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"Uncle Buck" |
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02 Jan 2006 02:19:21 PM |
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OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it easier for
guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and buy some maxi pads for
their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They could be marketted to guys as "a
sure-fire device for guaranteeing every fart is a silent - if not deadly - one!
Just stuff it in there and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy has
to buy them for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them instead
of the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or another
('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no more! :-) I mean
really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to fart once in awhile than buy a
tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
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L8r,
Uncle Buck
aa#88
BAAWA Knight
"The gap betwixt civility and barbarism is the width of a tooth."
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| User: "G-Ride" |
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| Title: Re: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
03 Jan 2006 01:35:21 PM |
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"Uncle Buck" <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:kg2jr1d60laml8i0hd13ao4rs6ehf1amoo@4ax.com...
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it easier
for
guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and buy some maxi
pads for
their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They could be marketted to guys
as "a
sure-fire device for guaranteeing every fart is a silent - if not deadly -
one!
Just stuff it in there and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy
has
to buy them for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them
instead
of the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or
another
('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no more! :-) I
mean
really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to fart once in awhile than
buy a
tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
I've never had a problem purchasing feminine hygiene products if given the
task.
Butt silencers on the other hand.....
--
Aloha, G-Ride
"I love songs about horses, railroads, land, judgement day, family, hard
times, whiskey, courtship, marriage, adultery, separation, murder, war,
prison, rambling, damnation, home, salvation, death, pride, humor, piety,
rebellion, patriotism, larceny, determination, tragedy, rowdiness,
heartbreak and love. And Mother. And God. 'Rusty Cage' must fit in some of
these categories." - J. Cash
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| User: "erikc" |
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| Title: Re: OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
04 Jan 2006 03:32:55 PM |
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On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 15:19:21 -0500, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com>
wrote:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it easier for
guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and buy some maxi pads for
their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They could be marketted to guys as "a
sure-fire device for guaranteeing every fart is a silent - if not deadly - one!
Just stuff it in there and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy has
to buy them for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them instead
of the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or another
('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no more! :-) I mean
really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to fart once in awhile than buy a
tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
Change the name. Something like "Butt Mufflers" or "Fart Suppressors".
Erikc (alt.atheist #002) | "An Fhirinne in aghaidh an tSaoil."
BAAWA Knight (retired) | "The Truth against the World."
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
04 Jan 2006 04:00:40 PM |
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"erikc" <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:5nfor11jhv23t10se7dqf3rkmh30ul06hf@4ax.com...
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 15:19:21 -0500, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com>
wrote:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it easier
for
guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and buy some maxi
pads for
their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They could be marketted to guys
as "a
sure-fire device for guaranteeing every fart is a silent - if not deadly -
one!
Just stuff it in there and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy
has
to buy them for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them
instead
of the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or
another
('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no more! :-) I
mean
really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to fart once in awhile than
buy a
tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
Change the name. Something like "Butt Mufflers" or "Fart Suppressors".
Oh, for goodness sakes! Grow up! :)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
05 Jan 2006 06:25:59 PM |
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On Wed, 4 Jan 2006 17:00:40 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"erikc" <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:5nfor11jhv23t10se7dqf3rkmh30ul06hf@4ax.com...
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 15:19:21 -0500, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com>
wrote:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it easier
for
guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and buy some maxi
pads for
their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They could be marketted to guys
as "a
sure-fire device for guaranteeing every fart is a silent - if not deadly -
one!
Just stuff it in there and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy
has
to buy them for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them
instead
of the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or
another
('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no more! :-) I
mean
really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to fart once in awhile than
buy a
tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
Change the name. Something like "Butt Mufflers" or "Fart Suppressors".
Oh, for goodness sakes! Grow up! :)
Gee, you're no fun..... ;)
--
Fundies and trolls are invited to shove
a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Robibnikoff" |
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| Title: Re: OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
06 Jan 2006 11:00:38 AM |
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"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:a8err19b4r4b68hibrna40723ukcgpcqle@4ax.com...
On Wed, 4 Jan 2006 17:00:40 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"erikc" <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:5nfor11jhv23t10se7dqf3rkmh30ul06hf@4ax.com...
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 15:19:21 -0500, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com>
wrote:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it easier
for
guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and buy some maxi
pads for
their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They could be marketted to
guys
as "a
sure-fire device for guaranteeing every fart is a silent - if not
deadly -
one!
Just stuff it in there and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a
guy
has
to buy them for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them
instead
of the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or
another
('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no more! :-)
I
mean
really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to fart once in awhile
than
buy a
tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
Change the name. Something like "Butt Mufflers" or "Fart Suppressors".
Oh, for goodness sakes! Grow up! :)
Gee, you're no fun..... ;)
Why does everyone keep telling me that?!?!? <glare> ;)
--
Robyn
Resident Witchypoo
#1557
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
07 Jan 2006 12:51:30 PM |
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On Fri, 6 Jan 2006 12:00:38 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"stoney" <stoney@the.net> wrote in message
news:a8err19b4r4b68hibrna40723ukcgpcqle@4ax.com...
On Wed, 4 Jan 2006 17:00:40 -0500, "Robibnikoff"
<witchypoo@broomstick.com> wrote in alt.atheism
"erikc" <firewevr@airmail.net> wrote in message
news:5nfor11jhv23t10se7dqf3rkmh30ul06hf@4ax.com...
On Mon, 02 Jan 2006 15:19:21 -0500, Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com>
wrote:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it easier
for
guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and buy some maxi
pads for
their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They could be marketted to
guys
as "a
sure-fire device for guaranteeing every fart is a silent - if not
deadly -
one!
Just stuff it in there and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a
guy
has
to buy them for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them
instead
of the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or
another
('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no more! :-)
I
mean
really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to fart once in awhile
than
buy a
tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
Change the name. Something like "Butt Mufflers" or "Fart Suppressors".
Oh, for goodness sakes! Grow up! :)
Gee, you're no fun..... ;)
Why does everyone keep telling me that?!?!? <glare> ;)
Because it's quite faire.....
--
Fundies and trolls are cordially invited to
shove a wooden cross up their arses and rotate
at a high rate of speed. I trust you'll
be 'blessed' with a cornucopia of splinters.
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| User: "Lörd Phÿltêr" |
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| Title: Re: OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
03 Jan 2006 03:59:07 AM |
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Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> had me ROTFL with:
news:kg2jr1d60laml8i0hd13ao4rs6ehf1amoo@4ax.com:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it easier
for guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and buy some
maxi pads for their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They could be
marketted to guys as "a sure-fire device for guaranteeing every fart is
a silent - if not deadly - one! Just stuff it in there and nobody will
hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy has to buy them for his girlfriend,
he can just say he prefers to use them instead of the butt silencers
_packaged_ for men for some medical reason or another ('sensitive skin'
or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no more! :-) I mean really, a
guy would sooner confess to the need to fart once in awhile than buy a
tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
Sorry dude, I don't have a problem with buying those things. It's no
different to buying toilet paper...
--
Lörd Phÿltêr
Alt.Atheism #1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://www.jesusneverexisted.com
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
03 Jan 2006 04:15:46 AM |
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On Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:59:07 GMT in alt.atheism, Lörd Phÿltêr ("Lörd
Phÿltêr" <phylter@hsotmail.com>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> had me ROTFL with:
news:kg2jr1d60laml8i0hd13ao4rs6ehf1amoo@4ax.com:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it easier
for guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and buy some
maxi pads for their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They could be
marketted to guys as "a sure-fire device for guaranteeing every fart is
a silent - if not deadly - one! Just stuff it in there and nobody will
hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy has to buy them for his girlfriend,
he can just say he prefers to use them instead of the butt silencers
_packaged_ for men for some medical reason or another ('sensitive skin'
or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no more! :-) I mean really, a
guy would sooner confess to the need to fart once in awhile than buy a
tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
Sorry dude, I don't have a problem with buying those things. It's no
different to buying toilet paper...
Which reminds me:
His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV
ads, just to make conversation. "Johnny, if you found a couple of
dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"
" A box of Tampax," he without hesitation.
"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"
"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two
dollars. With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback
riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."
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| User: "Enkidu" |
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| Title: Re: OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
02 Jan 2006 02:26:34 PM |
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Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:kg2jr1d60laml8i0hd13ao4rs6ehf1amoo@4ax.com:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it
easier for guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and
buy some maxi pads for their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They
could be marketted to guys as "a sure-fire device for guaranteeing
every fart is a silent - if not deadly - one! Just stuff it in there
and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy has to buy them
for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them instead of
the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or
another ('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no
more! :-) I mean really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to
fart once in awhile than buy a tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
I "just say no" when sent on such an errand.
Another approach is to be totaly incompetent at such tasks. If you
bought the bigest, most expensive box on the wrong kind, you'd never be
sent back again.
No, I think you should look into the "Butt Silencers" as a product in
their own right. They could come in different scents. "Bean Burrito",
"Texas Chilli", "Beer 'n Bratwurst", the possibilities are endless!
--
Enkidu AA#2165
http://www.thoughts.leaddogs.org/
EAC Chaplain and ordained minister,
ULC, Modesto, CA
PGP ID: 0xC4CE8CF0
Creationists make it sound as though a "theory" is something you dreamt
up after being drunk all night.
-- Isaac Asimov (attributed: source unknown)
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: OT: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
04 Jan 2006 11:30:12 AM |
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On 2 Jan 2006 20:26:34 GMT, Enkidu <jdwnx4702@sneakemail.com> wrote:
Uncle Buck <UncleBuck@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in
news:kg2jr1d60laml8i0hd13ao4rs6ehf1amoo@4ax.com:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it
easier for guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and
buy some maxi pads for their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They
could be marketted to guys as "a sure-fire device for guaranteeing
every fart is a silent - if not deadly - one! Just stuff it in there
and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy has to buy them
for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them instead of
the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or
another ('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no
more! :-) I mean really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to
fart once in awhile than buy a tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
I "just say no" when sent on such an errand.
What is the matter with you folks?
I have no idea, how often I have been into Super Drug, with a list of assorted
sanitary products, to meet the needs and preferences of the female members of my
family.
Not to mention assorted creams, and gels.
No embarrassment.
If you go to Tesco, etc, to get them, there is probably a bloke on the till, and
it is probably a bloke who fills the shelves, at night, they have to handle
them: So what is the prob?
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: "Butt silencers" - a way around guy's "tampon dilema" |
02 Jan 2006 06:07:13 PM |
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Uncle Buck wrote:
I've finally figured out a marketting ploy that will help make it
easier for guys who are asked _oh_ so sweetly to go to the store and
buy some maxi pads for their females: "Butt Silencers"!!! :-) They
could be marketted to guys as "a sure-fire device for guaranteeing
every fart is a silent - if not deadly - one! Just stuff it in there
and nobody will hear you tooting!" Thus when a guy has to buy them
for his girlfriend, he can just say he prefers to use them instead of
the butt silencers _packaged_ for men for some medical reason or
another ('sensitive skin' or some such) - wallah, embarassment is no
more! :-) I mean really, a guy would sooner confess to the need to
fart once in awhile than buy a tampon, right? :-?
Waddaya' think? :-)
Selfish. Such "shyness" goes away when it is in the interest of the men.
One bright lad in a basic training company at Ft Ord, California, when I was
there in 62 or so decided to buy some pads and wear them inside his shirt
while crawling on the ground.
Within a week no PX would sell a package to any men.
Selfish and thoughtless. That hot chick you say in the soap isle is going to
be more impressed with seeing you doing something for a lady then watching
you buy six- packs.
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