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"Kevin Anthoney" |
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11 Aug 2004 07:07:36 AM |
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OT: Anti-terrorism |
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
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Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Anti-terrorism |
11 Aug 2004 07:47:21 AM |
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On Wed, 11 Aug 2004 13:07:36 +0100 in alt.atheism, Kevin Anthoney
(Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
Heh. See
http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk
much more sensible than
http://www.preparingforemergencies.gov.uk
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
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** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Anti-terrorism |
11 Aug 2004 11:38:42 AM |
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One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Therion Ware:
On Wed, 11 Aug 2004 13:07:36 +0100 in alt.atheism, Kevin Anthoney
(Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism
thing as much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
Heh. See
http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk
much more sensible than
http://www.preparingforemergencies.gov.uk
Yup, I like their advice better. RUN!
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
______________
The whole foundation of Christianity is based on the idea that
intellectualism is the work of the Devil. Remember the apple on the tree?
Okay, it was the Tree of Knowledge. "You eat this apple, you're going to be
as smart as God. We can't have that."
[Frank Zappa]
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Anti-terrorism |
11 Aug 2004 01:17:04 PM |
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On Wed, 11 Aug 2004 11:38:42 -0500 in alt.atheism, Vic Sagerquist
(address@withheld.com (Vic Sagerquist)) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
One day in alt.atheism, Also Sprach Therion Ware:
On Wed, 11 Aug 2004 13:07:36 +0100 in alt.atheism, Kevin Anthoney
(Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com>) said, directing the
reply to alt.atheism
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism
thing as much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
Heh. See
http://www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk
much more sensible than
http://www.preparingforemergencies.gov.uk
Yup, I like their advice better. RUN!
pausing only to loot!
--
"Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You."
- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
Inexpensive VHS & other video to CD/DVD conversion?
See: <http://www.Video2CD.com>. 35.00 gets your video on DVD.
all posts to this email address are automatically deleted without being read.
** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "DianaC" |
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| Title: stupid safety instructions (was Re: Anti-terrorism) |
11 Aug 2004 09:31:11 AM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing
as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
There is an OSHA required notice posted on the wall of every classroom in
the college I attend. It's complicated..has instructions on what to do about
every possible emergency there is. I was interested in the one pertaining to
the handicapped student stuck on the second floor when the elevators weren't
working (since until I got my new knee in June, I would have been one of
those stuck..)
It reads: "Position yourself near the elevator or stair well and call for
help".
Gee, thanks.....
'course, the fact that these instructions on getting out of a two and three
story building were posted in a facility that didn't HAVE any second story
buildings made me feel, er.....
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| User: "Mikhail" |
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| Title: Re: stupid safety instructions (was Re: Anti-terrorism) |
12 Aug 2004 11:57:07 AM |
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DianaC wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism
thing
as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
There is an OSHA required notice posted on the wall of every classroom
in the college I attend. It's complicated..has instructions on what to
do about every possible emergency there is. I was interested in the
one pertaining to the handicapped student stuck on the second floor
when the elevators weren't working (since until I got my new knee in
June, I would have been one of those stuck..)
It reads: "Position yourself near the elevator or stair well and call
for help".
Gee, thanks.....
'course, the fact that these instructions on getting out of a two and
three story building were posted in a facility that didn't HAVE any
second story buildings made me feel, er.....
RRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG.
/chair warmer
(hands on hips, flustered and tapping foot)
Use your imagination! Do we have to tell you *everything?"
--
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and
neither do we.
-George Bush 2004/08/20040805
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| User: "Fear gan dia" |
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| Title: Re: stupid safety instructions (was Re: Anti-terrorism) |
11 Aug 2004 04:56:38 PM |
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Verily verily I say unto you, it is written by "DianaC"
in <P4qSc.4441$EQ5.1455@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing
as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Is that really the title? I say, old chap, we all know that
this terrorism business is dashed inconvenient, but look here,
we've got to keep a stiff upper lip, mustn't grumble, worse
things happen at sea...
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
There is an OSHA required notice posted on the wall of every classroom in
the college I attend. It's complicated..has instructions on what to do about
every possible emergency there is. I was interested in the one pertaining to
the handicapped student stuck on the second floor when the elevators weren't
working (since until I got my new knee in June, I would have been one of
those stuck..)
Reminds me of a scene from the office, where they have a fire
drill, and David and Gareth struggle to get a girl in a
wheelchair halfway down the stairs, then they say "sod this"
and take off, leaving her stuck on a landing.
Here's a webpage that shows the fun side of terrorist attacks:
http://houstonjusticenotwar.org/articles/terrorist_attack/index.html
--
The Very Irrev. Fear gan dia # http://goddamliberal.port5.com
"If you're a Democrat, you win when people think." - Bill Clinton
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| User: "Kevin Anthoney" |
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| Title: Re: stupid safety instructions (was Re: Anti-terrorism) |
11 Aug 2004 05:19:53 PM |
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Fear gan dia wrote:
Verily verily I say unto you, it is written by "DianaC"
in <P4qSc.4441$EQ5.1455@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism
thing
as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Is that really the title? I say, old chap, we all know that
this terrorism business is dashed inconvenient, but look here,
we've got to keep a stiff upper lip, mustn't grumble, worse
things happen at sea...
No, we *haven't* got to keep a stiff upper lip. We're supposed to panic,
*panic*, *PANIC*!!!. Oh, and vote Labour in next time. Tony'll keep us
safe. We've got his word on that.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Mikhail" |
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| Title: Re: stupid safety instructions (was Re: Anti-terrorism) |
12 Aug 2004 11:58:48 AM |
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Kevin Anthoney wrote:
Fear gan dia wrote:
Verily verily I say unto you, it is written by "DianaC"
in <P4qSc.4441$EQ5.1455@nwrddc03.gnilink.net>:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the
terrorism thing
as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Is that really the title? I say, old chap, we all know that
this terrorism business is dashed inconvenient, but look here,
we've got to keep a stiff upper lip, mustn't grumble, worse
things happen at sea...
No, we *haven't* got to keep a stiff upper lip. We're supposed to
panic, *panic*, *PANIC*!!!. Oh, and vote Labour in next time.
Tony'll keep us safe. We've got his word on that.
(laughter....his 'word')
Do you keep your towel with you at all times?
--
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and
neither do we.
-George Bush 2004/08/20040805
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| User: "Claytonman...Claytonman....Does What Ever A Beer Can" |
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| Title: Re: Anti-terrorism |
11 Aug 2004 07:45:07 PM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing
as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Like that convenient new hole in the wall!
Sleep well, kiddies.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "Mikhail" |
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| Title: Re: Anti-terrorism |
12 Aug 2004 11:55:04 AM |
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Claytonman...Claytonman....Does What Ever A Beer Can wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism
thing
as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Like that convenient new hole in the wall!
/occupant
Finally! Air conditioning!
--
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and
neither do we.
-George Bush 2004/08/20040805
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| User: "Puck Greenman" |
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12 Aug 2004 06:58:01 AM |
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On Thu, 12 Aug 2004 10:45:07 +1000, "Claytonman...Claytonman....Does
What Ever A Beer Can" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> with calm
deliberation, and malace aforethought, wrote:
"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing
as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Like that convenient new hole in the wall!
But look out for that first step, it could be a doozy.
--
Puck Greenman
#162
BAAWA Knight.
Blesed is the self righteous xtian,
for his is the sure and certain knowledge
that no matter what load of tripe he
comes out with:
God told him to say it.
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| User: "Sara Brum" |
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| Title: Re: Anti-terrorism |
11 Aug 2004 07:18:57 AM |
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"Kevin Anthoney" <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing
as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
To think some chair polisher was paid to come up with that little gem. :o\
Sleep well, kiddies.
--
Kevin Anthoney
kanthoney[a]dsl.pipex.com
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| User: "John Hearsey" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Anti-terrorism |
11 Aug 2004 04:20:25 PM |
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In article <2b492$411a0c08$51569c09$9737@nf1.news-service-com>,
says...
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
"Do not use matches or lighters in case of gas leaks"
/ I transform into someone from Burnley or Preston
But my matches don't use gas they are made of wood and have a little red thing at the end that
burns.
/ I return to normal
"If you saw the explosion, stay in the area in a safe place and tell the police what you saw."
No way, take some pictures of it and sell them to media.
Somewhere I've got some pictures I took of a car fire in a city centre, I never did try to
sell them. Unfortunate really because they were better than the ones in the local paper, one
of them shows a photographer of the paper.
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| User: "Tapio Erola" |
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12 Aug 2004 02:45:51 PM |
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Kevin Anthoney <kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> writes:
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
Hey, don't forget that USA had the old "Duck and Cover" :-)
--
Tapio Erola (No mail to please!)
"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong."
--Voltaire
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| User: "stoney" |
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11 Aug 2004 09:16:30 AM |
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Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism
thing as much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
(Laughter) Well, that certainly was a waste of taxpayers money.
--
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and
neither do we.
-George Bush 2004/08/20040805
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| User: "Jez" |
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11 Aug 2004 09:54:45 AM |
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stoney wrote:
Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism
thing as much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
(Laughter) Well, that certainly was a waste of taxpayers money.
Hey that's what taxpayers money is FOR !
--
Jez
"The condition of alienation, of being asleep, of being unconscious,
of being out of one's mind, is the condition of the normal man. Society
highly values its normal man.It educates children to lose themselves
and to become absurd,and thus to be normal. Normal men have killed
perhaps 100,000,000 of their fellow normal men in the last fifty years."
R.D. Laing
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| User: "Mikhail" |
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12 Aug 2004 11:59:16 AM |
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Jez wrote:
stoney wrote:
Kevin Anthoney wrote:
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism
thing as much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
(Laughter) Well, that certainly was a waste of taxpayers money.
Hey that's what taxpayers money is FOR !
Gosh. Silly me. I forgot.
--
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never
stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and
neither do we.
-George Bush 2004/08/20040805
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| User: "W. Syme" |
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11 Aug 2004 09:48:10 AM |
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On Wed, 11 Aug 2004 13:07:36 +0100, Kevin Anthoney
<kevin_anthoney@hotmail.com> wrote:
I got my copy of the British Government's "Let's plug the terrorism thing as
much as possible" leaflet today.
Best piece of advice:
"If a bomb goes off in your building, look for the safest way out."
Sleep well, kiddies.
What to do if a you step on a mine: leap 40 feet into the air and
scatter yourself over a wide area.
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Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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