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In article <0ete70d6vg4h13jli3snmric5dmtm4e4du@4ax.com>,
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http://www.cynicmag.com/

President George W. Bush weighed in today on the issue of gay
marriage.
Speaking from the Oval Office in response to the Mayor of San
Francisco’s allowing weddings between same sex couples to be
performed,
President Bush stated "I am deeply troubled by the thought of gay
marriage. It gives me...dreams. I go to sleep at night and I
dream
of
two men kissing...men with high, firm buttocks and well developed
pectorals, handsome men, manly men."

Unnamed White House Source Wegman (Pudgy) Waterhouse responded to
Mr.
Bush’s comments by saying, "Jesus, if he thinks Gay marriage is
troubling, you should see how troubled we are about that
statement.
Laura’s flipping out. She’s flat out refused to rent any more
couples
videos on noogie nights; she can’t figure out what exactly he’s
looking
for on them anymore."

The President, just back from the White House body waxing salon
and
wearing a wool and silk blend Brioni 3 button day suit, Yves San
Laurent
medium collar shirt with mother of pearl buttons coupled with a
nicely
understated hand painted silk tie, matching silk socks and Bruno
Magli
loafers spoke to reporters as Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
played
muted on the Presidential Television. "It’s confusing...the Bible
tells
us that the love that must not be named is wrong and I believe
that,
but
sometimes when I’m at the gym with my Secret Service Agents
pumping
iron...pumping, pumping, pumping...where was I? Oh yeah, the gym.
What I
mean to say is that can it be wrong to admire the physique of an
Agent
who plainly takes care of himself, someone young and handsome,
someone
who’s pledged to die for me? I mean, is that hot or what?"

As the Secret Service Agents in the room discretely edged away,
the
President continued:

"All that aside, I think Gay marriage is just wrong. ***** (Vice
President ***** (*****) Cheney) told me that it goes against the
laws
of
God and I trust *****...*****, *****, *****...where was I? Oh yeah,
*****
Cheney. Anyway, it’s just wrong ok? Now excuse me I have to use
the
lavatory. Anyone seen my Stud Muffin magazine?"

ROLLING!!!!

I had a sneaking suspicion that would be the general reaction... :)

There are so many good Dubya satire sites out there. I would like to
think that this represents a trend in the attitude of the population
at
large.

Since when does the attitude of the populace matter?

In a democracy it would, however in the BushCo empire, I'm afraid that
what the machines and the Supreme Court think counts more.

You mean the corporatestockracy. As for the SC; think? 2000
demonstrated the lack.

More likely the SC 5 knew which side of their toast was buttered,

And, with the Reich Wing they were as popular as the Jackson 5 in their
time.