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"Uncle Clover" |
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23 Oct 2006 04:59:26 PM |
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OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke... |
Q: Why was the dog depressed?
A: Because it had a ruff life...
<ba-dum pa-CHING!> ;-)
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| User: "Fester" |
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| Title: Re: Another lame, lame, LAME joke... |
23 Oct 2006 09:09:38 PM |
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"Uncle Clover" <UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:oneqj29tfu1ta5e0nbqscnagf7g3ilqnoj@4ax.com...
Q: Why was the dog depressed?
A: Because it had a ruff life...
<ba-dum pa-CHING!> ;-)
A man walks into a bar with his dog. He tells everyone that his dog can
talk, and takes bets.
He asks the dog, "What's on top of a house?" The dog says, "Roof"
Crowd gets surly, so he says, OK, gimme one more chance.
He asks the dog, "What's under a tree?" The dog says "Root"
Crowd's really getting on him now. He's got one last chance.
He asks the dog, "Who was the greatest Yankee?" The dog says, "Ruth"
So he and the dog are bleeding on the curb a few seconds later. The dog
looks at him and says, "Who do they think, DiMaggio?"
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke... |
27 Oct 2006 01:22:12 PM |
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On Mon, 23 Oct 2006 17:59:26 -0400, Uncle Clover
<UncleClover@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in alt.atheism
Q: Why was the dog depressed?
A: Because it had a ruff life...
<ba-dum pa-CHING!> ;-)
That barks.
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke... |
23 Oct 2006 05:29:27 PM |
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Uncle Clover wrote:
Q: Why was the dog depressed?
A: Because it had a ruff life...
<ba-dum pa-CHING!> ;-)
Good thing we don't have your address.
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| User: "Uncle Clover" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke... |
23 Oct 2006 05:40:11 PM |
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On 23 Oct 2006 15:29:27 -0700, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote:
Uncle Clover wrote:
Q: Why was the dog depressed?
A: Because it had a ruff life...
<ba-dum pa-CHING!> ;-)
Good thing we don't have your address.
Then let me give it to you. It's:
"Mister".
Glad I could be of service. ;-)
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Another lame, lame, LAME joke... |
23 Oct 2006 05:45:05 PM |
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Uncle Clover wrote:
On 23 Oct 2006 15:29:27 -0700, "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@hotmail.com> wrote:
Uncle Clover wrote:
Q: Why was the dog depressed?
A: Because it had a ruff life...
<ba-dum pa-CHING!> ;-)
Good thing we don't have your address.
Then let me give it to you. It's:
"Mister".
Glad I could be of service. ;-)
Actually, that's a BIG improvement. You can live.
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