No, I didn't come up with this, I found it somewhere:
A man's wife asks him to go to the store to buy some cigarettes,
but when gets to the store he finds it closed. So, he goes into
a nearby bar to use the vending machine.
At the bar, he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.
They have a couple of beers, one thing leads to another and they
end up in her apartment.
After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh
no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any
talcum powder?" She gives him some talcum powder, which he
proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.
His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty
pissed.
"Where the heck have you been?!"
"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked,
but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending
machine. I saw this great looking chick there and we had a few
drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with
her."
"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!"
She sees his hands are covered with powder and...
"You Filthy Liar!! You went bowling again!!"
Bob Dog
Atheist #153 = 1^3 + 5^3 + 3^3
EAC's chief cook and brainwasher
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"Stop throwing the Constitution in my face,
it's just a goddamned piece of paper!"
- George W. Bush, US President
"I've never seen a pro-choicer bomb any churches. Have you?"
- Aaron Kinney, speaking on Eric Rudolph
"The best thing about the Left Behind books is the way the
non-Christians get their guts pulled out by God."
- 15-year-old fundamentalist fan of the books
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