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Religions > Atheism |
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"stoney" |
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28 Aug 2005 03:44:22 PM |
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OT: Humour |
The Plan by Robin Williams~
The Plan!
You gotta love Robin Williams......
Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin
Williams to come up with the perfect
plan. What we need now is for our
UN Ambassador to stand up and
repeat this message.
Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to
argue with this logic!)
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those 'good ole boys', we
will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They
don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one
allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder
will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or
where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be tho-
roughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special
permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you
don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers.
If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling
of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a
while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They
can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
are stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We
don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the
building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal
aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no
one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.' She's
got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' "
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
29 Aug 2005 05:15:29 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 08:44:22 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...
I know a lot of people, who would dispute that.
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| User: "Mike Painter" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
30 Aug 2005 02:15:09 AM |
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Dubh Ghall wrote:
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 08:44:22 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...
I know a lot of people, who would dispute that.
I think all people who want to kick people out should have to spend a few
years in a foreign land to find out how hard it can be.
(To keep in the spirit of the above I guess we could send them to England.)
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
31 Aug 2005 04:22:19 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 02:15:09 GMT, "Mike Painter"
<mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
Dubh Ghall wrote:
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 08:44:22 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...
I know a lot of people, who would dispute that.
I think all people who want to kick people out should have to spend a few
years in a foreign land to find out how hard it can be.
You mean be thrown out themselves. Poetic justice.
(To keep in the spirit of the above I guess we could send them to England.)
The British would not be welcoming to the American Taliban.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "Dubh Ghall" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
22 Sep 2005 05:12:06 PM |
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On Tue, 30 Aug 2005 02:15:09 GMT, "Mike Painter" <mddotpainter@sbcglobal.net>
wrote:
Dubh Ghall wrote:
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 08:44:22 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...
I know a lot of people, who would dispute that.
I think all people who want to kick people out should have to spend a few
years in a foreign land to find out how hard it can be.
(To keep in the spirit of the above I guess we could send them to England.)
That is where I ended up.
I agree with you. Very few people realise how difficult it can be, trying to
make your way, in a country where *everything*, is strange, and you have
*nothing* in common with natives, except perhaps, a need to survive.
Nor do they realise the resentment you face, when you succeed, purely due to
hard work, over the local competition.
In most countries I have travelled to, genuine refugees are, up to a point,
welcome, provided the remain properly in their place, at the bottom of the heap,
where they can be walked all over, by the natives.
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
31 Aug 2005 04:20:18 PM |
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On Mon, 29 Aug 2005 17:15:29 GMT, Dubh Ghall <puck@pooks.hill.fey>
wrote:
On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 08:44:22 -0700, stoney <stoney@the.net> wrote:
The Language we speak is
ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...
I know a lot of people, who would dispute that.
Heh. It's American Dialect(s). Please don't 'Welsh' on it. ;)
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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| User: "L. Raymond" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
28 Aug 2005 08:27:54 PM |
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stoney wrote:
The Plan
The stupidity of things like them is the author, who I've seen given a
few different names already, refuses to draw a distinction between
interference and assistance. Interference is when someone forces his
desires on another against that person's will. Assistance is mutually
desired cooperation. The US did not win WWII, we worked with the world
in a mutual victory over the Axis powers. We do not interfere when
assisting people stricken by drought, although we do interfere when we
fail to control our own pollution and poison the environment.
The world is not black and white, and people who are unable to
differentiate between assistance and interference, like those who don't
understand the difference between making love and rape, are dangerous
and far too immature to be out in public unattended.
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L. Raymond
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| User: "stoney" |
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| Title: Re: OT: Humour |
31 Aug 2005 04:19:24 PM |
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On Sun, 28 Aug 2005 15:27:54 -0500, "L. Raymond"
<badaddress@mylinuxisp.com> wrote:
stoney wrote:
The Plan
The stupidity of things like them is the author, who I've seen given a
few different names already, refuses to draw a distinction between
interference and assistance. Interference is when someone forces his
desires on another against that person's will. Assistance is mutually
desired cooperation. The US did not win WWII, we worked with the world
in a mutual victory over the Axis powers. We do not interfere when
assisting people stricken by drought, although we do interfere when we
fail to control our own pollution and poison the environment.
The world is not black and white, and people who are unable to
differentiate between assistance and interference, like those who don't
understand the difference between making love and rape, are dangerous
and far too immature to be out in public unattended.
I posted what I received via email under humour as that was what it
was. I'm not surprised to find out it was released under different
author names.
--
Contempt of Congress meter reading-offscale.
Hello, theocracy with a fundamentalist US Supreme
Court who will ensure church and state are joined
at the hip like clergy and altar boys.
America 1776-Jan 2001 RIP
"As democracy is perfected, the office of president
represents, more and more closely, the inner soul
of the people. On some great and glorious day the
plain folks of the land will reach their heart's
desire at last and the White House will be adorned
by a downright moron." --- H.L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)
Religion is the original war crime.
-Michelle Malkin (Feb 26, 2005)
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