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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"stoney" |
| Date: |
26 Apr 2004 02:35:19 PM |
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OT: Pres Sex Quiz |
http://www.insanepictures.com/jk.shtml?3438.htm
Presidental Sex Quiz
1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he joked
about being too wasted to push the button in case of nuclear attack?
2. Which president alleged had affairs with both a winner AND a finalist
in the Miss America pageant?
3. Which president made love to one of his secretaries stretched out
atop a desk in the oval office?
4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with a
slave who was his wife's half sister?
5. Which president called his mistress Pookie?
6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first
husband and was branded an adulterer during his re-election campaign?
7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife
while he was engaged to someone else?
8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's person
secretary?
9. Which president made love to a young woman in a White House coat
closet ? at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the
hysterical first lady from attacking them?
10. Which president made love in a closet while telling his lover about
the other president who made love in a closet (the one in Question 9?
11. Which vice president was cheesed off because he felt that HIS record
of sexual conquests was more impressive than the president's?
12. Which future president, while a college student, loved showing off
his manhood (which he named Jumbo)?
SEE BELOW FOR ANSWERS
1. John F. Kennedy
2. Bill Clinton
3. Lyndon B. Johnson
4. Thomas Jefferson
5. Bill Clinton
6. Andrew Jackson
7. George Washington
8. Franklin D. Roosevelt
9. Warren G. Harding
10. John F. Kennedy
11. Lyndon B. Johnson
12. Lyndon B. Johnson
Stoney
"Designated Rascal and Rapscallion
and
SCAMPERMEISTER!"
When in doubt, SCAMPER about!
When things are fair, SCAMPER everywhere!
When things are rough, can't SCAMPER enough!
/end humour alert
alt.atheism military veteran #11
{so much for the 'no atheists in foxholes' rubbish}
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