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Religions > Atheism |
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"Uncle Buck" |
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22 May 2005 08:39:50 PM |
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OT: Another lame, lame, LAME blond joke |
Blond 1: "I think I'm having a heart attack! Dial 911!"
Blond 2: "What's the number?"
Blond 1, clutching chest in pain: "Oh, please TELL me you're not really
that stupid!"
BLond 2: "Well alrighty then, 'Miss Thang', go ahead and croak. See if
I care."
Blond 1: "Okay, okay, _FINE_, since you're so clearly impaired, I'll
get the number FOR you. Where's the phone book?"
<ba-dum pa CHING!> ;-)
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| User: "Barry Trotter" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME blond joke |
23 May 2005 01:38:56 PM |
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In the great debate about "OT: Another lame, lame, LAME blond joke" in
alt.atheism, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> catapaulted the
following boulder:
Blond 1: "I think I'm having a heart attack! Dial 911!"
Blond 2: "What's the number?"
Blond 1, clutching chest in pain: "Oh, please TELL me you're not really
that stupid!"
BLond 2: "Well alrighty then, 'Miss Thang', go ahead and croak. See if
I care."
Blond 1: "Okay, okay, _FINE_, since you're so clearly impaired, I'll
get the number FOR you. Where's the phone book?"
<ba-dum pa CHING!> ;-)
Hillbilly joke:
Hillbilly is out shooting in the woods with his friend. His friend
keels over and appears to be dead, so he dials 911. "My friend just
keeled over and died".
911: "OK, are you sure he's dead?"
Hillbilly: "Nope, not for certain".
911: "Make sure he's dead"
A shot is heard.
Hillbilly: "Yup, he's dead".
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME blond joke |
23 May 2005 09:30:54 PM |
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Barry Trotter <trotb02@hogwash.ac.uk> wrote in
news:o58491hs08oetbekdhehrbq50gm52418s4@4ax.com:
In the great debate about "OT: Another lame, lame, LAME blond joke" in
alt.atheism, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> catapaulted the
following boulder:
Blond 1: "I think I'm having a heart attack! Dial 911!"
Blond 2: "What's the number?"
Blond 1, clutching chest in pain: "Oh, please TELL me you're not
really
that stupid!"
BLond 2: "Well alrighty then, 'Miss Thang', go ahead and croak. See
if
I care."
Blond 1: "Okay, okay, _FINE_, since you're so clearly impaired, I'll
get the number FOR you. Where's the phone book?"
<ba-dum pa CHING!> ;-)
Hillbilly joke:
Hillbilly is out shooting in the woods with his friend. His friend
keels over and appears to be dead, so he dials 911. "My friend just
keeled over and died".
911: "OK, are you sure he's dead?"
Hillbilly: "Nope, not for certain".
911: "Make sure he's dead"
A shot is heard.
Hillbilly: "Yup, he's dead".
Southern joke:
Guy on bridge: "Don't try to stop me, I'm going to jump!"
Southern lady: "Don't jump! Think of your parents!"
Guy on bridge: "My parents are dead."
Southern lady: "What about your wife and kids?"
Guy on bridge: "I'm not married."
Southern lady: "Well then think of Robert E. Lee"
Guy on bridge: "Who?"
Southern lady: "Go ahead and jump you damn yankee!"
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Even if the grass is greener on the other side: they still have to cut
it.
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| User: "J Young" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME blond joke |
23 May 2005 01:46:30 PM |
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Barry Trotter wrote:
In the great debate about "OT: Another lame, lame, LAME blond joke"
in
alt.atheism, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> catapaulted the
following boulder:
Blond 1: "I think I'm having a heart attack! Dial 911!"
Blond 2: "What's the number?"
Blond 1, clutching chest in pain: "Oh, please TELL me you're not
really
that stupid!"
BLond 2: "Well alrighty then, 'Miss Thang', go ahead and croak. See
if
I care."
Blond 1: "Okay, okay, _FINE_, since you're so clearly impaired,
I'll
get the number FOR you. Where's the phone book?"
<ba-dum pa CHING!> ;-)
Hillbilly joke:
Hillbilly is out shooting in the woods with his friend. His friend
keels over and appears to be dead, so he dials 911. "My friend just
keeled over and died".
911: "OK, are you sure he's dead?"
Hillbilly: "Nope, not for certain".
911: "Make sure he's dead"
A shot is heard.
Hillbilly: "Yup, he's dead".
David Silverman F.L.A.H.N. aa #2208
Another hillbilly joke:
A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on
the
supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people
here
believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts,
do any
of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their
hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has
anyone
here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three
students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one
question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One
student
in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off
his
glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been
giving
this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.
You've got
to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The hillbilly replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his
way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a
ghost."
The hillbilly replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you
said
'goats'!"
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME blond joke |
23 May 2005 05:53:19 PM |
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On Sun, 22 May 2005 21:39:50 -0400, Uncle Buck
<UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote:
Blond 1: "I think I'm having a heart attack! Dial 911!"
Blond 2: "What's the number?"
Blond 1, clutching chest in pain: "Oh, please TELL me you're not really
that stupid!"
BLond 2: "Well alrighty then, 'Miss Thang', go ahead and croak. See if
I care."
Blond 1: "Okay, okay, _FINE_, since you're so clearly impaired, I'll
get the number FOR you. Where's the phone book?"
<ba-dum pa CHING!> ;-)
She dialed 119 and had to go help then. grrrrr..............
TheRain
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