pronounced like "Barry")

I am embarrassed for NE Pennsylvania. We aren't all like that. More
than I'd like, but not all.


Yes, our folks are bananas
Our folks are bananas today
Yes, our folks are bananas
Just bananas in Scranton, P-A

(shamlessly paraphrased from Harry Chapin)


Ah! One of my favorite songs by him. I saw him do it live in Central
Park
back in 1978 and thought he was fantastic.

Damn shame he had to be such a reckless driver <sigh> :(


I thought he had a fatal heart attack while in his car.


Maybe, but I heard that he was a reckless driver with speeding tickets out
the wazoo and ended up crashing into a truck :(

in an old VW beetle.
.




User: "anne marie hovgaard"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 06:44:06 AM
forlornh@aol.complicated (Lord Calvert) wrote in message news:<20040921100718.02596.00000927@mb-m13.aol.com>...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

<Story snipped>

Oh, fer cryin' out loud...

That's 10 miles from my hometown. I spent many an evening in Wilkes
Barre in my youth. (Second word pronounced like "Barry")

I am embarrassed for NE Pennsylvania. We aren't all like that. More
than I'd like, but not all.


Yes, our folks are bananas
Our folks are bananas today
Yes, our folks are bananas
Just bananas in Scranton, P-A

(shamlessly paraphrased from Harry Chapin)

Have you tried putting Haldol in the water? The LSD seems to have had
some nasty side effects...
.


User: ""

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 12:19:23 AM
On 21 Sep 2004 04:55:06 -0700,
(The Jester)
wrote:

stoney@the.net wrote in message news:<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com>...

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm


<Story snipped>

Oh, fer cryin' out loud...

That's 10 miles from my hometown. I spent many an evening in Wilkes
Barre in my youth. (Second word pronounced like "Barry")

I am embarrassed for NE Pennsylvania. We aren't all like that. More
than I'd like, but not all.

-The Jester, 774

That's understood, although Rick Santori doesn't help.
.


User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 12:48:01 AM
In article <djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com>,
wrote:

http://www.timesleader.com/mld/timesleader/news/local/9673985.htm

Posted on Thu, Sep. 16, 2004

W-B man: 'Witches are trying to kill me'

Jake Jenkins home-schools his kids to protect them from witches he
says live nearby.

By JON FOX

jfox@leader.net

WILKES-BARRE - To hear Jake Jenkins tell it, he's battening down the
hatches in a battle against evil.

As he opens the door on his Waller Street home, the sound of scraping
metal and wood escapes through the cracks. He's pulling back the bars
and beams that keep his family secure.

And the witches out.

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."

Jenkins, 51, and his wife spend much of their time hunkered down in
their two-story home along with their eight children ranging in ages
from 22 years to 1.

He said he home-schools his children.

"I'm no fool."

Wilkes-Barre Area School District Superintendent Jeff Namey said
parents who home-school their children must submit an application to
the district, a curriculum, and a portfolio of students' work at the
end of the year.

Asked if Jenkins was registered with the district as a home-schooling
parent, Namey said he didn't know but would check.

Jenkins doesn't really want to talk about himself, or his family for
that matter.

"The witches are after us, so I don't really want to get into any
personal stuff," he said.

He told a Times Leader photographer "witches are trying to kill me."
Asked why, he said, "I really don't know."

His protection against dark forces extends beyond his front door.

A tree stump in the center of his small front yard is adorned with
wooden stakes: nine point skyward, and seven jut from its side along
its circumference.

"It's a map of the neighborhood," Jenkins said. "Each spike points to
where a witch lives.

"There's a whole bunch that live up there," he said, pointing north up
Waller Street.

The horizontal stakes, painted red, point out the witches, he said.
The purpose of the vertical ones? To gently dissuade witches from
using his stump for ceremonies.

"What they used to do is come by and sit on it," he said.

An orange plastic fence on either side of his home is yet another
anti-witch precaution. "They would always try to sneak over."

Jenkins won't name names, but says he's got the dirt on the
neighborhood.

"The one up there, she drinks human blood," he said. "The one ...
there, she's the real high-level witch, but she's real slick."

Standing on his porch dressed in warm-up pants, a T-shirt and a
sweat-stained army cap, Jenkins explains Luzerne County is the
location of the largest witches coven in the state.

"Police know about it," he added.

"No one has come to me and said we have a problem with witches on
Waller Street," said police Chief Gerry Dessoye.

He said records of police responses to the South Wilkes-Barre street
would be available today.

Police respect the freedom of individuals to practice Wiccan,
followers of which are often referred to as witches, he said.

As Jenkins spoke from his doorway, to his right hung a "Ghostbusters"
poster with a witch standing in for the ghost, attached to the worn
siding of the home. "A family project," he calls it.

"You have the witches that want to play at it, and then you have the
real serious bastards, deadly," he said.

He should know - he said his own brother, who used to live next door,
is one of them.

Bill Jenkins was convicted in 1998 on 10 federal charges for trading
machine guns for marijuana and sentenced to 47 years. According to the
U.S. Attorney's Office, the guns - semi-automatic weapons converted to
automatic - were being sent to members of a white supremacist group,
the Aryan Brotherhood, and the Dirty Dozen motorcycle gang.

I don't know about being a witch, but this guy sure sounds like a
dingbat.


It was Bill Jenkins who tipped Jake Jenkins off to the existence of
the witches. "Basically I started watching my brother. That was back
in the 1990s."

In the early morning hours of June 20 - the same month Jenkins put the
stakes around his tree trunk - his brother's old house went up in
flames under what fire officials say are suspicious circumstances.

Fire Chief Jacob Lisman said the individual in charge of the
investigation was away on vacation Wednesday and more information
might be available today.

Jenkins said he's happy the home burnt; it's another blow against the
witches.

How does he know that the leprechauns didn't start the fire?


Jenkins' neighbors, on the other hand, don't seem too concerned about
any supernatural activity or the front yard display.

Chris Foote, 23, lives across the street and a couple of homes away.
Foote said he never thinks about Jenkins' stump display. "I don't
really know what the deal is with that. They've always been weird, so
I really thought nothing of it."

Gene and Becky Dill live directly across Waller Street from Jenkins.
He warned them about the neighborhood activity, they said.

They just shrugged their shoulders. "We said OK," Becky Dill said.

Are there witches on Waller Street?

"I have no idea," Becky Dill said. "I don't even know what a witch
is."

"Yeah," Gene said with a grin. "I live with one," he added, nudging
his wife.

Jon Fox, a Times Leader staff writer, may be reached at 829-7219.

Staff Writers David Iseman and Mark Guydish contributed to this
report.

/end

LOL! Idiots!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
-The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.-
.

User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 07:31:48 AM
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway. "Nobody's
getting in."

Well, *he's not getting any baklava...
--
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Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
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is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 07:46:48 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:eoadnZR5uOyugs3cRVn-iA@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway. "Nobody's
getting in."


Well, *he's not getting any baklava...

LOL :)
Does he honestly think any witch worth her deadly nightshade can be stopped
by mere wood and steel? I mean, honestly! :)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 08:58:36 AM
On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:46:48 -0400 in episode
<2ram5nF14o5t8U1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:eoadnZR5uOyugs3cRVn-iA@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."


Well, *he's not getting any baklava...


LOL :)

Does he honestly think any witch worth her deadly nightshade can be
stopped by mere wood and steel? I mean, honestly! :)

"The second way to stop a witch... silver bullets!"
"That's werewolves you idiot!"
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
-----------------------------------------------------------
"Being surprised at the fact that the universe
is fine tuned for life is akin to a puddle being
surprised at how well it fits its hole"
-- Douglas Adams
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 21 Sep 2004 09:15:52 AM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:4Lqdna8wI8kRrs3cRVn-sw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:46:48 -0400 in episode
<2ram5nF14o5t8U1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:eoadnZR5uOyugs3cRVn-iA@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."


Well, *he's not getting any baklava...


LOL :)

Does he honestly think any witch worth her deadly nightshade can be
stopped by mere wood and steel? I mean, honestly! :)


"The second way to stop a witch... silver bullets!"

"That's werewolves you idiot!"

Hmm, what DOES stop us?
Large scales and ducks? :)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Clayton Sprained His Ankle The Useless Bastard!"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 03:02:06 AM
"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:4Lqdna8wI8kRrs3cRVn-sw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:46:48 -0400 in episode
<2ram5nF14o5t8U1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:eoadnZR5uOyugs3cRVn-iA@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."


Well, *he's not getting any baklava...


LOL :)

Does he honestly think any witch worth her deadly nightshade can be
stopped by mere wood and steel? I mean, honestly! :)


"The second way to stop a witch... silver bullets!"

"That's werewolves you idiot!"


Hmm, what DOES stop us?

Large scales and ducks? :)

A bucket of water...saw it in a movie!!
.
User: "Therion Ware"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 03:12:03 AM
On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:02:06 +1000 in alt.atheism, Clayton Sprained
His Ankle The Useless *****! ("Clayton Sprained His Ankle The
Useless *****!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism


"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:4Lqdna8wI8kRrs3cRVn-sw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:46:48 -0400 in episode
<2ram5nF14o5t8U1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:eoadnZR5uOyugs3cRVn-iA@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."


Well, *he's not getting any baklava...


LOL :)

Does he honestly think any witch worth her deadly nightshade can be
stopped by mere wood and steel? I mean, honestly! :)


"The second way to stop a witch... silver bullets!"

"That's werewolves you idiot!"


Hmm, what DOES stop us?

Large scales and ducks? :)



A bucket of water...saw it in a movie!!

Dropping a house on her works pretty well. Plus you get to keep the
shoes.
--
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 05:29:22 AM
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:02:06 +1000 in alt.atheism, Clayton Sprained
His Ankle The Useless *****! ("Clayton Sprained His Ankle The
Useless *****!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism




"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2rarcmF17qrmpU1@uni-berlin.de...


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:4Lqdna8wI8kRrs3cRVn-sw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:46:48 -0400 in episode
<2ram5nF14o5t8U1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:eoadnZR5uOyugs3cRVn-iA@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."


Well, *he's not getting any baklava...


LOL :)

Does he honestly think any witch worth her deadly nightshade can be
stopped by mere wood and steel? I mean, honestly! :)


"The second way to stop a witch... silver bullets!"

"That's werewolves you idiot!"


Hmm, what DOES stop us?

Large scales and ducks? :)



A bucket of water...saw it in a movie!!


Dropping a house on her works pretty well. Plus you get to keep the
shoes.

You guys are starting to worry me ;)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Therion Ware"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 05:42:40 AM
On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 06:29:22 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism


"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
news:psc2l09u55bdut8qrhdbj1i19g33d3639b@4ax.com...



On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:02:06 +1000 in alt.atheism, Clayton Sprained
His Ankle The Useless *****! ("Clayton Sprained His Ankle The
Useless *****!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism




"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2rarcmF17qrmpU1@uni-berlin.de...


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:4Lqdna8wI8kRrs3cRVn-sw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:46:48 -0400 in episode
<2ram5nF14o5t8U1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:eoadnZR5uOyugs3cRVn-iA@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."


Well, *he's not getting any baklava...


LOL :)

Does he honestly think any witch worth her deadly nightshade can be
stopped by mere wood and steel? I mean, honestly! :)


"The second way to stop a witch... silver bullets!"

"That's werewolves you idiot!"


Hmm, what DOES stop us?

Large scales and ducks? :)



A bucket of water...saw it in a movie!!


Dropping a house on her works pretty well. Plus you get to keep the
shoes.


You guys are starting to worry me ;)

Do you now, or have you ever, owned a pair of ruby slippers?
.
User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 06:29:19 AM
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 06:29:22 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism




"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:02:06 +1000 in alt.atheism, Clayton Sprained
His Ankle The Useless *****! ("Clayton Sprained His Ankle The
Useless *****!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism




"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
news:2rarcmF17qrmpU1@uni-berlin.de...


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:4Lqdna8wI8kRrs3cRVn-sw@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:46:48 -0400 in episode
<2ram5nF14o5t8U1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
news:eoadnZR5uOyugs3cRVn-iA@megapath.net...

On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."


Well, *he's not getting any baklava...


LOL :)

Does he honestly think any witch worth her deadly nightshade can be
stopped by mere wood and steel? I mean, honestly! :)


"The second way to stop a witch... silver bullets!"

"That's werewolves you idiot!"


Hmm, what DOES stop us?

Large scales and ducks? :)



A bucket of water...saw it in a movie!!


Dropping a house on her works pretty well. Plus you get to keep the
shoes.


You guys are starting to worry me ;)


Do you now, or have you ever, owned a pair of ruby slippers?

Moi? Um, nope, nope, nope, never, not me <casually closes closet door> :)
--
__________
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
.
User: "Therion Ware"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 06:37:51 AM
On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 07:29:19 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism


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On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 06:29:22 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism




"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 18:02:06 +1000 in alt.atheism, Clayton Sprained
His Ankle The Useless *****! ("Clayton Sprained His Ankle The
Useless *****!" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism




"Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in message
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 08:46:48 -0400 in episode
<2ram5nF14o5t8U1@uni-berlin.de> we saw our hero "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com>:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <alt-atheism@org.webmaster> wrote in message
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On Tue, 21 Sep 2004 01:15:47 -0700 in episode
<djovk0d53f6uur8qp1gi4kkototprmlioe@4ax.com> we saw our hero
stoney@the.net:

"Yeah, wood and steel," he said, standing in the open doorway.
"Nobody's getting in."


Well, *he's not getting any baklava...


LOL :)

Does he honestly think any witch worth her deadly nightshade can be
stopped by mere wood and steel? I mean, honestly! :)


"The second way to stop a witch... silver bullets!"

"That's werewolves you idiot!"


Hmm, what DOES stop us?

Large scales and ducks? :)



A bucket of water...saw it in a movie!!


Dropping a house on her works pretty well. Plus you get to keep the
shoes.


You guys are starting to worry me ;)


Do you now, or have you ever, owned a pair of ruby slippers?


Moi? Um, nope, nope, nope, never, not me <casually closes closet door> :)

Shame. I do. I was hoping we could compare notes. And crash helmets.
Or terminal phase house descent defence systems.
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User: "Robibnikoff"

Title: Re: OT: A good laugh for Robyn. {nutcases 'r' us} 22 Sep 2004 07:01:33 AM
"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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On Wed, 22 Sep 2004 07:29:19 -0400 in alt.atheism, Robibnikoff
("Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>) said, directing the reply
to alt.atheism

"Therion Ware" <autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote in message
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snip

Do you now, or have you ever, owned a pair of ruby slippers?


Moi? Um, nope, nope, nope, never, not me <casually closes closet door> :)


Shame. I do.

<raises eyebrow> Oh...really?

I was hoping we could compare notes. And crash helmets.

Crash helmet? Whimp!

Or terminal phase house descent defence systems.

Try Panasonic :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
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