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Religions > Atheism |
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"Eris" |
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15 Dec 2005 10:26:38 PM |
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O.T. Best Bush joke todate |
A guy walks into a bar and sits down orders a drink and after his eyes
adjust he looks and round the bar and sees what looks like Bush and
Rumsfeld arguing heatedly in a booth way in the back.
He walks over looks at Bush and says reverently "Mr. Bush?", Bush
looks at him and says "Yes".
He looks at Rumsfeld and says"What are you doing?"
Rumsfeld looks at him and says "We are planning the deaths of 3
million Iraqis and one blond with big tits"
The man asks " Why a blond with big tits?"
Rumsfeld jumps up and down yelling "See! See! no one gives a damn
about three million Iraqis!"
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| User: "JTEM" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Best Bush joke todate |
16 Dec 2005 12:02:24 AM |
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"Eris" <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote
Rumsfeld jumps up and down yelling "See! See! no one
gives a damn about three million Iraqis!"
Certainly not Bush & Rummy....
Otherwise, why would they have erased an 'n' and replaced
it with a 'q' in the first place?
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Best Bush joke todate |
15 Dec 2005 11:15:34 PM |
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"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
*ARE* "THE" *IRAQI'S* "LIVING" *IN* "THE" *WORLD*???
*ARE* "THE" *IRAQI'S* "BELIEVERS" *IN* "GOD"???
*ARE* "WE" *TO* "BELIEVE" *THAT* "ALL" *CHRISTIANS* "ARE"
*BRAINWASHED*???
*ARE* "WE" *TO* "ACCEPT" *THAT* "THERE" *IS* "NO" *GOD* "BECAUSE" *THE*
"ATHEIST" *SAY* "SO"???
*ARE* "WE" *TO* "HAVE" *ANY* "HOPE" *FOR* "A" *FUTURE* "WHILE" *LIVING*
"ON" *THE* "EARTH"???
*WHAT* "IS" *THE* "POINT" *IN* "BEING" *ALIVE* "ON" *THE* "EARTH" *AS*
"THE" *ATHEIST* "SEE" *IT*???
*WHAT* "MAKES" *THEM* "BELIEVE" *THAT* "THEY" *ARE* "REAL" *WHEN*
"THEY" *DON'T* "BELIEVE" *THAT* "GOD" *IS* "REAL"???
*HOW* "DID" *WE* "GET" *THE* "ATTRIBUTES" *TO* "THINK", *SPEAK*, "EAT",
*FEEL*, "TOUCH", *SMELL*, "TASTE" *AND* "EXPERIENCE" *OF* "LIFE" *IF*
"THERE" *IS* "NO" *GOD*???
*WILL* "THERE" *BE* "A" *NEW* "IN* "TOMORROW" *IF* "WE" *GET* "RID"
*OF* "THE" *NOW* "IN* "TODAY" *OR* "THE" *OLD* "IN* "YESTERDAY"???
*WHERE* "DID" *YESTERDAY* "GO" *ANYWAY*??? "AND" *WHERE* "IS"
*TOMORROW* "HIDING"??? "DID" *IT* "COMPLETELY" *AND* "HOW" *DID*
"TODAY" *BECOME* "TODAY"???
*WHAT* "ABOUT" *TOMORROW* "WILL" *IT* "ALWAYS" *COME* "OR" *IS* "THERE"
*A* "CHANCE" *THAT* "TOMORROW" *WILL* "NOT" *ALWAYS* "ARRIVE" *FOR*
"THOSE" *IN* "LIFE" *WHO* "SPEND" *THEIR* "LIFETIME" *BEING* "AGAINST"
*GOD*???
*WHAT* "ABOUT" *THE* "FACT" *THAT* "DONALD" *DUCK* "IS" *A* "QUACK"
*WITH* "A" *FRIEND* "NAMED" *GOOFY* "THAT" *LIKES* "TO" *PLAY* "GAMES"
*WITH* "THE" *THREE* "GOOFBALLS" *KNOWN* "AS" *HUEY*, "DUEY", *AND*
"LUEY"???
*WHAT* "ABOUT" *THE* "FACT" *THAT* "MARY" *HAD* "A" *LITTLE* "LAMB"
*WHO'S* "FLEECE" *WAS* "AS" *WHITE* "AS" *SNOW*??? "DO" *YOU*
"BELIEVE" *THAT* "MARY" *REALLY* "HAD" *A* "LITTLE" *LAMB* "OR" *DID*
"EWE" *HAVE* "THE" *LITTLE* "LAMB"???
*AHH* "IT" *IS* "FUN" *TO* "PLAY" *WITH* "WORDS" *BECAUSE* "WE" *CAN*
"CREATE" *NEW* "IDEALS* "OUT" *OF* "OLD* "THOUGHTS"!!! *DID* "LITTLE"
*BOY* "BLUE" *REALLY* "LIVE" *IN* "A" *SHOE* "OR" *WAS* "SOMEONE"
*IMAGINING* "THAT" *LITTLE* "BOY" *BLUE* "LIVED" *IN* "A" *SHOE*
"BECAUSE" *THEY* "WANTED" *TO* "MAKE" *THEM* "RHYME"???
*AND* "WHAT" *ABOUT* "LITTLE" *JACK* "HORNER" *SITTING* "IN" *THE*
"CORNER" *WAS* "THERE" *NO* "ROOM" *FOR* "LITTLE" *JACK* "HORNER" *TO*
"SIT" *AT* "THE" *TABLE*???
*LASTLY*, "IF" *LITTLE" *BO* "PEEP" *HAD* "NOT" *LOST* "HER" *SHEEP*
"DO" *YOU* "THINK" *SHE* "WOULD" *HAVE* "WENT" *TO* "FIND" *THEM*???
"YOU" *SEE* "THESE" *ARE* "THE" *KIND* "OF" *QUESTIONS* "THAT" *NEED*
"TO" *BE* "ANSWERED" *BY* "THE" *ATHEIST* "BECAUSE" *THEY* "LIVE" *A*
"FANTASY" *LIFE* "ENTERTAINING" *THE* "THOUGHTS" *OF* "THEIR"
*ABSTRACT* "IMAGINATIONS"!!!
*HAVE* "A" *NICE* "DAY"...
*THEE* "ELECT" *ONE*
P.S. *DO* "YOU" *THINK* "THAT" *DONALD* "WAS" *MARRIED* "TO" *DAISY*
"AND" *IF* "SO" *WHAT* "FOR" *IF* "THERE" *IS* "NO" *GOD* "TO" *BLESS*
"THE" *MARRIAGE*???
P.P.S. "DO" *THE* "ATHEIST" *GET* "MARRIED" *AND* "BY" *WHO* "IF"
*THEY* "DON'T" *BELIEVE* "IN" *GOD* "THEN" *WHY* "SHOULD" *THEY* "USE"
*MINISTERS* "TO" *UNITE* "THEM" *IN* "MARRIAGE"???
*AGAIN*, "JUST" *SOME* "QUESTIONS" *THAT* "THE" *ATHEIST* "SHOULD" *BE*
"CONSIDERING" *AS* "I" *HAVE* "CREATED" *THESE* "QUESTIONS" *TO* "FIT"
*THE* "LEVEL" *OF* "THEIR" *IMAGINATIONS*!!!
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| User: "Enkidu the Atheist" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Best Bush joke todate |
15 Dec 2005 11:17:26 PM |
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wrote in news:1134710134.586072.245550
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
Who is this fucking idiot?
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.musings.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
"The beauty of religious mania is that it has the power to explain
everything. Once God (or Satan) is accepted as the first cause of
everything which happens in the mortal world, nothing is left to
chance...logic can be happily tossed out the window."
- Stephen King
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Best Bush joke todate |
17 Dec 2005 07:15:36 PM |
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On 16 Dec 2005 05:17:26 GMT, Enkidu the Atheist <enkidu@leaddogs.org>
wrote:
Elect_One_Two@hotmail.com wrote in news:1134710134.586072.245550
@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
Who is this fucking idiot?
I think in some news readers putting apostrophes around the word makes
it appear bold if someone using that news reader opens the post or
_hello_ appears as something.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Best Bush joke todate |
15 Dec 2005 11:32:28 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet (Elect_One_Two@hotmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
"THEE" *ELECT* "ONE" *WROTE*:
<snip>
<PLONK>
There, I just saved myself a few hundred clams in the eye care department.
--
Uncle Vic
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Only the atheist realizes how morally objectionable it is for survivors of
a catastrophe to believe themselves spared by a loving God while this same
God drowned infants in their cribs. - Sam Harris
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