"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
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http://www.theregister.com/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/

Kinky shopper KOed by vibrating knickers
By Lester Haines (lester.haines at theregister.co.uk)
Published Wednesday 18th May 2005 12:04 GMT

Passion Pants: wear with careThe following cautionary tale must surely
rate in the top five of "most embarrassing things that can happen to
you in public - ever". According to UK tabloid the Sun, a 33-year-old
Welsh housewife ended up in hospital after wearing Ann Summers
vibrating Passion Pants
(http://www.annsummers.com/single.asp?gid=7&cat=8&pid=2673) to her
local Asda supermarket in Swansea.

Unfortunately, she became "so aroused by the 2½-inch vibrating bullet
inside that she fainted" then "fell against shelves and banged her
head". This prompted the attendance of the paramedics who "found the
black leatherette panties still buzzing". Having disabled the
orgasmatronic underwear, they then whisked the senseless shopper to
hospital where she made a complete recovery. Staff handed her back the
Passion Pants upon discharge, discreetly concealed in a plastic bag.

To its credit, the Sun does not name the woman. We assume, however,
that she will be shopping at her local Tesco for the next ten years or
so, or until everyone in the Asda who witnessed her ordeal is dead or
has succumbed to total amnesia - whichever comes soonest.

For the record, Ann Summers notes that Passion Pants are "Not for
internal use". Now we know why. ®
Bootnote

Thanks to all those members of the neoLuddite Resistance Army who have
written in to suggest that this is in fact another manifestation of
the Rise of the MachinesT. The elimination of the female of the
species through vibrating panties? It's a chilling thought, but what a
way to go...

Oh my <looks for Xmas list> ;)

stoney wrote:

http://www.theregister.com/2005/05/18/vibrating_knickers/

there is nothing like being right on top of the news eh :)