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Religions > Atheism |
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"stoney" |
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26 Dec 2004 08:40:46 PM |
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OT: humour |
Santa cartoons
http://www.strangecosmos.com
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/11061.html
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Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
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| User: "johac" |
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| Title: Re: OT: humour |
27 Dec 2004 01:18:17 AM |
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In article <fgtus010jslgf7c1uq2nk7543a71gfcaur@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
Santa cartoons
http://www.strangecosmos.com
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/11061.html
Ho! Ho! Ho!
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
Intelligent Design has as much to do with science as reality
television has to do with reality. - Barry Lynn on CNN 12/25/04
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: humour |
27 Dec 2004 09:55:28 AM |
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On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 23:18:17 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <fgtus010jslgf7c1uq2nk7543a71gfcaur@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
Santa cartoons
http://www.strangecosmos.com
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/11061.html
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Indeed.... :) And Santa does have the list of the 'bad' girls. ;)
I do hope you checked out the other items on the site.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: OT: humour |
27 Dec 2004 10:10:55 AM |
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On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 07:55:28 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 23:18:17 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <fgtus010jslgf7c1uq2nk7543a71gfcaur@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
Santa cartoons
http://www.strangecosmos.com
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/11061.html
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Indeed.... :) And Santa does have the list of the 'bad' girls. ;)
I do hope you checked out the other items on the site.
Dear Santa,
Please give me your list of 'bad' girls for Christmas.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: humour |
28 Dec 2004 10:05:17 AM |
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On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 11:10:55 -0500, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 07:55:28 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 23:18:17 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <fgtus010jslgf7c1uq2nk7543a71gfcaur@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
Santa cartoons
http://www.strangecosmos.com
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/11061.html
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Indeed.... :) And Santa does have the list of the 'bad' girls. ;)
I do hope you checked out the other items on the site.
Dear Santa,
Please give me your list of 'bad' girls for Christmas.
( chuckling )
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: OT: humour |
28 Dec 2004 10:21:42 AM |
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On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 08:05:17 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 11:10:55 -0500, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 07:55:28 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 23:18:17 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <fgtus010jslgf7c1uq2nk7543a71gfcaur@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
Santa cartoons
http://www.strangecosmos.com
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/11061.html
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Indeed.... :) And Santa does have the list of the 'bad' girls. ;)
I do hope you checked out the other items on the site.
Dear Santa,
Please give me your list of 'bad' girls for Christmas.
( chuckling )
"You're the Salvation Army, right?"
"Yes"
"You save fallen women?"
"Yes"
"Can you save some for me?"
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: humour |
29 Dec 2004 08:59:37 AM |
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On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 11:21:42 -0500, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 08:05:17 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 11:10:55 -0500, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Mon, 27 Dec 2004 07:55:28 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
On Sun, 26 Dec 2004 23:18:17 -0800, johac <jhachm@ixpres.com> wrote:
In article <fgtus010jslgf7c1uq2nk7543a71gfcaur@4ax.com>,
stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
Santa cartoons
http://www.strangecosmos.com
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/11061.html
Ho! Ho! Ho!
Indeed.... :) And Santa does have the list of the 'bad' girls. ;)
I do hope you checked out the other items on the site.
Dear Santa,
Please give me your list of 'bad' girls for Christmas.
( chuckling )
"You're the Salvation Army, right?"
"Yes"
"You save fallen women?"
"Yes"
"Can you save some for me?"
LOLLLLLLlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.
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| User: "Christopher A. Lee" |
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| Title: Re: OT: humour |
29 Dec 2004 09:07:49 AM |
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On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 06:59:37 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
In the confessional....
Seamus: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Father Patrick: Tell me my son.
S: I have committed adultery.
FP: Tell me who.
S: I cannot do that, it will hurt her reputation.
FP: Was it Dierdre O'Callaghan? They tell me she is easy?
S: Father, I cannot say.
FP: Well then, was it Mary Flynn the barmaid?
S: No father, I cannot say.
FP: Could it have been Bridgit Macnamara, her husband is away on
business?
S: No, father, I will not say who.
FP: You have sinned, but are at least honourable. Say 5 Hail Marys.
Afterwards, outside:
"What did he give you?"
"Three good leads"
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: humour |
30 Dec 2004 09:39:14 AM |
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On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 10:07:49 -0500, Christopher A. Lee
<calee@optonline.net> wrote:
On Wed, 29 Dec 2004 06:59:37 -0800, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
In the confessional....
Seamus: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Father Patrick: Tell me my son.
S: I have committed adultery.
FP: Tell me who.
S: I cannot do that, it will hurt her reputation.
FP: Was it Dierdre O'Callaghan? They tell me she is easy?
S: Father, I cannot say.
FP: Well then, was it Mary Flynn the barmaid?
S: No father, I cannot say.
FP: Could it have been Bridgit Macnamara, her husband is away on
business?
S: No, father, I will not say who.
FP: You have sinned, but are at least honourable. Say 5 Hail Marys.
Afterwards, outside:
"What did he give you?"
"Three good leads"
I've heard this one before-its a good one. :)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
.
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