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Religions > Atheism |
| User: |
"Bill, The Avender" |
| Date: |
02 Dec 2003 05:08:21 PM |
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OT: Bad jokes |
Sometimes, a little bit of humor goes a LONG way. You are invited to
add your own. Bon apetit!
"Bad Jokes"
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Q: What did the blond ask her roommate when their apartment caught
fire?
A: "Quick! What's the number for 911?"
Q: What did her equally blond roomate say in reply?
A: "You know, sometimes I worry about you. Don't you even know how to
use a phone book?"
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Q: If John Wayne Bobbit's severed penis ordeal was utterly absurd the
first time, what would it be if it happened again?
A: Absolutely re-dickless!
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One-liner: "***** - it's not all it's cracked up to be."
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Related to the above: "***** - the 'other' brown meat."
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L8r,
Bill
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"Guido regurgitated a squid. Let's eat."
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