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"Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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17 Aug 2004 09:02:14 PM |
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OT: Fries in the drive-thru bag |
You know, I've been getting a lot of drive-thru food lately. One thing I've
been noticing is that no matter where you go, if fries come with your meal,
there are always going to be quite a few of them _not_ in the fry container.
For awhile there, I thought that perhaps they were using them as packing
material for the sandwich boxes. But now, I'm beginning to think maybe they're
just trying to do their part to make the world a little brighter. I mean, think
about it - you've gone through an entire Uber-King Sized value meal and are
already missing the feel of fresh grease on your tongue when, as you go to throw
out the bag, you hear a distinct, scritchety "rattling". Your heart leaps to
your chest, your eyes brighten and as you look, oh, yes, yes, OOOOhhh *YES*!!!
There are no less than ten more french fries in the bottom of the bag. It
kinda' makes finishing the "fast food experience" drag out a little longer.
Kinda' like a method to "wean you off" of it one greasy, carb-laden bite at a
time. At least until the next meal comes along...
--
L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "Claytonman...Claytonman....Does What Ever A Beer Can" |
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| Title: Re: Fries in the drive-thru bag |
17 Aug 2004 08:32:21 PM |
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"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:4126b7c6.82666733@newsgroups.bellsouth.net...
You know, I've been getting a lot of drive-thru food lately. One thing
I've
been noticing is that no matter where you go, if fries come with your
meal,
there are always going to be quite a few of them _not_ in the fry
container.
For awhile there, I thought that perhaps they were using them as packing
material for the sandwich boxes. But now, I'm beginning to think maybe
they're
just trying to do their part to make the world a little brighter. I mean,
think
about it - you've gone through an entire Uber-King Sized value meal and
are
already missing the feel of fresh grease on your tongue when, as you go to
throw
out the bag, you hear a distinct, scritchety "rattling". Your heart leaps
to
your chest, your eyes brighten and as you look, oh, yes, yes, OOOOhhh
*YES*!!!
There are no less than ten more french fries in the bottom of the bag. It
kinda' makes finishing the "fast food experience" drag out a little
longer.
Kinda' like a method to "wean you off" of it one greasy, carb-laden bite
at a
time. At least until the next meal comes along...
Are you stoned...cos that's the sort of thing you think about when your
ripped.
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| User: "Uncle Dollar Bill" |
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| Title: Re: Fries in the drive-thru bag |
17 Aug 2004 11:28:31 PM |
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On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 11:32:21 +1000 in alt.atheism,
"Claytonman...Claytonman....Does What Ever A Beer Can"
<cjfat@SPAMBLOCKphonyemail.com> defied the status quo and scrawled upon the
toilet stall:
"Uncle Dollar Bill" <UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com> wrote in message
news:4126b7c6.82666733@newsgroups.bellsouth.net...
You know, I've been getting a lot of drive-thru food lately. One thing
I've
been noticing is that no matter where you go, if fries come with your
meal,
there are always going to be quite a few of them _not_ in the fry
container.
For awhile there, I thought that perhaps they were using them as packing
material for the sandwich boxes. But now, I'm beginning to think maybe
they're
just trying to do their part to make the world a little brighter. I mean,
think
about it - you've gone through an entire Uber-King Sized value meal and
are
already missing the feel of fresh grease on your tongue when, as you go to
throw
out the bag, you hear a distinct, scritchety "rattling". Your heart leaps
to
your chest, your eyes brighten and as you look, oh, yes, yes, OOOOhhh
*YES*!!!
There are no less than ten more french fries in the bottom of the bag. It
kinda' makes finishing the "fast food experience" drag out a little
longer.
Kinda' like a method to "wean you off" of it one greasy, carb-laden bite
at a
time. At least until the next meal comes along...
Are you stoned...cos that's the sort of thing you think about when your
ripped.
<Sigh> I wish. If I were stoned, I would probably be far too entertained to be
writing here at the moment. ;-) I'm just trying to cultivate something akin to
a quasi-"Jack Handey"-ish personality. I figure I have a few extra laying
around unused, might as well turn them into someone useful. :-)
--
L8r,
Uncle Dollar Bill
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| User: "Walking on Glass" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Fries in the drive-thru bag |
17 Aug 2004 07:15:01 PM |
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And it came to pass that (Uncle Dollar
Bill) did write in alt.atheism,
news:4126b7c6.82666733@newsgroups.bellsouth.net:
You know, I've been getting a lot of drive-thru food lately. One
thing I've been noticing is that no matter where you go, if fries come
with your meal, there are always going to be quite a few of them _not_
in the fry container. For awhile there, I thought that perhaps they
were using them as packing material for the sandwich boxes. But now,
I'm beginning to think maybe they're just trying to do their part to
make the world a little brighter. I mean, think about it - you've
gone through an entire Uber-King Sized value meal and are already
missing the feel of fresh grease on your tongue when, as you go to
throw out the bag, you hear a distinct, scritchety "rattling". Your
heart leaps to your chest, your eyes brighten and as you look, oh,
yes, yes, OOOOhhh *YES*!!! There are no less than ten more french
fries in the bottom of the bag. It kinda' makes finishing the "fast
food experience" drag out a little longer. Kinda' like a method to
"wean you off" of it one greasy, carb-laden bite at a time. At least
until the next meal comes along...
Its clearly a global phenomenon! It certainly happens here (UK). I always
hoped it was just that we English were inept at doing fast food (which we
certainly are, but usually for the reason of [lack of] speed).
--
Walking on Glass (remove NOSPAM to email me)
AA #2053 Zymurgist #12
"If you want to save your child from polio, you can pray or
you can inoculate...Try science"
Carl Sagan - "The Demon-Haunted World"
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| User: "Mark K. Bilbo" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Fries in the drive-thru bag |
18 Aug 2004 08:09:20 AM |
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On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 02:02:14 +0000 in episode
<4126b7c6.82666733@newsgroups.bellsouth.net> we saw our hero
UncleDollarBill@SpamMeNot.com (Uncle Dollar Bill):
One thing
I've been noticing is that no matter where you go, if fries come with your
meal, there are always going to be quite a few of them _not_ in the fry
container.
It's a quantum thing...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
"Come to think of it, there are already a million
monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet
is NOTHING like Shakespeare!" -- Blair Houghton
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| User: "W. Syme" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Fries in the drive-thru bag |
18 Aug 2004 06:39:52 AM |
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On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 02:02:14 GMT, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) wrote:
You know, I've been getting a lot of drive-thru food lately. One thing I've
been noticing is that no matter where you go, if fries come with your meal,
there are always going to be quite a few of them _not_ in the fry container.
For awhile there, I thought that perhaps they were using them as packing
material for the sandwich boxes. But now, I'm beginning to think maybe they're
just trying to do their part to make the world a little brighter. I mean, think
about it - you've gone through an entire Uber-King Sized value meal and are
already missing the feel of fresh grease on your tongue when, as you go to throw
out the bag, you hear a distinct, scritchety "rattling". Your heart leaps to
your chest, your eyes brighten and as you look, oh, yes, yes, OOOOhhh *YES*!!!
There are no less than ten more french fries in the bottom of the bag. It
kinda' makes finishing the "fast food experience" drag out a little longer.
Kinda' like a method to "wean you off" of it one greasy, carb-laden bite at a
time. At least until the next meal comes along...
I feel that Burger King should be forced by the authorities to stop
using the word "fastfood". I could develop a space program for a small
country in the time they take to make a burger.
--
Prove all things; hold fast that which is good. (1 Thessalonians 5:21)
W. Syme (pseudonym), European, non-native English speaker, "soft" atheist.
Email will not be read.
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| User: "Therion Ware" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Fries in the drive-thru bag |
18 Aug 2004 07:09:25 AM |
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On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 13:39:52 +0200 in alt.atheism, W. Syme (W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 02:02:14 GMT, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) wrote:
You know, I've been getting a lot of drive-thru food lately. One thing I've
been noticing is that no matter where you go, if fries come with your meal,
there are always going to be quite a few of them _not_ in the fry container.
For awhile there, I thought that perhaps they were using them as packing
material for the sandwich boxes. But now, I'm beginning to think maybe they're
just trying to do their part to make the world a little brighter. I mean, think
about it - you've gone through an entire Uber-King Sized value meal and are
already missing the feel of fresh grease on your tongue when, as you go to throw
out the bag, you hear a distinct, scritchety "rattling". Your heart leaps to
your chest, your eyes brighten and as you look, oh, yes, yes, OOOOhhh *YES*!!!
There are no less than ten more french fries in the bottom of the bag. It
kinda' makes finishing the "fast food experience" drag out a little longer.
Kinda' like a method to "wean you off" of it one greasy, carb-laden bite at a
time. At least until the next meal comes along...
I feel that Burger King should be forced by the authorities to stop
using the word "fastfood". I could develop a space program for a small
country in the time they take to make a burger.
True. But a double whopper with cheese is deeply superior to anything
Mc Donald's have ever managed to think of.
Worth waiting for, IMO.
--
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- Attrib: Pauline Reage.
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** atheist poster child #1 ** #442.
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| User: "" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Fries in the drive-thru bag |
18 Aug 2004 05:30:30 PM |
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On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 13:09:25 +0100, Therion Ware
<autodelete@city-of-dis.com> wrote:
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 13:39:52 +0200 in alt.atheism, W. Syme (W. Syme
<Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm>) said, directing the reply to
alt.atheism
On Wed, 18 Aug 2004 02:02:14 GMT, (Uncle
Dollar Bill) wrote:
You know, I've been getting a lot of drive-thru food lately. One thing I've
been noticing is that no matter where you go, if fries come with your meal,
there are always going to be quite a few of them _not_ in the fry container.
For awhile there, I thought that perhaps they were using them as packing
material for the sandwich boxes. But now, I'm beginning to think maybe they're
just trying to do their part to make the world a little brighter. I mean, think
about it - you've gone through an entire Uber-King Sized value meal and are
already missing the feel of fresh grease on your tongue when, as you go to throw
out the bag, you hear a distinct, scritchety "rattling". Your heart leaps to
your chest, your eyes brighten and as you look, oh, yes, yes, OOOOhhh *YES*!!!
There are no less than ten more french fries in the bottom of the bag. It
kinda' makes finishing the "fast food experience" drag out a little longer.
Kinda' like a method to "wean you off" of it one greasy, carb-laden bite at a
time. At least until the next meal comes along...
I feel that Burger King should be forced by the authorities to stop
using the word "fastfood". I could develop a space program for a small
country in the time they take to make a burger.
True. But a double whopper with cheese is deeply superior to anything
Mc Donald's have ever managed to think of.
Worth waiting for, IMO.
I like the taste of Burger King hamburgers and their onion rings.
However, I also find myself in the laxative aisle at the nearest drug
store the next day.
A properly made Big Mac and fries work well for me. It may be
regional, though as there must be different food distributors in
different areas: I *have had some bad Big Macs on the highway
drive-thru, but not from the local one.
drift
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| User: "Elroy Willis" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Fries in the drive-thru bag |
18 Aug 2004 07:55:15 AM |
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W. Syme <Winston.Syme.superstitions@fastmail.fm> wrote in alt.atheism
I feel that Burger King should be forced by the authorities to stop
using the word "fastfood". I could develop a space program for a small
country in the time they take to make a burger.
I would assume your space program would include the perpetuation
of Burger King, but at a faster pace, or more efficient? :)
--
Elroy Willis
EAP Chief Editor and Newshound
http://www.eapnews.com
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