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"Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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10 Oct 2004 05:10:48 PM |
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OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
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L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "Ike" |
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| Title: Re: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
10 Oct 2004 08:25:18 PM |
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"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:416bb341.7530841@newsgroups.bellsouth.net...
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
The joke was from an issue of Mad magazine and the original line was "Out,
dammit Spot!"
<the inanity continues...>
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L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
10 Oct 2004 11:49:09 PM |
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In our last thrilling episode, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) was pushed over the cliffs of alt.atheism on Sun, 10 Oct
2004 22:10:48 GMT by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
(scroll down)
The last hit for both of the was The Wall.
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Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
14 Oct 2004 10:51:21 AM |
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On Mon, 11 Oct 2004 04:49:09 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
In our last thrilling episode, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) was pushed over the cliffs of alt.atheism on Sun, 10 Oct
2004 22:10:48 GMT by Zoog, minion of Zathar. As he fell, he screamed:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
The last hit for both of the was The Wall.
First thing to come in mind for me was "Dark Side of the Moon"
and I couldn't figure out a connection-unless all were assholes.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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| User: "Yang, AthD h.c" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
10 Oct 2004 02:32:05 PM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:10:48 GMT, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) wrote:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
But can you work a Duncan donut pun in there somewhere?
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Yang
a.a. #28
AthD (h.c.) conferred by the regents of the LCL
a.a. pastor #-273.15, the most frigid church of Celcius nee Kelvin
EAC Econometric Forecast and Sorcery Division
Proudly plonked by Lani Girl and Crazyalec
The Bush 'balanced' budget: 1.2 trillion and worsening
The Bush 'economic' policy: -3 million jobs and counting
The Bush Iraq lie: -1070 GIs, one friend's co-worker's son and mounting
Having Bush ***** up my country: Worthless
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
14 Oct 2004 10:45:49 AM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 12:32:05 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:10:48 GMT, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) wrote:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
But can you work a Duncan donut pun in there somewhere?
I've heard Duncan can carry 16 donuts at a time while keeping his arms
and hands free......
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
14 Oct 2004 10:43:50 AM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 12:32:05 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:10:48 GMT, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) wrote:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
But can you work a Duncan donut pun in there somewhere?
Its in the coffee.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
14 Oct 2004 02:20:01 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 08:43:50 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 12:32:05 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:10:48 GMT, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) wrote:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
But can you work a Duncan donut pun in there somewhere?
Its in the coffee.
Deadpan comedian Steven Wright said he spilled spot remover on his
dog, now he's gone.....
(just thought you'd like to know)
drift
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
16 Oct 2004 10:58:30 PM |
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On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 15:20:01 -0400, wrote:
On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 08:43:50 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 12:32:05 -0700, "Yang, AthD (h.c)"
<eacmole@/*AWOLBUSH*/mail.com> wrote:
On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 22:10:48 GMT, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) wrote:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
But can you work a Duncan donut pun in there somewhere?
Its in the coffee.
Deadpan comedian Steven Wright said he spilled spot remover on his
dog, now he's gone.....
(just thought you'd like to know)
doggone....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
10 Oct 2004 03:02:42 PM |
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Uncle Dollar Bill wrote:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
Spot is a popular dog name with some of the collage crowd around here.
They amuse their friends by calling it
"Come Spot"
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
14 Oct 2004 10:48:02 AM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 20:02:42 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Uncle Dollar Bill wrote:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
<the inanity continues...>
Spot is a popular dog name with some of the collage crowd around here.
They amuse their friends by calling it
"Come Spot"
On the ship in Scotland I was horsing around and calling the
electrician chief like a dog......He turned the passageway corner to
the shop ten seconds later.
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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| User: "dgillesp" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
10 Oct 2004 04:02:04 PM |
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Uncle Dollar Bill wrote:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
Reminds me of the stray dog which was always hanging around the chow
line at college (55 + years ago). Since nobody knew what to call him,
he acquired (at that time on a church college campus) the 'daring' name
of Dammit. So you would hear people call, "Come here, Dammit!" or
"Get out of the way, Dammit!"-- to amusement of some and the
consternation of others.
<the inanity continues...>
..... nor does it ever end ....
Denny
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L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke |
14 Oct 2004 10:49:25 AM |
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On Sun, 10 Oct 2004 17:02:04 -0400, dgillesp <dgillesp@nospam.net>
wrote:
Uncle Dollar Bill wrote:
Q: What did Lady Macbeth tell her dog when it had to pee?
A: OUT, damned Spot!
Reminds me of the stray dog which was always hanging around the chow
line at college (55 + years ago). Since nobody knew what to call him,
he acquired (at that time on a church college campus) the 'daring' name
of Dammit. So you would hear people call, "Come here, Dammit!" or
"Get out of the way, Dammit!"-- to amusement of some and the
consternation of others.
/innocent look
And the stray was a Chow.........
and/or ended up as.....
<the inanity continues...>
.... nor does it ever end ....
Denny
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L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Vote for Bush. Why vote for the lesser of two evils?
No matter the candidates the superstition industry wins.
'Jesus' is a sock-puppet Christians utilize to add 'authority' to
whatever action they intend on taking. -Stoney
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