http://www.linuxworld.com/story/45239.htm
By David Mohring
By The Cat with the Red Hat
[With apologies to Dr "SUSE," to the tune of
"Green Eggs and Ham"].
Linux can. Linux can .Use Linux
That Linux can! That Linux can! I do not
like that Linux can!
Do you like open sourcing plan?
I do not like that Linux can.
I do not like the open sourcing plan.
Would you like to free source share?
I would not like to free source share.
I would not like it anywhere. I do not like
open sourcing plan. I do not like that Linux can.
Would you like it very stable?
Would you like it to enable?
I do not like it very stable.
I do not like it to enable.
I do not like to free source share.
I do not like it anywhere.
I do not like the open sourcing plan.
I do not like that Linux can.
Would you use it in a X-Box?
Would you use it if it ROCKS?
Not on X-box. Not if it rocks.
Not if very stable. Not to enable.
I would not let them free source share.
I would not let them anywhere.
I would not allow open sourcing plan.
I do not like that Linux can.
Would you? Could you? In your biz?
Use it! Use it! Here it is.
I would not, could not, in our biz.
You may like it. You will see.
You may like it if it's free!
I would not, could not if it's free.
Not in our biz! It should never be!
I do not like it on the X-box.
I do not like it that it rocks.
I do not like it amongst our biz.
I do not like it that it is.
I do not like they free source share.
I do not like that anywhere.
I do not like that Linux can.
I do not like you Linux man!
service! service! service! service!
Could you, would you, as a service?
Not as a service! Not if it's free!
Not in my biz! Man! Let not it be!
I would not, could not, on a X-box.
I could not, would not, if it rocks.
I will not use it if its stable.
I will not use it even to enable.
I will not let them free source share.
I will not let them anywhere.
I do not like open sourcing plan.
I do not like that Linux can.
Say! if in copyleft? always free copyleft!
Would you, could you, copyleft?
I would not, could not, in copyleft.
Would you, could you, why so nervous?
I would not, could not, I'm NOT nervous.
Not as copyleft. Not as a service.
Not in my biz. Not if it's free.
I do not like that it can, you see.
Not if it's stable. Not on X-box.
Not to enable. Not if it rocks.
I will not let them free source share.
I do not like it anywhere!
You do not like open sourcing plan?
I do not like that Linux can.
Could you, would you use what we wrote?
I would not, could not, use what you wrote!
Would you, could you, to avoid your bloat?
I could not, would not, avoid bloat.
I will not, will not, use what you wrote.
I will not compete with them as a service.
I will not because it makes us nervous.
Not in our biz! Not if it's free! Not if it is!
You let me be! I do not like it on the X-Box.
I do not like it that it Rocks.
I will not use it if it's stable.
I do not like that it does enable.
I do not like they free source share.
I do not like it ANYWHERE
I do not like open sourcing plan!
I do not like that, Linux can.
You do not like it. So you say.
Try it! Try it! And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
Man! If you will let me be,
I will try it. You will see.
Say! I like open sourcing plan!
I do! I like that, Linux can!
And I would use it because it's stable.
And I could use it to enable...
And I could charge for providing a service.
And I could copyleft without being nervous.
And in my biz. And still source free.
For you can still charge for a service fee!
So I will use it on the networked X-box.
And I will promote it because it ROCKS.
And I will use it because it's stable.
And I will use it to enable.
And I will use it here and there.
Say! I can use it ANYWHERE!
I do so like open sourcing plan!
Thank you! Thank you, Linux man!
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