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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"stoney" |
| Date: |
05 Apr 2004 10:19:33 PM |
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OT: Coder 'Yo Mamma' phrases |
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/03/top_11_yo_momma_jokes_2.html
Yo Momma Insults for Coders Part II
submitted by C.T. TruLove
11. Yo momma is so out there, she can't get high speed.
10. Yo momma is so bloated, in Redmond they just call her "The
Template".
9. Yo momma is so dumb she oughtta be called Yo Momma SX.
8. Yo momma is so lost, Google can't find her.
7. Yo momma's so cheap she charges for a demo.
6. Yo momma's butt's so wide, she makes SCSI III RAIDs jealous.
5. Yo momma's butt's so wide, she needs a 64-bit bus.
4. Yo momma's so ugly, she makes me pine for old FrontPage code.
3. Yo momma's so dumb, she's a DEC Terminal.
2. Yo momma's so slow, someone should pencil in her L1 Bridges.
1. Yo momma's so used you can buy her on E-Bay.
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http://www.realstupidnews.com/tigger_fired.html
Monday, April 05, 2004
S-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g the truth so you get more
TIGGER FIRED BY WINNIE THE POOH AFTER FONDLING GIRL
04/05/04 ORLANDO, Florida
A scandalous personnel shakeup has rocked the world of children's
entertainment, sending the lovable 'Tigger' of Winnie the Pooh fame
spiraling towards what many consider to be career suicide.
The shakeup began when Tigger was arrested and charged with fondling the
breasts of a 13-year-old girl and her mother during a photo session at
Orlando's Walt Disney World. (RealSick @ theledger.com)
"What wath I thinking?" asked the tiger known for bounding around on his
spring-like tail. "Well, to be honetht, I wath thinking about the Olthen
twinth. Hewwo, Mawy Kate and Athley!" (RealStory @ brokennewz.com)
"Who knew?" wondered a crestfallen Winnie the Pooh after summarily
firing his longtime companion. "My own struggles with honey addiction
and my amorphous sexuality have been devastating enough. Then there was
all the hullabaloo over my name being a synonym for, you know, 'number
two.'
"But this? I feel like I've lost my best friend. No offense, Piglet."
Tigger's future with Disney seems bleak, though there may be a sliver of
hope that his career will continue.
The fresh feline is reportedly negotiating a deal to become the sidekick
of fellow fallen child star, Pee Wee Herman. (RealStory @ msnbc.com)
©2004 RealStupidNews.com
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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