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Religions > Atheism |
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"Pastor Kutchie" |
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14 Jun 2006 03:41:33 AM |
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OT: 419, the universe's funniest number |
ade^L^L^Lclaims office wrote:
EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
BONANZA 2006!!!
This is to Notify you of the release of the lottery winning, held on the 4th of June,2006.
Due to the mix up of numbers, the results were released on the 7th of June, 2006. Your
e-mail address attached to ticket number: <snip>under agent ID: <snip> and lucky ball
number 7363789,which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.
That's an awful lot of balls!
You have therefore been qualified for a lump sum payout of 860,641.28 Great British
Pounds(GBP) which amounts to $1,500,000.00 (One Million,Five Hundred Thousand United
States DOLLARS) in cash, drawn in your favor, as the sole beneficiary and covered with
the highest level of Insurance policy called the IRREVOCABLE GUARANTEE OF
PAYMENT BOND.
Due to mix up of some names and winning number, we ask that you keep your winning
information confidential until
Oops!
your claim has been processed and your money remitted to you, in your perspective
country. Because this is part of our new security protocol to avoid double claiming and
forgery of winners identity in this program by some unscrupulous persons.
I'm glad they can spell unscrupulous.
This lottery was organized by an association of software manufacturers who came together > from all parts of europe including Great Britain,Spain,The Netherlands and Belgium which
are the major host countries.All participants were selected through our Microsoft computer
ballot draw system, were we extracted over 20,000.00 companies
and 3,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
Automatically via a spambot.
To begin your lottery claim, please contact your Fudiciary agent below that has been
appointed for the processing of your claim with the email address below:
Mr <snip contact details>.
Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to
quote your WINNING NUMBER in all correspondence.
Warning: All winners are to claim their winning prize in not later than 1 week (7 days) of
their winning notification.
Winners are to contacts us to confirm thier winning through the phone number displayed
before sending an email.This is done to aviod forgery and impersonation of winners
information and ticket number.
This is also to inform winners that there are so many email letters all over the internet
faking to be real, so be warrned!!!
No *****?!!!!
There now follows a bit of BS that the author hopes will throw me off
the scent. In military parlance this is known as chaff.
Note: That you are to respond to all the necessary procedure involved in collecting your
prize ,and if you are not interested in claiming your prize,you are advised to draft this office
your REFUSAL LETTER indicating that you are not interested in your winning prize and it
should be used for the next stake.
<major snippage, more of the same>
We wish you a hearthy congratulation once again.
.... etc.
I am tempted to reply to this, stating that I have absolutely no liquid
funds or liquidizable assets, and that they may deduct any required
advance fees (which I am sure they can afford to stand for me, seeing
that they are so wealthy) from my winnings when they pay me. I wonder
what their response will be.
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| User: "raven1" |
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| Title: Re: OT: 419, the universe's funniest number |
14 Jun 2006 01:04:45 PM |
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On 14 Jun 2006 01:41:33 -0700, "Pastor Kutchie"
<user13@heathens.org.uk> wrote:
To begin your lottery claim, please contact your Fudiciary agent
Sowwy, my Fudiciawy agent is off hunting wabbits.
--
"O Sybilli, si ergo
Fortibus es in ero
O Nobili! Themis trux
Sivat sinem? Causen Dux"
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: 419, the universe's funniest number |
14 Jun 2006 01:35:54 PM |
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Pastor Kutchie wrote:
EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
BONANZA 2006!!!
I won the Netherlands lottery under similar circumstances.
As a result I can say that the Queen of England and I are in essentially the
same financial situation.
(NPR debunked the idea that the Queen was the richest woman in the world.
They pointed out she was down to about number 500 or so. The guy then said
her wealth was under 100 million dollars.
..
..
..
So is mine.)
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: 419, the universe's funniest number |
14 Jun 2006 01:52:57 PM |
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"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:eGYjg.147773$F_3.41248@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
Pastor Kutchie wrote:
EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
BONANZA 2006!!!
I won the Netherlands lottery under similar circumstances.
As a result I can say that the Queen of England and I are in essentially
the same financial situation.
(NPR debunked the idea that the Queen was the richest woman in the world.
They pointed out she was down to about number 500 or so. The guy then said
her wealth was under 100 million dollars.
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So is mine.)
Wow! What a coinky-dink! So is mine! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
Atheist ***** Extraordinaire
#1557
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| User: "Oliver" |
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| Title: Re: 419, the universe's funniest number |
20 Jun 2006 10:22:04 AM |
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On Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:52:57 -0700, Robibnikoff <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:eGYjg.147773$F_3.41248@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
Pastor Kutchie wrote:
EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
BONANZA 2006!!!
I won the Netherlands lottery under similar circumstances.
As a result I can say that the Queen of England and I are in essentially
the same financial situation.
(NPR debunked the idea that the Queen was the richest woman in the
world.
They pointed out she was down to about number 500 or so. The guy then
said
her wealth was under 100 million dollars.
.
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.
So is mine.)
Wow! What a coinky-dink! So is mine! :)
Mine is under $500,000,000
--
Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/
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| User: "Uncle Clover" |
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| Title: Re: 419, the universe's funniest number |
14 Jun 2006 05:37:34 PM |
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On Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:52:57 -0400, "Robibnikoff" <witchypoo@broomstick.com>
wrote:
"Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
news:eGYjg.147773$F_3.41248@newssvr29.news.prodigy.net...
Pastor Kutchie wrote:
EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
BONANZA 2006!!!
I won the Netherlands lottery under similar circumstances.
As a result I can say that the Queen of England and I are in essentially
the same financial situation.
(NPR debunked the idea that the Queen was the richest woman in the world.
They pointed out she was down to about number 500 or so. The guy then said
her wealth was under 100 million dollars.
.
.
.
So is mine.)
Wow! What a coinky-dink! So is mine! :)
My worth is the universe. In dreams, in thought and in deed, I am free to go
anywhere I have the power to take myself. And no one has the right to stop me.
I own Mars, at least as much as the next person. Just because I can't touch it,
that doesn't make it any less mine. I own the stars, at least as much as anyone
else. Just because I can't visit them, that doesn't mean I am not composed of
their essence or that they and I don't have something remarkably fundamental
(but indescribable) in common. We are related, the stars and I. As are all
things, but few ever stop to think of it.
See that narrow, razor-sharp band of white just to the south of the Great Red
Spot of Jupiter? That's my band of clouds right there - just because I want
them to be. And nobody can stop me from owning them. Not yet, anyways.
Ganymede, Titan, Io and Callisto - all of these heavenly bodies lay in wait for
my arrival - as they do for all of us, though few if any of us will ever
directly see any portion of them. Still, I own them - I can feel it in the
nucleas of the atoms which hold me together. The force, the gravity and the
electromagnetic, the strong & the weak and all the other ones we may not even
know about yet - they bind us together so that in a very literal way, we are all
owners of the universe, and of each other.
Eh, just some rambling, I'll be on my way now. :-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Clover
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The true mark of a civilized society is when its
citizens know how to hate each other peacefully.
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"A disappearance is when someone has vanished.
A tragedy is when they were photogenic."
- a.t-c's Bo Raxo, paraphrased.
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"If you look at the whole life of the planet,
man has only been around for a few blinks of an
eye. So if the infection wipes us all out,
that _is_ a return to normality..."
- Sergeant Farrell, "28 Days Later"
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: 419, the universe's funniest number |
14 Jun 2006 03:47:52 AM |
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Pastor Kutchie wrote:
snip a lil'
I am tempted to reply to this, stating that I have absolutely no liquid
funds or liquidizable assets, and that they may deduct any required
advance fees (which I am sure they can afford to stand for me, seeing
that they are so wealthy) from my winnings when they pay me. I wonder
what their response will be.
Heh, heh.
http://www.419eater.com/index.htm
Make sure you check out the trophy case! <g>
I once had a url from an Austrailian guy that convinced one of `em that
he was a hot blond chick. 419 boy spent the next two weeks begging her
to pick up the money in person-in Lagos. I wish I could find the link,
it was a great story.
-Panama Floyd, Atl.
aa#2015, Member Knights of BAAWA!
EAC Martian Commander
"..the prayer cloth of one aeon is the doormat of the next."
-Mark Twain
Religious societies are *less* moral than secular ones:
http://moses.creighton.edu/JRS/2005/2005-11.html
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