This (first) joke was actually told to me by a fundie....
A crook sneaks into a house at night through a back window and begins
to loot the valuables. Suddenly, a parrot chimes "Brawwk, Jesus is
watching you!" The crook pays no mind to the bird and continues
looting. The bird repeats "Brawwk, Jesus is watching you!" The crook
then asks the bird "What's your name?" The bird replies "Moses."
The crook then mumbles "Who would name their bird Moses?" The parrot,
hearing the crook's words, replies "Brawwk, the same people who would
name their pit-bull Jesus."
Heh...
Another one....
Man: Do you smoke after sex?
Woman: Dunno, never looked.
My 2 cents to usenet humanity. :)
JJ
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