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"Sean C" |
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16 May 2005 01:47:55 AM |
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OT: Bear Attack! |
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
--Sean C
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| User: "Clayton, The Email She-Male" |
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| Title: Re: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 02:21:38 AM |
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"Sean C" <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in message
news:160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com...
LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 10:11:24 AM |
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"Sean C" <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in message
news:160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Oh great. Is it bear season already? Where do you live? Last year (mostly
summer) my backyard was like a freaking Disney cartoon. I had three bears
living in a tree, racoons, skunks, coyotes, squirrels, all frollicking about
my artificial lake caused by the city hitting a water main on the street
uphill from my house. The bears were frequent page 1 celebrities in the
local newspaper, breaking into houses (not mine), but I wasn't going to give
them up to the authorities, even though they weren't exactly house trained.
I expect them back again this year.
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 12:02:50 PM |
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In article <wK2ie.119134$3V3.56501@edtnps89> "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@telus.net> writes:
"Sean C" <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in message
news:160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Oh great. Is it bear season already? Where do you live? Last year (mostly
summer) my backyard was like a freaking Disney cartoon. I had three bears
living in a tree, racoons, skunks, coyotes, squirrels, all frollicking about
my artificial lake caused by the city hitting a water main on the street
uphill from my house. The bears were frequent page 1 celebrities in the
local newspaper, breaking into houses (not mine), but I wasn't going to give
them up to the authorities, even though they weren't exactly house trained.
I expect them back again this year.
If so, you'll just have to be firm with them. After all,
they're your bears to cross.
-- cary
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 12:46:20 PM |
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"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:d6ajnq$apl$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <wK2ie.119134$3V3.56501@edtnps89> "Neil Kelsey"
<neil_kelsey@telus.net> writes:
snip
Oh great. Is it bear season already? Where do you live? Last year
(mostly
summer) my backyard was like a freaking Disney cartoon. I had three
bears
living in a tree, racoons, skunks, coyotes, squirrels, all frollicking
about
my artificial lake caused by the city hitting a water main on the street
uphill from my house. The bears were frequent page 1 celebrities in the
local newspaper, breaking into houses (not mine), but I wasn't going to
give
them up to the authorities, even though they weren't exactly house
trained.
I expect them back again this year.
If so, you'll just have to be firm with them. After all,
they're your bears to cross.
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh! No soup for you! :)
--
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "Harry F. Leopold" |
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| Title: Re: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 02:02:19 PM |
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On Mon, 16 May 2005 12:46:20 -0500, Robibnikoff wrote
(in article <3es4jcF4npe2U1@individual.net>):
"Cary Kittrell" <cary@afone.as.arizona.edu> wrote in message
news:d6ajnq$apl$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu...
In article <wK2ie.119134$3V3.56501@edtnps89> "Neil Kelsey"
<neil_kelsey@telus.net> writes:
snip
Oh great. Is it bear season already? Where do you live? Last year
(mostly
summer) my backyard was like a freaking Disney cartoon. I had three
bears
living in a tree, racoons, skunks, coyotes, squirrels, all frollicking
about
my artificial lake caused by the city hitting a water main on the street
uphill from my house. The bears were frequent page 1 celebrities in the
local newspaper, breaking into houses (not mine), but I wasn't going to
give
them up to the authorities, even though they weren't exactly house
trained.
I expect them back again this year.
If so, you'll just have to be firm with them. After all,
they're your bears to cross.
Arrrrrrrrrrrgh! No soup for you! :)
Nobody expects the Spanish Inpunsition!
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³Damn. Someone's been pissing in my genepool again.³-Kermit
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| User: "skyeyes" |
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| Title: Re: Bear Attack! |
17 May 2005 03:53:55 PM |
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Cary Kittrell wrote:
If so, you'll just have to be firm with them. After all,
they're your bears to cross.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Chocolate milk, all over my new monitor. Shame on you,
Cary. ;->
Brenda Nelson, A.A.#34
EAC Professor of Feline Thermometrics and Cat-Herding
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| User: "Cary Kittrell" |
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| Title: Re: Bear Attack! |
17 May 2005 03:58:30 PM |
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In article <1116363235.485730.276890@g43g2000cwa.googlegroups.com> "skyeyes" <skyeyes@dakotacom.net> writes:
Cary Kittrell wrote:
If so, you'll just have to be firm with them. After all,
they're your bears to cross.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Chocolate milk, all over my new monitor. Shame on you,
Cary. ;->
Hey, it was worth all the pain: now I know about Australian drop bears.
-- cary
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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| Title: Re: Bear Attack! |
17 May 2005 04:00:57 AM |
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In article <d6ajnq$apl$1@onion.ccit.arizona.edu>,
cary@afone.as.arizona.edu says...
If so, you'll just have to be firm with them. After all,
they're your bears to cross.
BOOOOOOOOO!!
<slaps Cary with a large haddock>
--
The Great Hairy One,
BAAWA all night long
SMASHing it to the masses
====================================
CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
Roleplay. Just do it.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: Bear Attack! |
18 May 2005 04:27:22 PM |
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On Mon, 16 May 2005 17:02:50 +0000 (UTC),
(Cary Kittrell) wrote:
In article <wK2ie.119134$3V3.56501@edtnps89> "Neil Kelsey" <neil_kelsey@telus.net> writes:
"Sean C" <redhawk@burnspammersalive.com> wrote in message
news:160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Oh great. Is it bear season already? Where do you live? Last year (mostly
summer) my backyard was like a freaking Disney cartoon. I had three bears
living in a tree, racoons, skunks, coyotes, squirrels, all frollicking about
my artificial lake caused by the city hitting a water main on the street
uphill from my house. The bears were frequent page 1 celebrities in the
local newspaper, breaking into houses (not mine), but I wasn't going to give
them up to the authorities, even though they weren't exactly house trained.
I expect them back again this year.
If so, you'll just have to be firm with them. After all,
they're your bears to cross.
Slap some butter on their ***** for hot bare cross buns.....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 08:21:29 AM |
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In article <160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Just be thankful it wasn't an Australian bear - it would have hidden and
waited for your return, then ambushed you, broken both your legs and
eaten you slowly, enjoying both your tasty American flesh, and your
pitiful screaming.
Cheers,
TGHO
--
The Great Hairy One,
BAAWA all night long
SMASHing it to the masses
====================================
CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
Roleplay. Just do it.
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 11:50:22 AM |
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"The Great Hairy One" <the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cf3496836fe1a6d9899f5@freenews.iinet.net.au...
In article <160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Just be thankful it wasn't an Australian bear - it would have hidden and
waited for your return, then ambushed you, broken both your legs and
eaten you slowly, enjoying both your tasty American flesh, and your
pitiful screaming.
Is that those famous Drop Bears?
Denis Loubet
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| User: "Clayton, The Email She-Male" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 06:14:32 PM |
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"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
news:0Z-dncf_TobNUhXfRVn-tA@io.com...
"The Great Hairy One" <the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cf3496836fe1a6d9899f5@freenews.iinet.net.au...
In article <160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Just be thankful it wasn't an Australian bear - it would have hidden and
waited for your return, then ambushed you, broken both your legs and
eaten you slowly, enjoying both your tasty American flesh, and your
pitiful screaming.
Is that those famous Drop Bears?
Yep...the koala's carnivorous cousin!
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| User: "Denis Loubet" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 07:34:52 PM |
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"Clayton, The Email She-Male" <cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote in
message news:4289285c$0$8122$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
news:0Z-dncf_TobNUhXfRVn-tA@io.com...
"The Great Hairy One" <the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cf3496836fe1a6d9899f5@freenews.iinet.net.au...
In article <160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the
fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Just be thankful it wasn't an Australian bear - it would have hidden
and
waited for your return, then ambushed you, broken both your legs and
eaten you slowly, enjoying both your tasty American flesh, and your
pitiful screaming.
Is that those famous Drop Bears?
Yep...the koala's carnivorous cousin!
Damn, I saw a video of one of those attacking some guy. Turned my stomache.
The only word that could be applied to the aftermath was "festooned".
Shudder.
--
Denis Loubet
dloubet@io.com
http://www.io.com/~dloubet
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| User: "JPG" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
17 May 2005 09:34:15 AM |
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On Tue, 17 May 2005 09:14:32 +1000, "Clayton, The Email She-Male"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote:
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
news:0Z-dncf_TobNUhXfRVn-tA@io.com...
"The Great Hairy One" <the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cf3496836fe1a6d9899f5@freenews.iinet.net.au...
In article <160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Just be thankful it wasn't an Australian bear - it would have hidden and
waited for your return, then ambushed you, broken both your legs and
eaten you slowly, enjoying both your tasty American flesh, and your
pitiful screaming.
Is that those famous Drop Bears?
Yep...the koala's carnivorous cousin!
The dingo was innocent, though!
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
17 May 2005 09:52:31 AM |
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"JPG" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message
news:j60k8110g23b4oka6uhpastttp06tebcsc@4ax.com...
On Tue, 17 May 2005 09:14:32 +1000, "Clayton, The Email She-Male"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote:
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
news:0Z-dncf_TobNUhXfRVn-tA@io.com...
"The Great Hairy One" <the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cf3496836fe1a6d9899f5@freenews.iinet.net.au...
In article <160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen
totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all
over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the
fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed
a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he
had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his
pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and
later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over
the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Just be thankful it wasn't an Australian bear - it would have hidden
and
waited for your return, then ambushed you, broken both your legs and
eaten you slowly, enjoying both your tasty American flesh, and your
pitiful screaming.
Is that those famous Drop Bears?
Yep...the koala's carnivorous cousin!
The dingo was innocent, though!
But we all know that the platypus is pure evil! I mean, just look at the
silly thing ;)
--
------
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
Science doesn't burn people at the stake for disagreeing - Vic Sagerquist
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
18 May 2005 04:23:58 PM |
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On Tue, 17 May 2005 09:14:32 +1000, "Clayton, The Email She-Male"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonymails.com> wrote:
"Denis Loubet" <dloubet@io.com> wrote in message
news:0Z-dncf_TobNUhXfRVn-tA@io.com...
"The Great Hairy One" <the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cf3496836fe1a6d9899f5@freenews.iinet.net.au...
In article <160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Just be thankful it wasn't an Australian bear - it would have hidden and
waited for your return, then ambushed you, broken both your legs and
eaten you slowly, enjoying both your tasty American flesh, and your
pitiful screaming.
Is that those famous Drop Bears?
Yep...the koala's carnivorous cousin!
They like to den up at the "Dew Drop Inn".....
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Siobhan Burke" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
18 May 2005 08:51:24 AM |
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In article <MPG.1cf3496836fe1a6d9899f5@freenews.iinet.net.au>,
the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com says...
In article <160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Just be thankful it wasn't an Australian bear - it would have hidden and
waited for your return, then ambushed you, broken both your legs and
eaten you slowly, enjoying both your tasty American flesh, and your
pitiful screaming.
And let me guess, if by chance he managed to escape and run
outside, one of those octopuses would drop on him, right? Would
the octopus fight the bear for him? Who would win?
--
Siobhan - a.a. #2201
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net
Drop CARRIER to email
"But as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some
***** who can make them worse." -- Terry Pratchett
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
18 May 2005 04:07:39 PM |
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In article <MPG.1cf510c25f3e9db398983f@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net says...
And let me guess, if by chance he managed to escape and run
outside, one of those octopuses would drop on him, right? Would
the octopus fight the bear for him? Who would win?
They wouldn't fight, they'd both eat him. One would start from the toes,
the other from the fingers. ;)
--
The Great Hairy One,
BAAWA all night long
SMASHing it to the masses
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CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
Roleplay. Just do it.
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| User: "Siobhan Burke" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
23 May 2005 05:37:40 AM |
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In article <MPG.1cf659a9e7b5b79989a1f@freenews.iinet.net.au>,
the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com says...
In article <MPG.1cf510c25f3e9db398983f@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net says...
And let me guess, if by chance he managed to escape and run
outside, one of those octopuses would drop on him, right? Would
the octopus fight the bear for him? Who would win?
They wouldn't fight, they'd both eat him. One would start from the toes,
the other from the fingers. ;)
Er, what happens when they meet in the middle?
--
Siobhan - a.a. #2201
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net
Drop CARRIER to email
"But as a general rule, when things look bad there's always some
***** who can make them worse." -- Terry Pratchett
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| User: "DanielSan" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
23 May 2005 06:02:04 AM |
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Siobhan Burke wrote:
In article <MPG.1cf659a9e7b5b79989a1f@freenews.iinet.net.au>,
the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com says...
In article <MPG.1cf510c25f3e9db398983f@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
siobhan.burke@CARRIERatt.net says...
And let me guess, if by chance he managed to escape and run
outside, one of those octopuses would drop on him, right? Would
the octopus fight the bear for him? Who would win?
They wouldn't fight, they'd both eat him. One would start from the toes,
the other from the fingers. ;)
Er, what happens when they meet in the middle?
Ever seen "Lady and the Tramp"? Kind of like that, except without the
accordian-playing chef and they're not dogs.
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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23 May 2005 06:42:12 AM |
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In article <MKike.3635$Px1.3312@trnddc07>,
says...
Ever seen "Lady and the Tramp"? Kind of like that, except without the
accordian-playing chef and they're not dogs.
Bwahahahaahahahahahahahahaa!!
--
The Great Hairy One,
BAAWA all night long
SMASHing it to the masses
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CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
Roleplay. Just do it.
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| User: "Sean C" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
16 May 2005 12:44:25 PM |
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In article <MPG.1cf3496836fe1a6d9899f5@freenews.iinet.net.au>, The
Great Hairy One <the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote:
In article <160520050247554462%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Well, Kind of. I just got home an hour ago to find my kitchen totally
trashed, the refrigerator doors wide open, and food scattered all over
the place. The bear did a pretty thorough job of ransacking the fridge,
leaving very little behind. The amazing thing is I had a full bag of
trash in my kitchen garbage can, and he somehow removed the bag from
the garbage can and dragged it outside without spilling any of the
trash, even though he dragged the plastic can across the floor and
crushed it. I guess he's "smarter than the average bear." I followed a
trail of bear scat out behind a fir tree in my back yard where he had
torn into the garbage bag. Quite a mess. Hope he enjoyed his pickanick
basket. Thankfully, he didn't steal my TV or VCR :)
It would have been one hell of an adrenaline rush if he had invaded
while I was home. Too bad I missed out.
I had left the car windows open recently to air my car out, and later
noticed huge mud stains on the insides of the windows and all over the
car, and couldn't figure out how they got there. Now I know, as the
bugger left similar mudstains all over my fridge and sliding doors.
Just be thankful it wasn't an Australian bear - it would have hidden and
waited for your return, then ambushed you, broken both your legs and
eaten you slowly, enjoying both your tasty American flesh, and your
pitiful screaming.
Ha! An Australian drop bear is no match for that most versatile of
American inventions, the tin foil hat. Many a drop bear has met a
grizzly end unwittingly dropping down on an American tourist with a tin
foil hat stealthily tucked under his Aussie hat. It's never a pretty
picture when it happens.
Sean C
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
17 May 2005 03:57:56 AM |
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In article <160520051344256670%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Ha! An Australian drop bear is no match for that most versatile of
American inventions, the tin foil hat. Many a drop bear has met a
grizzly end unwittingly dropping down on an American tourist with a tin
foil hat stealthily tucked under his Aussie hat. It's never a pretty
picture when it happens.
Any Drop Bear confused or blocked by a tin foil hat is obviously Not A
True Drop Bear. See True Drop Bears just bite through the foil and
skull, to munch on the brains directly.
;)
--
The Great Hairy One,
BAAWA all night long
SMASHing it to the masses
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CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
Roleplay. Just do it.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
18 May 2005 04:25:08 PM |
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On Tue, 17 May 2005 18:57:56 +1000, The Great Hairy One
<the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote:
In article <160520051344256670%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Ha! An Australian drop bear is no match for that most versatile of
American inventions, the tin foil hat. Many a drop bear has met a
grizzly end unwittingly dropping down on an American tourist with a tin
foil hat stealthily tucked under his Aussie hat. It's never a pretty
picture when it happens.
Any Drop Bear confused or blocked by a tin foil hat is obviously Not A
True Drop Bear. See True Drop Bears just bite through the foil and
skull, to munch on the brains directly.
The poor bears starve to death on Christians.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
19 May 2005 05:05:17 AM |
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In article <mkcn819cm1suagcm2ou3h1gm48bu48t8va@4ax.com>,
says...
The poor bears starve to death on Christians.
What? No way! Christians are their staple diet mate. Cos the christians
start praying and the drop bears start preying.
--
The Great Hairy One,
BAAWA all night long
SMASHing it to the masses
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CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
Roleplay. Just do it.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
19 May 2005 12:44:30 PM |
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On Thu, 19 May 2005 20:05:17 +1000, The Great Hairy One
<the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote:
In article <mkcn819cm1suagcm2ou3h1gm48bu48t8va@4ax.com>,
says...
The poor bears starve to death on Christians.
What? No way! Christians are their staple diet mate. Cos the christians
start praying and the drop bears start preying.
Ahem!
You said;
See True Drop Bears just bite through the foil and
skull, to munch on the brains directly.
I said;
The poor bears starve to death on Christians.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
21 May 2005 02:08:05 AM |
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In article <t1kp81hjk0bktk77qi6s2bs7akckohq5sm@4ax.com>,
says...
Ahem!
You said;
See True Drop Bears just bite through the foil and
skull, to munch on the brains directly.
I said;
The poor bears starve to death on Christians.
They eat the other bits as well, not just the crunchy brains. ;)
--
The Great Hairy One,
BAAWA all night long
SMASHing it to the masses
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CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
Roleplay. Just do it.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
21 May 2005 02:08:56 PM |
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On Sat, 21 May 2005 17:08:05 +1000, The Great Hairy One
<the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote:
In article <t1kp81hjk0bktk77qi6s2bs7akckohq5sm@4ax.com>,
says...
Ahem!
You said;
See True Drop Bears just bite through the foil and
skull, to munch on the brains directly.
I said;
The poor bears starve to death on Christians.
They eat the other bits as well, not just the crunchy brains. ;)
They have no brains, is the problem.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "The Great Hairy One" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
19 May 2005 05:47:56 AM |
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In article <160520051344256670%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Ha! An Australian drop bear is no match for that most versatile of
American inventions, the tin foil hat. Many a drop bear has met a
grizzly end unwittingly dropping down on an American tourist with a tin
foil hat stealthily tucked under his Aussie hat. It's never a pretty
picture when it happens.
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050423&mode=classic
--
The Great Hairy One,
BAAWA all night long
SMASHing it to the masses
====================================
CEO EAC Roleplaying Division
Roleplay. Just do it.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Bear Attack! |
19 May 2005 12:45:30 PM |
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On Thu, 19 May 2005 20:47:56 +1000, The Great Hairy One
<the.great.hairy@GEEmail.com> wrote:
In article <160520051344256670%redhawk@burnspammersalive.com>,
redhawk@burnspammersalive.com says...
Ha! An Australian drop bear is no match for that most versatile of
American inventions, the tin foil hat. Many a drop bear has met a
grizzly end unwittingly dropping down on an American tourist with a tin
foil hat stealthily tucked under his Aussie hat. It's never a pretty
picture when it happens.
http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20050423&mode=classic
It was a Christian tourist as the cartoon makes clear.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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