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Religions > Atheism |
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"stoney" |
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04 Nov 2004 08:48:58 PM |
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OT: Humour |
After the election but before inauguration, Bill Clinton invited
George W to the White House for a visit and orientation. The talked
for a while, and drank tea and perhaps something stronger. Dubya
asked if could use Bill's private bathroom. Answer yes, of course.
Dubya was very surprised to find a gold plated urinal in Bill's
private bathroom.
That evening, Dubya told Laura about it. "Of course," he said, " I
could never have anything that self-induligible, but it sure would be
nice."
Laura had her tour the next day, and she and Hillary talked, with
Laura telling Hillary how impressed George was with the gold plated
urinal in Bill's private bathroom.
That evening, as Hillary and Bill were preparing for bed, Hillary
said, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
**
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
05 Nov 2004 12:57:56 AM |
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In article <87qlo0lnr7e3cljnrgosulrp0ac0dunk7s@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
After the election but before inauguration, Bill Clinton invited
George W to the White House for a visit and orientation. The talked
for a while, and drank tea and perhaps something stronger. Dubya
asked if could use Bill's private bathroom. Answer yes, of course.
Dubya was very surprised to find a gold plated urinal in Bill's
private bathroom.
That evening, Dubya told Laura about it. "Of course," he said, " I
could never have anything that self-induligible, but it sure would be
nice."
Laura had her tour the next day, and she and Hillary talked, with
Laura telling Hillary how impressed George was with the gold plated
urinal in Bill's private bathroom.
That evening, as Hillary and Bill were preparing for bed, Hillary
said, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
**
Rollllllllllllllllllllllllling!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Vive le Resistance!
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
06 Nov 2004 09:06:10 AM |
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 22:57:56 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <87qlo0lnr7e3cljnrgosulrp0ac0dunk7s@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
After the election but before inauguration, Bill Clinton invited
George W to the White House for a visit and orientation. The talked
for a while, and drank tea and perhaps something stronger. Dubya
asked if could use Bill's private bathroom. Answer yes, of course.
Dubya was very surprised to find a gold plated urinal in Bill's
private bathroom.
That evening, Dubya told Laura about it. "Of course," he said, " I
could never have anything that self-induligible, but it sure would be
nice."
Laura had her tour the next day, and she and Hillary talked, with
Laura telling Hillary how impressed George was with the gold plated
urinal in Bill's private bathroom.
That evening, as Hillary and Bill were preparing for bed, Hillary
said, "I found out who pissed in your saxophone."
**
Rollllllllllllllllllllllllling!
:D
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.
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