Jon Kitna (voicebox of God) from www.bengals.com (no wonder I suffer with
this team...): "Toward the end of last year, the last third
of the season _ everyone is pretty familiar with my walk with Christ and my
faith _ and I really had a good talk with God about what was happening
around us. How we were losing games just wasn't natural. Stuff you don't see
in this league.
I just had a good talk with God, and really felt a peace because he was
going to change things. The bottom had to fall out for things to change. As
disappointing that was with five games to go, that is how it had to be. You
battle to go out and compete, but the bottom has to fall out of it to
change. There was a lot of peace of mind on knowing it was about to change,
I think you're seeing the fruit of that."

There ya have it...God is now a converted Bengal fan thanks to Jon's
conversations. God admits he was screwing with the Bengals to cause them
all those jaw-dropping losses just to make the "bottom fall out" so they
could rebuild (God apparently hates ***** Lebeau, Bruce Coslet, and David
Shula [former BEngal coaches] as much as he loves Jon Kitna and Marvin
Lewis[the current Bengal coach]). What a shrewd guy
Kitna is to get Mike Brown to pay an unearned bonus and now to get God to
step in and use his infinite powers to make the Bengals a better team.
Thank God that God is a football fan, and not the sissy European kind.
Still to come is an explanation from God to Marvin Lewis (one of the few
african-American coaches in the NFL) about all that
pro-slavery stuff in the Bible.

Stay tuned, true believers...

In article <qtvZa.115222$YN5.78339@sccrnsc01>, turk says...

Jon Kitna (voicebox of God) from www.bengals.com (no wonder I suffer with
this team...): "Toward the end of last year, the last third
of the season _ everyone is pretty familiar with my walk with Christ and my
faith _ and I really had a good talk with God about what was happening
around us. How we were losing games just wasn't natural. Stuff you don't see
in this league.
I just had a good talk with God, and really felt a peace because he was
going to change things. The bottom had to fall out for things to change. As
disappointing that was with five games to go, that is how it had to be. You
battle to go out and compete, but the bottom has to fall out of it to
change. There was a lot of peace of mind on knowing it was about to change,
I think you're seeing the fruit of that."

There ya have it...God is now a converted Bengal fan thanks to Jon's
conversations. God admits he was screwing with the Bengals to cause them
all those jaw-dropping losses just to make the "bottom fall out" so they
could rebuild (God apparently hates ***** Lebeau, Bruce Coslet, and David
Shula [former BEngal coaches] as much as he loves Jon Kitna and Marvin
Lewis[the current Bengal coach]). What a shrewd guy
Kitna is to get Mike Brown to pay an unearned bonus and now to get God to
step in and use his infinite powers to make the Bengals a better team.
Thank God that God is a football fan, and not the sissy European kind.
Still to come is an explanation from God to Marvin Lewis (one of the few
african-American coaches in the NFL) about all that
pro-slavery stuff in the Bible.

Stay tuned, true believers...

See, this is just bloody ridiculous. Why anyone would think a supreme being
would be concerned with something as STUPID as sports.................. ;)

<run away!> :D

Robyn
Resident Witchypoo & EAC Spellcaster
#1557