Subject: Three wise old, ornery grandmas
Three old, ornery grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing
home when an old man walked by.
One of the grandmas said, "We bet we can tell how old you are." The old
man said, "There ain't no way you can guess that"
One of the old gals said, "Sure we can. Just drop your pants" The old
man complied.
The old gals stared at him for a while and then all three piped up and
said, "You're 84 years old!"
The old man was stunned. "Amazing. How did you know?"
The old gals laughed, slapped their knees and said, "You told us
yesterday."
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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