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User: "SpankyTClown"
Date: 25 Apr 2006 03:52:50 PM
Object: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!!
It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:
http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html
* Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small
quantities.
* Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
* Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not
typically life-threatening side-effects.
* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
* Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
* Contributes to soil erosion.
* Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
* Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
* Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
* Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and
elsewhere.
* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El
Nino weather effect.
ALL XIANS, REPUBLICANS or XIAN REPUBLICANS TELL YOUR ENTIRE CHURCH AND
REPUBLICAN CONGRESS OF THIS MENACE TO SOCIETY BEFORE IT' S TOO LATE!!!!
.

User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 28 Apr 2006 10:20:11 PM
On 25 Apr 2006 13:52:50 -0700, "SpankyTClown"
<christopher.lynn@gmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism


It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

And they are nothing but the facts. Presentation is *everything.*
[]
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 29 Apr 2006 01:31:53 AM
In article <ppm552dm88f36ohso06jtuvvq72ecs7sum@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On 25 Apr 2006 13:52:50 -0700, "SpankyTClown"
<christopher.lynn@gmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism


It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


And they are nothing but the facts. Presentation is *everything.*


[]

Ack! Dihydrogen monoxide is a WMD! The Iranians have it! So do the
Iraqis, the Syrians, and the North Koreans! I hear the Osama and the
Taliban have access to it! Russia, China, and France have it! Even
Botswana and Mongolia have it! Everybody has it! Someone ought to tell
Dubya. He has a lot of invadin' to do.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 30 Apr 2006 02:46:30 PM
On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 23:31:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <ppm552dm88f36ohso06jtuvvq72ecs7sum@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On 25 Apr 2006 13:52:50 -0700, "SpankyTClown"
<christopher.lynn@gmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism


It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


And they are nothing but the facts. Presentation is *everything.*


[]


Ack! Dihydrogen monoxide is a WMD! The Iranians have it! So do the
Iraqis, the Syrians, and the North Koreans! I hear the Osama and the
Taliban have access to it! Russia, China, and France have it! Even
Botswana and Mongolia have it! Everybody has it! Someone ought to tell
Dubya. He has a lot of invadin' to do.

W's DH is yellow.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 30 Apr 2006 11:49:41 PM
In article <tv4a52hn25o6jgo7g5lmmkritkkdujott6@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 23:31:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <ppm552dm88f36ohso06jtuvvq72ecs7sum@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On 25 Apr 2006 13:52:50 -0700, "SpankyTClown"
<christopher.lynn@gmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism


It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


And they are nothing but the facts. Presentation is *everything.*


[]


Ack! Dihydrogen monoxide is a WMD! The Iranians have it! So do the
Iraqis, the Syrians, and the North Koreans! I hear the Osama and the
Taliban have access to it! Russia, China, and France have it! Even
Botswana and Mongolia have it! Everybody has it! Someone ought to tell
Dubya. He has a lot of invadin' to do.


W's DH is yellow.

He is yellow.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 01 May 2006 11:06:06 AM
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:49:41 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <tv4a52hn25o6jgo7g5lmmkritkkdujott6@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 23:31:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <ppm552dm88f36ohso06jtuvvq72ecs7sum@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On 25 Apr 2006 13:52:50 -0700, "SpankyTClown"
<christopher.lynn@gmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism


It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


And they are nothing but the facts. Presentation is *everything.*


[]


Ack! Dihydrogen monoxide is a WMD! The Iranians have it! So do the
Iraqis, the Syrians, and the North Koreans! I hear the Osama and the
Taliban have access to it! Russia, China, and France have it! Even
Botswana and Mongolia have it! Everybody has it! Someone ought to tell
Dubya. He has a lot of invadin' to do.


W's DH is yellow.


He is yellow.

That's why his DH is too.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 02 May 2006 12:02:07 AM
In article <tecc52lep0qfhk80iuohjv632gc5f2c5nb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:49:41 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <tv4a52hn25o6jgo7g5lmmkritkkdujott6@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Fri, 28 Apr 2006 23:31:53 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <ppm552dm88f36ohso06jtuvvq72ecs7sum@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On 25 Apr 2006 13:52:50 -0700, "SpankyTClown"
<christopher.lynn@gmail.com> wrote in alt.atheism


It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


And they are nothing but the facts. Presentation is *everything.*


[]


Ack! Dihydrogen monoxide is a WMD! The Iranians have it! So do the
Iraqis, the Syrians, and the North Koreans! I hear the Osama and the
Taliban have access to it! Russia, China, and France have it! Even
Botswana and Mongolia have it! Everybody has it! Someone ought to tell
Dubya. He has a lot of invadin' to do.


W's DH is yellow.


He is yellow.


That's why his DH is too.

At least he's color coordinated.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 02 May 2006 05:27:33 PM
On Mon, 01 May 2006 22:02:07 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <tecc52lep0qfhk80iuohjv632gc5f2c5nb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:49:41 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

[]

It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


And they are nothing but the facts. Presentation is *everything.*


[]


Ack! Dihydrogen monoxide is a WMD! The Iranians have it! So do the
Iraqis, the Syrians, and the North Koreans! I hear the Osama and the
Taliban have access to it! Russia, China, and France have it! Even
Botswana and Mongolia have it! Everybody has it! Someone ought to tell
Dubya. He has a lot of invadin' to do.


W's DH is yellow.


He is yellow.


That's why his DH is too.


At least he's color coordinated.

Purely by accident.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 02 May 2006 11:39:10 PM
In article <o5nf52houji042r6235gieof3ln81ubm99@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Mon, 01 May 2006 22:02:07 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <tecc52lep0qfhk80iuohjv632gc5f2c5nb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:49:41 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism


[]

It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over
the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts"
here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


And they are nothing but the facts. Presentation is *everything.*


[]


Ack! Dihydrogen monoxide is a WMD! The Iranians have it! So do the
Iraqis, the Syrians, and the North Koreans! I hear the Osama and the
Taliban have access to it! Russia, China, and France have it! Even
Botswana and Mongolia have it! Everybody has it! Someone ought to
tell
Dubya. He has a lot of invadin' to do.


W's DH is yellow.


He is yellow.


That's why his DH is too.


At least he's color coordinated.


Purely by accident.

Everything about him is either an accident or an accident waiting to
happen.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities"
-Voltaire
Contact - Throw a .net over the .com
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 03 May 2006 10:57:47 AM
On Tue, 02 May 2006 21:39:10 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <o5nf52houji042r6235gieof3ln81ubm99@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Mon, 01 May 2006 22:02:07 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

In article <tecc52lep0qfhk80iuohjv632gc5f2c5nb@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:

On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 21:49:41 -0700, johac <jhachmann@sbcglobal.com>
wrote in alt.atheism


[]

It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over
the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts"
here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


And they are nothing but the facts. Presentation is *everything.*


[]


Ack! Dihydrogen monoxide is a WMD! The Iranians have it! So do the
Iraqis, the Syrians, and the North Koreans! I hear the Osama and the
Taliban have access to it! Russia, China, and France have it! Even
Botswana and Mongolia have it! Everybody has it! Someone ought to
tell
Dubya. He has a lot of invadin' to do.


W's DH is yellow.


He is yellow.


That's why his DH is too.


At least he's color coordinated.


Purely by accident.


Everything about him is either an accident or an accident waiting to
happen.

Indeed. :\
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.









User: "John Baker"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 25 Apr 2006 04:11:04 PM
On 25 Apr 2006 13:52:50 -0700, "SpankyTClown"
<christopher.lynn@gmail.com> wrote:


It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

* Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small
quantities.
* Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
* Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not
typically life-threatening side-effects.
* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
* Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
* Contributes to soil erosion.
* Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
* Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
* Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
* Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and
elsewhere.
* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El
Nino weather effect.

ALL XIANS, REPUBLICANS or XIAN REPUBLICANS TELL YOUR ENTIRE CHURCH AND
REPUBLICAN CONGRESS OF THIS MENACE TO SOCIETY BEFORE IT' S TOO LATE!!!!

The sad part is those Christian Republicans are dumb enough to swallow
this. (pun intended) <G>
.
User: "SpankyTClown"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 25 Apr 2006 06:55:39 PM
John Baker wrote:


The sad part is those Christian Republicans are dumb enough to swallow
this. (pun intended) <G>

I can only hope in my wildest dreams that I'm channel surfing and this
***** is all over FOX news sometime.
.


User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 25 Apr 2006 05:08:39 PM
Previously, on alt.atheism, SpankyTClown in episode
<1145998370.846473.238150@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>...

It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!!

And I have a bucket of it *right *here!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "SpankyTClown"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 25 Apr 2006 06:58:26 PM
I keep finding it in the toilet for some reason.
I'm extremely worried now that the "facts" have been presented.
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 25 Apr 2006 10:03:17 PM
Previously, on alt.atheism, SpankyTClown in episode
<1146009506.412521.313020@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>...

I keep finding it in the toilet for some reason.

I'm extremely worried now that the "facts" have been presented.

I understand this substance can be found in *every toilet in the country...
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.
User: "SpankyTClown"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 26 Apr 2006 01:29:43 PM
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

Previously, on alt.atheism, SpankyTClown in episode
<1146009506.412521.313020@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>...

I keep finding it in the toilet for some reason.

I'm extremely worried now that the "facts" have been presented.


I understand this substance can be found in *every toilet in the country...

Houston I think we have a problem.
.

User: ""

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 26 Apr 2006 02:25:29 AM
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

Previously, on alt.atheism, SpankyTClown in episode
<1146009506.412521.313020@v46g2000cwv.googlegroups.com>...

I keep finding it in the toilet for some reason.

I'm extremely worried now that the "facts" have been presented.


I understand this substance can be found in *every toilet in the country...

At the race track, we changed to chemical toilets, but they're hell to
keep clean. In fact, we have to use DHMO to clean them.
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
.



User: "Tim McGaughy"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 30 Apr 2006 08:53:40 AM
Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

Previously, on alt.atheism, SpankyTClown in episode
<1145998370.846473.238150@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>...


It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!!



And I have a bucket of it *right *here!

Just a bucket?
Wasn't there a big spill that covered yer entire city with it recently?
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 30 Apr 2006 09:49:51 AM
Previously, on alt.atheism, Tim McGaughy in episode
<e32fh7011tm@enews3.newsguy.com>...

Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

Previously, on alt.atheism, SpankyTClown in episode
<1145998370.846473.238150@g10g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>...


It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!!



And I have a bucket of it *right *here!


Just a bucket?

Wasn't there a big spill that covered yer entire city with it recently?

See how dangerous the stuff is?!?!?!
--
Mark K. Bilbo
--------------------------------------------------
"Corps chief admits to 'design failure'"
(Took them long enough)
http://makeashorterlink.com/?J3EF62DEC
"As hip as it is for outsiders to blame New Orleans
for everything bad that happened during and after
Hurricane Katrina, the truth is that the people
who lived here were much more prepared for a big
storm than the federal government that promised
us flood protection."
http://makeashorterlink.com/?V180525DC
"Everything New Orleans"
http://www.nola.com
.



User: "Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 25 Apr 2006 11:47:18 PM
SpankyTClown wrote:

ALL XIANS, REPUBLICANS or XIAN REPUBLICANS TELL YOUR ENTIRE CHURCH AND
REPUBLICAN CONGRESS OF THIS MENACE TO SOCIETY BEFORE IT' S TOO LATE!!!!

You should have posted this to the jebus cult ngs. Here, the numbnuts will
be bound to disregard it from the start just because it was posted on
alt.atheism - according to fundie "logic", this means that it's
automatically a lie of Saaa-taaan. ;)
--
"To his friend a man a friend shall prove, and gifts with gifts requite;
But men shall mocking with mockery answer, and fraud with falsehood meet."
(The Poetic Edda)
Must have been written with fundies in mind...
My personal judgment of monotheism:
http://www.carcosa.de/nojebus
.
User: "SpankyTClown"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 26 Apr 2006 01:37:30 PM
Thurisaz, Germanic barbarian wrote:

SpankyTClown wrote:

ALL XIANS, REPUBLICANS or XIAN REPUBLICANS TELL YOUR ENTIRE CHURCH AND
REPUBLICAN CONGRESS OF THIS MENACE TO SOCIETY BEFORE IT' S TOO LATE!!!!


You should have posted this to the jebus cult ngs. Here, the numbnuts will
be bound to disregard it from the start just because it was posted on
alt.atheism - according to fundie "logic", this means that it's
automatically a lie of Saaa-taaan. ;)

I think I will, although I think that I should change the Xian to
Christian. Fools them everytime. Well I assume...:\
.


User: "Josh M."

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 26 Apr 2006 02:37:10 AM
SpankyTClown wrote:

It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

* Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small
quantities.
* Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage.
* Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not
typically life-threatening side-effects.
* DHMO is a major component of acid rain.
* Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns.
* Contributes to soil erosion.
* Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals.
* Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits.
* Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes.
* Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions.
* Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and
elsewhere.
* Thermal variations in DHMO are a suspected contributor to the El
Nino weather effect.

ALL XIANS, REPUBLICANS or XIAN REPUBLICANS TELL YOUR ENTIRE CHURCH AND
REPUBLICAN CONGRESS OF THIS MENACE TO SOCIETY BEFORE IT' S TOO LATE!!!!

I saw this little trick played on some environmentalist hippies
on Penn and Teller's show _Bullshit!_. They actually managed to
get a few of them to sign the petition.
.

User: "Tim McGaughy"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 30 Apr 2006 08:49:46 AM
SpankyTClown wrote:

It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:

This is old as dirt.
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: The dihydrogen monoxide menace!!! 30 Apr 2006 02:46:56 PM
On Sun, 30 Apr 2006 08:49:46 -0500, Tim McGaughy <teekem@ispwest.com>
wrote in alt.atheism

SpankyTClown wrote:

It has come to my attention that this poison is currently all over the
planet. In fact it has been found in humans!!! Get the "facts" here:


This is old as dirt.

Ah, quite the youngster......
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
.



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