http://www.esatclear.ie/~irish.trade/bj000004.htm?id=4

This hysterical page has some actual English subtitles taken from
movies shown in Hong Kong. I don't want to post the whole thing, but
here are a few of the best.

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.

5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.

10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.

14. I have been scared shitless too much lately.

18. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

19. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure
you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the
dessert flour for your aunts to eat. [sic, of course]

20. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits
and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
examination.

21. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a team up
together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets
on some ***** of the giant lizard person.