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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"stoney" |
| Date: |
13 Feb 2005 10:15:32 PM |
| Object: |
OT: Yooper Humour |
Hoolie's Ice Fishin tips
1) Keep da worms in your mouth so they don't freeze.
2) WARNING: if some troll yells free beer in the basement don't run
into his shack and jump in da hole.
Fred's Meat market
"Where the meat is fresh and so is Fred."
Specials on Yooper soul food
Lutefisk*Smelt*Whitefish*Bear and Deer Meat
Our ducks and partidge have little or no bird shot in em.
Uno Tanskanen's Extra Fun Stuff Tahdoo in February
1) Take Sauna. Let guys run outside,
den lock em out dere for half hour.
2) Go out on lake wit da car spin yogies.
3) Hook up toe rope to car, strap on skis go like heck.
4) Trow log on fire drink coffee watch brids in feeder trow log
on fire.
Yooper Winter Driving Tips
1) Don't lock da breaks on ice or you'll end up in da snowbank.
2) When coming to a stop sign pump da brakes and pray.
3) Watch out for buried hydrants when your backing up eh.
4) Always put da mudder-n-law and wife in back for traction.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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