| Topic: |
Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"stoney" |
| Date: |
06 May 2005 11:47:12 PM |
| Object: |
OT: Humour |
Subject: Loyal Wife
There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his
money, and was a real miser when it came to his money. Just before he
died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my
money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money with
me."
And so he got his wife to promise that when he
died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.
Well, he died! He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was
sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When
they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to
close the casket, the widow said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box
with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.
So, her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all
that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied,"
Listen, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going
to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"
"I sure did," said the widow. "I got it all together, put it into my
account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
**
Note: Flashing side banner at links.
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/1.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/2.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/3.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/4.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/6.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/7.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/9.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/15.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/16.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/29.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/30.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/36.shtml
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/37.shtml
There's more.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
.
|
|
| User: "johac" |
|
| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
08 May 2005 02:02:12 AM |
|
|
In article <shho7157oq4hdbqh7r0spsi62tao2mlgdi@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
http://humorshack.com/archive/cartoons/6.shtml
Hey! It looks like they found those WMDs!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
.
|
|
|
|
|
Related Articles |
|
|
