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Topic: Religions > Atheism
User: "stoney"
Date: 30 Aug 2005 09:30:18 AM
Object: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9121330/
French Quarter battered but unbowed
Neighborhood's indomitable spirit, style weather hurricane's punch
Updated: 7:53 p.m. ET Aug. 29, 2005
NEW ORLEANS - Gail Henke could think of no better way to celebrate the
French Quarter’s survival of Hurricane Katrina than to belly up to a
bar on Bourbon Street with a vodka and cranberry juice. Call it a
libation to the storm gods.
“You know what? There’s a reason why we’re called the Saints,” the
53-year-old tour booker said Monday as she communed with 20 or so
other survivors. “Because no matter what religion you are, whether
you’re a Catholic, whether you’re voodoo, whether you’re Baptist or so
on, so on, and so on — we all pray. We all pray.
“I’m not a religious fanatic. But God has saved us.”
/end excerpt
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.

User: "VisiblePillockProfiles personal Cthulhu"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 31 Aug 2005 01:29:18 AM
Cometh the hour, cometh stoney <stoney@the.net>
who, with imperceptibly subtle footwork in alt.atheism, gave us this:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9121330/

French Quarter battered but unbowed
Neighborhood's indomitable spirit, style weather hurricane's punch

Updated: 7:53 p.m. ET Aug. 29, 2005

NEW ORLEANS - Gail Henke could think of no better way to celebrate the
French Quarter’s survival of Hurricane Katrina than to belly up to a
bar on Bourbon Street with a vodka and cranberry juice. Call it a
libation to the storm gods.

“You know what? There’s a reason why we’re called the Saints,” the
53-year-old tour booker said Monday as she communed with 20 or so
other survivors. “Because no matter what religion you are, whether
you’re a Catholic, whether you’re voodoo, whether you’re Baptist or so
on, so on, and so on — we all pray. We all pray.

“I’m not a religious fanatic. But God has saved us.”

/end excerpt

All together now...
Oh when the saints
come swimming in
oh when the saints come swimming in.
How they're going to stink of sewage
when the saints come swimming in.
----------------------------------------
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
Either religion goes or civilisation does. It's that simple.
.
User: "WCB"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 31 Aug 2005 09:36:58 AM
VisiblePillockProfile's personal Cthulhu wrote:

Cometh the hour, cometh stoney <stoney@the.net>
who, with imperceptibly subtle footwork in alt.atheism, gave us this:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9121330/

French Quarter battered but unbowed
Neighborhood's indomitable spirit, style weather hurricane's punch

Updated: 7:53 p.m. ET Aug. 29, 2005

NEW ORLEANS - Gail Henke could think of no better way to celebrate the
French Quarter’s survival of Hurricane Katrina than to belly up to a
bar on Bourbon Street with a vodka and cranberry juice. Call it a
libation to the storm gods.

“You know what? There’s a reason why we’re called the Saints,” the
53-year-old tour booker said Monday as she communed with 20 or so
other survivors. “Because no matter what religion you are, whether
you’re a Catholic, whether you’re voodoo, whether you’re Baptist or so
on, so on, and so on — we all pray. We all pray.

“I’m not a religious fanatic. But God has saved us.”

/end excerpt

All together now...

Oh when the saints
come swimming in
oh when the saints come swimming in.
How they're going to stink of sewage
when the saints come swimming in.

On the other hand, no more possums living
under th' house.
--
Xenu is around and about,
mention Hubbard, Xenu pops out!
No way for the clams to stamp Xenu out,
Xenu is around and about!
Cheerful Charlie
.


User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 30 Aug 2005 11:45:56 PM
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet stoney (stoney@the.net) made
the light shine upon us with this:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9121330/

French Quarter battered but unbowed
Neighborhood's indomitable spirit, style weather hurricane's punch

Updated: 7:53 p.m. ET Aug. 29, 2005

NEW ORLEANS - Gail Henke could think of no better way to celebrate the
French Quarter’s survival of Hurricane Katrina than to belly up to a
bar on Bourbon Street with a vodka and cranberry juice. Call it a
libation to the storm gods.

“You know what? There’s a reason why we’re called the Saints,” the
53-year-old tour booker said Monday as she communed with 20 or so
other survivors. “Because no matter what religion you are, whether
you’re a Catholic, whether you’re voodoo, whether you’re Baptist or so
on, so on, and so on — we all pray. We all pray.

“I’m not a religious fanatic. But God has saved us.”

/end excerpt


Which god??? And (we've said this so many times), why would this god
find it necessary to pound the French Quarter in the first place, just so
he could save us?
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 02 Sep 2005 11:16:09 AM
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 23:45:56 -0500, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet stoney (stoney@the.net) made
the light shine upon us with this:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9121330/

French Quarter battered but unbowed
Neighborhood's indomitable spirit, style weather hurricane's punch

Updated: 7:53 p.m. ET Aug. 29, 2005

NEW ORLEANS - Gail Henke could think of no better way to celebrate the
French Quarter’s survival of Hurricane Katrina than to belly up to a
bar on Bourbon Street with a vodka and cranberry juice. Call it a
libation to the storm gods.

“You know what? There’s a reason why we’re called the Saints,” the
53-year-old tour booker said Monday as she communed with 20 or so
other survivors. “Because no matter what religion you are, whether
you’re a Catholic, whether you’re voodoo, whether you’re Baptist or so
on, so on, and so on — we all pray. We all pray.

“I’m not a religious fanatic. But God has saved us.”

/end excerpt

Which god??? And (we've said this so many times), why would this god
find it necessary to pound the French Quarter in the first place, just so
he could save us?

Same reason some volunteer firefighters set fires.
"Here I come to save the dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.


User: "WCB"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 30 Aug 2005 12:39:30 PM
stoney wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9121330/

French Quarter battered but unbowed
Neighborhood's indomitable spirit, style weather hurricane's punch

Updated: 7:53 p.m. ET Aug. 29, 2005

NEW ORLEANS - Gail Henke could think of no better way to celebrate the
French Quarter’s survival of Hurricane Katrina than to belly up to a
bar on Bourbon Street with a vodka and cranberry juice. Call it a
libation to the storm gods.

“You know what? There’s a reason why we’re called the Saints,” the
53-year-old tour booker said Monday as she communed with 20 or so
other survivors. “Because no matter what religion you are, whether
you’re a Catholic, whether you’re voodoo, whether you’re Baptist or so
on, so on, and so on — we all pray. We all pray.

“I’m not a religious fanatic. But God has saved us.”

/end excerpt



But did god finally get Earl?
--
Xenu is around and about,
mention Hubbard, Xenu pops out!
No way for the clams to stamp Xenu out,
Xenu is around and about!
Cheerful Charlie
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 02 Sep 2005 11:13:37 AM
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:39:30 -0500, WCB
<wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

stoney wrote:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/9121330/

French Quarter battered but unbowed
Neighborhood's indomitable spirit, style weather hurricane's punch

Updated: 7:53 p.m. ET Aug. 29, 2005

NEW ORLEANS - Gail Henke could think of no better way to celebrate the
French Quarter’s survival of Hurricane Katrina than to belly up to a
bar on Bourbon Street with a vodka and cranberry juice. Call it a
libation to the storm gods.

“You know what? There’s a reason why we’re called the Saints,” the
53-year-old tour booker said Monday as she communed with 20 or so
other survivors. “Because no matter what religion you are, whether
you’re a Catholic, whether you’re voodoo, whether you’re Baptist or so
on, so on, and so on — we all pray. We all pray.

“I’m not a religious fanatic. But God has saved us.”

/end excerpt

But did god finally get Earl?

No. 'God' missed-still.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.

User: "duke"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 30 Aug 2005 05:37:33 PM
On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:39:30 -0500, WCB <wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com>
wrote:

But did god finally get Earl?

Get him what?
duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****
.
User: "Uncle Vic"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 30 Aug 2005 11:46:42 PM
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:39:30 -0500, WCB
<wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

But did god finally get Earl?


Get him what?

Aw, dammit. He missed.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
http://home.comcast.net/~vickman/
Plonked by Raytard
.
User: "WCB"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 31 Aug 2005 09:36:01 AM
Uncle Vic wrote:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:39:30 -0500, WCB
<wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

But did god finally get Earl?


Get him what?


Aw, dammit. He missed.


Didn't get him a a brain either ;<
--
Xenu is around and about,
mention Hubbard, Xenu pops out!
No way for the clams to stamp Xenu out,
Xenu is around and about!
Cheerful Charlie
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 02 Sep 2005 11:14:18 AM
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 09:36:01 -0500, WCB
<wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

Uncle Vic wrote:

Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet duke (duckgumbo32@cox.net)
made the light shine upon us with this:

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:39:30 -0500, WCB
<wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com> wrote:

But did god finally get Earl?


Get him what?

Aw, dammit. He missed.

Didn't get him a a brain either ;<

Not in the Divine Plan®.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.



User: "Olrik"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 31 Aug 2005 12:41:36 AM
duke wrote:

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:39:30 -0500, WCB <wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com>
wrote:


But did god finally get Earl?



Get him what?

A one way ticket to "hell" for not being a good xtian, that's what.


duke
*****
"The Mass is the most perfect form of Prayer."
Pope Paul VI
*****

--
Olrik
aa #1981
Qualified SMASH member
EAC Chief Food Inspector, Bacon Division
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 02 Sep 2005 11:15:02 AM
On Wed, 31 Aug 2005 01:41:36 -0400, Olrik <olrik666@yahoo_BACON!_.com>
wrote:

duke wrote:

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:39:30 -0500, WCB <wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com>
wrote:


But did god finally get Earl?



Get him what?


A one way ticket to "hell" for not being a good xtian, that's what.

Problem is Puke is a 'good xtian'-ignorant, cowardly, and without a
shred of compassion or empathy.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.


User: "James"

Title: Re: OT: Christian Stupidity Strikes Again 30 Aug 2005 05:44:05 PM
duke wrote:

On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 12:39:30 -0500, WCB <wbarwell@Mungggedd.mylinuxisp.com>
wrote:


But did god finally get Earl?



Get him what?

Worms.
--
James B
aa #944
"A wise man proportions his belief to the evidence."
-David Hume
.




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