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User: "Mark K. Bilbo"
Date: 07 Jul 2004 08:40:56 AM
Object: OT: It's begun...
"First, Microsoft employees lost the stock-option program, then the
laundered towels in company locker rooms. Now, company bean counters are
tinkering with the free supply of sodas, and it's not going over well in
Redmond."
And:
"[Ballmer] defended the cost-cutting, noting that the company's expenses
have grown more quickly than revenue for three years running."
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/businesstechnology/2001973671_microsoft07.html
MS has begun the cost cutting game (to the tune of a billion annually this
time around). Their once high flying stock is down to $28 a share.
Expenses have been rising faster than revenue. Longhorn's release is (as
was NT 5, later called Windows 2000) slipping well into some vague future.
Their recent licensing changes have angered businesses. They've floundered
in almost every new business they've tried to enter. Businesses are
becoming angry over the constant security problems in MS products. And
despite all the MS ranting about Linux, the OS steadily gains market share.
Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many copies
of Office do people need?
That infamous 56 billion MS is sitting on may begin to evaporate soon.
MS may begin massive stock buy backs to boost share prices (but how long
will that last?). Shareholders are pressuring them to pay bigger dividends
instead of just sitting on a pile of money.
How ironic their decline began just as they dodged the anti-trust bullet...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"I think it's the worst kept secret in Washington.
That everybody - everybody I talk to in Washington
has known and fully knows what [the neo-conservative]
agenda was and what they were trying to do."
[Retired General Anthony Zinni]
.

User: "JTEM"

Title: Re: It's begun... 07 Jul 2004 01:28:37 PM
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote

"First, Microsoft employees lost the stock-option program,
then the laundered towels in company locker rooms. Now,
company bean counters are tinkering with the free supply
of sodas, and it's not going over well in Redmond."

Yes, but wouldn't you rather be in Microsoft's position than
just about anybody elses?
Their products are choked with so many poison pills, everything
from obscene licensing to almost-good interfaces, and if they
simply tweak those things away they'll have millions & millions
of happy customers.
They've already mastered the "Customer Focus," now all they've
got to do is quite focusing on their customers as if they were all
a bunch of software pirating, cash rich, idiotic slaves.
"What do you mean you don't want to be trapped into buying our
products every two years?!?!?!"
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: It's begun... 08 Jul 2004 04:31:28 PM
On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 14:28:37 -0400 in episode
<j9qdncrpvsMJonHdRVn-uA@comcast.com> we saw our hero "JTEM"
<gymraven@hotmail.com>:


"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote

"First, Microsoft employees lost the stock-option program, then the
laundered towels in company locker rooms. Now, company bean counters are
tinkering with the free supply of sodas, and it's not going over well in
Redmond."


Yes, but wouldn't you rather be in Microsoft's position than just about
anybody elses?

Their products are choked with so many poison pills, everything from
obscene licensing to almost-good interfaces, and if they simply tweak
those things away they'll have millions & millions of happy customers.

They've already mastered the "Customer Focus," now all they've got to do
is quite focusing on their customers as if they were all a bunch of
software pirating, cash rich, idiotic slaves.

"What do you mean you don't want to be trapped into buying our products
every two years?!?!?!"

Now it's "whaddya mean you don't wanna keep paying for a licensing plan
that gives you absolutely nothing at all?"
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
"I think it's the worst kept secret in Washington.
That everybody - everybody I talk to in Washington
has known and fully knows what [the neo-conservative]
agenda was and what they were trying to do."
[Retired General Anthony Zinni]
.


User: "*nemo*"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 07 Jul 2004 05:31:14 PM
In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many copies
of Office do people need?

Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.
Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.
User: "Phÿltêr"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 08 Jul 2004 05:50:21 AM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> astounded us with: news:nemo0037-
973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many copies
of Office do people need?

Hell, I'd be happy with "Wordpad" if it had a speelchicker
--
Phÿltêr
AA#1938
Denizen of Darkness #44 & AFJC Antipodean Attaché
http://forums.clickhalah.com/index.php
Remove "s" to respond
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 08 Jul 2004 01:11:00 AM
In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...

I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
.
User: "*nemo*"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 08 Jul 2004 04:44:47 AM
In article <jhachm-32854A.23110007072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.

Actually, I got the "Teacher's Edition" version of Office for $150,
which I considered fairly close to reasonable to get a decent set of
programs that have a better GUI than Apple Works 6. All I had to do was
tell the sales clerk that I had a student at home.
You'd think after all this time, Apple could do better than a word
processor that shows about 3 inches of margin around a document.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.
User: "Hypatia Kosh"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 09 Jul 2004 11:59:50 AM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message news:<nemo0037-D0122A.05444708072004@news01.east.earthlink.net>...

In article <jhachm-32854A.23110007072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Actually, I got the "Teacher's Edition" version of Office for $150,
which I considered fairly close to reasonable to get a decent set of
programs that have a better GUI than Apple Works 6. All I had to do was
tell the sales clerk that I had a student at home.

You'd think after all this time, Apple could do better than a word
processor that shows about 3 inches of margin around a document.

Well, AppleWorks is really ClarisWorks. Back in the day we used WP on
Macs; worked really well. Apple was never interested in selling the
desktop software; that was an entirely different industry. That's how
they got into a mess with M$ in the first place. Like many, MANY
businesses that collaborated with MicroSoft, they had technology
stolen. (In Apple's case, through a poorly-written contract.)
Actually, Apple was lucky. Microsoft has put a lot of companies
completely out of business since that time.
Incidently, does anyone use BeOS? I'm thinking of getting an old
IBM-compatible and running Be on it Just Because. I already have a
Linux box; Debian--pretty cool. A ***** to set up, though. If
Linux-nuts want to entertain dreams of widespread adoption as a
desktop platform, they can stop worrying about the GUI--it works fine.
It's the installation. (I hear SuSE is easier to install but I
actually couldn't get it to work at all!)
-Hypatia
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 10 Jul 2004 10:54:22 AM
On Fri, 09 Jul 2004 09:59:50 -0700 in episode
<fb1e5579.0407090859.3008f07c@posting.google.com> we saw our hero
berli@lycos.com (Hypatia Kosh):

*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message
news:<nemo0037-D0122A.05444708072004@news01.east.earthlink.net>...

In article <jhachm-32854A.23110007072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How
many copies of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same
programs. Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me
for as long as I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be
willing to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Actually, I got the "Teacher's Edition" version of Office for $150,
which I considered fairly close to reasonable to get a decent set of
programs that have a better GUI than Apple Works 6. All I had to do was
tell the sales clerk that I had a student at home.

You'd think after all this time, Apple could do better than a word
processor that shows about 3 inches of margin around a document.


Well, AppleWorks is really ClarisWorks. Back in the day we used WP on
Macs; worked really well. Apple was never interested in selling the
desktop software; that was an entirely different industry. That's how they
got into a mess with M$ in the first place. Like many, MANY businesses
that collaborated with MicroSoft, they had technology stolen. (In Apple's
case, through a poorly-written contract.)

Actually, Apple was lucky. Microsoft has put a lot of companies completely
out of business since that time.

Incidently, does anyone use BeOS? I'm thinking of getting an old
IBM-compatible and running Be on it Just Because. I already have a Linux
box; Debian--pretty cool. A ***** to set up, though. If Linux-nuts want to
entertain dreams of widespread adoption as a desktop platform, they can
stop worrying about the GUI--it works fine. It's the installation. (I hear
SuSE is easier to install but I actually couldn't get it to work at all!)

Every day, a little more progress is made. MS hates that. <G>
Mandrake is pretty easy to install these days. Several people I've given
disks to have told me they had *more trouble out of Windows XP. SuSE I
haven't dealt with since the 6ish range of version numbers but I read
they've gotten a lot better (the ones I dealt with were okay but nothing
to shout about... then again, Drake back then wasn't all that hot either
in the install department... about 8.1 or so was when they started getting
decent at it... 9.2 is pretty slick... 10 I ain't going near until there's
a 10.x something).
Debian isn't even *trying to be "user friendly." It's not a priority for
them. They aim for a solid, stable, totally free software based distro. Do
a good job at it. But if you're looking for "easy to install," it's not
them. <g>
Nor Gentoo (which I'm on these days). But Gentoo is openly a "hobbiest"
distro...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
.


User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 09 Jul 2004 12:37:57 AM
In article
<nemo0037-D0122A.05444708072004@news01.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <jhachm-32854A.23110007072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Actually, I got the "Teacher's Edition" version of Office for $150,
which I considered fairly close to reasonable to get a decent set of
programs that have a better GUI than Apple Works 6. All I had to do was
tell the sales clerk that I had a student at home.

You'd think after all this time, Apple could do better than a word
processor that shows about 3 inches of margin around a document.

Yeah. I couldn't use the student dodge, or I would have done the same.
One of the knocks on Apple is that it's hard to get decent software.
You would think that Apple would spend a little more time and effort
developing some decent software themselves. As this thread indicates,
there's a lot of dissatisfaction with Microscrew out there and one
would think that Jobs would try harder to take advantage of it.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
.
User: "*nemo*"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 09 Jul 2004 04:43:41 AM
In article <jhachm-FFA211.22375708072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

You'd think after all this time, Apple could do better than a word
processor that shows about 3 inches of margin around a document.


Yeah. I couldn't use the student dodge, or I would have done the same.

Ummmm.... I don't know how they do things in your neck of the woods, but
when I made my purchase, they asked me the question, and I said "yes."
That was the end of it, and they took my word for it.
Not that I was lying... my son is in college. But the product is one he
won't touch, being a Windoze snob.

One of the knocks on Apple is that it's hard to get decent software.
You would think that Apple would spend a little more time and effort
developing some decent software themselves. As this thread indicates,
there's a lot of dissatisfaction with Microscrew out there and one
would think that Jobs would try harder to take advantage of it.

Well, Jobs has always been a bit of a snob when it comes to marketing. I
can't understand it either. It's like he's saying "Apple *could* be
making a billion dollars in profits per year, but we really don't have
any *use* for it..."
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
http://home.earthlink.net/~jehdjh/Relpg.html
Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus
Quotemeister since March 2002
.
User: "Hypatia Kosh"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 09 Jul 2004 12:11:14 PM
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote in message news:<nemo0037-4A464C.05434009072004@news04.east.earthlink.net>...

In article <jhachm-FFA211.22375708072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

You'd think after all this time, Apple could do better than a word
processor that shows about 3 inches of margin around a document.


Yeah. I couldn't use the student dodge, or I would have done the same.


Ummmm.... I don't know how they do things in your neck of the woods, but
when I made my purchase, they asked me the question, and I said "yes."
That was the end of it, and they took my word for it.

Not that I was lying... my son is in college. But the product is one he
won't touch, being a Windoze snob.

One of the knocks on Apple is that it's hard to get decent software.
You would think that Apple would spend a little more time and effort
developing some decent software themselves. As this thread indicates,
there's a lot of dissatisfaction with Microscrew out there and one
would think that Jobs would try harder to take advantage of it.


Well, Jobs has always been a bit of a snob when it comes to marketing. I
can't understand it either. It's like he's saying "Apple *could* be
making a billion dollars in profits per year, but we really don't have
any *use* for it..."

The core of Apple's business has always been amazing hardware and OS.
The dark years were dark precisely because the Performas were crappier
in terms of durability and had severe memory management problems.
(Freeze, freeze, freeze--though at the time, it was actually BETTER
than Win95! How did I ever get any work done back then?) Remember when
we seemed to be going through a new OS version every 12 months?
Apple didn't actually write AppleWorks. It was ClarisWorks and they
licensed or bought it to bundle with the machines.
Apple's application software has generally been pretty lame; Quicktime
in many ways is better than its competition (WMP? Don't make me
laugh), but has some user interface problems and seems to also be a
memory hog. If QT is bad, other iLife programs such as iPhoto and
iMovie are five or six times worse. iDVD works okay, but the controls
are in fucking hieroglyphics. iMovie has about 3 functions disguised
by 25 unlabeled hieroglyphic buttons. (It's what Websites That Suck
used to call "Mystery Meat Navigation".) Apparently Apple has
forgotten all the lessons they learned back in the 1980's by their
Human Usability Project.
I appreciate that stuff like Preview, iPhoto and iMovie are going to
be processor-intensive, but why load them with silly interface frills
to make it worse? (Preview has improved a lot since the first version;
same can't be said of iPhoto and iMovie.)
To give Jobs some credit, he actually groveled for Bill Gates to get
new versions of the Office Suite when it was badly needed for the
future of his company. Apple lost a great deal of market share during
the "one vendor!" crusade, when those using non-MS computers in the
workplace had to get rid of their beloved machines. OSX integrates
with the MS world, though, so the Macs are slowly coming back.
I wouldn't use Word, given a choice (I'll gladly use Excel--as long as
charting functions aren't required), but it was the right decision for
the business market.
-Hypatia
.

User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 10 Jul 2004 02:28:57 AM
In article
<nemo0037-4A464C.05434009072004@news04.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <jhachm-FFA211.22375708072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

You'd think after all this time, Apple could do better than a word
processor that shows about 3 inches of margin around a document.


Yeah. I couldn't use the student dodge, or I would have done the same.


Ummmm.... I don't know how they do things in your neck of the woods, but
when I made my purchase, they asked me the question, and I said "yes."
That was the end of it, and they took my word for it.

Not that I was lying... my son is in college. But the product is one he
won't touch, being a Windoze snob.

I don't have kids, but even if I did, I still don't know if I would
want to feed the beast.


One of the knocks on Apple is that it's hard to get decent software.
You would think that Apple would spend a little more time and effort
developing some decent software themselves. As this thread indicates,
there's a lot of dissatisfaction with Microscrew out there and one
would think that Jobs would try harder to take advantage of it.


Well, Jobs has always been a bit of a snob when it comes to marketing. I
can't understand it either. It's like he's saying "Apple *could* be
making a billion dollars in profits per year, but we really don't have
any *use* for it..."

I know. When they first cam out, they had the better technology, but
they never capitalized on it. Jobs had the better ideas, but Gates had
the better business people and lawyers.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
.


User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 09 Jul 2004 05:20:28 PM
On Thu, 08 Jul 2004 22:37:57 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-D0122A.05444708072004@news01.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <jhachm-32854A.23110007072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Actually, I got the "Teacher's Edition" version of Office for $150,
which I considered fairly close to reasonable to get a decent set of
programs that have a better GUI than Apple Works 6. All I had to do was
tell the sales clerk that I had a student at home.

You'd think after all this time, Apple could do better than a word
processor that shows about 3 inches of margin around a document.


Yeah. I couldn't use the student dodge, or I would have done the same.
One of the knocks on Apple is that it's hard to get decent software.
You would think that Apple would spend a little more time and effort
developing some decent software themselves. As this thread indicates,
there's a lot of dissatisfaction with Microscrew out there and one
would think that Jobs would try harder to take advantage of it.

Steve says; "Not my job, man.".......
.



User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 09 Jul 2004 05:13:10 PM
On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:11:00 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.

Gosh, John! How cruel and selfish of you not to provide clean hot towels and free
sodas to all them hardworking programmers....tsk....(rolls eyes)
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 10 Jul 2004 02:16:15 AM
In article <pan.2004.07.09.22.13.08.825095@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:11:00 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Gosh, John! How cruel and selfish of you not to provide clean hot towels and
free
sodas to all them hardworking programmers....tsk....(rolls eyes)

Cheney all of them.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 10 Jul 2004 03:50:48 PM
On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 00:16:15 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.09.22.13.08.825095@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:11:00 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Gosh, John! How cruel and selfish of you not to provide clean hot towels and
free
sodas to all them hardworking programmers....tsk....(rolls eyes)


Cheney all of them.

GASP!!!!! John! Such language! .......
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 11 Jul 2004 01:11:10 AM
In article <pan.2004.07.10.20.50.47.263089@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 00:16:15 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.09.22.13.08.825095@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:11:00 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long
as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be
willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Gosh, John! How cruel and selfish of you not to provide clean hot towels
and
free
sodas to all them hardworking programmers....tsk....(rolls eyes)


Cheney all of them.


GASP!!!!! John! Such language! .......

Oops! Better go wash my mouth out with soap.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 12 Jul 2004 07:15:55 PM
On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:11:10 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.10.20.50.47.263089@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 00:16:15 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.09.22.13.08.825095@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:11:00 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long
as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be
willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Gosh, John! How cruel and selfish of you not to provide clean hot towels
and
free
sodas to all them hardworking programmers....tsk....(rolls eyes)


Cheney all of them.


GASP!!!!! John! Such language! .......


Oops! Better go wash my mouth out with soap.

Murphy's?
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 14 Jul 2004 11:57:04 PM
In article <pan.2004.07.13.00.15.54.276372@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:11:10 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.10.20.50.47.263089@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 00:16:15 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.09.22.13.08.825095@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:11:00 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How
many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same
programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as
long
as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be
willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last
version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came
with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows,
or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Gosh, John! How cruel and selfish of you not to provide clean hot
towels
and
free
sodas to all them hardworking programmers....tsk....(rolls eyes)


Cheney all of them.


GASP!!!!! John! Such language! .......


Oops! Better go wash my mouth out with soap.


Murphy's?

Fel's Naphtha.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 15 Jul 2004 11:45:11 PM
On Wed, 14 Jul 2004 21:57:04 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.13.00.15.54.276372@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:11:10 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.10.20.50.47.263089@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 00:16:15 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.09.22.13.08.825095@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:11:00 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How
many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same
programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as
long
as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be
willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last
version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came
with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows,
or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Gosh, John! How cruel and selfish of you not to provide clean hot
towels
and
free
sodas to all them hardworking programmers....tsk....(rolls eyes)


Cheney all of them.


GASP!!!!! John! Such language! .......


Oops! Better go wash my mouth out with soap.


Murphy's?


Fel's Naphtha.

To the tune of; "You Light Up My Life..."
:::::::::FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE""""""""""
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 17 Jul 2004 01:40:48 AM
In article <pan.2004.07.16.04.45.09.889145@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 14 Jul 2004 21:57:04 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.13.00.15.54.276372@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:11:10 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.10.20.50.47.263089@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 00:16:15 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.09.22.13.08.825095@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:11:00 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How
many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same
programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as
long
as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that
does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be
willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to
write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last
version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS
X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came
with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide
shows,
or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like
paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Gosh, John! How cruel and selfish of you not to provide clean hot
towels
and
free
sodas to all them hardworking programmers....tsk....(rolls eyes)


Cheney all of them.


GASP!!!!! John! Such language! .......


Oops! Better go wash my mouth out with soap.


Murphy's?


Fel's Naphtha.


To the tune of; "You Light Up My Life..."

:::::::::FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE""""""""""

Heh. I wonder if they even make the stuff anymore.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
The ability to change one's mind, ideas, and opinions when confronted with
new facts is the sign of the rational and intelligent. The inability to do
so is the hallmark of the dimwitted and the fanatic. This applies not only
to science and philosophy, but also to politics.
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 17 Jul 2004 07:39:27 PM
On Fri, 16 Jul 2004 23:40:48 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.16.04.45.09.889145@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 14 Jul 2004 21:57:04 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.13.00.15.54.276372@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:11:10 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.10.20.50.47.263089@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 00:16:15 -0700, johac wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.09.22.13.08.825095@localhost.localdomain>,
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain> wrote:

On Wed, 07 Jul 2004 23:11:00 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How
many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same
programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as
long
as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that
does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be
willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to
write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last
version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS
X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came
with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide
shows,
or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like
paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


Gosh, John! How cruel and selfish of you not to provide clean hot
towels
and
free
sodas to all them hardworking programmers....tsk....(rolls eyes)


Cheney all of them.


GASP!!!!! John! Such language! .......


Oops! Better go wash my mouth out with soap.


Murphy's?


Fel's Naphtha.


To the tune of; "You Light Up My Life..."

:::::::::FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE""""""""""


Heh. I wonder if they even make the stuff anymore.

No idea.
.
User: "Harry F. Leopold"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 21 Jul 2004 09:25:34 AM
On Sat, 17 Jul 2004 19:39:27 -0500, stoney wrote
(in article <pan.2004.07.18.00.39.25.641429@localhost.localdomain>):
snip

Cheney all of them.


GASP!!!!! John! Such language! .......


Oops! Better go wash my mouth out with soap.


Murphy's?


Fel's Naphtha.


To the tune of; "You Light Up My Life..."

FFFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE""""""""""


Heh. I wonder if they even make the stuff anymore.


No idea.

They do, just saw a whole stack of it at the local market.
--
Harry F. Leopold
aa #2076
AA/Vet #4
The Prints of Darkness
(remove gene to email)
³We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages
down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new
vocabulary."-James D. Nicoll
.










User: "Hypatia Kosh"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 09 Jul 2004 11:54:06 AM
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message news:<jhachm-32854A.23110007072004@news.giganews.com>...

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.

I use Appleworks too, for the same reasons. Appleworks isn't great and
isn't really a "full-featured" office suite (it actually has
database/spreadsheet functions, but you couldn't pay me to use them),
but it works without hassles, which is more than I can say of Word.
Word is just buggy, period.
And that FUCKING office assistant that pops up even when you kill it
in preferences doesn't help things either!
-Hy
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 10 Jul 2004 02:15:03 AM
In article <fb1e5579.0407090854.5c3ab83e@posting.google.com>,
(Hypatia Kosh) wrote:

johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote in message
news:<jhachm-32854A.23110007072004@news.giganews.com>...

In article
<nemo0037-973E7D.18311307072004@news02.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <pan.2004.07.07.13.40.55.85385@lid_email.no>,
"Mark K. Bilbo" <inv@lid_email.no> wrote:

Not to mention where do you go once you saturate a market? How many
copies
of Office do people need?


Heh. I got my hands on Office for Apple System 10 last year. Now,
they've come out with a "new, improved" version of the same programs.
Sorry, Bill. The Word and Excel I have today will suit me for as long as
I own Apple computers that'll run them.

Now, if MS would start writing decent software for my iMac that does
something other than word processing, for less than $100, I'd be willing
to take a look...


I've owned Macs for over fifteen years now. Microscrew used to write
decent Mac software years ago (I use mainly Word) but the last version
I got for OS 9 sucked. When I bought a new eMac this year with OS X
it wouldn't even work with that. I now use Appleworks which came with
the machine. Since i don't do elaborate spread sheets, slide shows, or
graphics at home, it works well enough and I don't feel like paying
Bill's exorbitant prices.


I use Appleworks too, for the same reasons. Appleworks isn't great and
isn't really a "full-featured" office suite (it actually has
database/spreadsheet functions, but you couldn't pay me to use them),
but it works without hassles, which is more than I can say of Word.
Word is just buggy, period.

And that FUCKING office assistant that pops up even when you kill it
in preferences doesn't help things either!

-Hy

At work I am condemned to use a Windoze machine. At least several
times a day, I call it things that would make ***** Cheney blush. One
day I was having a particularly rough time with Power Point, and was
commenting on the programmers' intelligence quotient, ancestry, and
personal habits, when one of my cube mates asked me what was the
problem. The woman who also shared our cube replied: "Don't worry,
John is just having another 'Microsoft Moment'".
I have lots of 'Microsoft Moments." I agree about that damned annoying
office assistant. I wish I knew more about programming. I would like
to write a virus that change every damn office assistant into a little
foul mouthed cartoon character that would spout derisive comments
about Bill Gates.
Even though Appleworks lacks many features, for what I do at home,
it's adequate although I wish that something better and reasonably
priced would come along.
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
.
User: "*nemo*"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 10 Jul 2004 04:29:51 AM
In article <jhachm-5E8C61.00150310072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

At work I am condemned to use a Windoze machine. At least several
times a day, I call it things that would make ***** Cheney blush. One
day I was having a particularly rough time with Power Point, and was
commenting on the programmers' intelligence quotient, ancestry, and
personal habits, when one of my cube mates asked me what was the
problem. The woman who also shared our cube replied: "Don't worry,
John is just having another 'Microsoft Moment'".

I guess I'm not much of a user of PC software. I've never had a problem
using Word or Excel. I have no use for Powerpoint. Or that idiot e-mail
program they wrote for Macs.
But I wrote and checked a complete novel with Word, and never had a bit
of trouble with any of the versions of Word I used. I was able to
transfer the files back and forth between my PC and Mac as I needed
(back when I was working in Mizzippi), and between my System 9 version
and System 10 version, when I upgraded last year.
Strange, that...

I have lots of 'Microsoft Moments." I agree about that damned annoying
office assistant.

Heh. Every time I get a new copy of Word to work with, I always hunt
down and remove that little *****. And I turn off the options I don't
want, like auto checking and correction. I can't imagine anyone wanting
most of the features they keep adding into Word. But it does have many
useful features I do use happily, I'm used to the interface, and it
saves data in all of the formats I need, so I use it by preference.

I wish I knew more about programming. I would like
to write a virus that change every damn office assistant into a little
foul mouthed cartoon character that would spout derisive comments
about Bill Gates.

That would be fun. Where's a hacker when you need one?

Even though Appleworks lacks many features, for what I do at home,
it's adequate although I wish that something better and reasonably
priced would come along.

You'd think that the number of Macs being sold would be close to
representing a market large enough to attract at least a few
competitors. Makes you wonder who's in charge. "Free market" my *****.
--
Nemo - EAC Commissioner for Bible Belt Underwater Operations.
Atheist #1331 (the Palindrome of doom!)
BAAWA Knight! - One of those warm Southern Knights, y'all!
Charter member, SMASH!!
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Quotemeister since March 2002
.
User: "johac"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 11 Jul 2004 01:58:50 AM
In article
<nemo0037-67908A.05295010072004@news03.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <jhachm-5E8C61.00150310072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

At work I am condemned to use a Windoze machine. At least several
times a day, I call it things that would make ***** Cheney blush. One
day I was having a particularly rough time with Power Point, and was
commenting on the programmers' intelligence quotient, ancestry, and
personal habits, when one of my cube mates asked me what was the
problem. The woman who also shared our cube replied: "Don't worry,
John is just having another 'Microsoft Moment'".

I guess I'm not much of a user of PC software. I've never had a problem
using Word or Excel. I have no use for Powerpoint. Or that idiot e-mail
program they wrote for Macs.

But I wrote and checked a complete novel with Word, and never had a bit
of trouble with any of the versions of Word I used. I was able to
transfer the files back and forth between my PC and Mac as I needed
(back when I was working in Mizzippi), and between my System 9 version
and System 10 version, when I upgraded last year.

Strange, that...

The older versions of Word that I used on my older Macs were OK, but
the version of Word 98 that they made 'special' for the classic iMacs
sucked. It was incredibly slow opening, opening files, and printing. I
use the XP version of Office at work, and there Word is fine, except
that I think that the addition of so many useless features makes it an
occasional pain. Sometimes I hit the wrong key, and it takes forever
to undo what I did.


I have lots of 'Microsoft Moments." I agree about that damned annoying
office assistant.


Heh. Every time I get a new copy of Word to work with, I always hunt
down and remove that little *****.

Exterminate! Exterminate!

And I turn off the options I don't
want, like auto checking and correction.

I find that distracting too. I'd rather Type the document first and
them spell check at the end, or every few pages if it is long.

I can't imagine anyone wanting
most of the features they keep adding into Word. But it does have many
useful features I do use happily, I'm used to the interface, and it
saves data in all of the formats I need, so I use it by preference.

I try to keep it simple. For most memos, and even publications, I
really don't need too much fancy stuff.


I wish I knew more about programming. I would like
to write a virus that change every damn office assistant into a little
foul mouthed cartoon character that would spout derisive comments
about Bill Gates.

That would be fun. Where's a hacker when you need one?

Yep.


Even though Appleworks lacks many features, for what I do at home,
it's adequate although I wish that something better and reasonably
priced would come along.


You'd think that the number of Macs being sold would be close to
representing a market large enough to attract at least a few
competitors. Makes you wonder who's in charge. "Free market" my *****.

It seems that years ago there were many more software developers. Has
MicroGreed bought them all out or run them out of business?
Does anyone know anything about a program named OpenOffice.org 1.1.2?
It looks like a freeware version of Word and I'm thinking of giving it
a shot. There's info at:
http://www.openoffice.org/
--
John Hachmann aa #1782
"Men become civilized not in their willingness to believe, but in
proportion to their readiness to doubt." - H. L. Mencken
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 12 Jul 2004 07:19:21 PM
On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:58:50 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-67908A.05295010072004@news03.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <jhachm-5E8C61.00150310072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

At work I am condemned to use a Windoze machine. At least several
times a day, I call it things that would make ***** Cheney blush. One
day I was having a particularly rough time with Power Point, and was
commenting on the programmers' intelligence quotient, ancestry, and
personal habits, when one of my cube mates asked me what was the
problem. The woman who also shared our cube replied: "Don't worry,
John is just having another 'Microsoft Moment'".

I guess I'm not much of a user of PC software. I've never had a problem
using Word or Excel. I have no use for Powerpoint. Or that idiot e-mail
program they wrote for Macs.

But I wrote and checked a complete novel with Word, and never had a bit
of trouble with any of the versions of Word I used. I was able to
transfer the files back and forth between my PC and Mac as I needed
(back when I was working in Mizzippi), and between my System 9 version
and System 10 version, when I upgraded last year.

Strange, that...


The older versions of Word that I used on my older Macs were OK, but
the version of Word 98 that they made 'special' for the classic iMacs
sucked. It was incredibly slow opening, opening files, and printing. I
use the XP version of Office at work, and there Word is fine, except
that I think that the addition of so many useless features makes it an
occasional pain. Sometimes I hit the wrong key, and it takes forever
to undo what I did.


I have lots of 'Microsoft Moments." I agree about that damned annoying
office assistant.


Heh. Every time I get a new copy of Word to work with, I always hunt
down and remove that little *****.


Exterminate! Exterminate!

And I turn off the options I don't
want, like auto checking and correction.


I find that distracting too. I'd rather Type the document first and
them spell check at the end, or every few pages if it is long.

I can't imagine anyone wanting
most of the features they keep adding into Word. But it does have many
useful features I do use happily, I'm used to the interface, and it
saves data in all of the formats I need, so I use it by preference.


I try to keep it simple. For most memos, and even publications, I
really don't need too much fancy stuff.


I wish I knew more about programming. I would like
to write a virus that change every damn office assistant into a little
foul mouthed cartoon character that would spout derisive comments
about Bill Gates.

That would be fun. Where's a hacker when you need one?


Yep.


Even though Appleworks lacks many features, for what I do at home,
it's adequate although I wish that something better and reasonably
priced would come along.


You'd think that the number of Macs being sold would be close to
representing a market large enough to attract at least a few
competitors. Makes you wonder who's in charge. "Free market" my *****.


It seems that years ago there were many more software developers. Has
MicroGreed bought them all out or run them out of business?

Does anyone know anything about a program named OpenOffice.org 1.1.2?
It looks like a freeware version of Word and I'm thinking of giving it
a shot. There's info at:

http://www.openoffice.org/

It's good. I was using it with Winblowz XP.
Version 1 was working great with the d/l version of Mandrake 9.2.
However, the new version comes with the Red Hat 9 distro and it's slower
than snake *****.
.
User: "Mark K. Bilbo"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 13 Jul 2004 10:13:59 AM
On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 17:19:21 -0700 in episode
<pan.2004.07.13.00.19.20.404474@localhost.localdomain> we saw our hero
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain>:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:58:50 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-67908A.05295010072004@news03.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <jhachm-5E8C61.00150310072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

At work I am condemned to use a Windoze machine. At least several
times a day, I call it things that would make ***** Cheney blush. One
day I was having a particularly rough time with Power Point, and was
commenting on the programmers' intelligence quotient, ancestry, and
personal habits, when one of my cube mates asked me what was the
problem. The woman who also shared our cube replied: "Don't worry,
John is just having another 'Microsoft Moment'".

I guess I'm not much of a user of PC software. I've never had a problem
using Word or Excel. I have no use for Powerpoint. Or that idiot e-mail
program they wrote for Macs.

But I wrote and checked a complete novel with Word, and never had a bit
of trouble with any of the versions of Word I used. I was able to
transfer the files back and forth between my PC and Mac as I needed
(back when I was working in Mizzippi), and between my System 9 version
and System 10 version, when I upgraded last year.

Strange, that...


The older versions of Word that I used on my older Macs were OK, but the
version of Word 98 that they made 'special' for the classic iMacs
sucked. It was incredibly slow opening, opening files, and printing. I
use the XP version of Office at work, and there Word is fine, except
that I think that the addition of so many useless features makes it an
occasional pain. Sometimes I hit the wrong key, and it takes forever to
undo what I did.


I have lots of 'Microsoft Moments." I agree about that damned
annoying office assistant.


Heh. Every time I get a new copy of Word to work with, I always hunt
down and remove that little *****.


Exterminate! Exterminate!

And I turn off the options I don't
want, like auto checking and correction.


I find that distracting too. I'd rather Type the document first and them
spell check at the end, or every few pages if it is long.

I can't imagine anyone wanting
most of the features they keep adding into Word. But it does have many
useful features I do use happily, I'm used to the interface, and it
saves data in all of the formats I need, so I use it by preference.


I try to keep it simple. For most memos, and even publications, I really
don't need too much fancy stuff.


I wish I knew more about programming. I would like to write a virus
that change every damn office assistant into a little foul mouthed
cartoon character that would spout derisive comments about Bill
Gates.

That would be fun. Where's a hacker when you need one?


Yep.


Even though Appleworks lacks many features, for what I do at home,
it's adequate although I wish that something better and reasonably
priced would come along.


You'd think that the number of Macs being sold would be close to
representing a market large enough to attract at least a few
competitors. Makes you wonder who's in charge. "Free market" my *****.


It seems that years ago there were many more software developers. Has
MicroGreed bought them all out or run them out of business?

Does anyone know anything about a program named OpenOffice.org 1.1.2? It
looks like a freeware version of Word and I'm thinking of giving it a
shot. There's info at:

http://www.openoffice.org/


It's good. I was using it with Winblowz XP.

Version 1 was working great with the d/l version of Mandrake 9.2. However,
the new version comes with the Red Hat 9 distro and it's slower than snake
*****.

OO is still a hell of a resource hog. I have 1.1.1 which isn't too bad
but, then, I compiled the blasted thing for my machine (one of the
advantages of Gentoo that <g>).
Supposedly they're working on speeding the OO hog up. Not sure how much
progress they're making...
--
Mark K. Bilbo - a.a. #1423
EAC Department of Linguistic Subversion
Alt-atheism website at: http://www.alt-atheism.org
--------------------------------------------------
There is no system but GNU, and Linux is one of its kernels.
.
User: "stoney"

Title: Re: OT: It's begun... 14 Jul 2004 01:40:37 AM
On Tue, 13 Jul 2004 10:13:59 -0500, Mark K. Bilbo wrote:

On Mon, 12 Jul 2004 17:19:21 -0700 in episode
<pan.2004.07.13.00.19.20.404474@localhost.localdomain> we saw our hero
"stoney" <stoney@localhost.localdomain>:

On Sat, 10 Jul 2004 23:58:50 -0700, johac wrote:

In article
<nemo0037-67908A.05295010072004@news03.east.earthlink.net>,
*nemo* <nemo0037@earthlink.dieSPAM.net> wrote:

In article <jhachm-5E8C61.00150310072004@news.giganews.com>,
johac <jhachm@ixpresremove.com> wrote:

At work I am condemned to use a Windoze machine. At least several
times a day, I call it things that would make ***** Cheney blush. One
day I was having a particularly rough time with Power Point, and was
commenting on the programmers' intelligence quotient, ancestry, and
personal habits, when one of my cube mates asked me what was the
problem. The woman who also shared our cube replied: "Don't worry,
John is just having another 'Microsoft Moment'".

I guess I'm not much of a user of PC software. I've never had a problem
using Word or Excel. I have no use for Powerpoint. Or that idiot e-mail
program they wrote for Macs.

But I wrote and checked a complete novel with Word, and never had a bit
of trouble with any of the versions of Word I used. I was able to
transfer the files back and forth between my PC and Mac as I needed
(back when I was working in Mizzippi), and between my System 9 version
and System 10 version, when I upgraded last year.

Strange, that...


The older versions of Word that I used on my older Macs were OK, but the
version of Word 98 that they made 'special' for the classic iMacs
sucked. It was incredibly slow opening, opening files, and printing. I
use the XP version of Office at work, and there Word is fine, except
that I think that the addition of so many useless features makes it an
occasional pain. Sometimes I hit the wrong key, and it takes forever to
undo what I did.


I have lots of 'Microsoft Moments." I agree about that damned
annoying office assistant.


Heh. Every time I get a new copy of Word to work with, I always hunt
down and remove that little *****.


Exterminate! Exterminate!

And I turn off the options I don't
want, like auto checking and correction.


I find that distracting too. I'd rather Type the document first and them
spell check at the end, or every few pages if it is long.

I can't imagine anyone wanting
most of the features they keep adding into Word. But it does have many
useful features I do use happily, I'm used to the interface, and it
saves data in all of the formats I need, so I use it by preference.


I try to keep it simple. For most memos, and even publications, I really
don't need too much fancy stuff.


I wish I knew more about programming. I would like to write a virus