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"Eris" |
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14 May 2006 03:18:03 PM |
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O.T. Building a kockout punch |
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
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| User: "Dale" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
15 May 2006 01:33:56 AM |
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"Eris" <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in message
news:004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com...
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
Any reason you didn't post this to rec.martial-arts?
Anyway, a palm strike to the mandible just in front of the ramus is one way
to knock someone out, especially if their jaw is relaxed at the moment of
impact. The angle of attack should be at about 45 degrees both in the
vertical and horizontal. Try it on yourself, gently, and you'll see what I
mean.
http://face-and-emotion.com/dataface/physiognomy/cranium.jsp
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| User: "SpankyTClown" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 06:54:40 PM |
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Do you know how to hoark a lugi?
Fill as much of your mouth with spit and snot. Spit it in his face.
When he freaks out and goes bananas trying to remove your lung butter
from his face give him a good shot in the jewels. You now need to get
him face down so kick him between the pelvis and the rib cage. If he's
on the ground, put your foot between his shoulder blades and the back
of his head. basically his neck. You want to apply force forward as if
you are wiping his head on the ground.
To finish it round up behind him and kick him repeatedly in the groin.
The end effect should be a fucked kindey, two wicked black eyes, broken
nose, and possiblity of no kids and a lifetime of hormone suppliments.
Easier way of doing it is a stun gun. If he's big at least 200,000
volts. Don't do anything to him, he'll ***** and ***** himself and lay
in his own filth for about 15 minutes wondering why he can't remember
his name.
But the best scenario, is just to leave it be and just don't bother
with him. After all is he bugging you that baddly that you have to go
throwing the hammers around?
Eris wrote:
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
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| User: "Woden" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 03:21:11 PM |
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Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com:
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
9mm.
--
Woden
"religion is a socio-political system for controlling people's thoughts,
lives and actions based on ancient myths and superstitions, perpetrated
through generations of subtle yet pervasive brainwashing."
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 04:44:46 PM |
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Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com:
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
Come up behind him grab the chin an pull back suddenly and swiftly. Let go
and let the body drop.
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 04:54:15 PM |
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Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com:
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
A brick when his back is turned.
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Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
[I]f I were not an atheist, I would believe in a God who would choose to
save people on the basis of the totality of their lives and not the
pattern of their words. I think he would prefer an honest and righteous
atheist to a TV preacher whose every word is God, God, God, and whose
every deed is foul, foul, foul.
-- Isaac Asimov, I. Asimov: A Memoir
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| User: "R. Pierce Butler" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 04:43:15 PM |
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Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com> wrote in
news:004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com:
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
Come up behind him grab the chip an pull back suddenly and swiftly. Let go
and let the body drop.
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| User: "Chris Johnson" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 03:32:16 PM |
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Eris wrote:
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
Punch to the nose (hard enough so that the bridge breaks), upward
thrust with heel of palm (again to the nose).
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| User: "Martin" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 04:27:07 PM |
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Eris wrote:
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
kick him in the balls - hard. Then run like hell!
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 04:40:43 PM |
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On Sun, 14 May 2006 22:27:07 +0100, Martin <usenet1@etiqa.co.uk>
wrote:
Eris wrote:
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
kick him in the balls - hard. Then run like hell!
These are excellent suggestions!
Thanks
Jim
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| User: "quibbler" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
15 May 2006 10:04:35 AM |
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In article <004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com>,
vithant@nospamgmail.com says...
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch
A shot to the adam's apple can put someone down pretty quick. Just make
sure it doesn't kill the person. BTW, as satisfying as the occasional
brawl might be, you do realize that it's likely to result in arrest,
lawsuits and stuff like that, right?
--
Quibbler (quibbler247atyahoo.com)
"It is fashionable to wax apocalyptic about the
threat to humanity posed by the AIDS virus, 'mad cow'
disease, and many others, but I think a case can be
made that faith is one of the world's great evils,
comparable to the smallpox virus but harder to
eradicate." -- Richard Dawkins
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
15 May 2006 11:02:06 AM |
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On Mon, 15 May 2006 09:04:35 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
In article <004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com>,
vithant@nospamgmail.com says...
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch
A shot to the adam's apple can put someone down pretty quick. Just make
sure it doesn't kill the person. BTW, as satisfying as the occasional
brawl might be, you do realize that it's likely to result in arrest,
lawsuits and stuff like that, right?
I would also lose my permit to carry a concealed weapon. If I fight
this guy and win, I lose. This is just a bit of wool gathering. This
guy is gay, insane (literaly), retarted (figuratively) and African
American. I am white, bald,fat, and middle class.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
15 May 2006 04:11:16 PM |
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On Mon, 15 May 2006 12:02:06 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
On Mon, 15 May 2006 09:04:35 -0600, quibbler <quibbler247@yahoo.com>
wrote:
In article <004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com>,
vithant@nospamgmail.com says...
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch
A shot to the adam's apple can put someone down pretty quick. Just make
sure it doesn't kill the person. BTW, as satisfying as the occasional
brawl might be, you do realize that it's likely to result in arrest,
lawsuits and stuff like that, right?
I would also lose my permit to carry a concealed weapon. If I fight
this guy and win, I lose. This is just a bit of wool gathering. This
guy is gay, insane (literaly), retarted (figuratively) and African
American. I am white, bald,fat, and middle class.
Wait for him to hit you then sue him. Sounds like others could help
you by stopping him and being witnesses.
Gather your gym friends and drag them to a bar.
Sunyata
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 08:30:26 PM |
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On Sun, 14 May 2006 16:18:03 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com>
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
The Gandhi punch.
(Let him beat the crap out of you)
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| User: "Eris" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 10:01:19 PM |
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I On Mon, 15 May 2006 11:00:26 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sun, 14 May 2006 16:18:03 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com>
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
The Gandhi punch.
(Let him beat the crap out of you)
I am sorry. but your suggestions has been ruled UNACCEPTAPLE
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
15 May 2006 03:42:40 AM |
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On Sun, 14 May 2006 23:01:19 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <dmrf62dheb8qi5qv5fulr1nd5varchi3rb@4ax.com>
I On Mon, 15 May 2006 11:00:26 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sun, 14 May 2006 16:18:03 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com>
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
The Gandhi punch.
(Let him beat the crap out of you)
I am sorry. but your suggestions has been ruled UNACCEPTAPLE
Well, it worked for Gandhi!
Oh no, he was assasinated...
Unless you want that, I s'pose it *is* a trifle unacceptable.
But I just took another look at the header title:
"a kockout punch", and realise that I have been barking up the wrong
tree, as it were.
I now realise that you were referring to the noble sport of
*****-fighting.
--
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
17 May 2006 01:46:37 PM |
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On Mon, 15 May 2006 18:12:40 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
On Sun, 14 May 2006 23:01:19 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <dmrf62dheb8qi5qv5fulr1nd5varchi3rb@4ax.com>
I On Mon, 15 May 2006 11:00:26 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sun, 14 May 2006 16:18:03 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com>
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
The Gandhi punch.
(Let him beat the crap out of you)
I am sorry. but your suggestions has been ruled UNACCEPTAPLE
Well, it worked for Gandhi!
Oh no, he was assasinated...
Unless you want that, I s'pose it *is* a trifle unacceptable.
But I just took another look at the header title:
"a kockout punch", and realise that I have been barking up the wrong
tree, as it were.
I now realise that you were referring to the noble sport of
*****-fighting.
They've got to 'cross their swords' first......
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Michael Gray" |
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17 May 2006 08:32:57 PM |
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On Wed, 17 May 2006 11:46:37 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <orrm62pvl036l8u9kjh2tih98n5nsluv34@4ax.com>
On Mon, 15 May 2006 18:12:40 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
On Sun, 14 May 2006 23:01:19 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <dmrf62dheb8qi5qv5fulr1nd5varchi3rb@4ax.com>
I On Mon, 15 May 2006 11:00:26 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sun, 14 May 2006 16:18:03 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com>
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
The Gandhi punch.
(Let him beat the crap out of you)
I am sorry. but your suggestions has been ruled UNACCEPTAPLE
Well, it worked for Gandhi!
Oh no, he was assasinated...
Unless you want that, I s'pose it *is* a trifle unacceptable.
But I just took another look at the header title:
"a kockout punch", and realise that I have been barking up the wrong
tree, as it were.
I now realise that you were referring to the noble sport of
*****-fighting.
They've got to 'cross their swords' first......
That's only for Xtians.
They should Sikh out their swords first.
--
Michael Gray.
Founding Member and Doorman,
Earthquack's 666 Club.
EAC Trainee Inquisitor of the month (2nd runner up: April)
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
18 May 2006 12:27:03 PM |
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On Thu, 18 May 2006 11:02:57 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
On Wed, 17 May 2006 11:46:37 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
- Refer: <orrm62pvl036l8u9kjh2tih98n5nsluv34@4ax.com>
On Mon, 15 May 2006 18:12:40 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote in alt.atheism
On Sun, 14 May 2006 23:01:19 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <dmrf62dheb8qi5qv5fulr1nd5varchi3rb@4ax.com>
I On Mon, 15 May 2006 11:00:26 +0930, Michael Gray
<fleetg@newsguy.spam.com> wrote:
On Sun, 14 May 2006 16:18:03 -0400, Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
wrote:
- Refer: <004f629pghg9tgd18hkj8f2j95960rk9da@4ax.com>
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
The Gandhi punch.
(Let him beat the crap out of you)
I am sorry. but your suggestions has been ruled UNACCEPTAPLE
Well, it worked for Gandhi!
Oh no, he was assasinated...
Unless you want that, I s'pose it *is* a trifle unacceptable.
But I just took another look at the header title:
"a kockout punch", and realise that I have been barking up the wrong
tree, as it were.
I now realise that you were referring to the noble sport of
*****-fighting.
They've got to 'cross their swords' first......
That's only for Xtians.
They should Sikh out their swords first.
Fist?
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a plethora of splinters.
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| User: "Uncle Vic" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
14 May 2006 08:12:20 PM |
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Once upon a time in alt.atheism, dear sweet Eris (vithant@nospamgmail.com)
made the light shine upon us with this:
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
I've heard that a strong blow just below either ear will break the jaw. A
broken bone will usually stop a fight.
--
Uncle Vic
aa Atheist #2011
Supervisor, EAC Department of little adhesive-backed "L" shaped
chrome-plastic doo-dads to add feet to Jesus fish department
The laws that require me to NOT kill people I don't like REALLY bug
me, or there would be many less of YOUR kind.
-John Weatherly
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| User: "Neil Kelsey" |
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| Title: Re: O.T. Building a kockout punch |
15 May 2006 05:28:50 PM |
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Put you kock back in, that would probably help.
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| User: "Douglas Berry" |
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14 May 2006 06:31:34 PM |
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What's so funny about peace, love and Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
posting the following on Sun, 14 May 2006 16:18:03 -0400 iin
alt.atheism?
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Try several years of martial arts training.
Or get a good combat knife, Gerber Mk II or Fairburn. Come up behind
the target. With your free hand, grab him around the forehead while
stabbing into the triangle of thin bone right at the top of the spinal
column (feel the back of you head for the right spot.) Even though the
bone is thin, you'll need to apply a good deal of force to your
initial thrust. Once the knife is in several inches, quickly move the
blade back and forth several times.
This destroys the brain stem, and kills almost instantly. More
reliable than the mythological "sure-fire knockout punch."
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
Dude, I'm a diagnosed sociopath, and I seem to have better people
skills than you.
--
Douglas E. Berry Do the OBVIOUS thing to send e-mail
Atheist #2147, Atheist Vet #5
"Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as
when they do it from religious conviction."
Blaise Pascal (1623-1662), Pense'es, #894.
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| User: "Eris" |
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14 May 2006 08:02:03 PM |
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On Sun, 14 May 2006 23:31:34 GMT, Douglas Berry
<penguin_boy@mindOBVIOUSspring.com> wrote:
What's so funny about peace, love and Eris <vithant@nospamgmail.com>
posting the following on Sun, 14 May 2006 16:18:03 -0400 iin
alt.atheism?
There is an annoying guy at the gym who is stronger and faster than
me. I need a good knockout punch, because I will not get another punch
in any suggestions of how to develop the knockout punch.
Try several years of martial arts training.
Or get a good combat knife, Gerber Mk II or Fairburn. Come up behind
the target. With your free hand, grab him around the forehead while
stabbing into the triangle of thin bone right at the top of the spinal
column (feel the back of you head for the right spot.) Even though the
bone is thin, you'll need to apply a good deal of force to your
initial thrust. Once the knife is in several inches, quickly move the
blade back and forth several times.
This destroys the brain stem, and kills almost instantly. More
reliable than the mythological "sure-fire knockout punch."
Thanks
Someone with poor social skills.
Dude, I'm a diagnosed sociopath, and I seem to have better people
skills than you.
Yeah, you probably do. Sniff!
I once had a devotee of Zen Buddhism try to punch me out.
It has always amazed me that "bad" women want nothing to do with me
but the "nice" women can't get enough of me.I have a very large hymen
collection.
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