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"stoney" |
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14 Jul 2005 11:02:34 AM |
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OT: Elroy's satire precursors reality |
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8556587/
That must have been one heck of a note
Bank robber gets cash with message sent through drive-up tube system
Updated: 7:12 p.m. ET July 12, 2005
CHICAGO - That was easy.
A bank robber behind the wheel of his car Tuesday sent a note through
a vacuum tube to the teller at the drive-through window at a branch of
Chicago’s LaSalle Bank, and the teller obliged, returning an
undisclosed amount of cash, police said.
The exchange was completed through the bank’s pneumatic tube
communications system, in which canisters are passed back and forth
between motorist and teller.
The FBI said it was investigating the drive-through theft.
The bank is owned by ABN AMRO Holding NV.
Copyright 2005 Reuters Limited
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Elroy's satire precursors reality |
14 Jul 2005 11:44:39 AM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:323dd113fdavo7hcknbspfecfn9ne6iqht@4ax.com...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8556587/
That must have been one heck of a note
Bank robber gets cash with message sent through drive-up tube system
Updated: 7:12 p.m. ET July 12, 2005
CHICAGO - That was easy.
A bank robber behind the wheel of his car Tuesday sent a note through
a vacuum tube to the teller at the drive-through window at a branch of
Chicago's LaSalle Bank, and the teller obliged, returning an
undisclosed amount of cash, police said.
The exchange was completed through the bank's pneumatic tube
communications system, in which canisters are passed back and forth
between motorist and teller.
The FBI said it was investigating the drive-through theft.
How much to you want to bet the robber and the teller are in cahoots?
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Elroy's satire precursors reality |
21 Jul 2005 10:08:50 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 12:44:39 -0400, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote:
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:323dd113fdavo7hcknbspfecfn9ne6iqht@4ax.com...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8556587/
That must have been one heck of a note
Bank robber gets cash with message sent through drive-up tube system
Updated: 7:12 p.m. ET July 12, 2005
CHICAGO - That was easy.
A bank robber behind the wheel of his car Tuesday sent a note through
a vacuum tube to the teller at the drive-through window at a branch of
Chicago's LaSalle Bank, and the teller obliged, returning an
undisclosed amount of cash, police said.
The exchange was completed through the bank's pneumatic tube
communications system, in which canisters are passed back and forth
between motorist and teller.
The FBI said it was investigating the drive-through theft.
How much to you want to bet the robber and the teller are in cahoots?
:))))))))))))))))))))))
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Elroy's satire precursors reality |
14 Jul 2005 05:48:59 PM |
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stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in alt.atheism
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8556587/
That must have been one heck of a note
Bank robber gets cash with message sent through drive-up tube system
Updated: 7:12 p.m. ET July 12, 2005
CHICAGO - That was easy.
A bank robber behind the wheel of his car Tuesday sent a note through
a vacuum tube to the teller at the drive-through window at a branch of
Chicago’s LaSalle Bank, and the teller obliged, returning an
undisclosed amount of cash, police said.
The exchange was completed through the bank’s pneumatic tube
communications system, in which canisters are passed back and forth
between motorist and teller.
The FBI said it was investigating the drive-through theft.
The bank is owned by ABN AMRO Holding NV.
Copyright 2005 Reuters Limited
Here's a link to the story for anyone who didn't read my original
story. I did some work on it, trying to think of turning it into a
longer short story, but that's as far as took it.
http://elroysemporium.com/news/drive-thru-robbery.html
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Elroy's satire precursors reality |
14 Jul 2005 01:12:47 PM |
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stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in alt.atheism
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8556587/
That must have been one heck of a note
Bank robber gets cash with message sent through drive-up tube system
Updated: 7:12 p.m. ET July 12, 2005
CHICAGO - That was easy.
A bank robber behind the wheel of his car Tuesday sent a note through
a vacuum tube to the teller at the drive-through window at a branch of
Chicago’s LaSalle Bank, and the teller obliged, returning an
undisclosed amount of cash, police said.
The exchange was completed through the bank’s pneumatic tube
communications system, in which canisters are passed back and forth
between motorist and teller.
The FBI said it was investigating the drive-through theft.
The bank is owned by ABN AMRO Holding NV.
Copyright 2005 Reuters Limited
I demand my cut of the undisclosed amount of cash for thinking of
it first!
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Elroy Willis
www.elroysemporium.com
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Elroy's satire precursors reality |
15 Jul 2005 01:54:31 AM |
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On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 18:12:47 GMT in alt.atheism, Elroy Willis (Elroy
Willis <elroywillis@swbell.net>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in alt.atheism
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8556587/
That must have been one heck of a note
Bank robber gets cash with message sent through drive-up tube system
Updated: 7:12 p.m. ET July 12, 2005
CHICAGO - That was easy.
A bank robber behind the wheel of his car Tuesday sent a note through
a vacuum tube to the teller at the drive-through window at a branch of
Chicago’s LaSalle Bank, and the teller obliged, returning an
undisclosed amount of cash, police said.
The exchange was completed through the bank’s pneumatic tube
communications system, in which canisters are passed back and forth
between motorist and teller.
The FBI said it was investigating the drive-through theft.
The bank is owned by ABN AMRO Holding NV.
Copyright 2005 Reuters Limited
I demand my cut of the undisclosed amount of cash for thinking of
it first!
The FBI is willing to offer your 5 years.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Elroy's satire precursors reality |
21 Jul 2005 10:09:13 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Jul 2005 18:12:47 GMT, Elroy Willis
<elroywillis@swbell.net> wrote:
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote in alt.atheism
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8556587/
That must have been one heck of a note
Bank robber gets cash with message sent through drive-up tube system
Updated: 7:12 p.m. ET July 12, 2005
CHICAGO - That was easy.
A bank robber behind the wheel of his car Tuesday sent a note through
a vacuum tube to the teller at the drive-through window at a branch of
Chicago’s LaSalle Bank, and the teller obliged, returning an
undisclosed amount of cash, police said.
The exchange was completed through the bank’s pneumatic tube
communications system, in which canisters are passed back and forth
between motorist and teller.
The FBI said it was investigating the drive-through theft.
The bank is owned by ABN AMRO Holding NV.
Copyright 2005 Reuters Limited
I demand my cut of the undisclosed amount of cash for thinking of
it first!
Talk to the teller.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.
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