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"Eris" |
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18 Jan 2005 12:07:59 AM |
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O.T. Boob job etiquette? |
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
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| User: "Claytibardfarst" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Boob job etiquette? |
18 Jan 2005 06:39:03 AM |
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"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com...
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
Don't speak with your mouth full! :)
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| User: "Raptor514" |
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18 Jan 2005 02:57:50 AM |
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"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com...
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
I'm a medical massage therapist and, I can tell you with a high degree of
certainty that she will soon regret getting them. They cause all kinds of
problems and even the men they're with grow to dislike implants because the
breasts almost always become too painful to touch. I don't know how many
perfectly attractive women I know who have breast implants whose breasts are
now completely off-limits because of the pain factor.
Implants SUCK.
Raptor514
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Boob job etiquette? |
21 Jan 2005 05:27:51 AM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 02:57:50 GMT, "Raptor514"
<Raptor514@SPAMSUCKS.com> wrote:
"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com...
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
I'm a medical massage therapist and, I can tell you with a high degree of
certainty that she will soon regret getting them. They cause all kinds of
problems and even the men they're with grow to dislike implants because the
breasts almost always become too painful to touch.
Why? Skin stretching?
I don't know how many
perfectly attractive women I know who have breast implants whose breasts are
now completely off-limits because of the pain factor.
First I've heard of about a pain factor.
Implants SUCK.
Raptor514
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Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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18 Jan 2005 01:41:37 AM |
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"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com...
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
I think there should be a new section in the greeting card family.
CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR NEW BOOBS and get everyone in the office to sign
it, maybe get a cake.
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Boob job etiquette? |
18 Jan 2005 01:48:11 AM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 01:41:37 GMT, "Neil Kelsey"
<neil_kelsey@telus.net> wrote:
"Eris" <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in message
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com...
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
I think there should be a new section in the greeting card family.
CONGRATULATIONS FOR YOUR NEW BOOBS and get everyone in the office to sign
it, maybe get a cake.
One of those cakes that they make that look like enormous boobs?
And I think I know where to go for the card, It is called Seasons.
Does anyone know of any radio frequency that saline reacts to?
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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18 Jan 2005 08:18:05 PM |
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:48:11 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
One of those cakes that they make that look like enormous boobs?
And I think I know where to go for the card, It is called Seasons.
Does anyone know of any radio frequency that saline reacts to?
It's water, so the frequency microwave ovens operate at.
--
"If anyone comes to me, and does not hate his father, mother, wife, brothers, and sisters and even himself, he cannot be my disciple."
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| User: "Eris" |
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18 Jan 2005 08:19:31 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:18:05 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:48:11 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
One of those cakes that they make that look like enormous boobs?
And I think I know where to go for the card, It is called Seasons.
Does anyone know of any radio frequency that saline reacts to?
It's water, so the frequency microwave ovens operate at.
It will probably be hard to get them in the microwave, but I will give
it my best try. :-)
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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18 Jan 2005 11:03:08 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:19:31 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:18:05 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 20:48:11 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
One of those cakes that they make that look like enormous boobs?
And I think I know where to go for the card, It is called Seasons.
Does anyone know of any radio frequency that saline reacts to?
It's water, so the frequency microwave ovens operate at.
It will probably be hard to get them in the microwave, but I will give
it my best try. :-)
I've been saying this a lot the past few days, but there's a sci-fi
story about that ...
--
"If anyone comes to me, and does not hate his father, mother, wife, brothers, and sisters and even himself, he cannot be my disciple."
Luke 14:26
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rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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18 Jan 2005 12:15:50 AM |
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Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com:
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
"How much did they cost?"
"How much more can you charge now?"
--
Terry Austin
www.hyperbooks.com
Campaign Cartographer now available
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| User: "stoney" |
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21 Jan 2005 05:20:05 AM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 00:15:50 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<taustin+usenet@hyperbooks.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com:
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
"How much did they cost?"
"How much more can you charge now?"
RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "Eris" |
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18 Jan 2005 12:20:11 AM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 00:15:50 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<taustin+usenet@hyperbooks.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com:
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
"How much did they cost?"
Well women do love to talk about their bargains, I wonder if she had a
coupon?
Do you think she may have had it done at WallMarts?
I hear Olin Mills is expanding their product line.
"How much more can you charge now?"
I bet she is going for everything they have.
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| User: "No 33 Secretary" |
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18 Jan 2005 05:03:34 PM |
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Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:1elou0piep9n9fi0qfjdp964l1m3m4o8v0@4ax.com:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 00:15:50 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<taustin+usenet@hyperbooks.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com:
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
"How much did they cost?"
Well women do love to talk about their bargains, I wonder if she had a
coupon?
Do you think she may have had it done at WallMarts?
I hear Olin Mills is expanding their product line.
"How much more can you charge now?"
I bet she is going for everything they have.
I was just reading that every two extra inches of bust line equals another
$50,000 a year for strippers.
--
Terry Austin
www.hyperbooks.com
Campaign Cartographer now available
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| User: "Fred Stone" |
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18 Jan 2005 06:09:16 PM |
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No 33 Secretary <taustin+usenet@hyperbooks.com> wrote in
news:Xns95E25C28816B3taustinhyperbookscom@216.168.3.50:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:1elou0piep9n9fi0qfjdp964l1m3m4o8v0@4ax.com:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 00:15:50 -0000, No 33 Secretary
<taustin+usenet@hyperbooks.com> wrote:
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:qikou09osjrb0nkoa42cpbneefo4vub58d@4ax.com:
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a
boob job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She
is to say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new
boobs will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and
keep my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
"How much did they cost?"
Well women do love to talk about their bargains, I wonder if she had
a coupon?
Do you think she may have had it done at WallMarts?
I hear Olin Mills is expanding their product line.
"How much more can you charge now?"
I bet she is going for everything they have.
I was just reading that every two extra inches of bust line equals
another $50,000 a year for strippers.
Diminishing returns sets in around 5-D size. :-)
--
Fred Stone
aa# 1369
Support bacteria! That's all the culture many people will ever have.
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| User: "Gregory Gadow" |
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18 Jan 2005 02:42:56 PM |
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Eris wrote:
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
How's the bad back doing, hon? You look like you're in pain, do you need
some asprin?
--
Gregory Gadow
techbear@serv.net
http://www.serv.net/~techbear
"The President is merely the most important among a large number
of public servants. He should be supported or opposed exactly to
the degree which is warranted by his good conduct or bad conduct,
his efficiency or inefficiency in rendering loyal, able, and
disinterested service to the Nation as a whole. Therefore it is
absolutely necessary that there should be full liberty to tell
the truth about his acts, and this means that it is exactly
necessary to blame him when he does wrong as to praise him when
he does right. Any other attitude in an American citizen is both
base and servile. To announce that there must be no criticism of
the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or
wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable
to the American public. Nothing but the truth should be spoken about
him or any one else. But it is even more important to tell the truth,
pleasant or unpleasant, about him than about any one else."
President Theodore Roosevelt, editorial to the Kansas City Star
May 7, 1918
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| User: "Jez" |
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18 Jan 2005 01:43:47 PM |
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Eris wrote:
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
Urghhhh.
Kinda odd....I was watching 'The best of Top-Gear' last night, and they
had Jordan as their,
'Star in a reasonably priced car', and she spent more time looking at
her plastic titties than Clarkson did !
Weird woman.
--
Jez
'Realism is seductive because once you have accepted the reasonable
notion that you should base your actions on reality, you are too often
led to accept, without much questioning, someone else's version of what
that reality is. It is a crucial act of independent thinking to be
skeptical of someone else's description of reality.'-
Howard Zinn
NFS Underground2, Americas Army And MOH-PA
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| User: "Vic Sagerquist" |
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18 Jan 2005 05:37:43 AM |
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On 17 Jan 2005, Eris dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
My wife had breast reduction surgery. Much better. I can't understand
why women would want to be overendowed. The extra weight gives them
stretch marks, and it re-arranges the infrastructure in compensation for
the new bonus up front. There are probably as many men out there that
prefer small breasts as there are that prefer hooters. They just tend to
tacitly agree with their hooter-friends because bigger is better in a he-
man's world.
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are people you
wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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| User: "Eris" |
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18 Jan 2005 02:48:41 PM |
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On Mon, 17 Jan 2005 23:37:43 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> wrote:
On 17 Jan 2005, Eris dropped trou, farted, whirled, then shouted:
One of the already gorgeous twenty year olds at work is getting a boob
job. This is told to us by the idiot guy she confides in. She is to
say the least difficult to get along with. I assume the new boobs
will help her get her way with men.
Anyway I was thinking of saying "My goodness, Adrian, you look
different. New hairdo? Lost weight. "
I am assuming that this will be not a good idea.
If she wants them to be noticed I assume I should not notice and keep
my big mouth shut.
Any suggestions?
My wife had breast reduction surgery. Much better. I can't understand
why women would want to be overendowed. The extra weight gives them
stretch marks, and it re-arranges the infrastructure in compensation for
the new bonus up front. There are probably as many men out there that
prefer small breasts as there are that prefer hooters. They just tend to
tacitly agree with their hooter-friends because bigger is better in a he-
man's world.
This woman is a 9.5 on a scale of 1-10 already. She may not have any
boobs at all, she wears a heavy fleece vest as part of her uniform so
it is hard to tell. She is also thin as a rail, probably 10-15% body
fat.
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| User: "Al Klein" |
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18 Jan 2005 08:19:25 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:48:41 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
it is hard to tell. She is also thin as a rail, probably 10-15% body
fat.
That would just about render her sterile.
--
"Given that you exist and that you are aware of your situation and
surroundings, you will find yourself in a place which has conditions
exactly suitable to your being there. If the environment was
hostile or incompatible in some important way then you would not be
there in the first place. Therefore the suitability and seeming
perfection of your universe cannot be taken as evidence of anything
more than your existence in it."
- Edward Warren, "The naturalistic fallacy"
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| User: "Eris" |
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18 Jan 2005 08:26:06 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:19:25 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:48:41 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
it is hard to tell. She is also thin as a rail, probably 10-15% body
fat.
That would just about render her sterile.
She could be 25% fat and good at dressing like she was 15% fat.
She looks like she gets up early to create the deviating casual look
she is Sapporo good at. She also glares a lot and has a definite edge
to her voice. I am thinking blanket party!
Actually her body language, facial expressions and personality are a
real turn off.
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| User: "Doc Smartass" |
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19 Jan 2005 01:27:43 AM |
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Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:11squ0h4svcl55kcfje57ocdagf2p53io4@4ax.com:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:19:25 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:48:41 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
it is hard to tell. She is also thin as a rail, probably 10-15% body
fat.
That would just about render her sterile.
She could be 25% fat and good at dressing like she was 15% fat.
She looks like she gets up early to create the deviating casual look
she is Sapporo good at. She also glares a lot and has a definite edge
to her voice. I am thinking blanket party!
Actually her body language, facial expressions and personality are a
real turn off.
So now she wants to add something that will bring MORE attention to her
turn-offs.
There's not a pair of breasts anywhere that'll make up for that.
--
Dr. Smartass -- BAAWA Knight of Heckling -- a.a. #1939
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Wart inhale dough way cur?
Hurl, hurl, door gong's oil hair!
Wart inhale dough way cur, nor?
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19 Jan 2005 07:47:55 AM |
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In article <Xns95E2C67C13EF6askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com leapt about on one foot,
screaching...
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:11squ0h4svcl55kcfje57ocdagf2p53io4@4ax.com:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:19:25 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:48:41 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
it is hard to tell. She is also thin as a rail, probably 10-15% body
fat.
That would just about render her sterile.
She could be 25% fat and good at dressing like she was 15% fat.
She looks like she gets up early to create the deviating casual look
she is Sapporo good at. She also glares a lot and has a definite edge
to her voice. I am thinking blanket party!
Actually her body language, facial expressions and personality are a
real turn off.
So now she wants to add something that will bring MORE attention to her
turn-offs.
There's not a pair of breasts anywhere that'll make up for that.
Oh, I dunno....
I was in a "cheap n cheerful" type store here, where they do odds and
ends and leftovers on sale, and there were these utterly bitchy girls
who were annoying the living hell out of my friend and me, until they
happened upon some of those "chicken breast" type falsies.
Ends up, they were just amazed by them and were playing with them, in
the STORE. Going on about how they could get better men if they had
bigger boobs, etc. My friend just wandered over and said to them,
"Sweetheart, I suspect it isn't your boob size that's turning off the
boys, it's your personality. Those won't help."
I bout died laughing!
Grace
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a.a. #1752, BAAWA Knight who Demands Shrubbery!
Lost In Oz....
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19 Jan 2005 12:46:03 PM |
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"Liquid Grace" <yes@istillthink.not> wrote in message
news:MPG.1c58bbba39e6fc7b989692@freenews.iinet.net.au...
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Oh, I dunno....
I was in a "cheap n cheerful" type store here, where they do odds and
ends and leftovers on sale, and there were these utterly bitchy girls
who were annoying the living hell out of my friend and me, until they
happened upon some of those "chicken breast" type falsies.
Ends up, they were just amazed by them and were playing with them, in
the STORE. Going on about how they could get better men if they had
bigger boobs, etc. My friend just wandered over and said to them,
"Sweetheart, I suspect it isn't your boob size that's turning off the
boys, it's your personality. Those won't help."
I bout died laughing!
LOL! Excellent story :)
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Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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19 Jan 2005 07:02:16 PM |
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 18:47:55 +1100, Liquid Grace <yes@istillthink.not>
said in alt.atheism:
bigger boobs, etc. My friend just wandered over and said to them,
"Sweetheart, I suspect it isn't your boob size that's turning off the
boys, it's your personality. Those won't help."
I bout died laughing!
What was it Robbie Burns said about "the gift the giver gives us"?
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the orderliness we find in the perceivable world."
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20 Jan 2005 12:12:28 AM |
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 18:47:55 +1100, Liquid Grace <yes@istillthink.not>
wrote:
In article <Xns95E2C67C13EF6askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com leapt about on one foot,
screaching...
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:11squ0h4svcl55kcfje57ocdagf2p53io4@4ax.com:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:19:25 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:48:41 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
it is hard to tell. She is also thin as a rail, probably 10-15% body
fat.
That would just about render her sterile.
She could be 25% fat and good at dressing like she was 15% fat.
She looks like she gets up early to create the deviating casual look
she is Sapporo good at. She also glares a lot and has a definite edge
to her voice. I am thinking blanket party!
Actually her body language, facial expressions and personality are a
real turn off.
So now she wants to add something that will bring MORE attention to her
turn-offs.
There's not a pair of breasts anywhere that'll make up for that.
Oh, I dunno....
I was in a "cheap n cheerful" type store here, where they do odds and
ends and leftovers on sale, and there were these utterly bitchy girls
who were annoying the living hell out of my friend and me, until they
happened upon some of those "chicken breast" type falsies.
Ends up, they were just amazed by them and were playing with them, in
the STORE. Going on about how they could get better men if they had
bigger boobs, etc. My friend just wandered over and said to them,
"Sweetheart, I suspect it isn't your boob size that's turning off the
boys, it's your personality. Those won't help."
I bout died laughing!
Grace
To be serious, I can substantiate that:
Long ago in a stripper bar, a new girl, using the name "Bambi" came in
to dance. She was *absolutely *beautiful, w/real tits, great figure
overall. Bartender said she looked like a "Bambi", she took it as an
insult, I offered her a drink, and jokingly said it had to have
alcohol, she snubbed me.
It turned out that when it was her time on stage, just about every
customer went back to the bar, the tables, vid games and billiards,
despite the previous, plain looking dancer having reaped hundreds of
$.
The stage was crowded whenever each of the other dancers (except
"Bambi") were up, and "Bambi" finally blurted out something like
"What's wrong with you all - can't you see how beautiful I am?" They
actually *ran from the stage when she was up!
And the plain looking one, who could hypnotize you with a loving look,
fulfilling the fantasy that men secretly go for, made something like
$800.00 that day
OTOH, one that I've dated has good nipples but was otherwise flat; she
had her's done recently. They somehow got at them from the belly
button, and she chose an appropriate size. People that didn't see her
previously wouldn't know, as they feel real, too. But she has a good
personality and attitude, too, and, ahem, her other assets are top
notch.
So, as to etiquette, morals, etc - I leave that up to the woman. I've
been asked and I always say "it's up to you".
drift
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21 Jan 2005 05:31:15 AM |
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On Wed, 19 Jan 2005 18:47:55 +1100, Liquid Grace <yes@istillthink.not>
wrote:
In article <Xns95E2C67C13EF6askifyouwantit@216.77.188.18>,
gekiskivviesdo@astroboyskivviesmail.com leapt about on one foot,
screaching...
Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net> wrote in
news:11squ0h4svcl55kcfje57ocdagf2p53io4@4ax.com:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:19:25 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:48:41 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
it is hard to tell. She is also thin as a rail, probably 10-15% body
fat.
That would just about render her sterile.
She could be 25% fat and good at dressing like she was 15% fat.
She looks like she gets up early to create the deviating casual look
she is Sapporo good at. She also glares a lot and has a definite edge
to her voice. I am thinking blanket party!
Actually her body language, facial expressions and personality are a
real turn off.
So now she wants to add something that will bring MORE attention to her
turn-offs.
There's not a pair of breasts anywhere that'll make up for that.
Oh, I dunno....
I was in a "cheap n cheerful" type store here, where they do odds and
ends and leftovers on sale, and there were these utterly bitchy girls
who were annoying the living hell out of my friend and me, until they
happened upon some of those "chicken breast" type falsies.
Ends up, they were just amazed by them and were playing with them, in
the STORE. Going on about how they could get better men if they had
bigger boobs, etc. My friend just wandered over and said to them,
"Sweetheart, I suspect it isn't your boob size that's turning off the
boys, it's your personality. Those won't help."
Now, there's a royal instant shredding! :D
I bout died laughing!
Good on ya friend and you.
Grace
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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18 Jan 2005 08:31:23 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:26:06 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:19:25 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:48:41 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
it is hard to tell. She is also thin as a rail, probably 10-15% body
fat.
That would just about render her sterile.
She could be 25% fat and good at dressing like she was 15% fat.
She looks like she gets up early to create the deviating casual look
she is Sapporo good at. She also glares a lot and has a definite edge
to her voice. I am thinking blanket party!
Actually her body language, facial expressions and personality are a
real turn off.
Damn spell checker, I will never assume you know what I meant again.
She could be 25% fat and good at dressing like she was 15% fat.
She looks like she gets up early to create the devastatingly casual
look she is so good at. She also glares a lot and has a definite edge
to her voice. I am thinking blanket party!
Actually her body language, facial expressions and personality are a
real turn off.
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18 Jan 2005 08:40:06 PM |
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on 18 Jan 2005 in alt.atheism, Eris dropped trou, farted, whirled, then
shouted:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 15:26:06 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 20:19:25 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 09:48:41 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
said in alt.atheism:
it is hard to tell. She is also thin as a rail, probably 10-15% body
fat.
That would just about render her sterile.
She could be 25% fat and good at dressing like she was 15% fat.
She looks like she gets up early to create the deviating casual look
she is Sapporo good at. She also glares a lot and has a definite edge
to her voice. I am thinking blanket party!
Actually her body language, facial expressions and personality are a
real turn off.
Damn spell checker, I will never assume you know what I meant again.
She could be 25% fat and good at dressing like she was 15% fat.
She looks like she gets up early to create the devastatingly casual
look she is so good at. She also glares a lot and has a definite edge
to her voice. I am thinking blanket party!
Actually her body language, facial expressions and personality are a
real turn off.
How did "so" become "Sapporo"? That's one hell of a typo. :-)
--
Vic Sagerquist
aa#2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
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Why is it that most of the people who are against abortion are the kind of
people you wouldn't want to ***** in the first place?
--George Carlin
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18 Jan 2005 11:04:17 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 14:40:06 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> said in alt.atheism:
How did "so" become "Sapporo"? That's one hell of a typo. :-)
One thing Agent will do is surprise you.
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"Creationists are the best evidence we have that there is no intelligent design."
-Josef Balluch
(random sig, produced by SigChanger)
rukbat at verizon dot net
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Boob job etiquette? |
18 Jan 2005 11:59:52 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:04:17 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 14:40:06 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> said in alt.atheism:
How did "so" become "Sapporo"? That's one hell of a typo. :-)
One thing Agent will do is surprise you.
I originally typed in sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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| User: "" |
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19 Jan 2005 11:49:30 PM |
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On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 18:59:52 -0500, Eris <vithant01@yaya.comcast.net>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 23:04:17 GMT, Al Klein <rukbat@pern.invalid>
wrote:
On Tue, 18 Jan 2005 14:40:06 -0600, Vic Sagerquist
<address@withheld.com> said in alt.atheism:
How did "so" become "Sapporo"? That's one hell of a typo. :-)
One thing Agent will do is surprise you.
I originally typed in sooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Never just hit "change" - read it first! Many times I've just hit
"cancel" and retype the word.
drift
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