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Religions > Atheism |
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"Doc Smartass" |
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30 Mar 2006 08:52:06 PM |
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OT--Petty, stupid boss: Comeuppance! |
Still laughing...
So the Petty, Stupid Boss (PSB) took it upon himself to make a pickup run
across town. On the way there, he radioed the store four times: "Remind
everyone to drive carefully--there are cops all over the place!"
Dumbass got pulled over for speeding on the way back.
In a construction zone.
Double the fine. US$280.00! Automatic termination.
The disappointing thing: the cop didn't give him a ticket--just a
warning, because of the company's affiliation with Special Olympics
(funny, that).
Me, I'm working some lines, hoping to get into land surveying.
--
Doc Smartass
Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them
up, at least a little bit.
--Edward R. Murrow
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: OT--Petty, stupid boss: Comeuppance! |
30 Mar 2006 09:06:32 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Doc Smartass
(gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:
Still laughing...
So the Petty, Stupid Boss (PSB) took it upon himself to make a pickup
run across town. On the way there, he radioed the store four times:
"Remind everyone to drive carefully--there are cops all over the
place!"
Dumbass got pulled over for speeding on the way back.
In a construction zone.
Double the fine. US$280.00! Automatic termination.
The disappointing thing: the cop didn't give him a ticket--just a
warning, because of the company's affiliation with Special Olympics
(funny, that).
Me, I'm working some lines, hoping to get into land surveying.
I'm changing my route to the freeway in the morning. There were three
copsickles out there today, pointing rayguns at people.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
It is fair to say the bible has equal amounts of fact, history, and
pizza.
-Penn Jillette
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT--Petty, stupid boss: Comeuppance! |
03 Apr 2006 07:35:29 PM |
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On Thu, 30 Mar 2006 21:06:32 -0600, Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com>
wrote in alt.atheism
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Doc Smartass
(gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:
Still laughing...
So the Petty, Stupid Boss (PSB) took it upon himself to make a pickup
run across town. On the way there, he radioed the store four times:
"Remind everyone to drive carefully--there are cops all over the
place!"
Dumbass got pulled over for speeding on the way back.
In a construction zone.
Double the fine. US$280.00! Automatic termination.
The disappointing thing: the cop didn't give him a ticket--just a
warning, because of the company's affiliation with Special Olympics
(funny, that).
Me, I'm working some lines, hoping to get into land surveying.
I'm changing my route to the freeway in the morning. There were three
copsickles out there today, pointing rayguns at people.
They'll be on your route again tomorrow.....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Patrick I. McCurry" |
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| Title: Re: OT--Petty, stupid boss: Comeuppance! |
31 Mar 2006 06:17:13 AM |
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Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9796C22A8230Evicman@216.196.97.136:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Doc Smartass
(gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com) made the light shine upon us
with
this:
Still laughing...
So the Petty, Stupid Boss (PSB) took it upon himself to make a
pickup
run across town. On the way there, he radioed the store four
times:
"Remind everyone to drive carefully--there are cops all over the
place!"
Dumbass got pulled over for speeding on the way back.
In a construction zone.
Double the fine. US$280.00! Automatic termination.
The disappointing thing: the cop didn't give him a ticket--just a
warning, because of the company's affiliation with Special
Olympics
(funny, that).
Me, I'm working some lines, hoping to get into land surveying.
I'm changing my route to the freeway in the morning. There were
three
copsickles out there today, pointing rayguns at people.
Ok, if spelled copsicles, then I would take that to mean officers
frozen in a rapidly approaching glacier. Stop driving through the
arctic circle!
If spelled copcycles, then I would take that to mean simply officers
on bikes. Boring really.
But you chose to spell it copsickles, which I take to mean poor
vomiting officers that you so pointedly ignore. You callous
*****.
Or do you mean copsickles as in implements of druidic officers?
Around here the viking union removed all our druid cops what with
all thier tree-hugging and sacrificing speeders.
I know. I enjoyed your odd spelling WAY too much.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: OT--Petty, stupid boss: Comeuppance! |
31 Mar 2006 11:39:13 AM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Patrick I. McCurry
(flyndaran@hotmail.com) made the light shine upon us with this:
Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in
news:Xns9796C22A8230Evicman@216.196.97.136:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Doc Smartass
(gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com) made the light shine upon us
with
this:
Still laughing...
So the Petty, Stupid Boss (PSB) took it upon himself to make a
pickup
run across town. On the way there, he radioed the store four
times:
"Remind everyone to drive carefully--there are cops all over the
place!"
Dumbass got pulled over for speeding on the way back.
In a construction zone.
Double the fine. US$280.00! Automatic termination.
The disappointing thing: the cop didn't give him a ticket--just a
warning, because of the company's affiliation with Special
Olympics
(funny, that).
Me, I'm working some lines, hoping to get into land surveying.
I'm changing my route to the freeway in the morning. There were
three
copsickles out there today, pointing rayguns at people.
Ok, if spelled copsicles, then I would take that to mean officers
frozen in a rapidly approaching glacier. Stop driving through the
arctic circle!
If spelled copcycles, then I would take that to mean simply officers
on bikes. Boring really.
But you chose to spell it copsickles, which I take to mean poor
vomiting officers that you so pointedly ignore. You callous
*****.
Or do you mean copsickles as in implements of druidic officers?
Around here the viking union removed all our druid cops what with
all thier tree-hugging and sacrificing speeders.
I know. I enjoyed your odd spelling WAY too much.
There's a lot to be said for phoenetics. Or is that fanatics?
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
It is fair to say the bible has equal amounts of fact, history, and
pizza.
-Penn Jillette
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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| Title: Re: OT--Petty, stupid boss: Comeuppance! |
01 Apr 2006 08:12:31 PM |
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Uncle Vic <address@withheld.com> wrote in news:Xns9796C22A8230Evicman@
216.196.97.136:
Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Doc Smartass
(gekido@astroskivviesboymail.com) made the light shine upon us with
this:
Still laughing...
So the Petty, Stupid Boss (PSB) took it upon himself to make a pickup
run across town. On the way there, he radioed the store four times:
"Remind everyone to drive carefully--there are cops all over the
place!"
Dumbass got pulled over for speeding on the way back.
In a construction zone.
Double the fine. US$280.00! Automatic termination.
The disappointing thing: the cop didn't give him a ticket--just a
warning, because of the company's affiliation with Special Olympics
(funny, that).
Me, I'm working some lines, hoping to get into land surveying.
I'm changing my route to the freeway in the morning. There were three
copsickles out there today, pointing rayguns at people.
Never around when you need 'em.
--
Doc Smartass
Most truths are so naked that people feel sorry for them and cover them
up, at least a little bit.
--Edward R. Murrow
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